Got a morning shower session from my Misty's girl and she started talking about staying for a while at my hotel. This girl is really sweet but was somehow under the impression that she would be staying with me the whole time. Once you text these girls and they are not in AC, they will get on the first bus to AC to be with you, regardless if you want them to come or not. She made up some excuse that she was going to visit friends in AC anyways but she said that they have no room for her to sleep except the floor. I have been to these girls apartments and they all sleep on the floor anyways. Usually 2-5 girls in a studio with no kitchen and they are all sleeping on makeshift mats and sheets....very sad that they have to live like this while their lazy ass relatibs are at home drinking, gambling and singing karoake because the girl sends all her money to them. In other cases the girls are lonely and stupid and give all their money to their lazy ass boyfriend/trike driver.

As luck would have it, I received a call from Senator to meet for lunch...this gave me an out. I told her that she could stay for a while but not stay the night. I left not to long after to Kokomos to meet the Senator. I had met him briefly before at Las Pulgas but had a chance to get to know him over lunch. He was absolutely in love with AC, as are most people that come here. About an hour later, in walks Epi. I had never met him before so I was not prepared for what was about to transpire in the next few days.....let's just say that this guy is always ON....he is a walking comedian with absolutely no fear of anthing or anyone. His mind is going a hundred miles an hour as he is always trying to flirt with any girl in a 5 mile radius. He was constantly cracking jokes and telling animated stories of his previous nights quest. Dont expect a Cliff Notes version of graphic sex adventures...with Epi, it is the details that are most important.

There was a girl that was freelancing at Kokomo's and Epi brought her right into his web. Within 20 minutes, this girl was walking with us over to Epi's room. 5 minutes later this girl was showing her tits and he was taking pictures of her taking a piss. This guy is a closer. We walked around for a bit and I decided to head over to Santos and meet them later. Went over to Shadow's Bar and was ready for one of Donna's specials. Unfortunately, Donna was on one of her loony trips and was questioning me about the girls I had been with the night before and started telling me weird shit. She was also not pleased that I was going to replace her with Lani, the other cute spinner that works there. I decided to leave and take a nap at the hotel.

Arrived at the hotel and Misty's Girl was watching those awful Tagalog movies that look like they cost $10 to make. I then decided to take her to Fields Ave to get a bathing suit for her to go swimming with me that day. The bathing suit was only 300 pisos ($5) and we were back at the Clarkton Pool. I think this pool is quite nice and has an excellent atmosphere. There is a Filipino manager that works there that is a class act and can speak some Thai and Spanish. You can order food from their extensive menu and the prices of beer and food are cheap. The Filipino food here is excellent and I think Filipino food is subpar.



We had fun playing in the pool but she was giving me those "I love you" eyes as I was carrying her around the pool...nice girl but not what I want right now. Back in the room for some serious boom boom but I asked her to get in the shower half way into the session as she was having the serious stinks down below. These farm girls are sweet and clean but their feminine hygiene needs to be addressed from time to time as they just don't know how to properly clean themselves......It's really a delicate subject and I have no answer how to properly talk to them about it. That's not to say that all Filipinas have a hygiene problem but a few do and badly. I decided to forego the session and just take a nap. She then woke me up an hour later and started crying. She told me that she wants to stay with me just one more night and that she didn't want my money and that I could go out with friends but not bring a girl back. I am a sucker for girls that cry and told her to sleep there and she could go in the morning after breakfast....she then gave me a nice smile and a thank you.

Got a text from the Senator to meet him and Epi at Camelot for the Party Train. As much as I was surprised by the personality of Epi, nothing could have prepared me for the tornado that Epi produces when he enters a club. Epi has a routine which usually starts at Camelot. Once inside the bar, all of the girls knew him by name. We went upstairs and within minutes Epi had two girls on his lap. The girls were howling in laughter and he was taking clothing off and tickling them....it was hilarious. He talks to the girls in broken English which mimics their accent but they have no clue that he is doing it. I noticed that the Senator had a lovely with him as well and he barfined her. As was normal with me, I picked out one incredible looking girl to drink with me and she so happened to be a cherry girl. Dammit. Before I knew it, Epi had a plethora of girls surrounding him and one was without her panties. Like a monger octopus, his hands were constantly reaching for something to grab while cracking jokes. In a split second, we were up and gone to the next bar. It was the Epi Party Train....all aboard....you either get on and join the party or go home. We had a couple girls with us and I noticed a girl from my previous trip was waiting outside for me because the security guard told her the I was in town. I also saw Airport Girl with her but really did not recognize her as she looked much better in person and had huge tits(more on that later).

The next train stop was Voodoo where Epi wanted to barfine a T-bird girl to do a 3some with his girl that he met at Kokomos. We then went across the street to Lancelot Bar with 3 girls...2 for Epi and 1 for Senator. The layout in Lancelot is excellent and really gives you a nice view of the stage. As soon as we arrived, Epi had half of the waitress' joining us and was getting them to howl in laughter within minutes. I, of course, picked out a hottie from the stage and she was.....you guessed it...a cherry girl. We then hit Bananitas and several other bars before Epi wanted to get his threesome started back in his room. I was contemplating barfining a girl but decided to head back to the room and sleep with the girl waiting for me...something I rarely do....to be continued.

Blazers,

Good report! I wish I wasn't so damned lazy about writing reports. Luckily, I've been getting mentions in many reports lately. Anyway, I love to keep people on the Epi party train. The more the merrier. I even kept Porkers on the Bar Hop list!

Anyway, you forgot to mention the large buff guy at Kokomo's. This was priceless! During those "20 minutes" this little filipina freelancer was holding her own while Epi was describing is great detail exactly what he was going to do to her with his camera and other toys when back in his room. BTW This girl was hot IMHO, of course. Everyone within a four table circumference heard every gory detail as Epi is not shy about such when this big buff guy dining alone asked, "Are you always such an asshole?" Epi though about this for a few 10's of seconds and replied, "Yes, ... yes". Too bad the big buff guy didn't hang around to see that the little freelancer joined the Epi party train. I would have loved to see his face!

-S.

A common theme under any discussion of the PI is the poor hygiene/bad smell coming from these girls. Whether it be halitosis (sp?) or gynotosis (my word for it anyway), it's a deal-breaker for me. Obviously, the former can be observed before bf-ing but the latter might not be noticed until in the room. A mild gynotosis can be somewhat normal and may be caused by not showering thoroughly or frequently enough, but if it is any worse, it usually means something is going on down there -- the smell is a warning sign. If being in the pool for even a short time doesn't clean up a smell, seems to me that there is a problem.
Am I getting a bad perception of these girls or is it accurate? Are most of the girls smelly? Are these the smelliest girls on the monger-trail?

Blazers, excellent report as usual, and your description of Epimetheus' antics was extremely accurate and fun to read. I am sure there are girls that don't go for his games of grabass, but the ones that always end up around him seem to really LOVE IT and look like they are almost peeing their pants from laughing so hard. I can't wait to join the Epi party train again!

Oh... you make me blush... tee hee hee

I find that my "molestation" has two effects:

1) If a girl is timid, she'll stay AS FAR AWAY AS SHE CAN. This is a good thing as I'm not looking for a one week post cherry innocent darling to give me heartfelt emotions and make sweet love. I want an ANIMAL that will throw me down on the bed and RAPE ME!! Good times...

2) If a girl is busy fighting off my hands she can't finish her drink!! I've had girls from Mandarin in BKK take two or three dance shifts to finish their tablespoon of cola because they've been trying to keep me from performing ANOTHER gyno exam!! Hell, a week ago I was eating out a blonde upstairs in Mandarin for a good two minutes. She enjoyed it and didn't dive for her drink afterwards. Should have seen the look on the other dancers faces... heheh.

That guy at Kokomos was kind of a dick. Real whiner. As for when Rhea came back to my room and helped me take a piss - well her aim isn't very good and the cleaning lady here at Orchid had her work cut out for her.

Love your reports. I'll be sad when you and Porker finish your reports as I'll not have anything else to look forward too!!

When do you land again? I'm here until Nov 3.

E

BTW, Donna is FUCKING INSANE!! She's gonna cut or bite off some guys dick one day before she goes to have her baby. That girl is SO detached from reality.

I love that she sucks 3-5 strange cocks a day but gives YOU shit about who you're fucking!! hahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha!!!!

E

PS: Donna's insane. Did I mention that...?

Insane yes, but Donna gives good head. That day we were sitting around outside Shadows and she was telling me how she wanted to suck my dick was priceless!

Donna is insane. Yes, I agree that she gives great head. But Epi's statement about her biting off a monger's dick, very believable. I will admit that she scares the shit out of me. I was only with her twice, the same day actually. But you would have thought we were married.

Bud

Tryer, I didn't find it nearly as bad as Blzers apparently does, and was actually put off by the smell and taste of THAI girls (which I was assured was dietary). If you're worried about hygiene issues, Epi's method of dipping a finger in to check things out inside the bar might be something to consider! He's cut more than one loose because she didn't pass the smell test! Of course by about the second bar he runs out of clean fingers to smell!

Thanks. I'll keep that in mind.

Great report as always - AC sounds like a non-stop party as opposed to Bangkok being a bit more refined - but it sounds like you did great in both places. Maybe your new handle should be Cherry Magnet.

Wow, I do one Blue Nile girl (ex-Misty's) and she turns out to be one of Blazers' faves. She still has the stinky box, btw, and these pics don't do her justice.

She's four months pregnant and her tits are bigger now. She is a very sweet girl and I rarely fucked her because she was more like a buddy. Those fake front teeth of hers were purchased by moi...before I fucked her she was one very cute girl at Misty's with no front teeth. It's sad that she still has to work during pregnancy and she keeps sending me emails asking for money....I feel bad but I wont do it.....maybe you can sponsor her Porker. She is very tall for a Filipina and might be taller than you.....just kidding dude. Hope you had fun other than the stinky pussy.

Very interesting stuff, Blazers. I gotta stick up for myself, though, and say that she's nowhere near taller than me!!! She seemed a lot taller wearing those boots at Misty's, tho.

I was all set to lick her and everything and then caught a foul whiff and decided it was shower time for both of us, a scene just like the one you describe, except SHE WOULDN'T LET ME TOUCH HER BOX IN THE SHOWER and didn't manage to wash it herself either. Must've had a bad experience with some guy shoving soap in it or something?

I did have a fun few hours with her, and she continued to be sweet as hell as I paraded a bunch of girls past her night after night. I kept telling her that for such a cute girl she needed to work the money kos a little harder. She didn't even have a cellphone. I bet she'd trade her front teeth for one!

You're right...she's just too nice to be a bargirl....not in her makeup. She is a very honest person and would always be very up front with me. She would ask for 100 pisos for phone loads when most girls would have just asked for 5,000 and lied about what they need it for. I seriously thought she was going to spend the money I gave her for the teeth but she took a picture of her new teeth and even sent me a copy of the receipt from the dentist...and I never asked for any of that. Once I gave her a thousand pisos as I was leaving for Thailand and she started crying and telling me it was too much money....she said that its probably not a lot of money for me but a lot for her. To be honest, I would sponsor her in a heartbeat with no strings attached but she would think I am her boyfriend and that's trouble I dont want. The last time I saw her she wanted to know why I would see her but not want to boom boom and I had to sit her down and explain the stinky pussy thing. A very hard conversation but she understood and I even bought her feminine hygiene soap and told her how to use it...... Anthing you want from AC or if you want me to give something to one of your wives while I am there....let me know. I'll buy it and tell them its from you.

Blazers, thanks for the generous offer, I'll think about it and get back to you. I SWEAR though that it'd be nice to avoid any HINT at drama the next time around and be a complete free agent. Probably won't happen because I am weak and chikka and msgr. and email is just too damned convenient, but it'd be nice. At one point in this trip Epi DEMANDED my phone and was going to trash the sim card and simply get me a new one. Said it would be the greatest favor anyone ever did for me. He might have been right, but I was fighting him BIG TIME at the time! Sometimes you just gotta shut up and listen to the master!

"Epi's method of dipping a finger in to check things out inside the bar might be something to consider! He's cut more than one loose because she didn't pass the smell test! Of course by about the second bar he runs out of clean fingers to smell!"

Porker, great quote had me in stitches, any one who has partied with Epi will know why. The only flaw in the statement is when he runs out of fingers I am sure he would find other parts of the body to use as testers.

Or just dip a used one in. He is so experienced he would notice the change in the odor and move on !!!
The legend of Epi grows, carried far and wide by traveling storytellers !!!

Epi does have a rinse technique: He dips the most offensive digit in the girl's drink when she ain't looking! STIRRED not shaken!

Actually, I normally rinse fingers from a girl's ASS in her or her friend's drink. The pussy smell gets deposited in the closest annoying bargirl's hair and/or uniform.

Once, at Emotions in AC, I had my hand under a girl's g-string and I played with her pussy (one of the few sweet smelling ones in town!!) until she had soaked my hand COMPLETELY!! It actually was dripping out of my cupped hand and onto my leg. The waitress next to me was a REAL pain in the ass. I pulled my hand out of the girls panties and started combing my "flavored" fingers through the other girl's hair, complementing her on how shiny and beautiful it looked. The girl with the soaked crotch just buried her head into my neck to keep from losing it completely while the waitress just ate up my compliments.

Porker - next time LISTEN TO ME!! You would have saved DAYS of bullshit by letting me trash that SIM. I could see it was eating you up. Imagine if your little nightmares suddenly found that they couldn't bug the shit out of you at will? Perhaps it would have motivated them to be a bit more "attentive". Worst case scenario you would have saved valuable energy and devoted it to banging even MORE girls!! Perhaps 5 of the Rick's cafe lovelies would have decorated your bed...

OK, so maybe I've dipped a few offensive digits from boxes into drinks, but that was only get that rank cheese moist enough to stick to another girl's hair!!

KM - you really think THAT many people have stories about me...? heheh

E

I met Donna this trip. She seemed like a sweet girl! I also met Bud's cherry asslicker. OH what girls will do for MONEY!!!

Epi, banging freelancers two at a time actually kind of met the variety needs a little bit. I was indeed bummed a little about the waning of the romantic stuff, but I think that was waaaay exacerbated by the little 'rag' problem that I had for more than a WEEK with a certain girl. If I was banging the hell out of her the whole time I don't think I would have complained that much. Bad frickin' timing, as even SHE admitted. Unfortunately she wasn't a simple throwaway for me, and she played games to the limited degree that her little braim let her.

The thing that REALLY fucked me up with the cellphone this trip was trying to arrange sneakout short times during the daytime. I struck out time after time after time expecting a couple of texts to get me everything I wanted at the price I wanted. Next time I gotta just shut up, pay the barfine and tell them to show up naked at 11 AM.

The two Rick's Cafe girls I saw and missed were with dudes when I saw them. 'Bubbles' at Caddyshack I simply passed on. Firmly entrenched in PPD at the moment, I wish a had a do-over on that one! All I could think about at the time, though, was that she was a slightly lighter version of VICKY!!!

Porker - It was MORE then bad timing - she was being a CUNT to you!! Hell, BOTH of them were being cunts!! You could have EASILY found someone (many someones actually) FAR less problematic to take care of your stiff pants!! Just look at my princess at Rhapsody - I had FAR more fun then you did with much less grief. Granted, she didn't have "junk" spilling from every seam, but she was still an INCREDIBLE FUCK!!!!!!!!

Just glad we didn't end up with shovels out in back of Central Park Hotel carrying a rolled up rug and a bag of lime...

E

Epi, I liked the girl (old memories die hard) and she got a tremendous amount of slack out of it. And I couldn't beat the price on the overnighters with her.