This sight has proved very interesting. My "guide" recommended it to me after seeing some Nogales regulars during one of our stops.

Some guys were expressing their disappointment in being unable to rent a Cadillac on the weekend the auto races were in PHX. One had intended on celebrating his b-day in Nogales.

Having been there once briefly during the day and buying some jewelry and watching my acquaintance pick up some items, I asked what the big deal was.

Now I know! Strip clubs with attractive women who let you grab ass and let both their and your hands roam during lappies. Hummers and screws available in private rooms if you desire...nice!

Still apprehensive about being a gringo crossing the border after hearing many horror stories, I was glad they recommended a website dedicated to strip club mongers...ladies of nogales.

Ben called my cell after an e-mail and I felt comfortable knowing I would have someone who knew the scene showing me the clubs. In my book, the tour was well worth the price for piece of mind. We also never paid a cover and had top level service at the clubs.

Parking across from BK, we walked across and headed to Boliero. A local hassled us the whole way even though we new where we were headed.

A couple average girls provided adequate lappies, and a waitress caught my eye. She looked new and knowing the waitresses have less milage, I was intrigued. The host/waiter called her over, yet I told her no for the moment, wanting to bide my time.

We headed to Lord Black, snagging a couple great asada tacos en route. We passed Placers and he pointed out Fernis...no need to go another street into town IMHO...still being overly cautious.

A couple girls at LB caught my attention, and I rec'd a lap dance that had my soldier come to attention. All worked up I wanted to go back to Boliero and tap the waitress. We get back and someone has her already...not just in the private room, but the VIP area. Damn!

A freaking "10" wearing a green outfit is onstage so I try to hail the waiter to get her. Again someone beat me to it and was off to the VIP with her.

Rushed, I ended up going for a private with Johana? Knowing I take a while, I think I got three tickets. She gave me a nice lap dance, slipped on a jimmy and gave some great head. This was for $30, and got her down to an additional $20 for a screw, telling her I still wished to finish in her mouth. She road me and then switched up and let me pound her from behind. Pumped for all I was worth, then told her to finish with more head. Had to buy more time and get a second condom. Got my nut as they were asking for more time.

Headed to Obsession and felt a rekindling in the loins. A young hottie with nice, real breasts was working me for a private. Knowing I had nutted, taken some pick-me-ups on the drive down, and had a couple mixed drinks, I hesitated.

Going for it, she proceeded to give me a great show. Head intermixed with dry hump lap dancing. Wish I had the bucks and time to screw her proper. Had to get extra time as I was stiff, yet couldn't nut.

Walked out and who is sitting there...my friends who started me on the whole idea of trying this. The asked if I had fun and and I grabbed my girl (who had gained the interest of everyone seated near them). She proceeded to tell them that the gringo had mucho grande package. Always nice to hear that you're well endowed for a white boy...guess she enjoyed herself.

After an excellent sonoran hot dog, it was time to hit the road for the return trip to PHX.

Anxious to return, I hope to find some other strip club conissuers to hang with.