BA – October 2003

My fourth trip to Buenos Aires this year was well worth the time, money and effort to get there. As always, the people are friendly, the city is beautiful, the food is great and the women are lovely. Again, I stayed at Art Suites in Recoleta. It is quiet, has easy access to Recoleta and Centro, and the staff is fabulous.

This trip I concentrated my mongering outside the traditional Centro and Recoleta Clubs and cafes. Although, Emily from Madahos provided a bell ringing experience one evening.

Emily speaks decent English and has a smile that would melt Scrooge’s hard heart. The after drink negotiations began at 100 dollars which quickly became 300 pesos. The counter of 150 was rebuffed with an offer of 250 and we agreed on 200 pesos. Note: I am willing to pay more for a lady that speaks English. Perhaps I could save a fortune by learning the local language. The session included champagne, DATY (with Vigel), BBBJ, and multiple positions. The greedy wench wanted double pay for a second pop. That did not happen…the double pay…the second pop did. She left me smiling and with her home and cell numbers.

Part of my mongering was at Newport. I refer to Newport as the Wal-Mart for mongers. The drinks are cheaper, the ladies are friendly, and the crowd gives the air of a chase rather than fishing in a barrel. Of course, the Neiman-Marcus for mongering in BA is Black’s.

The ladies at Black’s, and many other clubs for that matter, have a new policy. They insist on a drink before they will negotiate a price and time. Kind of like buying a pig in a poke…all puns intended. At Black’s the new starting price is 200…200 dollars…not pesos. I saw two different ladies walk away when the monger wanted a lower price…and one of those ladies is available from the internet at 150 pesos.

I did some hunting in baited fields…the apartments. My last, and best, experience was at 1072 Larrea. Six extremely doable ladies were introduced. I passed on the redhead (my weakness) in favor of the petite English-speaking blonde. A full hour of all activities for 150 pesos. DATY, BBBJ, anal available but more money. The after sex conversation and massage was superb. The place is very clean, good hot shower with soap, shampoo and towel provided.

I did have a bit of a negative experience with a Platynum.com girl. The lady at my apartment door was the one pictured. BUT, gone was the makeup, gone was the immaculate coiffeur, and dire need of orthodontic care was a real turn off to me. The session was mechanical and professional, perhaps more on my part than hers.

Meeting six fellow hombre members made the trip much more interesting. Whitecat, Miami, Nickster, Rob, Nemoid, and OH were all in town at one time or another during my stay. We shared tall tales, a meal or two, and some mongering of course. On my last visit to Orleans Café I met two Americans who arrived without a clue. One had stumbled onto Orleans on a previous trip and thought the sun rose and set on the place. I spent a bit of time marking their map with the club locations, giving advice about prices to pay, and suggesting an on-line visit to club hombre.

I cannot write a report without at least some culinary and cuisine comments. A local pharmacy owner recommended a restaurant at 460 United States (however you spell it in Spanish). It was about five minute cab ride from Orleans. Actually, the address is 461…across the street. 460 is a huge indoor flea market for locals. Nickster and I were the only two tourists in the restaurant. The décor is elegant, the service is excellent and the beef was the best flavored I had in Argentina. I was amused at the great show the waiter put on decanting the red wine and swirling it in the glass for tasting. The entrée was served as the waiter cut the meat with a spoon. Needless to say he did follow the grain but it was a nice touch. After paying and heading out the door, the spring thundershower had us concerned about hailing a cab. The doorman quickly dashed our worries and “cab-triver” producing a cab in short order.

Other excellent meals were had a Lola’s (rack of lamb), Munich (real tenderloin) and Plaza Mayor (most elegant as always).

Road rage is alive and well in BA. On the way to EZE for my return flight my mild mannered driver was almost forced into a concrete divider as we approached a tollbooth. The offending driver then stops in front of the toll booth, jumps out of his car, rants and raves, beats on the driver’s window, knocks the side mirror cockeyed and kicks the driver’s door. Bless my driver, he remains calm, records the offender’s license number and got me to EZE unscathed. Not sure if the road rage guy was on high-grade dog food or low-grade dope…I am guessing the second one there.

On to Rio in November. Life is wonderful.

Grshel1,

Glad you had another good time. Next time you see Emily, you might hire her as your body guard. She will be very quick to wack anybody to the ground if she even thinks they are harassing you or her friends. She is a very pretty girl, but do not get on her bad side, as you might wake up with your dik cut off. Just teasing, , but stay on her good side.

Enjoy the life,

Moondog

Moondog
I think you know something. Another hombre took Emily and her friend for a dupla and said it was a disaster. With me, she did enjoy the vigel and pocket rocket...almost had to rip it out of her hands.

Grshel and Moondog, Is'nt her nickname "Crazy Emily?" Blonde, attractive, VERY outgoing?

Also, I notice that at the present exchange rate Emily's initial "counteroffer" of 300 pesos was HIGHER than her first offer of $100dollars (283pesos as of yesterday). Chicanomics....

That is the one.

Pretty girl, but she can change personalities very quickly.

Moondog

Oh yes...that is the one. Crazy?? I had a bell ringing session with her...she loved the pocket rocket. The girls still think 300 pesos is 100 dollars.

Geez, I must be gettin' old: I remember Emily when she had real tits...

Yeah, she wanted them even bigger on her tiny frame. Her Doc told her that if she got more she would just be a walking set of tits. ROFL. She said that is what she wanted. These girls are unbelievable.

A most excellent photo of Emily, Moondog. Kudos to you. She was one of the most insatiable girls I ever met. She was pushing me for a fourth go one night, but I had to save some energy for other girls. She told me she goes nuts (more so than she is?) when she doesn't have sex more than once a day or so.

Nice little report Grshel1. That sucks about the pricing at Black...good thing there are so many other alternatives, at least for those of us that know about them!

Thanks for the update G1... Looking forward to Rio?

D'Artagnan,

Thanks.

That is all very true about her. She goes absolutely nuts when she can't have a daily dose of sex. Pretty girl, loves to dance, can be a lot of fun. Be ready for surpirses though, you never know with her.

Enjoy the life,

Moondog

Grshel 1,

Good report.
That is terrible news about Blacks price being $200.

A amigo friend of mine has beeen pumping BA to me for some time. THe girls on the websites are clearly my type and I have been drooling to go since he said the prices were even better than TJ.

Apparently not anymore

WE were talking about going Oct 6-13th then
I injured my knee playing softball and I had to do some tax work for Oct 15th.

It is still my desire to go there but sounds like I better get there soon before the prices escalate any further.

The asking price at Black's does not mean I paid that. The rest of the clubs are cheaper, the apartments are a steal, and there are the internet ladies. Go...enjoy...

Grshel,

Great report, I enjoyed meeting you and am already having withdrawal from BA and trying to figure out how to get back there. It sounds like you made it to the apartment that I mentioned. Was it Zoie that you were with? She was pretty cute and had a great attitude. The apartment is definitely a repeat. I am putting together my report and will post soon I hope.

Here's hoping that we link up in BA again real soon.

Nickster,

It was Zoie, great attitude, great session, a definite repeat place!!!