Hopped in my taxi after a long goodbye kiss with Queen Bee. She wanted to let me know what I would be missing if I never called her back. The great thing about Queen Bee is that she is already rich and would never give me any sick buffalo stories via email. I know that her parents would never allow me to be serious with her so this sets the boundaries right away....a sanuk-only relationship...sounds good to me.

Took a quick nap and went to Cofee World to check out what was going on back in the States. I tried to look at photos on the Hombre site but I got cock-blocked and could not access them from the shop. This place has a nice atmosphere and is just around the corner from Nana Plaza on Sukhumvit. You have to pay a deposit of 100 baht and I believe it is about 1/3 of the cost they charge at that place accross the street from Dynasty. They have put in place an upstairs internet cafe as well with an entire room full of new computers on modern desks. Cofee World is a good value and a nice atmosphere....just walk a few feet away from Nana...or right next door if you stay at Majestic.

Came back to my room to get a note back from Billcink. Seems he was staying at the Dynasty also...directly across from my room. Met him for the first time and we talked in his room for about an hour about what he had been doing on previous nights. Seems he has a quasi-girlfriend from Woodstocks that he had been developing a relationship with and was having a blast with her. He was on the road to girlfriendland and was loving life. I just missed meeting him and Wall Street the previous night but I ended up meeting WS in New York and can say that Billcink and Wall Street are two of the nicest people you ever want to meet. Good guys. I then left back to my room and started mapping out my journey to some massage parlors more popular with local Thais.

Took a cab to Juliana Cafe but the place changed hands and now was called something else...sorry forgot the name. It was pouring rain and it was about 5pm...pretty early and a Monday night. There was a papasan there who was telling me that the prices of the girls were different now as there were new owners. These girls looked like they were straight from China. Light skinned girls and not as petite as the superior Bangkok girls with mixed blood. The guy was quoting me prices anywhere from 2,000 to 3,000 baht...I started laughing. There were about 3 guys observing the fishbowl as well and they looked Chinese as well but were speaking Thai. I then stepped outside and the rain stopped temporarily. I took a walk about 200 yards to Catherine. Catherine is much larger than the previous place and was packed with Chinese-Thai mafia types. The fishbowl is pretty large and separates the girls into two sections. The girls on the left side were 1,500 baht and the ones on the right were 1,700 baht. I saw no difference between the two. The lineup was comprised of girls who looked 100% Chinese and slightly taller and not as petite as Bangkok girls or Isaan girls. For me, these girls were not worthy of my baht. Behind the fishbowl foyet is a large cafe packed with Chinese mafia types eating and drinking Heineken's and Carlsberg and smoking like chimneys. I decided to get a table above and drink some Singhas but they said that all the tables were reserved for big groups. I then just ordered a Singha and had to stand in the foyet and wait for the new shift to fold into to mix. A couple different papasans were trying to pawn off the ugliest girls in the bowl and one guy offered me a girl for "special discount" of 1,100 baht. No matter how much I spoke Thai with the guy, he kept speaking to me in broken English....I finally got pissed and would only deal with the other papasan who spoke in Thai....Why is this important? They are more likely to respect you and not try to screw you when you speak Thai to them...IMHO. You should see the way the locals speak to the papasans....like they are peasants or something.

After about an hour of surveying welcoming smiles and winks, one of the most heavenly creatures to ever walk the earth sat down on the left side. She was perfect. Better looking than any Thai girl I had ever witnessed. She had olive skin but looked dark compared to the Thai ghosts surrounding her. She had big, round, latina-type eyes..full lips...beautiful smile...thin legs....and best of all....huge natural tits. This is the rarity of all rarities in Thailand at a soapy. Normally there are girls that push up their tits but they are usually older broads and they usually have a bigger body to match once the prom dress comes off. I wish these girls would just wear bikinis at the soapies because it is near to impossible to tell what their bodies look like under those prom dresses.

I was mezmerized by this girl and figured that the Chinese-Thai's would want nothing to do with her, as she is not of the ghost-skin variety. I talked to papasan and he was trying to talk me out of my pick. "Look dude, I dont want any part of those chubby ghosts....I want that gorgeous creature on the left." He finally got her attention and she started walking to the back to go to the register. There is round register against the back wall where the girl will meet you before you go on the elevator. Here is where shit hit the fan. The girl was smiling at me and waiting when the papasan told me to wait a second. Huh? A tall, skinny Chinese-Thai pulled the papasan to the side and was actually giving the papasan deep wai's after talking to him. Now in Thailand, you will never in a million years see a Chinese-Thai wai anyone other than their elders and monks but here was this guy waiing a papasan. This set off alarms in my head and my temperature was starting to simmer a bit. Anyone that knows me considers me an extremely mellow dude and I rarely get pissed. The exception to this is when someone is trying to take complete advantage of me and gives me zero respect. This was one of those occasions. The papasan came over to me and told me that this guy was a regular and he already chose this girl. This was utter bullshit, as the girl was motioning me to come to the register and this bozo just waltzed in and leapfrogged over me to have her first session of the day. I argued with the papasan and the Thai guy starts walking over to the girl. I stopped the guy in his tracks and gave him the mother of all tongue lashings in Thai. I basically told him that he would have to wait till I was finished and that he could drink and smoke with the rest of the Chinese until I got back. He looked to the papasan with a "does he know who I am" look. The Thai guy ignored me as if I wasn't even in the conversation. As he walked away, I pulled out the trump card and told the girl not to worry as he has a small dick and wont take long. She covered her mouth so not to laugh and the papasan immediately got between us. I though for sure that I would be removed as this guy was some sort of VIP and didn't want to lose face. The guy was rattling off some Thai expressions I didn't understand because he was saying them under his breath as he walked away. I never pick fights but I was ready to thrown down with this punk....Chinese-Thais dont practice Muay Thai anyways and is was unlikely this spoiled brat knew any form of martial arts. I was acting extremely immature and stupid and I was a foreigner but if you would have seen this girl you might have acted the same.

The papasan pulled me to the side and had to talk to the manager as he wanted to remove me. The papasan then started pointing out other girls....nothing impressive. It's like having your checkbook out to buy a Ferrari and some VIP claims he has dibs but the salesman asks if you would like to buy the used Ford Pinto on the lot instead. I finally pointed out a young chubby girl here with a great smile. She was by far the youngest girl there at 18....most girls there were in their mid to late twenties...and some in their thirties. She saw the whole deal and told me that she knows who the guy is and he treats the girls like shit and doesn't tip. Once up the elevator, we had to climb up some narrow steps to go a couple floors higher to our room. The room was pretty large and looked similar to the rooms at CP2. I ordered a beer and sat on the small couch and we started hugging and kissing. She was very Chinese looking for my taste and had the narrowest eyes of any girl I had been with but had a cute and warm personality which makes up for it.

Photo: Soapie Girl 22

She was embarrased to take her clothes off as she was somewhat chubby so she made me turn around while she took her dress off. She had me get in the tub and covered my eyes as she got in with me. She then put on a hair cap and started rubbing my unit on her tits. The cap wasn't that attractive but she started kissing me in the tub and was rubbing her pussy on my dick. I just decided to close my eyes and pretend this session was with the Ferrari instead of the Pinto. She dried me off with her towel on and I could see she was soft and kind of rolly/polly. I decided to dim the lights and started giving her clean box some DATY. I then put on a condom and pounded away at several positions before finally finishing. She was really a sweet girl and we had some nice conversations about her family while laying on the bed. About 20 minutes later I asked her to give me a BJ and she seemed reluctant at first but gave it her best shot. She had little experience in this department but an inexperienced BBBJ from a young Thai girl is better than an experienced Covered BJ from a TJ hooker any day. I closed my eyes and was having Ferrari visions for about 15 minutes and she started giving me a hand job for a little while before resuming her BBBJ. She was going faster and faster until I finally let out a some white molten DNA anger. The first shot hit the back of her throat....she gagged and turned around to spit and I was left there to watch me shoot about 3 more shots that cleared the bed...one landing on her back as she was hacking up my DNA. I then rinsed off and sat on the chair exhausted. She sat on my lap with her prom dress on and asked for my email. I apologized to her for the throat shot and we parted ways.

It was about 10pm back at the fort and I was exhausted. I wanted to sleep right there but wanted to check out Nana Plaza to recruit a sleepmate for the night. Mandarin had some serious talent and I really wanted this one luk Kreung girl who was stunning but had a little bit of the primadonna complex. I decided to pass on the girl and partied with some Katoey's at Cassanova before heading over to Playskool. I noticed a girl that I did on a previous trip and she gained a lot of weight. She wanted me to barfine her but she had a friend that was much hotter. This girl had a fun personality and I kept blowing kisses to her on the stage before she joined me and the other girl for drinks. I could tell that this girl was full of energy and fun but was likely to have a Thai boyfriend as she spoke zero English. I knew that long time was out of the question if she had a Thai boyfriend so I asked, "Mee fairn kon Thai, chai mai?" She responded with, "Ka"....at least she was honest about having a boyfriend. I then told her I would barfine her for short time so that she could get back to her horny boyfriend. This statement made the girls howl with laughter and the mamasan almost had her drink come out of her nose. She then changed into her tomboy Isaan girl clothes. This still bugs the shit out of me how awful these girls dress when then go out with their barfine. Ratty jeans, crappy blouse/shirt and sandals or sandals with small heels. This girl was very affectionate with me on the way to the hotel and kept telling me that her boyfriend was new but that she started to like him. Look girl, I know you have a Thai bf but let's not talk about him. She showed me his picture and he was predictably ugly. I shook my head in disapproval and told her she could get better looking guy who wont take her money. She then went on and on about how old and smelly the guys are that come into the bar and that the only guys she likes are guys like me but that we are butterflies. She then went on about how it is hard to find a good Thai guy as most want nothing to do with them once they find out their job...the others dont mind their job as long as they get an allowance.

Photos: Playskool B 23 24 25

Once in the room, we started off with some light kissing and I started to lift her shirt and kiss her stomach. I started to unbotton her jeans but she jumped right up to shower. These girls are so stuck in their routine....I know these girls are spotlessly clean already but the shower just interrupts the spontaneity and ruins the fantasy. She came out with a towel and I followed with a shower. She was under the covers with a towel. I then put on a shirt and boxers to put us back to sqaure one. I started kissing her with me kneeling outside of the bed and slowly took her towel off. I then slid under the covers and noticed a beautiful brown body with no blemishes. She had A/B cups but they set nice on her 18 year old frame. I started to give her DATY and noticed she was already wet. She tasted so great....very clean with that ever-so-slight taste that is unique to Thai girls. Thai girls should give seminars on cleanliness to the rest of the world's women...especially Filipino girls who have very poor hygiene habits...in general. She responded better to DATY than just about any girl I had been with in a while. I then pulled up to get a condom and she sat up and pulled me down for some serious DFK and placed my hand on her pussy. I started fingering her with a two-finger thrust and she pulled me close and gave out one of those, "I am cumming" yells. I then put on the condom and put my unit into a pretty snug snatch. I finished fairly quickly and she looked at me with a surprised look and then looked at my condom. She then said, "Mai Chai..mai chai..Ao mahk mahk"(no no..I want a lot more) and pushed my head down to her pussy for more DATY. I started flicking her clit while tongue-fucking her and she went nuts and came a couple more times. We then laid next to each other and she kept rubbing her wet pussy on my dick and I was getting hard again. She pulled me in bareback but I pulled out. I then put on another rubber and started doing her doggie with he bent over the bed. She would raise up from time to time for some DFK and I finished after about 20 minutes(hard to cum with these damn rubbers). She then left her number and asked me to call her and said she could see me tomorrow in the daytime for lunch....to be continued