Before I would go to a new city, I would email some girls from that city, and ask them to show me around. I usually found profiles on yahoo.com in that city, and just sent out a few emails. I have found Thai girls very friendly and eager to make foreign friends, often just to practice English and some fun.
I was in Koh Samui when I emailed Jojo. When I got to Phuket I let my taxi driver take me to a travel agency, and I got a hotel at the Aloha Villa for 900/night. The hotel was pretty good, and I was happy with the deal.
Phuket sucked though, I did not enjoy the GoGos there at all. I don’t know why, I guess I was just spoiled by Bangkok and Pattaya. I went to Hard Rock, and it was not even nude, so I was disappointed.
Luckily, as soon as I go there JoJo had replied. She worked at a near by hotel (Expat) and after work (11pm), she came over and we hung out, she walked me around, we had some grub (there is a great outdoor seafood restaurant in Phuket, I think it is called Red Drum, I ate there every day I was in Phuket (only 3 days cause I didn’t like Phuket).
I had heard about those nasty shows that everyone has to see once… you know what I am talking about, so I told JoJo I want to find one. She was cool, she went with me, we found a guy holding a little laminated sheet of paper showing naked girls, I asked him if they had the nasty show, he said yup, I said ok, lets go.
I don’t remember the name of the bar, but it was tiny, and the women were very very ugly. Many were overweight, and just not attractive. Plus I think that there were only 5 girls there all together (plus a waitress and a cashier). They gave the man who brought us in a little tip, and we sat down and had some drinks. I think it was cheap, 90 bhat for a Heineken.
Well, first off one of the girls called JoJo up on stage (we were the only ones there). She danced with her a little, then she pulled a rainbow colored glow in the dark cloth out of her coochie, and handed it to Jojo. You should have seen the look of JoJo’s face… JoJo walked away until the thing covered the whole stage… lol ok.
Well, she tried to get JoJo to take her shirt off, but JoJo got scared and ran back to me. I bought every girl in the bar a drink (only like 5 of them). That was a bad idea because they started hounding me for tips after that.
We sat by the stage and the show started. They carried out a fake birthday cake with candles, and a large girl came out with a tube of some sort sticking out of her coochie, and proceeded to blow out the candles… how interesting…
Next, another girl came out and danced for a while, then blew a whistle… another did the same and blew a horn…. It was kinda dark so I didn’t see much detail, but it is ok, I would not have gotten hard anyway… the girls were not cute. It was more of an amazement thing.
Well, during all this one of the girls came up to me and asked me to write my name, so I wrote it in English and Chinese just for fun.
Next a girl came out, and stuck a marker up there… put a piece of paperboard on the floor and wrote something to the extent of “Welcome to BAR NAME Chris” then she wrote the Chinese name too! All perfectly, WOW!!!! That was very cool, I gave her 100 bhat.
Then it started to get jaw-dropping. A girl danced for a song, then at the end pulled out a string, with double sided razor blades tied to it…SO MANY! It had to have been like 25 of them; how the heck did she do that (I think they have something else inside that protects them…) she even cut up a straw with one of the razor blades.
Ok, what is next? Need a beer bottle opened…. Yup, they did that too (I think they hid an opener in there). I gave that beer to JoJo and she drank it… brave girl.
Anyway, next they brought out a fishbowl. I was like, oh no! They are not going to stick a fish up there… the put the bowl down right infront of me and I noticed that it is empty. Hum, weird, well she danced for a bit, like I said it was dark so I didn’t not even really get to enjoy the nudity. At the end, she got infront of me, over the fish bowl, and plop, goldfish…… Ok my jaw must have hit the floor, JoJo’s too. Plop -> Another goldfish. And two miniature turtles (she caught them as not to make them fall all the way)
Well, that was enough for me. I left and they kept hitting me up for tips. Quickly we went back to red drum and had a king lobster…. I miss that place.
Anyway, I wanted to go to Koh Phi Phi Don. JoJo used to work there at P.P. Princess hotel. She said she would accompany me if she could get the time off of work. Well, the next day, she seemed a little sad, and she asked me for 6000 bhat. (That’s like 150 USD). She said she needed to send it to her folks in Udon Thani. I said sure, what the heck. Then almost immediately she kissed me and we fucked, and she quit her job and went to Koh Phi Phi with me. Crazy girl.
We spent a week there and stayed at Cabanas. We got a decent bungalow (but it was the only one I stayed in with no AC, which didn’t matter cause we were outside all day anyway, and it was cool enough at night) with an awesome pool and 2 beachfronts (if you have been there, you understand how the island is shaped). I loved it there.
We fucked a few times a day, and she opened up to the camera after a while. She told me she had only been with 2 guys before (I believed her) so we barebacked it. She gave good BBBJ CIM too. She even let me shave her (I didn’t have any scissors, so I cut her hair with nail clippers then shaved it, lol) She was pretty accommodating in bed, but damb, she got annoying fast.
I am super easy to get along with and super hard to annoy, but she did a great job of annoying me. She was very pouty and whiny. She always wanted to visit her friends and wanted me to buy her stuff, like 20 CDs, sunglasses, a bathing suit, earings… all of it was pretty cheap but it was annoying after a while. I guess she was showing off.
Anyway, she did show me some cool places, like the viewpoint, and monkey bay. She took me snorlking near Monkey Bay (we took a kayak) and she knew some of the kickboxers at Reggae Bar, so I got photos with them… for all that I can’t complain.
Oh, she loved to spend hours in internet cafes. I like to spend lots of time on the net, but was just nuts about it. I cracked her email and noticed that she had like 1000 internet boyfriends, who sent her stuff, like money for air tickets to go see them (which presumably she never bought) and Jewels and all sorts of things. Oh well! I stopped talking to her.
Anyway, here are some pics. I just got a firewire card for my laptop (one of the Type 2 PC card ones) so I will upload some video latter. I don’t know how to edit video, so I will have to cut out anything that shows my face. I will also upload some more photos that I captured from the camera too. Have fun ya’ll.
Warmly
Mar
Good luck, you will be amazed how many nice girls there are just looking for buddies. 