After arriving into BKK from one of the most turbulent flights I can remember, I got in a taxi and headed to Pattaya at 3 a.m. The taxi driver kept falling asleep at the wheel and forgot to bring money for gas. I paid for the gas but didn't tip him. As I've said before, there are two things I hate about Thailand. The taxi drivers are full of shit and try to scam you and those damn motorbikes trying to run you over.

I arrived at the hotel at 5 a.m. The Residence Garden Suites allowed me to check in early and get some sleep. As I was going towards the elevator, I could hear the taxi driver screaming in Thai that I didn't tip him. I ignored him. I could barely sleep a couple of hours before waking up and eating breakfast. Once you're in Thailand, it is tough to sleep. It's like trying to tell a kid to sleep on Christmas Eve.

Around 11 a.m., I proceeded to Soi Post Office to the Pump Station for some early BBBJ action. There was only one cute girl from that bar and she retired with a falang. I did notice a young Khmer girl there and took her upstairs. I paid the extra 100 baht to go to a room (I don't like sitting next to guys at a bar and seeing a bunch of heads bobbing up and down behind the bar). She had nice dark skin and a cute face. Drank my Singha while she prepped my unit. Proceeded to give an excellent BBBJFIM. I tipped her 150 baht. Total price with beer= 600 baht ($13).

I sat with this Khmer girl and drank 3 more Chang beers (7% alcohol). I am not a drinker but in Pattaya I tend to drink a lot of beer due to the scorching heat. While walking down Beach Rd, I noticed that I was totally wasted and it was only 1:30. I stopped at a vendor and ordered som tum to go for 15 baht. The som tum was so damn hot that I had to drink more beer to cool it down. (Water doesn't cut it). An hour later, I was at the only real go go bar in the daytime, Tahitian Queen 1. As I have said before, I am very impressed with the talent of this place and the atmosphere it provides. You wont find many hotties but you will find a lot of girls in the 7-8 range (for Thailand).

I met a girl named Pom. She was very skinny and had a cute face. I barfined her and went back to my apt./hotel. The one complaint I have of Thai bar girls is that they dress way down when you barfine them. Don't be surprised to see them without any makeup and wearing torn up jeans, t-shirt and sandals. For some girls this is a plus but my girl did not look quite as good in the sunshine. Cute girl but not hot anymore. Her personality was very sweet and she talked about working construction on a high rise in BKK for two years earning 180 baht a day. This work must be a vacation in comparison.

The Residence Garden Suites is a condo place equipped with a small kitchen and living room. For 1300 baht, this place cannot be beat. I like to place Thai fashion magazines on the coffee table for the girls to look at and make them feel relaxed.
We played around for a while then started the session. This girl did not want me to go down on her but suggested something else. She let me finger bang her while she was giving me deep throat action. After a little while, she took my dick and guided it towards her box. "Wait, wait, I need to get the condom" She said, "You no go inside". Huh? She took the head of my dick and started rubbing it on her clit. She was gushing wet and my dick has not been condomless in 6 years. She was screaming at the top of her lungs, "I cumming, OOOH" While writhering her hips, I unloaded on her tits, neck and face "Peter North" style. My first shot cleared about three feet and hit her forehead.

We napped for about two hours and then she woke me up by rubbing my unit on her clit again. This girl's body was contorting as if she was exorcised. I was lovin' it. 10 minutes later, I unloaded my future generations onto her belly...not quite the strength this time. My head was spinning from the beer and I went straight to sleep. She woke me up about an hour later and I sent her home with 1000 baht for her 5 hours. Slept another hour then woke up with an early evening hangover. Went back to sleep and woke up at 10:30 p.m. This time change is really taking its toll.

My first stop was Happy a-go-go to rekindle my fun with Javh. She wasn't there. Went straight to Tony's Disco for some freelancer action. Saw an incredible looking girl and bought her some drinks. While talking to her in Thai, a girl who is friends with Javh and in love with Maverick came to me and started hugging me and wondering how I was. This girl must have taken 10 tabs of ecstacy. She was flying. She kept asking me to take her and my new girl home for a threesome. I declined because my girl didn't like the fact that this other girl would not leave us alone. She kept whispering to my new girl and laughing. A few minutes later my new girl told me that the other girl wont stopping talking about a threesome. She was pissed and said, "Koon fairn, pom loo, pom loo" No she is not my girlfriend. After a little more whispering, this girl whom I barely knew slapped me right accross the face. Huh? "What the hell did you tell my new girl?" Esctacy girl replies, "I tell her that she no have to stay if she no like girls and that it will be fun." I was embarrassed and left.

It was 1:30 and I had to move fast. I went to Superbaby and found several hotties still available. Found a cutie and BF'd her quickly. A Japanese guy was trying to tell the mamasan that he would pay triple the bar-fine but the mamasan had some ethics and told him, "He pay first, she no can go with anyone else right now". Back to the hotel, this girl was sweet and very enjoyable to talk to. I performed DATY on her for a while and she went crazy. I am convinced that Thai men have no idea how to eat pussy and neither do the German tourists whom dominate the scene here. She was so tiny that I kept flipping her around to severl positions before finishing.
Several minutes later I had energy for round two (Secret potion:L-Arginine and Glycine mixed with Zinc 300mg and Saw Palmetto) She had huge cans for such a small body so decided to finish my second nut Russian style and give her some jewelry to remember me by.

At 5 am, we went to the street vendors on South Pattaya Road and ordered some chicken and rice. These girls always want to go to the vendors because they think it's aloy mahk. I think they might be right. Her family was staying with her for Songkran, so I bought food for her and me and 7 people to go for about 130 baht ($3). Crashed at my room at about 7 a.m. with visions of one more day of Pattaya......

Did any one else experience similar turbulent flights into BKK recently. I'm going there in mid- June and I'm nervous when it is turbulent. I realize with t'storms that are pretty common every day, one can expect these things. Hope they are not too bad!

In Feb I experienced the worst turbulence in all of my years flying. We were somewhere over the East China Sea flying from Narita, Japan to Bangkok.

I usually get a pretty good seat, but on this flight I had to sit at the back of the 747. It was my first time back there and it was uncomfortable as hell. I think the effects of turbulence are magnified back there. The stewardesses were in the process of serving a meal and it took them ages to get back near my area. I was hungry and it seemed like I was never going to see my food. As it turned out, I didn't. Instead I saw everyone else's food flying all over the place. When they got just a few rows in front of me the plane hit some terrifying turbulence. Stewardesses were lifted off their feet and all of those people in front of me were doused with flying food and trays. Meal service was suspended for 2 hours until we cleared the weather. Suddenly I was feeling a lot better about sitting way in the back. I had to wait for my meal, but at least I didn't have to wear it.

I don't believe anyone was seriously hurt, but I imagine that most of us were wondering if the plane was going to break up. The overhead luggage compartments were twisting and swinging back and forth and the sounds issuing from around the cabin were pretty disturbing.

On 8 flights I've experienced pretty strong turbulence about 6 times. This usually happens between Bangkok and Japan.

The hot season is ending soon and the rainy season is coming up this Summer. That's when the big typhoons hit SE Asia. Last August I flew to Taipei just a couple of days after a typhoon slammed through there. They were still cleaning up the destruction.

Good luck to everyone flying there this Summer. That includes me since I've already bought my tickets.