Introduction:

This trip report is different from my other trip reports, because this was my first “Sex Only” trip. I usually like to get in a round of golf and some cultural activities on my trips, but I was going to Frankfurt for one reason only: to fuck to completion as many beautiful women as I could in 2 days. On my other trips I usually didn’t take many notes, but on this one I took notes after each session (I had pen & paper in my locker and would right up each girl after I took my post-sex shower).

My goal was 10 women total, split 5 per day.

I’ve been to Thailand 3 times in the last year and I’ll be making my third trip to Costa Rica on November 7th. I’m open to new adventures, although there’s something to be said for the comforts of familiarity. I’ve been looking for another long weekend getaway spot and the sparse but intriguing German FKK Club reports definitely caught my eye over the past few months. I’ve been to Germany several times before, though not since the unification of the EEC and the birth of the Euro. I know more words in German than I do in Thai, though I’ve always known Germans to be able to converse pretty well in English. I have to tell you that the French/German stanch on the conquest of Iraq has left me with a bitter taste in my mouth: I’ve been bad-mouthing everything French/German for the past year, so I feel a bit of a hypocrite even considering going over there and handing over my cash. But time (and a new UN Resolution) heals all wounds, and a $388 roundtrip on Continental (including all taxes and fees) from Newark to Frankfurt sealed the deal.