Ever since returning from Thailand, I've had a different outlook on the women here at home. The two strippers that I was fucking? Well, where once I saw two hot fuck machines, now I see two skanky ho's. My wife? I hear she hit the roof when she found out I went to Thailand. Ha ha! Fuck her!

Last night, I decided to visit my favorite "relaxation center" near one of my shops. A relaxation center is like a scaled-down version of a Thailand soapie establishment. But instead of two hours, you get one hour. Instead of a bath and soapie, you just get a body bath. And instead of of paying 1500 baht ($40 USD) for "everything," you pay $200 for "full service."

As I walked into the crowded living room of the relaxation center, there were four Japanese tourists choosing their women from the group that was sitting on the couch. Before my trip to Thailand, I never knew you could choose your women. In fact, I was too shy to even look at them -- mama-san would walk me into the room, and I would let her choose a woman for me (and sometimes, I was not happy with her choice).

But tonight, I actually took the time to choose my girl -- something that I learned from my trip to Thailand. And as I scanned the selection of women (all of them were fine), one woman in particular caught my attention. Everytime I looked at her, she would look me in the eye and smile. She was the only one smiling, whereas all the others had a blank "Yes I'm pretty" look on their face.

When it came my turn to choose, I immediately chose this girl with the smile. She wasn't the prettiest, but she seemed to have the best attitude.

We went into the room, and she started talking to me and introduced herself as "Jane." And though she looked like she was a Hawaii local, as I listened to her I could sense a definite Asian accent. So I asked her, "Where are you from?"

"Thailand," she answered.

Holy sweet Jesus! It seems more than just a coincidence that, after coming back from the best two weeks of my life in Thailand, the next prostitute that I choose just so happens to be Thai. This is definitely Fate hard at work.

I told her about my recent trip, which opened her up and made her even more friendly. We talked about Thailand as I massaged her shoulders and played with her firm (but artificial) breasts.

Of course, being in Hawaii where prostitution is illegal and heavily policed, she was still very cautious about me and wanted to make sure I wasn't an undercover cop. She asked up front, "You tip me now?" So I gave her the $150 cash (the other $50 went to mamasan to pay for the room), and she scrutinized every bill to make sure they weren't marked. She asked if I was a cop, and I said, "Of course not." She asked if I came here before, and I said, "Oh yes, plenty of times," and rattled off names of other girls that worked here and serviced me. I then started playing with her pussy under her panties, and continued to tenderly kiss her neck and caress her breasts.

Eventually, she realized I wasn't undercover, and said, "We fuck first. Then I give you good Thai massage." I asked, "What about the bath?" And she said, "I'll shower you before you leave. I want you to be fresh when you leave." Sounded good to me!

We took off our clothes, and she directed me to lay on my back. She played with my cock until it got semi-hard, then she slipped a rubber on it and started to suck. She didn't rush the blow job at all -- in fact, she sucked hard and long and brought me to the brink of orgasm before stopping and letting me compose myself, then sucking me again to rock-hard status. She deep-throated while flicking her tongue under the bottom of my shaft. She was an expert at giving blow jobs, unlike most of the Thai women I fucked back in Thailand. Hell, she gave head better than any of the working girls I've fucked back here at home!

After much anticipation on my part, she finally squatted over me and mounted my shaft, reverse cowgirl style. She rode me hard, grinding her pussy over my cock. Not a bad position, but not my favorite. So I put her on all fours and fucked her doggy style. Her pussy wasn't quite as tight as the ones back in Thailand; nevertheless, it felt good and her body had just the right proportions -- not too fat, and not too skinny. Her ass had the right about of jiggle as I slammed my cock in her pussy, slapping her ass, squeezing her tits, and tickling her asshole with my thumb.

As I fucked her, she whispered, "I want to suck your cum out of your dick. You want to cum in my mouth?" Oh yes! It's been too long since I've had a woman suck my cum -- and that's the MOST intense way to orgasm, in my book! I didn't want to hold my cum much more, and I started to fuck her even harder -- Jane's ass jiggling with each stroke -- as I was anxious to feel the rush of her sucking out my cum.

Sure enough, right as I was about to pop my load, Jane stuck my rubbered-up cock in her mouth. As I orgasmed, I let out a loud moan as she sucked hard and long, and literally brought my body to spasms! God this felt great! Jane kept sucking as I collapsed on the bed in sheer ecstasy.

As promised, she cracked my back and gave me a Thai massage. But with less than 20 minutes left to go in this room, she just massaged my back and thighs -- using her forearms and feet. Then, she bathed me, and we talked a little more about Thailand for the rest of the time. She said that she's been living in America for nearly 10 years, since 1994, and that she goes back to Thailand every six months to visit her Isaan family.

Mama-san knocked on the door, telling us that time was up. So we dressed, and I gave her a hug before leaving.

I also promised her that I'll ask for her the next time I come back to this place (and I intend to keep that promise!) Jane was definitely the best American-whore that I've had, and I think being Thai is the reason.

She said, "Thank you. When you come back, just ask for J-Lo. That's what they call me."

One more comment. I hate you!

1) You are already half way to LOS, Cambodia, Vietnam Etc. just by living in Hawaii!
2) You live in a state where prostitution is legal...must admit that I did not know that little tidbit;
3) You have luscious looking locals and a lot of imported asians;
4) It is apparent you are not having to pay your ex any alimony (at least not yet anyway...LOL);
5)Well...WTF...Let's just go back to #1 above.

Just be careful. You may have a lot of mongers wanting to stop by and pay you a visit...ha ha ha!

Report well done. Welcome to CH!

Sandman

LOL, she was Thai! Buddy that was your subconcious making a choice for you!

Sandman,

Yeah, I guess my plane ride to LOS isn't as long as most others'.

But one correction to your comment: Prostitution is NOT legal in Hawaii. In fact, the government is trying to crack down on it, to make this place more "tourist friendly."

We actually also have a "John Law," where it's against the law to solicit a prostitute. Every now and then, some poor guy's name gets mentioned in the newspaper, because he asked an undercover cop posing as a prostitute to have sex with him.

But Hawaii has a major Asian influence. And, so, many of the Asian "recreational" pleasures are prevalent here as well. You just need to know where to look. And most of the working girls in the relaxation centers here actually perform the service first, then ask for the tip after -- supposedly, this is a way around the prostitution law.

That's why I didn't mention the name of the place that I went to. Perhaps I should change my post, and remove direct references to "whore" and "prostitute," huh?

Probably nothing to worry about. Same thing is done almost everywhere. One good one they do in my area is put female undercover police on the streets then publish the johns names after they are arrested. One bright guy asked one during a discussion if she was a cop. She replied no. He got off due to entrapment. Not a bad one to remember.


Just re-read your post and it does say "Illegal" instead of "legal"....damn, and I was beginning to pack my bags....LOL

Sandman,
Things have gotten pretty nasty in Hawaii (really, Oahu) regarding the prostitution crackdown. There used to be dozens of cuties working the street right out in front of the Sheraton Princess Kaualani Hotel, now the odds are if you see someone that looks like a hooker she'll be an undercover cop. The MPs are about the only places left, and by Brasilian standards or LOS standards, the sex at these places is usually pretty lame (covered BJs if you can even get a BJ, no GFE action of any kind). Oahu used to have a decent scene, but not anymore.

That's right...the sex at MPs here is pretty lame. Most times it's such a cold, impersonal experience. Makes you wonder if it would have been a better idea to just jack-off to a good porn, instead of dishing out $200 for a rushed orgasm.

And, yeah, used to be that in Waikiki, the prostitutes would walk right up and solicit you....in front of your own wife and kids! That's how aggressive they were.

But with the law chasing the pros out of Waikiki, all they're doing is causing more and more MPs to sprout up in areas just outside of Waikiki. And, gosh darn, one of my tattoo shops is smack-dab in the middle of this red light district.

By the way, thanks for all the kind words. Hell, writing the memoirs was almost as fun as doing the actual deed!

Guzybear,

Last time I was in Bangkok was about three years ago. Reading your posting flashed me back to memorable time in BKK and stirred my inside to be back in BKK. Thanks for sharing your journey and hope Thailand trip has neutralized what triggered the trip.

Guzybear,

Excellent first report and I'm glad to see the trip went off without a hitch. So you paid a couple extra bucks here and there - sounds like you had a great time!

You won't get any sympathy from me though for your "13-hour grueling flight" If I could make it from New York in 13 hours, I'd go once a month.

I look forward to your next trip report, because nobody ever goes to Thailand just once.

WS

Guzybear, oustanding report, very well written. Thanks for taking the time to share your experience with all of us.