Note: The report was updated in December 2003 with more details so some of the thread posts may no longer apply.

Day 4 - Getaway Day Again

I awake and head up for a quick breakfast this morning. I have to check-out by noon but my plane doesn’t leave GIG until 8:00. SK and I have an afternoon planned at Luomo though.

After checking out of my place, I tell SK I will meet him later to go to 4 X 4. I have a couple of hours so I go grab a bite to eat, check my email and actually go by a certain girl’s apartment. Around 3:00, I head out to meet SK and we grab a taxi to 4 X 4.

Arriving at 4 X 4, I can see there aren’t many guys here yet. We sit and I am immediately approached by a guy who introduces himself as someone from this website. I had been talking to him for a couple of weeks through email and we had mutual friends. We had never met before so I asked him how did he know who I was and he said he had been talking to my 4 X 4 favorita and when she saw me come in, she told him who I was. It seems he decided on a whim to get on a plane and come down last night. (sounds familiar) I introduce him to SK and we all sit. I have about an hour before I have to session and then head out. Of course, I sessioned with favorita again. It seems that I have gotten myself into another terma situation where I can’t do but one girl in the place, although this one isn’t pushy at all.

Afterwards, I have about 20 minutes to hang with the guys and then we all decide to leave. I get dressed to head to the airport and they get dressed to head to 65. (bastards!) We say good-bye and I am off, ending another quick trip to Rio.

I will be returning again soon for at least 16 days, so leaving this last time was not so hard. I have been a bit lazy with my camera lately, but I am determined to start taking photos again on my next trip. Whether I post them or not is a different story.

Also, my next report will be the report to end all reports for me. It will be the last of my own trilogy of Rio reports (this one doesn’t count) for this year. I am committed to writing it and posting at least an edited version, but it will be my last Rio report.

Glad to hear you had a good time. Sorry to hear that you think there is too much bullshit here and are no longer going to contribute, as you certainly have the potential to be an excellent
contributor.

Thank-you

75% of the guys on this website ( I used to say 99%) are good guys. However, for whatever reason, there continues to be guys that violate the code of this website, as well as the man code in general and tell the girls that you write about them on the internet and give details. It is funny for me because I have bent over backwards (as Hombre will tell you) to protect the identities of most of the women I tell significant stories about. Others have written about these particular girls in great sexual detail and posted photos of them on this website, but I get my balls busted for writing about riding around in the backseat of a car in Copacabana with two of them. I know who it is and as I said, he can go fuck himself. Whatever he is trying to accomplish, he is failing miserably when it comes to me and this girl. However, it has demonstrated to me the negatives of writing on here. I only know how to write one way and it isn't the perverted kind. If I can't be free to write the way I write, then I won't be writing at all on here.

My next report will be the last and dare I say the best (16 days in Rio). How much of it makes it on here is yet to be seen.

Well buddy, you've done a great job of protecting identities in this report! Hell, you even protected the terma identities...ha ha ha!

Like to see if our "code violator" can scam up anything from this one?

Will we see you in mid Dec. in Rio?

At times, I needed a key to refer to so I would know who I was talking about again.

As for mid Dec...... not unless I quit my job or win the lottery in the next 2 weeks. I'm stretching my vacation to the max as it is.

Why are you concerned about preserving relationships with whores. Protecting identities only limits the amount of info to be had at Hombre. Why don't you just stop posting or boasting all together.

I am probably glad I saw this before Aldaron.

Michaez28-When you post a few reports and photos, encounter a rat on the board who sells you out to a novia, then you can comment on his actions.

Discus search Michaez28= no postings, no comments, no nothing from Michaez28. You must be new or the rat.....???

If you are new, sit back and enjoy the information you can glean from the site before you start passing judgement.

If you are the rat who sold my friend Aldaron down the tubes with his novia.......

Sandman, with all due respect my intent is not to pass judgement on anyone. It seems that you may have rushed to judgement by assuming that I am new to this. I am just not overwhelmed by the whole Rio experience.

Michaez, Aldaron doesnt deserve any crap. He has contributed a lot. Rather than bust his balls why not contribute something yourself? I'm not saying you have to be a prolific contributor to make comments but I think ur being a little too much of a tough guy.

M-I have no basis to make any kind of judgement since you have never posted until this comment (and the one in the section just prior to this one).

Not overwhelmed by Rio? It is not for everybody, that is for sure! What is your favorite destination?? Why don't you share it with the other members?

Well... I think we have found one of the 25% I spoke about above.

First of all.... fuck you.

Second, "Protecting identities only limits the amount of info to be had at Hombre." That sounds funny coming from some fucker who has never written a thing on here.

Third, if you don't like my postings, or boastings as you say, then stay out of my reports, because most everyone knows that I have written about stuff that probably made me look like a fool at times.

Fourth, there is nothing wrong with being "overwelmed" with the whole Rio scene..... of which I am not anyway. I guess you are just "so above this".

And lastly.... it does seem like your attack was a little out of the blue and uncalled for, which as Sandman suggested leads me to suspect you. Why don't you get in your z28 and go fuck yourself?

My remarks were not meant to piss off everyone at the club. I am simply trying to gain some insight from the whole Rio experience. Thank you.

michaez28, there have been several - more than several, actually - problems on the board recently, all caused by flamers on the Rio threads. There have a number of "rat incidents" where someone has spread word to garotas of trip reports and thread posts about them, just to try and gain favor from the girls by cockblocking other mongers. There have been several incidents of lurkers sending and/or threatening to send information to posters families and/or employers.

This has all managed to create quite a bit of distrust amongst the regular Rio Hombre crew. Only recently have some of the guys who were targets, or friends of targets, have begun to return to the board as active posters. Most of these guys are long-time vets who have provided most of the content here in the way of trip reports, photos, etc.

Just like any information source, there are many viewers but a relatively few number that create the content. My point here is that there are over 2000 paid members on ClubHombre and who knows how many free accounts, and the vast majority never post a word. When a newbie suddenly starts posting flames or negative remarks of any sort, it tends to get us vets a little defensive.

Aldaron, Michaez does have a point. You went to terma x and went with girl y and met so and so and zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. If you have reservations about posting because there are a few that violate codes of etiquette, then you shouldn't bother posting at all.

And if you have a problem with my reports then why don't you be true to your name and stayaway from them?

When I return from my trips, I write these reports for me only, and then edit them to post something on here. I write my own way and it may be somewhat unique, but that is the way it is. I focus on the relationships that I have with my friends and the girls that I see multiple times. This report was written more for the guys that already know me, and for them, names of girls and termas aren't necessary. They know who and where I am talking about.

There is plenty of information on this site about each terma and how much it costs to go in, where it is located, and which girls are excellent. The blow-by-blow reports get old. If you are interested in knowing whether some girl licked my perineum, look elsewhere.

If the reports are just for the guys that know you, then just mass email them instead of bombarding all the other readers with your blather. Who gives a tap-dancing fuck about the "relatinship you have with your friends". You're right, I'm going to skip over your non-information next time I see your handle.

Aldaron - Keep those reports coming. I enjoy them and I'm sure many others do also. - Hemp

Joe... why don't you stop telling me what to do and get the fuck out of my report? No one made you or anyone else read it. You and that other fucker don't have a leg to stand on coming in here and telling me what or what not to write.

Michaez28... don't piss on my head and tell me its raining. If you were just trying to "gain some insight from the whole Rio experience", then why did you start it off by taking shots at me? Your politeness at this point is hollow.

Hemp.... I am keeping this all in perspective. Basically you have one guy who has never written a thing and knows nothing about the Rio scene showing up to blast me with his first ever post. Then you have another one that wrote one report over two years ago that was about a half a page long and wasn't worth a fuck, criticizing me and telling me what to do. No wonder he never posted another one. Talk about blather and zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

I freely admit that this report is not up to my standards. I posted it for my friends so they could get a good laugh when they saw that I had returned to Rio once again. I don't need stayawayjoe's permission to do so either. I don't pick fights with people on this website, but if you come into my report and take shots at me, I'm going to shoot back.

Michaez28 and Stayawayjoe,

If you don't like Aldaron's write-up style or content and no matter how you are critical of his write-up's, aldaron would not change his way to write the report. Put the report's validity of context and style aside, if I tell you that your report is complete waste and useless, would you change to please me with big grin on your face? Probably not. You would be bent out of shape instead.

No one put a gun on your head to read his write-up's and respond or comment, and on Aldaron's head to write his trip report to please you. So take it what it is and move on. No reason to aggrevate this board with your lack of skills in social and diplomatic ways of expressing or articulating your points or thoughts.

In my book, comrades like you are characterized as "stay away from at any cost", however, I'll be more than happy to share the information with you if worthwhile. Why? I think we have common hobby and I'll be substantially glad to support all those guys who like to enjoy their lives when they can.

So, chill out and as you have learned from your mother, father or grandparents, if you got nothing good to say, just don't say.

Enjoy your life when you can!

Man, trip reports really shouldn't be the place for shitstorms like this (though I don't really understand why people on either side are flying off the handle). The guy took the time to write a report, don't knock him for the effort.

Aldaron, I, for one, hope you continue to keep posting entertaining tales here on the board. There are ALWAYS going to be people who are going to DEMAND to know where they can find your favorita and there are always going to be people trying to badmouth you to people if they think they can get away with it. That's part of taking a public role on a website like this, and personally, I think the good (bonding with like-minded afficionados) far outweighs the bad. The bottom line is that everyone participates to the degree that they are comfortable with. It'd be great if the wacko patrol made it easier on everyone!

Sorry to hear you got burned by a lurker in the past. Sooner or later it'll probably happen to all of us.

Thanks. I don't ever start anything with anyone on this website and I wouldn't ever step into someone else's report and say shit like that above, but when it happens, I can dish it out too.

This report does sort of suck. I wanted to post it though to sort of bridge the gap between my Labor Day report(where I got all fucked up) and my upcoming one where I am planning a true fuckfest. I truly returned to basics on this trip.

I have my reasons for being vauge in this report and I don't want to explain it because I know this fucker is on here reading all of this. Eventually, this situation will take care of itself one way or the other. One day I will repost the last one, and one day I will resubmit this one with more specifics to passify the detail hounds, but right now, it just isn't worth it.

I have one more report in me and that's about it. There are only so many times you can write about going to a terma and be fresh. I am going to spend a lot of time in Rio this time, so this next one has the potential to be the best yet. I'm dusting off my camera right now, but I haven't decided if I will post photos again on here like my first report. I'm a little hesitant to post photos and use real names of any girls now because there may be some other jealous boyfriends on here.