Tuesday, October 28th – Last Day in the Land of Smiles

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By Guzybear on Monday, November 10, 2003 - 03:11 am:  Edit

Decided to take a look at Pantip Plaza this afternoon, and see what that place was all about. Walked to the entrance of Nana Entertainment Plaza, where I waved down a metered taxi and inquired about his rate. "200 baht" he said. I countered, "100 baht." He didn't budge, and said, "No, 200 baht." I told him, "Pantip Plaza is only right up the road. 100 baht, okay?" The taxi driver grumbled a little about the traffic, then said, "150 baht lowest price." I accepted his offer, and hopped in the back seat. It seems Bangkokians are tougher negotiators than Pattayans.

Sure enough, traffic was a bitch. But eventually we made it to the Plaza, where I paid the fare and hopped out of the cab. I entered the vast building, and was immediately engulfed in its electrified atmosphere and melee of vendors, much like an indoor swap meet. I could barely make it to the ATM with all the merchants tugging at my arm, urging me to buy their wares: "Sexy movie sir! Right this way!"

In all, I spent about three hours at Pantip Plaza, exploring the various floors. But the majority of shops dealt strictly with computer hardware, which I wasn't interested in purchasing. I eventually found a small vendor selling Gameboy Advance units and "burnt" Gameboy cartridges, and purchased a system and two "mega" cartridges for my son. I also purchased some computer applications on CD-ROM, and a couple "sexy movies" for shits and grins.

I decided to brave the journey back to the hotel via tuk tuk. These machines are fun, three-wheeled demons with their two-stroke motorcycle engines! The driver skillfully maneuvered the little vehicle through traffic, oftentimes narrowly missing other cars and motorbikes by mere inches. What makes this such a unique ride is that as passenger, I was directly exposed to the hectic sounds and fumes of Bangkok traffic. On the one hand, it was noxious and disgusting, but on the other hand it was a thrill a minute, and I found myself embracing the seat for dear life. I would definitely take another tuk tuk ride for future short journeys in Bangkok.

After showering and resting a bit, I decided to take a little more time to explore Nana Entertainment Plaza, and give it a fair shake. I explored all floors, but didn't enter any club until reaching Hollywood 2 on the 3rd floor. As I entered, something about Hollywood 2 made it feel much different than any other a-gogo I've been in. It was the music. No techno-pop or Cheeky Girls here. Instead, Hollywood 2 played American rock music of various generations. It's hard to imagine dancers trying to seduce the audience with music from John Fogerty and Credence Clearwater Revival...but sure enough, they were!

I sat down away from the stage, and ordered a Bacardi Breezer – I was just consuming too much Heineken during my vacation, and my gut was starting to bulge over my pants! As I sat there, watching the stage, I felt somebody poking at my stretched left earlobe piercing that was adorned with a half-inch water buffalo horn plug. I turned, and noticed a tall, slender girl sitting next to me. Here we go again...she's going to touch all of my piercings, I thought to myself. And sure enough, she did, including the titanium bead implants on my penis.

Her name was "Ahn," and I was delighted when I saw she actually drank bottled Heinekens instead of Coke or orange juice. But she also smoked Marlboro Reds! Ahn was tall for a Thai...about 5'5" (I'm 5'6") and 29 years old. She was a city girl, born and raised in Bangkok. I asked if she was married, and she answered, "No money. No honey. No baby." She said she'd been working here at Hollywood 2 for about a month, and that she sold t-shirts at the night market before coming here. Later, she said that a few years ago she lived in Los Angeles, California for three months with a "customer," and that they were supposed to get married. But his Jew family didn't approve of a Thai wife, so the marriage was canceled and she came back to Thailand. Ahn seemed very intelligent – no, she seemed very street smart – and spoke good English. She seemed "Americanized." I eventually barfined her for 600 baht, and short time was 1500 baht.

Ahn was definitely a professional. And she was very American in her lovemaking. What I mean by this is that she was very aggressive and knew exactly what I wanted, and didn't hesitate to give it to me. Mainly, she gave excellent bareback blowjobs – she sucked hard and didn't rush the act. Ahn was creative in giving head, as she licked my entire shaft and balls, then continued sucking and stroking. Just like a porn star. She also initiated sixty-nine, as she rotated her body and positioned her pussy in my face without missing a beat on that blowjob. She was good, and definitely enjoying all of this oral sex. I was, too!

When we made love, though, I could feel my cock slowly losing it's erection again...and it dawned on me that throughout this trip, the reason I couldn't keep an erection is because I just don't like using rubbers! I can't feel a damn thing with the rubber on – even though now I was using the Trojan polyurethane brand, which is supposed to be the best at transmitting heat. And each time my cock started got soft, Ahn was happy to remove the rubber and suck my cock as long as it took to make me rock-hard again, then let me continue to fuck her. She was definitely not a selfish lover. But after about 25 minutes of fucking in several positions, my boner just went away, and I lay down feeling frustrated with myself.

Ahn lay next to me, on her stomach, and let me caress her slender body and sexy tight ass. We talked for a while, and she was very understanding. She told me about her Jew boyfriend and how she was depressed for a long time after leaving America. I told her about my ex-wife, and how she was having an affair on me. I also told Ahn that I just wasn't used to wearing a condom -- having been married for 17 years, I never used it. Actually, I lied to Ahn, and told her that this was my first night in Thailand, and my first time ever using a condom.

She caught my hint, and eventually said, "Okay. No condom. But you don't cum in me." Then, with me on my knees, she bent down and started sucking on my cock passionately, and soon I was back in action with a full boner and the excitement/anticipation of bareback fucking a sexy Thai woman.

Ahn put me on my back with my cock pointing straight up. She turned around, mounted me, and slowly fucked me reverse cowgirl style. I moaned in ecstasy as I felt every sensation of her tight pussy sliding over my bare cock. Ahn grabbed my thighs for support and continued to ride me for what seemed to be an eternity. I stopped her before I could cum, and put her on all fours and entered her from behind, doggy style. Damn, she felt good! I played with her firm butt cheeks, and tickled her tight asshole with my thumb as I stuffed her pussy with my rock-hard cock. Tight cunt, tight ass, slender body...definitely great sex! Perhaps even better than Kome, from Superbaby...

After 15 minutes of hard, bareback fucking, I pulled my dick out of Ahn's cunt and shot my load all over her ass and lower back. Yes, great sex! Best way to spend my last night in Thailand, and most definitely changed my negative outlook of Nana Entertainment Plaza.

We had a couple of Heinekens from the refrigerator as she smoked a Marlboro. We talked a little more and she let me take a couple pictures. Ahn left at about midnight, after which I showered, then reluctantly packed my bags and prepared myself for the long flight home in the morning. I fell into a restless sleep, unwilling to accept the fate that morning would bring. And I thought to myself: "Thailand. Yes. Definitely the land of smiles..."

Photos: Ahn 24 25

By Khun_mor on Monday, November 10, 2003 - 10:25 pm:  Edit

Never believe a Thai BG who tells you she has worked in the bar for only a month. They will never tell you-- I have worked here 4 years. I know the Ahn you were with from HW 2 .She used to be a friend of Da's. She has been there far more than one month.She gets BF'd often due to her relatively good English. After not being able to talk to any of the girls- mongers who cannot speak Thai are suddenly very attracted to someone they can actually talk to.
Ahn has definitely been around- I have never BF'd her though. If she did you without condom on first time she saw you then she does it often. You definitely need to get tested in 4-6 months.

By Guzybear on Tuesday, November 11, 2003 - 01:56 am:  Edit

Yeah, that one bareback session has haunted me ever since returning. It was a stupid thing to do...and for the life of me I still don't know why I did it. I think I just got caught up in the moment, and didn't think about tomorrow.

By Don Marco on Wednesday, November 12, 2003 - 07:17 pm:  Edit

Guzy,

Don't be too hard on youself-- I and most others have given into temptation on occasion. The odds are that your fine, but as always, take a take a test 12 weeks later to be sure and safe.

Nothing beats that feeling of flesh, but the anxiety afterward is good cause for the wrap. You may want to try a little astroglide in the tip for a little extra sensation. Don't forget the KY as well...



By Khun_mor on Wednesday, November 12, 2003 - 11:06 pm:  Edit

Hey -- did not mean to get you all guilty and stuff. As I have said , I have barebacked more than my share of Bargirls in LOS and have had no ill consequences. I do not bareback a girl who is willing to do it the first time she is with me. If she does it with you first time she does it with anyone who asks. Surprisingly there are a lot of guys who do not want to wear condoms. My BG friends tell me they are frequently having to refuse to go bareback with customers who get very pushy about it or even offering more baht if no condom used .
I absolutely hate condoms , but still used them 99% of the time. There is at least one advantage to settling in with Da-- no more latex !!!!

By Blazers on Friday, November 14, 2003 - 04:56 pm:  Edit

Wow a penis piercing and a huge ear piercing with a buffalo horn...the girls must have been freaked out seeing that. How did the girls respond to a penis piercing? Or do you have multiple genitalia piercings?

By Thaimarauder on Friday, November 21, 2003 - 05:10 pm:  Edit

Great Reports, thanks dude!

By Xenono on Friday, November 21, 2003 - 11:37 pm:  Edit

No Cheeky Girls? That's crap!

Sing it with me...

Shake it, shake it! (Yeah!) Shake it, shake it! (Come on!) Move it, move it (Wow!) Move it, move it! (That's right!) Take your shoes off, and feel the freedom. Let's shake it, let's move it, and take your shosies off! Wooo!

Said in a sexy, cool, Romanian accent.

By Xenono on Friday, November 21, 2003 - 11:39 pm:  Edit

http://www.cheeky-girls.com/

Watch the video!

http://www.cheeky-girls.com/shoesoff-vid.html



By Xenono on Friday, November 21, 2003 - 11:51 pm:  Edit

Vote in my new poll. Would you do either of the Cheeky Girls?

By Blazers on Saturday, November 22, 2003 - 12:14 am:  Edit

That song is awful...and those girls are not cute.

By Don Marco on Saturday, November 22, 2003 - 09:19 am:  Edit

Xen, I may be blind, but I'de shake it up with both of em eagerly !





(Message edited by donmarco on November 22, 2003)

By Dick Johnson on Saturday, November 22, 2003 - 08:14 pm:  Edit

Who would do the two girls? How about who wouldn't?

By Guzybear on Sunday, November 23, 2003 - 11:38 am:  Edit

Okay, so they're not exactly Mary-Kay and Ashley. And the McNichol kids (Jimmy and Kristy) from the '70s may have had a little more disco talent -- just a little more. And their cheeky video isn't quite up to modern choreographic "standards" (if there be such a thing).

But I'd certainly do them! Hell, take a look at the picture of the ugly blowjob girl earlier in my report...then you'll KNOW I ain't too picky when it comes time to getting my dick wet. The Cheeky Girls may be a little too hard in the midsection for my tastes -- I like a little cushion on my women -- but like Eddie Murphy once said, "Ain't no such thing as bad pussy!" (I say, "Close your eyes and they all feel like Brittany Spears").

As for their sound, well...musical genres such as techno pop and Cheeky Girls help to give the Thailand nightclub scene its unique flavor. In my opinion, Thailand just wouldn't feel the same if the girls were bouncing to Eminem or Ja Rule. After all, don't we enjoy Thailand so much, partly because we're tired of the bar scene back home? The working girls in Thailand just "seem" a bit more innocent than the ones here in America (even though we know they're not), and I think part of the reason is because the music they perform to sounds more innocent.


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