Many metaphors have been coined to describe Thailand. "The Land of Smiles" and "Disneyland for Adults" are a couple that come to mind. And Thailand truly fits both bills. Because as you spend more time there, you no longer ask yourself, "Will I get laid today?" Instead, the question becomes, "WHEN should I get laid today?" and "HOW should I go about doing it?" and "With WHOM should I do it with?" You just KNOW you're going to have sex with a beautiful woman...no doubt about it. There is no challenge anymore to get lucky. There is no strive for excellence.

And therein lay my problem. I was starting to get bored of sex! The ancient Greeks recognized the fact that, for mankind, the challenge of achieving a goal was more important than the goal itself, and they called this "epistemological values." Me, I started feeling a little depressed.

Furthermore, I'd been coming down with a cold for the past couple days. So I didn't feel very adventurous tonight. After much pondering and sitting on my motorbike in front of the hotel, I decided to go across the street to Classroom A-gogo and have a threesome with familiar faces. Besides, I had broken my promise to Opor, in that I hadn't come back to see her the past couple nights. So I figured I would have sex with her, as well as Lin again, tonight (remember, it's not a question of "if" I'll be lucky enough to have sex but, rather, "how, when, and with whom").

Within minutes of sitting down, I was approached by Fon, the girl with whom I had a threesome a couple nights before. I told her that I came back to keep my promise with Opor, but Fon said that Opor had the night off (or, perhaps the truth is, Opor was already barfined. It's my understanding that "She's off tonight" is the common cover-up answer a bargirl will give when somebody asks for a girl that was already barfined). Fon asked me if I wanted to barfine her and Lin again, and I said, "Sure. But I want you guys to massage me tonight, because I feel a little sick." She happily agreed. I bought her a drink, and she sat down next to me and caressed my thighs and massaged my shoulders.

Lin was dancing on the stage, and when she saw me, she gave me a half-smile. She looked almost puzzled to see me there. Nevertheless, after her dance she came up to me and made conversation. I asked her if I could barfine her, and she happily agreed. Yes, feeling as sick as I was, this was exactly what I needed tonight – a threesome with two familiar faces. Nothing new, nothing extravagant.

After paying the bar and changing into streetclothes, we walked to the hotel. Lin and Fon showered me. But instead of massaging me right away, Fon suggested that we have sex first, which I didn't argue about. And as the first time, sex with Lin and Fon was incredible...yet, predictable. It was satisfying, but not earth-shattering. Sex was getting to be a bore.

We showered after sex, and I got my massage afterwards. Fon was a pretty good masseuse; she had strong hands and hit the right spots with a slow and firm touch. Lin, on the other hand, kept jumping from spot to spot in a frantic manner. They were talking to each other in Thai; and for some reason, I got the impression they were gossiping about goings-on at work. I relaxed to Lin's sweet, soothing voice as I closed my eyes and dozed off while they massaged my entire body from head to toe.

Later that evening, we caught the baht-bus to PS Bowling and bowled a few games. One thing that's fun about Lin is that she's very good at games. When I first barfined her, we shot pool and she was pretty handy with the cue, giving me a run for my money in three games. And bowling was no exception. She won one game, and I barely won the other two. Fon, on the other hand, couldn't bowl for shit. But it was a lot of fun, and we stayed out until past 1 a.m.

Before sending them home and retiring to my room, I tipped them each a generous 1500 baht. This "girlfriend experience" was exactly the thing I needed to get me through my depression today. It's too bad that tonight would be the last night I would ever see Lin and Fon again...

Guzybear,

It is interesting to hear that you suddenly felt bored about getting laid. I had very same feeling when I spent a week in Brazil (SP and Rio) for vacation which was nothing but having sex with woman after woman. I did not know what to do when I had unconstrained access to sex resources as I wish. Having three different women (massage parlor, night clubs) a day and a few days in a row dramatically dissipated the (sex) drive. I wonder billionaires would feel same towards their wealth.

In any case, I enjoy your postings. You have unique skill to keep the story flow very well.