Actually 6 full days on the Island with beautiful weather and some great experiences. Some of this will be for the benefit of the newbies or less experienced so baaaarrrr with me seasoned veterans. While preparing I did my homework. (I will spare you my non hobby stuff) I had my lists, both A lists and back up lists with lots of numbers and good maps not to mention my game face. This hobby is much like fishing, things can change rather rapidly and while it’s fun to have some expectation it’s best not to be a child about it when you expected too much. When fishing you have to have the right equipment and go to the right spots and with pooning you want to be ready for any eventuality. For the new guys show up on time freshly showered and sober with face shaved and teeth brushed and always be polite and respectful and you will get your personal best mileage. The rule of pooning is expect the unexpected realizing the descriptions are often exaggerated and situation can change rapidly knowing when you do your research that people opinions are just that OPINIONS and subjective adds allot of unknown to the term YMMV.
The most common exaggerations are age, weight and breast size, many men interpret willingness to perform certain activities as GFE experience and others if the girl talks nice to you. I will try to be as detailed as possible. Also with the exchange rates and general prices I was frequently still pleased even when I didn’t have the optimum experience.

I arrived with all my research in hand and first day made some phone calls. Several independents and a couple of agency’s either had voice mail or were a little flaky. No problem this was my first volley of calls and I was prepared.
Then called the Penthouse and found out Katie was out of town. Tried to book with Faye but when I called back they said they were unable to get a hold of her and they were planning of closing early due to lack of providers. Girl on the phone polite but a little confused. Then called the classy ladies number and they didn’t seem quite sure who was working or who was in town except who was available at that minute. Erika they said was out of town. Oh well my first day and decided to cut bait and go to shore only allowing just so much time for searching. Oh and before I left I already knew Jude would be out of town.
All activity ended up with classy ladies. (Penthouse wasn’t working for me I’m not sure what the problem was but I did give three attempts and like baseball three strikes on a trip and I’m out of it, because if I wait for one more I just get upset and life is too short to get frustrated)

Poon day one. Evening run. Willow 19 years old, 34C-24-35. No exaggeration on the description. This girl is tall, beautiful and near perfect breasts and yes big pouty lips. You get the feeling she really could pull off a Playboy spread. I was met at the door by someone else and whooshed me to a room and waited for 10-15minutes because she was running a little late. The phone girl came in and gave me a drink of water. Willow showed up looking a little rushed. Quickly asked for the money, which was different from what I was quoted over the phone. In fact I will only mention it right now and not belabor the issues but of all my visits only half were price as quoted the rest were more some significantly some just a little. Not going to quibble so I dug into my wallet and forked it over. (Money isn’t the point with this it is the part about being prepared and being made to feel cheap or stupid, that is the point.) Left room came back and got naked right away and laid on edge of bed. Gave me her personal rules right away. No kissing of face no going down on her and nothing touches her pussy without a condom, all are workable. Pretty quick into time I could positively tell she did not want to be there and she had no acting ability to make me think otherwise. I had to ask for everything and I mean everything I got and very specifically. Made me feel like a cad. If she didn’t have such a perfect body I’m not sure I could have even gotten it up and kept it up. She was open to all the standard positions. She did posses a good physical talent with the proverbial CBJ and was quite skilled. After the mambo for about 15 minutes she let me know she was sore (non verbally so I asked and she said yes) I offered her a break and she asked if she could get a drink and when she came back she sat for about 5 minutes and I had to ask her to start again. Finally with about 5-10 minutes left I just decided I had inconvenienced her enough and would finish by hand. I realize she could have had a bad day. I also realize I could be someone she was physically repulsed by and or a million other things. Physically and visual I had pleasure and personally if I was new to the hobby I would have quit because I felt I had inconvenienced this poor young girl. Even though I’m not new to this hobby I still felt bad afterwards generally the worthless peace of shit feeling. Emotional stuff blah blah blah blah… I know, I know I’m an adult.

Day 2 morning visit. Audrey tall and elegant. She is very pretty with a tall elegant look. Small breasts and a lean figure. Kind of shy. She was open and responsive. While I would not consider her a GFE she was open to everything I wanted to do and was very pleasing and talented. (I never ask for anal because I’m not interested in it but I doubt any of the women I saw would do it at work several brought it up when talking about private vs. professional life stuff). We had some small talk and it was a very nice time. This visit was approx. 12 hours after my last. We filled the hour with lots of fun. I spent some time dinning at the Y and she returned the favor with a nice covered BJ. We did quite a few positions and she felt great in all of them. Our time was wonderful. Like I said not GFE for me but definitely a grade A experience. If I remember correctly she will be getting a boob job soon and will probably have to take some time off when she does. Big or small she is a lovely woman.

Day 3 morning visit. Natalie 21, 5’5”, 36c-25-36. Pictures simply do not do her justice. She has got a smile and a face that rock my world. Her eyes dance. I also enjoyed her body very nice. While it is not perfect it really doesn’t need to be. She has allot of wit and spunk. She was a great deal of fun to talk with. She too was open to all that I was interested in. She wasn’t afraid to tell me what she enjoyed witch I liked. Started with some cuddling my choice. Dinned at the Y for a little bit and she gave a skilled covered BJ. Multiple positions and very accommodating. She seemed to really enjoy herself and we had some good laughs. She is also very encouraging and compliments allot. (All of those aspects add to the illusion and atmosphere, which make for a really nice time). We knocked boots for the whole hour. Did I mention her smile and dancing eyes talk about making me melt. Woooooo weeeee I had so much energy left over I took a jog after our time. Smiling as I jogged down the galloping goose trail. Wooo wooo chug a chuga.

Day 4 morning visit again. Paige 25 years old 5’4”, 36D-25-36 new or I should say back in the business. She was only on a couple of days when I saw her. No pictures yet but I would venture her pictures will not do her justice I find her very natural and attractive. She is a true GFE from my perspective. She has the classic hour glass body with soft natural breasts. She was playful and teasing from the start. Felt an immediate connection. I sat on the edge of the bed and she did a little strip with my assistance, which I find very sensual. When I was kissing my way up her neck she began to nibble and kiss my ear and neck and then we kissed for a little while. Our whole time was pretty natural from that point on. She was very anxious to make sure was enjoying myself and happy. It was like making love to an old long lost lover. Lots of fun and lots of responsiveness. We did all the stuff I normally enjoy. She had allot of endurance (I frequently exhaust providers) She actually seemed horny. Illusion or not like I said before atmosphere can be very important. Paige was a doll.

Day 5 Hannah 22years old (just turned 22) 48fff-28-38 5’9 but answered the door in high heels made her about 6’2 Wow she was eye to eye with me (flat footed I’m 6’2). She had a very pretty dress on and was made up nicely. The 48FFF are not exaggerated and they are original equipment. She too was a GFE for me with lots of kissing and lots of all the stuff I love (she also took allot of initiative during our time together). She has a very cute face. Huge luscisous breasts I skipped the BJ because I wanted to smooch a little more and play with those wonderful breasts. We did multiple position and between the cute face and scrumptious breasts I was in heaven. She is a big girl however she was among the most flexible I have ever been with and doesn’t seem to tire in any position we did quite a few variations on missionary due to her flexibility and endurance. I was able to cum within 30 minutes of the mambo and she quickly cleaned me up and snuggled up for some cuddling and smooching and talking for the rest of the hour. All in all it was a GFE and a wonderful time (she is a gem). Side note you get the knock when your time is up, you don’t get the 10-minute warning knock.

Day 6 (aaaahhhhh last day in Victoria) Paige. She was such a sweety she agreed to meet me on her day off. She was in the middle of moving to a new place and came in for me. She had on a pretty black dress and high heels. My last day I wanted to go out with a bang. I was running late getting up and to make it on time I was going to have to skip breakfast. We went to the room and got the money out of the way. She came back and did a nice strip again. She was wearing a very pretty black dress. Oh so nice to peel that off. Lots of kissing and cuddling and touching by the time we were naked on the bed I had a small container of apple sauce (seeing I missed breakfast) and spread it all over her so I had breakfast on her. I was having allot of fun (not to mention a nutrient rich time) After about a half hour of that sort of stuff we change spots and she gave me an incredible BJ and seeing I had two hours I went ahead had her do that for my first pop it was absolutely wonderful. She was very intuitive and had lots of fun before we cleaned up to start the second round. We had a little 5 minute clean up break. During the second round we still tasted applesauce on each other in spots we didn’t remember putting it which was great. Round two with lots of aerobics and positions. Our time was very delightful she was intuitive and natural. She is definitely a keeper. Paige is also someone you can easily converse with and freely shares her sexual experience and suggestions. She was very playful.

Now I’m back in Phoenix with a silly grin.
Only saw Classy Ladies girls. It is a good service but things to watch out for.
1. Price quoted was only about 50% correct and if you go you should probably be prepared to fork out a little more money or be prepared to barter on price which can in some places seriously affect your ability to have the best time. In my experience if it’s not acceptable cut bait.
2. Girls were occasionally running a little late. Once one of the other girls who I wasn’t attracted to at all tried to get me to jump ship on the appointment and go with her. I held my ground and that is pretty much what you have to do. This kind of thing happens no what matter area your in and is to be expected. It’s not uncommon for the girl that is trying to get you to do that to give you the vague illusion that your appointment might not make it and that she is the only alternative which could be farther from the truth most of the time. As soon as the figure out that you’re willing to wait or might want to know just what the other options are you will be treated differently. Also I have heard from guys and the working girls that it’s not an uncommon practice to send someone different out that you ordered if the original was not available so make it clear that is not acceptable because if they show up and you call later to complain they will simply tell you if you were unhappy you could have refused the girl.
3. I have seen allot written about the place classy ladies are at and it really didn’t bother me. If I’m on a clean bed with a beautiful naked women I could care less about the surroundings. If your little older and used to the hobby in a place were it is illegal believe me you have been in allot of more challenging neighborhoods.
4. I won’t presume to say that my experiences are the end all. They are just honestly my personal experiences and observations. I’m not trying to tell Classy Ladies or the Penthouse (I know it is the same owner) how to run the business or do I know what it takes to run the business. Just simply report my time. Thanks to the guys on the board for you’re previous reviews that helped with my research and I wanted to make sure I returned the favor by my reporting my experiences. I will be back to visit in a year or so. I had a wonderful relaxing time.
5. I never paid more than $160 CAD ($104 USD) per hour. The lowest I paid was $120 CAD ($78 USD) per hour. It was only as quoted twice. The best I can tell the reason for that is multifactorial and would be a slightly different reason every time. Ask for Internet specials on the phone and also ask for early bird specials on the phone if you go between 7am-noon.


Classy Ladies Website: http://www.bcadult.com/classy/index.htm (Within this website is also a hyperlink to the Penthouse site)

Flight info: Big discounts for flying on Tuesdays and staying over weekends. Also sign up on Internet with different air carriers and you will get specials. I flew at peak vacation season and booked with only three weeks notice. But because I flew Tuesday I got round trip from Phoenix for 227.00 (Flight from Phoenix to Seattle-Tacoma airport). Flying directly into Vancouver is a little more expensive. Off-season rates can get pretty low. Also if you live in Tucson flying out of Tucson to Seattle or Vancouver on Alaska is quite a bit cheaper. If you’re in Phoenix it’s not cheap enough to offset going to Tucson and the extra expenses incurred during that process. Airline with the cheapest airfare varies from day to day.

Victoria Clipper is a passenger only ferry. From Seattle to Victoria’s inner harbor it is a 2-½ hour boat trip, round trip with advanced booking was 78$ USD all can be done on the internet. Hyper link to info regarding Victoria Clipper: http://www.ferrytravel.com/index.htm .

Rental cars on the island are the cheapest way to go. It would be foolish to quote prices regarding that seeing those change frequently and I think each company takes a turn being the lowest for the week. One week with a Pontiac Grand AM was about 227 USD for two people. On the island is the cheapest place to rent though.

Places to stay well I went for cheap and easy. Red Lion Inn: http://www.redlioninn.net/index2.htm
Most of what the Internet site has to say is untrue. The place is still being rebuilt. The rooms were tiny and cramped however clean and beds were comfortable and it was quiet. All the other stuff on the site is what will be in about two years. The elevator only worked about half the time.
The front desk was pretty clueless and not very helpful. However it was convenient and about a ten-minute walk from classy ladies. The room we had was for 8 days with two beds and a refrigerator and the cost was about $430 USD for that time with tax and stuff. Split between two people it’s not bad.

Costs: Round trip, shuttles, cabs, rental car, hotel, ferry trip base cost was around 760.00 USD
This didn’t include food, and other expenses I pretty much ate gourmet most of the time and did allot of sightseeing, ate allot of deserts lived high on the hog so to speak.
Total US dollars spent at Classy Ladies came to around $650.00

Final thoughts. I did allot of sight seeing and other kinds of playing while in Victoria and on the Island. Took a trip up Island one-day. There is allot to see and do. The high never got above 76 which was wonderful. I used Dave’s info as the base of information http://www.sexwork.com/victoria/content.html if you take any of these trips his information is extensive and invaluable. Then I used the local boards that he mentioned to get research the most current information because as I said before this information especially on who is working can change from day to day (that’s just the nature of the beast so don’t sweat it). All in all I would say I had a pretty spectacular vacation