Remember when I said the question of sex was always "When should I get laid" instead of "Will I get laid"? Well, today, the question was simply: SHOULD I get laid today?

Yes, I was truly starting to get bored of this evening routine – hit the bars early, barfine a girl (or two), then fuck her and send her away. I was starting to get bored of sex! Perhaps its because I decided to come to Thailand alone -- and after a week without the companionship of a real friend, the drone of the constant traffic and the constant stench of sewer and food on the streets and the constant harassment from street touts and the girls girls girls all started to get on my nerves. I really started to wish I had a buddy to hang out with, and have a genuinely good time.

And this is why I started to think of Noy, from Polo A-gogo, who I barfined a few nights ago. So far on this trip, she was the one with whom I had the best time. Although she didn't like American fah-lung, she seemed close to me and we genuinely enjoyed ourselves at Xzyte Disco. Yes, if anybody could show me a truly good time, I figured it could only be Noy.

So I went straight to Polo A-gogo, and sat down on a table near the bar. I didn't see Noy; but almost immediately, she was standing next to me with a pleasant smile. Evidently, she was just getting off the stage as I walked in the door, and she saw me before I saw her.

Since I was more concerned about having a good time tonight, I wasn't worried about spending too much money. Not only did I buy drinks for Noy, but I also bought drinks for all her friends that came up and sat at my table. I even bought drinks for Mama-san and, yes, for Gao as well. And sure enough, Gao was looking as seductive as ever...but tonight, I wanted to be with Noy. All in all, I spent 1600 baht on drinks alone.

Noy said that she stayed up until 10 a.m. this morning, playing cards and gambling with her friends that I was being drinks for. She said they all lost money except for one. When I asked who won all the money, everybody looked at Gao and she let out a huge smile of accomplishment. Ha! Noy asked me if I wanted to play cards with them tonight, and I said, "Okay!" This would be perfect...hanging out with somebody and doing something fun after having sex. It's like, being friends "with benefits." It was exactly what I was looking for. So I barfined Noy for 500 baht, and we walked towards the hotel.

As we walked out the bar, she turned right on Walking Street (you need to turn left to get to the Penthouse Hotel). I asked her where she was going, and she said, "I want to go to Tony's Disco." No, this wasn't on the agenda, I thought to myself. So I made it clear to her what my plans were: "I want to go boom boom." She reluctantly said okay, then followed me to the hotel. She complained about her legs being too tired to walk. So we walked up a side road to Second Road, and caught a baht bus for the short trip to the hotel. Perhaps all this procrastination from Noy should have been a forewarning to me of the drama that was about to transpire.

We got to the hotel room and showered. Noy wasn't very enthusiastic to be here, and she insisted that I not shower with her. But I insisted that we shower together, which we eventually did. She quickly scrubbed my back, then herself...and the shower was over in just a few minutes.

In bed, I licked her nipples, which she seemed to enjoy a bit. Then I went down and started eating her pussy. As I looked up, I could see her closing her eyes tight and grimacing, as if she wasn't enjoying it. I asked her if she liked what I was doing, and she just replied, "Uh." So I stopped, and asked her to suck my cock. She did, but not very well at all. It was a chore for me to attain an erection, because she didn't put any effort into it as well. As soon as I could, I gloved up with a condom, and started fucking her slowly missionary style.

Sex with Noy tonight was NOT good at all. She was not into it. The whole time, she had a look of pain on her face as she grimaced with her eyes tightly closed...I could imagine her look to be like that of a little girl getting raped by her daddy. This caused me to lose a lot of my desire, and my cock couldn't stay fully hard the whole time. Furthermore, I couldn't cum...I just couldn't cum. After fucking her in various positions for 20 minutes or so, she started to complain. As I'm fucking her, she said, "Why I no go with Japanese tonight. Why I go with you? I had Japanese customer! Why I go with you?!?"

This caused me to lose my sex drive entirely. I stopped fucking her, and told her, "Okay, then. Go home." I gave her the cold shoulder the whole time we dressed. And I told her that I would only give her 500 baht (which, in my opinion, she still didn't deserve). She kept saying "Sorry" and looked sad...but I seriously doubted her sincerity. I think she was only "sorry" because I told her she was going to only get 500 baht.

But all I had were 1000 baht notes. So I walked her downstairs to the reception area so that I could make change. I then gave her the 500 baht. To this, she started complaining and loudly spat, "This first time I get tip only 500 baht! You say you like me, but only give me 500 baht!" as she held the 500 baht note to my face. The receptionist and doorman saw this commotion, which totally embarrassed me. So I said, "Yeah. Okay," turned around, and walked out of the hotel...and kept on walking aimlessly into the night.

At about 1:30 a.m., I returned to the Penthouse Hotel. I was seriously frustrated that I had sex without an orgasm. So I decided to check out Kitten A-gogo, which is the bar next to and owned by the Penthouse Hotel. It was late in the night, and all the hotties were gone. But I didn't care...I needed to pop a nut. I eventually barfined a girl named "Mot," and we left the bar together.

As we left, the Kittens' Mama-san looked at me, and said something to Mot in Thai. In the elevator up to the room, Mot said that Mama saw me at Happy A-gogo a few days ago, with two girls...and that I was a "butterfly." Holy shit! What a small town, Pattaya is!

Mot looked a lot better on the dark stage wearing a Kitten's mask than she did up close and personal. As we undressed, she revealed some very sagging tits with recessed nipples, and a tired, skinny body with bruises. Nevertheless, she fucked very wild! She gave the best bareback blowjob of all the a-gogo girls that I've had so far – she sucked hard and long, and stroked my cock while sucking. And she actually enjoyed the sex, ramming her tight pussy over my cock and grinding her pelvis against me hard. Orgasming with her was especially satisfying, since I couldn't get a nut off of Noy earlier in the evening.

Perhaps it's true what they say about ugly women being the wildest in bed. I tipped Mot a generous 1500 baht, and slept very well that night...