Before I get started talking about Victoria I’d like to make a couple of things clear. I’m not posting this report to say that Victoria is the coolest place to play, that the girls are the best or the price the cheapest. So, what ever your favorite Hobby Destination happens to be, please do not feel threatened by this report. I’m sure that your favorite place is the best place in the world for you and I hope you continue to enjoy it and get to go back there real soon.

I AM posting this report to get some information out … so that if some other monger finds himself in Victoria with some time on his hands he will know how to put it to good use. Though not the crown jewels of the hobby, there are a lot of second tier places like Victoria that are well worth playing in if you happen to be in the neighborhood. I’m an avid SeaKayaker out of Seattle and I often haul my boats down to Baja Mexico in the winter and up to Vancouver Island, BC in the summer. I end up passing through Tijuana and Victoria several times a year each. I would not take a trip to either one of these towns solely for the Mongering. But, I sure do enjoy taking advantage of what they have to offer when I can. God bless them for what they are and all the other “little towns” around the world like them.


MY WEEK-END IN VICTORIA …….

The weather has been unseasonably grand in Puget Sound Country this fall. So, when work slacked off a bit and the weather man was talking about record high temperatures for the week end I said, “I’m out of here”, threw my kayak on top of my truck and headed for the nearest foreign border. It’s about a two hour drive from my HomeTown, USA to Canada and I hardly had time to get the “white line fever” thing going when I pulled up to Canadian Customs to find only a five car line. Some times you can spend over an hour waiting your turn to smile at the nice Customs Official, but there is a lot to be said for crossing mid morning a day in front of the week end. And, even with the good weather, once school starts the tourist season wanes quickly.

When I pulled up to the little booth I was delighted to find that my Customs Agent was a beautiful middle eastern woman in her mid twenties with dark eyes and long black hair. I shouldn’t have been surprised because there is a large Pakistani community in Vancouver. One of the nice things about mongering up north is the huge variety of ethnic looks to choose from. British Columbia is a real melting pot with strong Asian, Middle Eastern, European and Nordic lines. You can do a different look every night of the week. The Customs Lady asked me the purpose of my visit to Canada. Resisting the temptation to flirt, I told her that I was going Kayaking . She glanced up at the Kayak on top of my truck and wished me a good trip.

Another 20 minutes down the road to the ferry terminal. This is another place where you can spend some time waiting in line but I got lucky again. The ferry was boarding as I paid for my ticket. The fellow directing traffic was waving his arm giving me the “Hurry up!” sign. So I drove smartly to the loading ramp where the Deck Officer started waving his arms giving me the “Slow down!” sign. Damn Canucks can’t make up their minds! An hour and half ride on the ferry to Vancouver Island and then 30 minutes getting into down town Victoria and I had reached my destination.

I had come to go Kayaking, but that could wait for morning. Hard to paddle those skinny little boats after dark so I set about making some plans for the evening. I checked into my usual Hotel and plugged my lap top in. You do not have to have a computer to get laid in Victoria, but Canada is not a third world country and these days the net makes it real easy. The scene in Victoria is mostly divided between Agencies and Massage Parlors. There are also a growing number of Independent ladies putting up their own web pages. In the past year a new web hosting site has shown up in town and now all of the major agencies have links on one site. http://www.bcdarlings.com/ Some times I bring my lap top if I am going to be staying in Victoria. But, if I am making a real expedition out of the Kayaking and camping or going up Island I will do my home work before I leave and just jot down a few names of who I might want to see or use e-mail to set up a connecton. There is also a free newspaper called "Monday Magazine" that you can find at most every coffee shop around town that has a section in the classified called “Consenting Adults”. Independents list here as well as the established Agencies and Parlors. But, in this electronic age even the little advertising mags have a web site. www.mondaymag.com I went to the Agency Page of BC Darlings and ended up calling “Seductions Unlimited “. I found out that 2 out my 3 first choices would be available for a 9pm appointment so I had to make a decision. I decided on Kyla and set up an appointment.

My favorite Hotel is located in the down town area a couple of blocks from City Hall. A few more blocks and you enter the tourist area of the Cities Inner Harbor. Take a left at City Hall and it is just two blocks to China Town. From my Hotel in a different direction than City Hall it is only two blocks to the towns largest Kayak Shop which sets on the “Gorge”, a tidal water cut that winds through the city for several miles out of the Inner Harbor. If you walk the two blocks form my Hotel to the Kayak shop you will pass right by Seduction Unlimited’s incall location … that's why it is my favorite hotel. I had a hankering for Pub Food so I freshened up and headed toward the tourist area on foot. The whole area that I have described is very safe and comfortable to walk in. I sat in the outdoor street garden of a down town pub eating Halibut and Chips and sipping an “Upper Canadian” microbrew while I watched people parade by. It is an interesting area for people watching what with the mixture of shoppers and tourists. The folk who work down town are in the streets heading home while others are coming down town for the night life. Horse drawn carriages trundle tourists and lovers about and the Street Scene Set comes out in all their leather and spiked hair finery. There are some places in the world such as Ipanema in Rio or riding the Sky Train in Bangkok where you will notice that the general population is composed of pretty good looking people. Downtown Victoria is like that … not hard to figure out where all the eye candy comes from when the average is high.

Back in my room I made ready for my 9pm appointment. You will note that Agency Web-sites say that there may be a travel fee for outcall. What this means is that they are going to charge you $20CND to bring a girl to your room even if the travel is just a half a block from the incall location as was my case. The girls do not hang around the incall location, it is a place to meet customers for an appointment. The e-mail computer and the phones lady are located some where else. I opted to meet Kyla at the incall location so around a quarter to nine I walked out of the hotel lobby and slipped around the corner. The incall location for Seductions Unlimited is nice. There are only two rooms to choose from. They both have queen sized beds with fresh sheets and plenty of mirrors. I would not call them fancy, but they are clean, freshly painted and well decorated. I have been in a lot of short time rooms around the world where I am reluctant to take my shoes off. Not so in Victoria … I give Seductions four stars ****

Kyla met me at the door and escorted me to a room. Kyla confirmed that I wanted to see her for an hour and we took care of business. There are shorter times than an hour available, though some girls are reluctant to show up at the incall spot or your hotel room for less than an hour. At least if you pay for an hour that is what you get. Cash & Dash is rare and a complaint to the agency manager will get you compensated. Kyla told me to get comfortable and slipped out for a moment. In a couple of seconds she was back. What a cutesy! (sigh) In my experience the photos that are used by these agencies are certainly shot with making the girls look good in mind but are not retouched or doctored up. Most of the time a photographer shows up at the incall location with his digital and the new girl is on the internet with in 24 hours. Pretty much what you see is what you get. I have been pleasantly surprised because the girl looks better in person more often than I have been disappointed. What followed next with me and Kyla remains between two consenting adults … but I will let you know that none of my requests were turned down, though I am a rather conservative fellow. Girls in Canada health conscious … expect your activities to be covered.

The next day I got up and went out Kayaking. It was sunny with a fall nip in the morning and actually got hot by afternoon. In a SeaKayak you are right at the surface of the water. That place where the sea, land and sky all meet is teaming with life. You silently skim the surface just another one of the great spirits critters, while it all happens around you. My writing skill cannot begin to do justice to the beauty of the Canadian Coast so lets get back to the girls …

With all that exercise I got that morning I started to think of how a wonderful a nice massage would be. I called “Escape & Relax” to set up an early afternoon appointment and was delighted to find that they could accommodate me within the hour. I had tried Escape and Relax a few years back and found it to be more of a hand job joint than a massage parlor. They now have a new web site that describes their services in such glowing terms that I felt I should try them again. http://www.escapeandrelax.com/ The location of Escape & Relax is five minutes from the down town near a major shopping mall in an old house behind a car dealership. Not nearly as nice or convenient as Seductions in call location, but the young lady who answered the door was as cute and charming as the telephone lady had said she would be so I decided to go through with the deal. I was shown to a room and was disappointed to find a bed instead of a massage table. Oh well.

My “masseuse” excused her self and told me to get comfortable, saying that she would be right back. I assumed the position (naked and face down on the bed) and didn’t have long to wait before my girl returned. She said that as long as I didn’t have any clothes on that she didn’t have to wear them either and striped down and began to rub my back with oil. Turns out that my masseuse was a fellow Kayaker and we began a discussion of some of the better places to go in the area. That is another thing that I like about mongering north of the border. My Spanish is weak, my Portuguese non-existent. I have no Asian dialects beyond the universal phrase, “SuckyFucky”. But, her Canadian and my American were close enough to have a fine conversation.

I was enjoying life lying there getting my back rubbed while a beautiful young girl drug her ample bosom all over my body and clued me in on all the best places to go for my other hobby. When time came for the flip and I started to get an eyeful of what was going on I just had to tell my new friend that I hoped I wasn’t being offensive, but by any chance did she offer any services beyond a rubbing. She indicated that she did indeed … for an additional 60CND. I don’t know about you fellows, but I have found that laying there with a hard on while a naked woman has her hands on my dick is a really poor position to be bargaining from. So, I just said, OK and she hopped on like a good cowgirl would and away we went.

Back at my hotel room I had just enough time to catch a nap before I wandered down to China Town for Sushi. Same time that I had phoned Escape & Relax I had also called an Agency that I had never used before, “Victoria’s Eden” and arranged to have Tori come by my Hotel and tuck me in for the night. About the time I had gotten tired of watching Soccer and Canadian Football on TV there was a knock at the door and it was Tori. Wow was it Tori !!! The pictures on Victoria’s Eden web site showed a knock out but they didn’t come close to doing this one justice. She used my phone to call the agency and let them know that she had arrived and would be staying for awhile. After a couple of moments of idle chat she asked my what I would like to do. I wanted to know if she could stand up and take her cloths off really slow. She said that she sometimes did that professionally and that if I knew any of the songs that they play a lot in strip bars it would help her if I would hum one. We laughed at that and got started. I was glad that I had taken the nap earlier.

The next day I checked out of the hotel and drove home to resume my normal life.

The end.

PS This is the web address of the Vancouver hobbyists chat board, “PERB” (Pacific Escort Review Board)
http://www.perb.ca/
Sorry I couldn’t get most of the Addresses to work as hyper-links.

Good stuff McDijj, I've been to Victoria many a times for the touristy things and didn't really partake of the hobbying stuff. Also, there are some hotties from the call agencies in Whistler --some real exotic Indian types with blonder surfer types. There were some good talent to be at the Vancouver MPs and Gentlemen's clubs.

Can you give me some idea what they were charging Canadian. They were charging 200-300 canadian dollars at the Gentlemen's clubs and 160 Canadian at the MPs. Is that about right still?

The Canadia dollar being so weak, it's not a bad value.

Was wondering the same thing McDijj. Great info; how much were each of these encounters? Prices in Canadian ok.

M

Seems like the Dollar has been losing ground against all the Mongering Currencies with the exception of the Mexican Peso. Though the Canadian Dollar has gained some strength recently the exchange rate is still quite favorable. Fri 10/17 close was 1.31CAD to the USD according to XE.com

Victoria tends to run a little cheaper than Vancouver and much cheaper than Whistler. This is my friend Kyla; http://www.bcdarlings.com/su_kyla.htm The top end agency she is with, Seductions Unlimited, charges 160CAD for an hour incall. That’s pretty close to $120USD for a genuine hour with a genuine cutie. About what you would spend for the same time, cabine and garrote quality at ‘Lummo in Rio, half again what you would invest in taking a little spinner home from Mandarin in Bangkok. One of the agencies where some of the gals that have been around the block a few times work has a “Nooner Special” from 11am to 1pm … 20 minutes for $90CAD and you get your name entered in a drawing for a color TV.
http://www.bcdarlings.com/islandbeauties.htm

This is Tori, the other girl I got to meet. http://www.victoriaseden.com/tori.html She works for Victoria’s Eden, another top end agency that is very competitive with Seductions Unlimited. I paid the same $160CAD for an hour of her time with the addition of a $20CAD fee to have her delivered to my hotel room.

I wonder what how many “hits” these two gals sites are going to get as a result of their exposure on ClubHombre…if only the knew.

Thanks for the great report. I've been wanting to head up north someday and am always interested in hobbying when I travel.

But, I think your comparison of cost to Rio is a bit off. L'uomo charge R50 to get in and R200 for an hour with a girl. That converts to $88.00 U.S. dollars. Or you can go to 4 x 4 in Rio and pay about $63.00 U.S. dollars.

Thanks again for a good report,
Sterling

Sterling,

I was just taking a stab at current L'oumo full hour and deluxe suite rates ... I've only ever done 40 minutes and it seems that it set me back around $100USD every time I went. Of course that included drinks and cab fare. In any case both are a real bargain compared to what a little companionship costs in my HomeTown USA!

McDIJJ

Real nice report. And well written. Being from the East Coast I've thought about Montreal for a weekend since it's so close. Have you ever been? Any comparisons? Thanks again for a nice report.

Wallstreet,

I've never been to Montreal (I have a tough time understanding French), but from personal experience, I can highly recommend Toronto. You do need to do your "homework" (http://www.terb.ca/vbulletin/index.php) to avoid the scammers.

Wallstreet,

I've never been east of the Rockies in Canada but I've read enough of Yujin's posts, here and other boards, to vouch for his credibility.

I was having coffee with the boys at Alcazar last spring and a couple of the regulars were talking about a snowmobil trip they had taken for a break from the grueling task of nailing down a chunk of sand on Copacabana Beach. Sounded like they had a good time.

There have got to be a couple of good golf courses around Montreal ... when the weather gets brighter make a three day weekend out of it and let us know what you think!

McDIJJ

Sounds good - it'll give me a chance to practice my French.

Great report McDIJJ!
You've really whetted my appetite for my semi-annual trip to Victoria a few weeks hence. I hope to be as fortunate as you picking my partners. Scuttlebutt on the local boards sez quantity is up but quality is spotty.
Glasweg.

Why don't you post this (suitably modified) on TRB?

McDijj,

Thanks for the great update on the Victoria scene. I was there 2 years ago and had a great time for a couple of days. Do you know if Classy Ladies and the Penthouse are still in operation?

I encountered a lovely independent provider named Tawny, who is part Filipina and used to advertise on her website that she "does everything." I found her claim to be truthful. I had found her thru an ad in the Monday Mag.

There was a time when I would never even have considered using an agency other than Classy Ladies in Victoria. Vicki ran a tight ship that was well stocked with beautiful women. But, about two years ago the excellent service and high standards began to slip. I'm sad to report that Vicki (Classy Ladies) is no longer in business. From what I have heard talking to a few of the girls this is further evidence that standards of business, reputation, and even whole businesses will fit up ones nose.

McDIJJ