As evening approached and darkness fell on the streets of Pattaya, I sat on my motorbike in front of the Penthouse Hotel. I looked up the road to Classroom A-gogo, and remembered my promise to Opor that I'd be back this night for her. Yet, inside me I truly did not wish to have sex with Opor – or Lin, or Fon -- tonight. Something was eating inside me. Something wanted me to go out and explore other options in Pattaya, instead of just sampling the fruits from my own backyard.

After contemplating things for over a half hour (looking just like a Thai motorcycle taxi driver, me sitting on my motorbike), I finally got off the bike and walked towards Classroom. And I just kept walking...right past Classroom A-gogo, onto Second Road. Turned right, and headed straight towards Walking Street.

My subconscious mind took me straight to Polo A-gogo. I sat down on a table, ordered a Heineken, and watched the show from a distance. I asked one of the male hostesses (who admitted to being a ladyboy) what the barfine is. He replied, "1000 baht bar for showgirl. 900 baht for the other girls," meaning the girls wearing the black outfits who stand outside the bar. But, damn, 1000 baht barfine!?! I thought this was very expensive.

Since it wasn't very crowded yet, I decided that I wanted to get closer to the action. So I made my way to the front and sat right up on the stage. This is very uncharacteristic for me, because I NEVER sit on the stage (whether it be in Pattaya, or even at strip clubs back home in Hawaii). But I wanted to be part of the fun, and damn these girls are hot!

Eventually, a pretty girl named "Noy" started flirting with me from the stage. She also got her friend "Gao" to flirt with me as well. Noy pointed to herself and Gao, then pointed to me...as if saying, "Would you like to barfine both of us?" Damn, what's with Thai women and threesomes? And, I thought to myself, "HELL YES I'd like to fuck both of you!"

Noy soon came over to sit next to me, and we moved to a quieter table away from the stage, in front of the DJ booth. But Gao was nowhere in sight. So I bought Noy a drink, and we talked for a while and got to know each other. Noy was 23 years old, and her birthday was on October 31st. "Oh, Halloween!" I said, with a smile. But Noy frowned and said, "No! No Halloween!" I think I hurt her feelings by associating her birthday with a pagan holiday. Oops!

I asked Noy if I could barfine her, and she said, "Okay!" with a smile. I asked her how much, and she said "500 baht." (Only five hundred baht! The damn ladyboy was trying to rip me off when he said 1000 baht. Watch out for ladyboys!) Noy said she wanted to go to Xzyte Disco, but I said I wanted to boom boom first. She said okay, and we agreed to 1000 baht for sex.

We walked back to Penthouse Hotel. Noy seemed a bit shy, and I could tell this was her first time in this hotel (she was exploring everything, including the pole in the middle of the room). This was unlike Lin from the previous nights, who already knew everything there was to know about these hotel rooms (including where all the light switches were).

Noy and I showered together. It was a quick shower...Noy wasn't very enthusiastic about showering with me. Then we ended up in bed. Now, I've been noticing that it seems Thai women don't like to suck cock, and Noy was no exception. Each time I put my cock in her mouth, she made a look of disgust and wiped her tongue with her fingers. No problem, I told myself. I rubbered up, then fucked her missionary style at first, then turned her over for my favorite position...doggy style.

After a solid 20 minutes, I still didn't cum (what's wrong with me?). Noy was in pain, and I could see her wincing with each stroke. So I lubricated her pussy with some KY Jelly, and continued to fuck her from behind for another 15 to 20 minutes until I finally came.

Noy is the first Thai woman I've met with issues and "drama." I first noticed this after we had sex. She complained to me and kept saying, "I no like American fah-lung!" She said she prefers Japanese customers, because "they small and finish fast. Japanese no hurt inside" as she pointed to her womb. She was referring to Japanese lovemaking! Ha ha! And you know what? A friend of mine is a former prostitute, and she told me the exact same thing.

But Noy's drama gets worse as the night goes on.

We hopped on my motorbike, and I drove her to Soi 8 to meet with her sister "Nong" who works at a beer bar near the Beach Road end. Nong is 26 years old, and a splitting image of Noy. I bought Nong a drink, then I barfined her (200 baht) so that we could all go to the disco.

The three of us hopped on the motorbike, with Noy driving and me between her and Nong. I was actually very impressed with Noy's ability to maneuver a fully-loaded motorbike through Pattaya's traffic – all the while avoiding the nuisance baht-busses – and getting us safely to Xzyte Disco on Third Road. Being a farang with no Thai identification, I had to pay 200 baht to get in. This place is huge! And LOUD! No, the music was VERY LOUD! Louder than any concert that I've been to (and I've been to a lot...having once worked for a radio station). The bass was set to ear-shattering levels, and with each beat my whole body shook. And we were standing at least 100 feet from the stage.

I eventually got into the groove, and started dancing to the techno-pop music that was being played – both live and recorded music. It seemed that Noy and Nong couldn't believe this fah-lung could dance and actually have a good time at a Thai disco. In fact, I think I danced more than Noy did...and she's a good 15 years younger than I am. I was having a great time!

But as the night went on, Noy's attitude started to change; but not necessarily for the worse. She would disappear several times throughout the night, leaving me with just her sister. Or, she would be on her cell phone, not looking very happy with the person she was talking to. Her carefree attitude started to turn more somber. I attribute some of this to the fact that she was drinking quite a bit and started to get drunk. I think Noy is an emotional drunk.

Photos: Noy and Friends 09 10 11 12

She started to yell at me and say, "Fah-lung go home!" Then she would hug me and kiss me affectionately. She did this a couple times – "Fah-lung go home!" followed by close affection. Noy was actually a lot closer to me physically than she had been all night. She kept caressing my ass, then held me tight, and rested her head on my shoulders and kissed my cheeks. Yet, at the same time she would yell, "Fah-lung go home!" Also, her sister and another friend seemed to show approval of me in general. Perhaps because I like to dance to techno (and rave, and industrial, and reggae, and trance, and just about anything else). They even said that I was a "pretty boy." Ha! But Noy seemed to have mixed emotions as the night went on. At one point, she even said that she loved me. Hmmm.....

It was now 2 a.m., and the disco was closing. Noy and I went back to the hotel room, and here's where the real drama starts. At the hotel, she started crying and breaking down emotionally. She was blabbering about how she works hard and sends money home, but mama and papa doesn't know what she does for a living (they think she is a cashier, and that her sister is a bartender). Then her cell phone rang, and for the next several minutes she was shouting and arguing with somebody on her telephone. After hanging up, she sat down on the chair, and starting bawling like a little baby!

After talking to her, she told me that she has a three year-old son and is married to a Thai man. The person she was arguing with was her Thai husband. Whether this is the truth or not, I don't know. But I do know she didn't want to stay with me for the rest of the night. So I told her she could go home to her husband. "No problem?" she asked. "Mai pen rai," I replied. She cried a little more before composing herself.

As I walked her to the door, I told her, "You tell your husband how I made your pussy hurt because I boom boom you long time!" Then I laid down on the bed and instantly knocked out. This was the drunkest I'd been since arriving in country...

This is really something that is more common in Asia...especially in Thailand. Can you imagine being married to an active prostitute and knowing that she is out fucking for money so you can stay at home to watch the kid and spend all her money on whiskey and gambling. Some envy these guys because they get sex for free and get an allowance but I feel sorry for these guys...they must have zero self-esteem to do what they do. They may act all macho but deep down inside they are Mr. Mom with a prostitute wife. Dont believe the bullshit that these guys could care less as long as she's bringing home the bacon.....they are a mess.

As I look at a picture that was taken of me at Xzyte Disco with Noy, her sister, and her friend...I see three men sitting behind us, also looking at the camera. And I always think to myself, "I wonder if these three guys are their husbands or boyfriends?"

Again, I'll post the pictures soon. Promise!

Pics would definetly elavate the status of this (already fine) report.

Yes, Xcite is huge and kicking! Try to catch a concert if you can next time you are in town. It blows the mind.

Xcite Concert ConcertDance.mov (4238.8 k)

ThaiMaurader
What file type is your video. Windows labels it as unknown file type and it will not open. Your header states mov file but it will not play as such in any app I have. Xxyte is by far the best club in Pattaya. It used to be Disco Duck years ago but now Xxyte has clearly taken the lead. There is a sister club in BKK as well but not popular yet-- never been to the BKK version- saw an ad on Thai TV.
Would love to see your vid.Will bring back a lot of memories from when I was unattached and still a player.
Do any others have trouble opening file ???

I used Quicktime (when you get "unknown type" and a choice to choose from list or look on the internet, select "choose from list," then click "Quicktime."