After sleeping most of the morning, I spent the afternoon siteseeing in Moscow. There were a lot of preparations ongoing for the parades and festivities of May 9, so some locations were barricaded or closed. They were setting up grandstands in Red Square.

I thought about calling Yana for another go, but I had already blown the budget severely and wanted to have enough cash for a final set of rounds on the last night.

I decided to do some souvenir shopping and hit an internet cafe to write the prior day's trip reports. I had spotted an interested restaurant on Pokrovka near the Safari Lounge and wanted to check it out.

I never did figure out the name of the restaurant as it is only in cyrillic letters on their business card. I told the cab driver to go to the Safari Lounge at 32 Pokrovka, and just told him to stop when I spotted it. The restaurant is multi-tiered and furnished in an Uzbek style. There was an english menu (with prices in US $ -- very expensive but worth it). This is the first time I have ever seen a menu with items such as horse flesh (both dried and fresh dishes) and sheeps testicles (grilled on a skewer) on it.

The first item I tried to order was a Saiga (lamb or gazelle ... not sure), but the waitress said that the recipe contained blood. Finally ordered some of the house specialty soup (fantastic) and lamb chops (ok) along with uzbek bread. I had some fresh sherbet with berries such as raspberries and red currants (just get the fruit next time). Anyway, good music and waitresses all in costume. Total bill was 1850 rubles for dinner plus tip.

I went back to the hotel and zoned for a little while until about 8:45PM. I then took a cab to the Safari Lounge. 300 ruble cover charge, 150 rubles for a corona, and a stack of 100 ruble notes for the lap dances. Got some great dances and saw both Fiona and Christine. I almost selected Fiona again, but waited to long and she was sitting with another customer. I didn't see anyone I wanted more, and went up to Christine again and said let's go. She has a wonderful smile.

In the room, Christine let me take a few photos. She resisted at first, but I finally convinced her that I had seen her my first night and last night in Russia and I needed to remember Russia. After I got a few photos, she took a shower and then came to bed. We basically had a repeat session from the first night and if anything it was a little better. Still a covered bj to start and finish, but well worth it. We were in the room for about an hour with no knock or hassle.

Next, it was about 11PM so off to the Boar House to check out the scene. There were about 50 girls there and only about 25 unattached guys, so the scene had pretty good options. About half of the girls were the same as had been there Monday night. I looked around, but knew my target had to have dark hair, as all so far had been blondes or redheads. I immediately spotted Maria, a 21 year old with short, black hair and a tight little body. She was sitting with her friend, the curly blonde Svetaya.

We had a good time talking for the next hour and a half. They had been drinking Red Bull and I told them how popular it was in South America. They were very interested in Brazil and Carnival. I explained that Red Bull was sugar water and tasted good, but wouldn't help them keep their trim figures. I ended up buying them both large whiskeys. Maria has a 3 year old son and we talk about kids.

After a while, I thought maybe I would try to do the both of them. They seemed like they were a team and although I was clearly favoring Maria, Svetaya kept touching my legs and grabbing my hands too. Eventually, Maria pulls out a pen and offers $150US. I think about it and offer $100US plus 1000 rubles (about $130) for each of them. They blush and say "together?" No they don't do that. I thought I had blown it, but try to recover and say, ok just Maria. She is all smiles and we say goodbye to Svetaya and catch a cab back to my hotel.

We take a few pictures when we get to the room. I give her a new toothbrush and she takes a shower coming out wearing the hotel robe which she asked if she could use. I take a quick shower and we get down to it.

Photos: Maria 1 Maria 2 Maria 3 Maria 4

Maria starts with a really wet and sloppy bbbj to die for. I get my hands on her small breasts and she has gigantic nipples. We do some daty ... totally shaved with only minor damage from childbearing. She is really into it.

We then find a condom and start with some missionary. Maria then gets on top and loves to ride. We switch to doggie and I am having a great time. The session goes for about 45 minutes before I blow. When I finally come, she tells me that I am a good man.

We clean up and then she comes back to bed to snuggle. We spend a while talking and I give her an american cookie (girls just don't known what to make of the pepperidge farm milanos). We joke around for a while and then she starts toying with me. I am hard and rubbing all over her, and then she goes down for another bbbj. After a long while, she comes up for air and asks about a condom. I tell her that I am really enjoying this and would she just continue. Maria smiles and goes right back on for another 20 minutes. No complaints ... no hurry ... fast and then slow and finally blow in her mouth. She goes into the bathroom and spits and then comes out for another snuggle.

We talk for a few minutes, and then I take another shower and tell her we should go. I want to spend my last few rubles at UTKA/Duck again as it is ladies night and I want to see the show (but I don't tell her that).

I escort her past security and put her in a cab. I had intended to hit an atm and get a few more rubles, but two cabs pull up so I take the second over to Kuznetsky Most Metro and head into the Duck. Cover charge is 150 rubles at 2:30AM. I check my coat but have to give an extra 100 rubles to the bozo in the clock room as he won't hold my jacket with the camera in it and cameras are prohibited in the Duck. I'm running low on rubles, although I still have enough small bills to pay a cab driver in dollars.

When I get into the Duck, it is packed. There are many more girls there including the old has been whores and a lot of younger, good looking chics. There are about 3 guys for every girl though. Just as I get there, they are starting a stripper show. Each girl comes out is in costume ... bunny outfit, wedding dress, etc. The girl in the wedding dress first strips to a veil, g-string, and high heels/stockings. Then she pulls a guy from the audience on stage to dance with her. She is all over him and he soon loses his shirt and pants. You can see the guy is hard in his grey briefs. She pushes him down on the stage and starts dry humping him. Eventually she pulls down his underwear and the crowd goes wild. He quickly pulls it back up and tries to get the girls g-string down, but only succeeds in showing her ass. They both exit the stage. I'm pretty sure he was just a regular guy from the crowd and not a shill that had been planted because his buddies were laughing and shouting.

The scene is then repeated with another dancer who pulls a stunning redheaded girl from the audience and gets her down to nothing. A third dancer pulls another guy from the audience and the same thing happens. At about 3:00AM, the show is over and the crowd goes back to dancing on the bars. I bail about 3:30, but decide to go find something to eat. I have enough rubles left for either a cab ride or food, and the munchies win.

I walk back to Tverskaya and stop at a little stand on the street and order up a couple of sausage. These are served in a roll that has a round hole into which they pump ketchup and really spicy russian mustard. I get a bottle of water and start the long walk back to my hotel. I spot a couple of street walkers near red square near the Metropol, but not the crowds of them that I have heard about. Maybe I am on the wrong side of red square?

As I near the hotel, I find an old lady sleeping in a bus stop resting her head on a plastic bag. I take the last of my ruble notes and coins and fold them up and slide them under the bag without waking her. Hopefully she will find them when she wakes up.

After that, it is back to the hotel for a few hours sleep and then pack to meet the driver to head to the airport. I get to the airport about 2.5 hours early, but by the time I wait through customs, checkin, and passport control, it has taken 1.5 hours. I wouldn't cut this process too short as you might miss the flight.

The trip back to the US is uneventful, but the landing is the roughest I have ever experienced. I thought the wing was going to touch at one point and kill us all. It was like being bodyslammed onto the runway. Once we survived the initial shock, the whole plane was clapping that the pilot maintained control.

Cleared customs in 5 minutes in the US side. I noticed when claiming my bags that only one had an actual printed tag (though I had two claim checks). So I had the agent put another bag tag on it. Be sure to watch them tag your bags in Moscow.

Photos of Maria added above

Wow.....Maria is hot!

In fact all of these chicks are hat but Maria is my favorite.

Thanks for the great reporting and photos.


Dimone

Very enjoyable to read all this. Great!

You are daring! Very impressive how you finally got the cheaper price, for perhaps the best looker!

They are all quite nice.

I am also warned how many ripoffs.