I decided to experience my first soapie today. After reading the various Club Hombre discussions on soapies, I figured Suzie's would be the ideal place for me. However, after driving up and down Soi 2 a few times, I couldn't find it. And then, it started to rain...hard. So I ended up at Sabai Dee instead. And this, I must say, is a very classy joint. It was about 5 p.m., and there were about 20 girls in the fishbowl, and a bunch of guys sitting on the tables just looking at the girls and sipping their drinks. Most of the girls were fine-looking and seemed eager to please. One in particular caught my eye. She was wearing a red outfit, and seemed to be very friendly and smiled a lot. Not wanting to procrastinate and risk losing her to somebody else, I waved down the manager, pointed to her and said, "number 409." He smiled, and said something on his wireless microphone...and to my eager anticipation, #409 got up, walked out of the fishbowl and met me at the cashier. As I walked to the cashier, I noticed another man look up at me, then look away. I thought to myself, "Ha! You wanted her, buddy! Too bad you waited too long!" The price was 1500 baht for one and a half hours, "all services included."

She introduced herself to me with a gracious wai...but, damn, for the life of me I can't remember her name! I guess I was lovestruck at first sight, because this girl was fantastic. She was 22 years old with a tight body, good personality, full tits, and yes...a great smile.

And she was a pro at giving soapies! This was a fantastic erotic experience for me. In the tub, I sat/floated on her as she scrubbed down my body, paying extra attention to my cock and balls. She even shampooed my hair and massaged my scalp (despite Thai custom of not touching one's head, having a fine woman give me a shampoo is a major turn on for me). After drying ourselves off, she lathered up the air mattress, and lay me down face first. Then she lathered me up...and began to give me one of the most erotic thrills I've had in my life!

Slowly but firmly, she rubbed her naked body against mine. She worked the suds firmly into my asscrack with her tits, and I could feel her hardened nipples brushing against the bottom of my balls. As she made her way up my body, I could feel the firmness of her pussy rubbing against my legs, then my butt cheeks, and up the small of my back. She turned to straddle me sideways, and continued to drive her pussy into my asscrack with strong gyrations of her hips.

Then she flipped me over, and continued to intertwine her body with mines. She lay in the opposite direction, her legs wrapped around mine, and slid her pussy up and down my legs and against my balls. At the same time, she alternated between stroking my cock and caressing my nipples, while simultaneously massaging my foot with her other hand -- all the while keeping rhythm with the motion of her pussy rubbing my thighs and balls. She was definitely a talented professional.

We rinsed and dried off after what seemed like an eternity of soapie bliss, then I lay down on the bed. This girl had a little more class than the bargirls that I've been seeing previously. With them, their way of initiating sex was, "We boom boom now?" Instead, Soapie Girl #409 sat down next to me, fully naked. She was putting up her hair, which exposed her perfect tits in full view. She looked me in the eye and playfully giggled, then asked, "You want to make love to me?" That question, and the way she asked it, was enough to melt a thousand hearts...and my voice cracked and butterflies welled in my stomach as I meekly replied "Yes."

She caressed my cock, then slid on a condom and started sucking hard. But rather than continue blowing me, as soon as I reached a full erection, she mounted me and slowly started to fuck me cowgirl style. This really isn't my favorite position, so I put her on her back, and boned her missionary style. She was wild, and grabbed my ass to force my cock deep in her pussy with every stroke. After a few minutes, I flipped her over and rammed my cock in her from behind, doggy style. Then we lay on our side, and I continued to fuck her from behind, holding one of her legs up in the air for deeper penetration, then putting them both together so I could play with her ass while fucking her. It took me only about 15 minutes before I blew my load. This girl was hot!

After resting and drinking our apple juice, I tipped her 500 baht for such a great service. About an hour and fifteen minutes passed since first entering the room. Perfect timing.

Photos: Sabai Dee Girl 16 17

It was still raining when I left Sabai Dee, so instead of riding my motorbike back to the hotel, I decided to have a drink at a nearby beer bar. Other than the Golden Girl blow job bar earlier in the week, this was the first beer bar that I visited since coming to Pattaya. Almost immediately, I was approached by a skinny, scruffy-looking bargirl. Out of politeness, I offered to buy her a drink. But unlike the a-go-go girls for whom I've previously purchased drinks, this girl didn't seem very grateful for her drink. No wai. No "Thank you." Just a plain, "Okay." Later, we shot some pool...and she beat me two out of three times! Yes, I'm truly convinced that Thai women are very good at bar games.

Eventually, the inevitable happened: She asked me to barfine her so that we could go boom boom. This was less than an hour after having fantastic sex with #409 from Sabai Dee...I just was in no mood to have sex again. Any other time and I would definitely fuck this scruffy-looking girl with a bad attitude. But not right now. I tried my best to politely decline, and for some reason I got the impression that she thought I was not a true "man" for not wanting to have sex. She pointed to her friend, and said, "Okay! You pay bar my friend too. You boom boom two girls, okay?" Ha! She just didn't get it.

After repeatedly declining, she eventually went away to have her face massaged by some guy in the corner. By now, the rain had subsided a bit, so I finished my beer and walked to my motorbike. As I left, her friend, who was a bit overweight but not bad-looking, kept calling out to me..."Hey mister! Short time! Short time!" I drove away, thinking how great this country is!

Later that evening, I walked to a beer bar complex across the beach to watch the amateur Muay Thai boxing matches. I sat down at a bar near the rear, and immediately a couple of average-looking, older women started flirting with me. They kept examining my various ear, facial, and oral piercings. One bargirl pulled on my shirt and looked down my chest to see if my nipple was pierced (it is), so I immediately pulled on her shirt and looked at her nipple as well. To this, they all giggled and thought this was funny as hell.

While there, I was embarrassed by the actions of a couple African-American G.I.'s. They approached the boxing ring, and one of them pointed to one of the fighers and yelled, "My buddy here will kick your fucking ass!" This black dude was huge – at least 250 pounds and full of muscle, whereas the Thai boxer was short and skinny (as most Thai males are), and probably half the weight of the black American. I found the brother's behavior to be extremely inappropriate and antagonistic. And so did the bargirls – as they watched, I heard one of them say, "American fah-lung" and I could sense a bit of contempt in her voice.

Throughout the night, one average-looking, overweight bargirl in particular was trying very hard come on to me and have me take her home. She made every sexual innuendo known to mankind. She even gave me the keys to her motorbike, and said, "Okay. You drive." But as I found out a few nights before, I'm a one-nut-a-night kind of guy. If I took this woman home, I knew I'd be fucking her all night and not be able to blow a nut...and that, for me, is a very dissatisfying feeling. So after my fourth Heineken, I left the bar and made my way to the back to check out the tattoo shop – Tattoos By Tiger.

The tattoo artist's name was "Bali." He was a soft-spoken guy, yet had an air of confidence in his mannerism. As I asked him the usual (and unusual) tattoo-related questions, he answered me with patience and professionalism. I really liked his personality, and I especially liked the work displayed in his portfolio. He had freehand drawing skills, and could come up with designs on the fly, from the top of his head. This indicates he is a true artist (as opposed to someone who can just trace lines and color them in). So I decided that before leaving Thailand, I would have Bali tattoo my upper arm. I did not choose a design from the wall; rather, I chose a custom design that he had already drawn and displayed in his portfolio. It was of a naked woman enjoying the wind blowing through her hair, with a koi fish swimming around her in turbulent waters. It was an Oriental design that would forever remind me of the pleasures I've had during this trip to Thailand.

Bali quoted me a price of 6000 baht. Being a tattoo artist myself, I never haggle the price of another artist's services (because I hate it when people try to haggle me. Most people don't know the value of a well-done tattoo, and don't realize that yes, you DO get what you pay for). So I agreed and gave him 1000 baht to secure an appointment for next Monday. Besides, 6000 baht is only $150 USD – back home, I would easily charge more than twice as much for this same design.

As I left the tattoo shop at a little past midnight and entered the beer bar complex, I could see the same African-Americans talking to a Thai boxer outside the ring, along with what I presume to be the boxer's manager/trainer. The blacks, evidently, were still trying to pick a fight – huge black man versus skinny Thai man. How cowardly! Embarrassed, I looked the other way and kept walking out of the complex and back to my hotel...

Guzy,

Sounded like quite a day! Nice review and soapie walk-thru. I recall my first soapie (also at sabai dee) and it will remain one of my fondest thai memories.

As for the big GIs, you would think will all the sex to be enjoyed, they're testosterone levels would be abated...chaulk it up to youth and immaturity.

Guzy
Great report thus far. As always good to read reports from those experiencing Thailand for the first time.
You must have misheard what the Thais were saying about the GIs. Black men are not farang- that term is used for white foreigners. The black dudes would be "kon dum " meaning "black person". The Muay Thai fighters in Pattaya are either very inexperienced or are generally poor fighters who cannot make it in BKK. The shows are staged much as US wrestling-- both guys making sure no one gets hurt. If the 2 bozos had challenged a top Muay Thai fighter-- even if he WAS half their size -- they would quickly be left with a shattered leg. That I would have paid to see !!!

Wow dude, it sounds like the soapie was great. I was shy when I was in Pattaya, but I stayed on Soi 2 (Beach View Hotel).

Wow, yea I hate to hear about the GI beign jerks. Sad that these are the guys who represent us to the rest of the world. I would be badly upset as well.