Flew Philippine Airlines (PAL), flight over: had to stop in Hawaii, while there a battery to heat the food went out and cost us an extra hour on the ground. Didn't know it was that type of battery until the end or would have screamed "You gotta be shittin Me, Who cares about eating, we are almost there, besides just give us the roll, fruit, and salad its the only edible thing anyway!! " Flight back was awesome slept for 8 of the 11 hour straight shot back to LAX. Food was worse than going over.

Trip to AC: Driver from Orchid did an outstanding job about 2 hours. The expressway is getting fixed more faster than expected, maybe someone lit a fire under the foremans tail.

Hotel: Orchid Inn: First thing I noticed was they got two other HOT front desk girls working now that made me want to give up my evil ways and beg for some of their time. Further, it was always nice to see the other personable and professional gals (Lorna, Jose, and Ana). In general all staff (front desk, maids, security, etc) well trained in customer service. Downside the price, but when Park Chicago and the other new hotel open up down the street, I think the Orchid will have to lower their prices to compete. Those new Park Chicago rooms got my interest enough to forget the hot gals at the front desk.

BARS (Too Many, Not Enough Time) Still Holds True. In general, each bar had stunners representing, could not believe the quality, best I've seen on Fields Av.

Voodoo: The new location is outstanding just as is the interior of the club. They have computerized music now with all the girl's favorites patched in for them to go wild. Quality of girls, unbelievable! They have been very fortunate to maintain a superb lineup trip after trip after trip. Further, the energy level of the girls was at an all-time high. Seriously, for all you guys soon to be there, you cheated yourself if you don't check this place out. I'm in agony

Treasure Island: Nice lineup and fun bar.

Rhapsody: nice decor and good CR. Girls ok! Met Gemma there for first time, she looks good, lost a lot of that baby fat, her attitude: didn't float my boat.

Mysty's: in new Tropicana Hotel. New accomodations, nice layout except for CR, don't be plastered trying to get to it down the stairs or trying to get back up them. Staff and girls very inexperienced to their job, e.g. stare into space, no acknowledgement, some hesitant to come down for a drink, even the mamasan gave a hesitant wave back and didn't even come say hello.

Cambodia: these girls know how to have fun and make happy with customer. Mommy Melodie is always a good host and will see that you have a good time.

Dirty Duck: Nice lineup and saw the girl in our photo album with the big hoots, pretty smile, and blonde hair. Never got a chance to talk with her charismatic self and regret it She won't last long.

Champagne: we went in their and everyone was chilling out, so we said "Sorry for disturbing you" and walked out. It was funny because they were screaming "No, it's ok, and having girls run up on stage."

Sphinx: Yep it definitely needs to be renovated again, so good on them. Nice Club though just the stage setup is out of whack. Very pretty door girls, especially Janice.

Club Amore: Didn't plan on going in because heard the mamasan was a real witch but did anyway to check out the model show. Yes, it's true the girls are not real models but they give it their best and it was entertaining, especialy since some of them were really hot! Some Koreans own it and got this policy when they walk in an anouncement is made and all the staff have to stand up even if with a customer. So second entrance I stood up too and waved, he didn't think it was too funny but I did. Let's see last time I checked the girls were supposed to be there for the customer, not the owner, mamasan, etc.

Brown Sugar: Always a good time, nice looking girls with good personalities.

Wet Seals: Miquel and Amie always great hosts and their bar has one of the best layouts. Some nice gals especially Wendy and Maribic.

Bubbles (Perimeter Rd) Can't beat the discount prices and the girls and music were good.

OTHER: The SOB party at Voodoo was off the hook, Mo announced it was going to be toned down until after his girls went up their and got butt wild, then he corrected himself by saying "Well, I guess not." Afterwards the other competitors followed the lead with the wildest acts I ever witnessed at an SOB. I think 3 bars tied for 1st place it was that wild.

The Go2Phil Beauty Contest: girls were hot and wild and was plenty of delicious food. Reserved Rm #2 at Mo's Hotel looking down on the action--perfect location and nice room.

HONORABLE MENTIONS: AC_Mo for just being Mo--great guy; Miquel and Amie, Wet Seals; Jenny (Voodoo) what a sweetheart, developed a high fever and she nursed me back to health, she could of left but didn't, hung in there with me until I was better. Angel (Voodoo) and Wendy (Wet Seals) both very nice gals. Met Maphiaphats for the first time, the master storyteller kept me laughing. Met Seoulman (newest lucky member of EXPAT community) and saw Don, couldn't meet him because he was always mobbed with chicks around him, but had a blast laughing at them just taring him apart. Last but not least met this 3-holer (no I didn't do her) but was tempted to help her out. She was telling me her boyfriend was coming soon and she needed to start shoving fingers up her arse to get ready for him. I think I broke a rib from laughing so hard and she took offense which made it even funnier. I felt like saying you little freak, forget the fingers how about the real thing, but knew wouldn't go there. She was saying how much she liked it and what she had to do to get it in. I told her whatever turns you on! Let's not get carried away and think all of them like it, as we know, most won't go there only the adventurous ones.

That's all for now brothers. Bottom line: go now if you can, selection is at it's best and business is slow so you are the most handsome devil in the world to them right now.

Shakey, welcome to Clubhombre. Excellent report! Please keep them coming.

A number of us are going to be in AC for New Years. Any chance you can make it?

Shakey,

Nice report. Can you provide any more info on the new hotels (i.e. anticipated opening date)? I'm debating between BKK or AC in March/April '04. I stayed at Orchid last time but if something better comes along, hey, why not?