This was my secong trip in a row now with little or no mongering. As everyone on this board knows by now , I have settled in with Da as a permanent partner.This trip things got more serious. I had kind of planned on backing off and resuming my nocturnal activities in the incredible Thailand bar scene but that did not come to pass. For some of you this report may be boring. Very few lurid details. What do you expect from an retired old fart ??? Read on if you still wish.

I landed in LOS after the usual seemingly endless flight. Immigration and customs were a breeze. One of the perks of First Class flight on Thai is they escort you to the Diplomatic immigration desk and then to luggage and customs. No one slows you down. I had baht left over from last trip so no stop at currency exchange. When I got to taxi area I saw Da waiting with her good friend Oh. I had not met Oh before , but she was very attracrive with a great body. It turns out that she is older sister of Mem, the girl from the threesome when I first barfined Da. Mem is in pics and report I previously posted. Will ad a few updates with this story.Would end up spending a lot of time with Oh and Mem partly because Oh has a car and she ended up driving us everywhere. Both are really fun to be with and both are still currently working at Hollywood Carrousel on third floor of NEP. They dance next to each other every night. Sorry I do not know if they are into threesomes with each other. I doubt it though.

Oh drove Da and I to President Solitaire where I had reserved the Platinum Suite. I think this place is the best bargain in BKK. It is a bit more expensive than Onmi but blows it away in terms of what you get for your baht ! Free DSL and wireless internet, 42" Plasma TV and new clean large rooms. The staff were great.The usual salute by security at the elevator etc. I never brought any girl other than Da,Mem, or Oh up to room but the place is definitely guest friendly. Discreetly take girls ID card on way to elevator from what I saw. Since all the door guys knew I was with Da long term, I think they became even more friendly towards me. I spoke Thai and had only one Thai girl so I think I gained some respect from them. You can imagine what these guys must see night after night ! A couple of the door dudes wanted to take me to some " Thai only " night clubs. I could not get away from Da so never made it. Too bad- I have heard some great things about these places. Very cheap but with stunning girls available. AHHH, maybe next time.

My first week was spent in BKK with Da. catching up on lost time for the long 5 months we had been seperated. Believe me we kept busy for several days seemingly non stop. She did have to go to work in Rangsit a couple of days so I did get a chance to roam some. Went back to Eden of course. Marc has 40 girls there now. There are some better looking girls as well. One was named Ying. A taller Issan girl with a smokin hot body.Sorry no pics. She was up to the usual Eden standards in terms of service as well. Spent 2 sessions with her. Great time except the lousy hotel rooms. I think this may really kill Marc's business. Those rooms are tiny with very low ceilings. The air conditioner is right over the bed. You either freeze or sweat with no in between. Really puts you off your game.Also made it to Barons once and Lólita's twice. Monogamy in BKK is not like monogamy here in US !! The nights however were with Da and her friends. All friggin beautiful. Had a great time escorting 3-8 beautiful young poo ying around BKK. Hit all the major clubs in Bkk and left open bottles of Black everywhere. Da has cards to get back in every club in town I think !

After celebrating Da's 23rd birthday-- damn she's getting old already -- I told her I had made plans to meet a friend in Pattaya and could not change reservations. I boogied on to Pattaya for 3 days and hooked up with Bigballs there. He actually arrived on my last night there but we had a great time. Met up at FLB on walking street. He was there already with a Dutch dude he had met on the plane. Had a few drinks- I introduced him to the mamasan Wee. Always gotta hook up with the mamasan if you want good service. Bigballs was a very outgoing and talkative kind of guy-- in a good sense. He was very quick to grab 2 or 3 girls and alternated keeping them on his lap for a little grind action. Definitely not shy with the ladies. I told him I was meeting Epimethious in a few days in BKK and he bust out with " My brother ". He told me to multiply him by ten and that is what I would get when I met Epi. I'm sure BB has been to Pattaya more than once but he said he really did not know the go go clubs there and wanted to go to the best. We started at Electric Blue. Lots of hotties there and nude dancing -- despite APEC.coming the next week. BB sampled a few honies there and we moved on to Living Dolls. They had a great selection and BB fell in love with 2 girls immediately. Had both on his lap and had his hands and fingers in and around all their orifices quickly. He wanted to take both but the one he was most interested in balked at that so he just took her. I thought the one he left behind was even better so I ended up Barfining her after he left. The Dutch dude just was sort of there the whole time and did not really talk or participate in anything. He left when BB left so I split with BB's leftovers- named Bui. She was not beautiful by no means ugly but had a killer body. She was very good in bed though. Great BBBJ and sex was fantastic - she wanted to bareback but I could not do that to Da. Bad enough I was here- if I brought back anything--- wow. She also wanted to stay all night but I was not up for sharing my bed with anyone that night. I got a couple of pics. She may photograph worse than any girl I have ever seen. She was not bad looking at all but looks like a total bowser in pics. I would not even post it except to show her smokin bod. The girl I BF'd from Classroom the night before was similar. She was named Su. Good looking in person but butt ugly in photo. She was tall slender brown skinned with very long hair. Definitely not katoey either for you wise guys who think all tall Thai chicks are katoey. I think the shadows of the flash screw up her features and make her look like walking dead. Believe me she was far from dead. Had a great time with her. The last day I woke up early and had a few hours before my driver came from BKK to get me so I headed to Soi Yodsak. Always a place to have a great time. The girls outside the bars were definitely better looking than they used to be and almost every bar had several doable poo ying. I ended up at good ole King Kong as I was attacked by a very nice looking young girl and was attracted to her. We sat down in the corner and she soon had my dick out giving me a BJ right there in the bar. Several other girls came over and my girl asked me to pick one so we could go upstairs. I did not object as I was a little uncomfortable getting blown in the bar. There were several other dudes sitting around just drinking with no girls attached. I wondered what the fuck they were there for and then realized maybe they get off on watching the action. I did not want to be the days entertainment so I picked a girl with huge tits-- by Thai standards-- and we were off. The room was small with a tiny shower but functional for the purpose. The girls were not up to Eden standards in terms of skill but did a very nice job of everything.My only complaint was when they asked -"- you want to see lesbian ?" Don't fuckin ask-- either do it or not but it sounds too mechanical when they ask.I told them " Up to you ". They laughed and said they would rather do me again. I did not resist.

Photos: Bui 01 02

Photos: Su 03 04

My old friend Khun Tom who drives a limo at Nana hotel came to pick me up and bring me back to BKK. I enjoyed my brief stay in Pattaya and especially meeting Bigballs , but I found that the whole time I was there I was thinking of Da and wishing I was with her . I know it sounds sappy but it is true. I was to find out when I hooked up with Epi that I really could not get into cruising the go gos with any kind of enthusiasm.Damn this was getting serious I guess. Da was waiting for me at President Solitaire and we took up where we left off before Pattaya. I was thrilled to see her again and glad she had not deserted me after my excursion to the dark side.She was smart enough not to ask me what I did in Pattaya. Only wanted to know if I fell in love with anyone. That certainly didn't happen so I was home free.The rest of my stay in BKK was basically like being married or attached to someone. Except for a couple of trips to Eden I remained with Da only. Oh -- I did make one trip to CP2 but as I reported earlier the girls there were horrible and I quickly walked out. What a dissapointment! This place has bottomed out really fast !!

Mem spent a lot of time with us as she does not like working and looks for any excuse not to go in. She loses money each time she fails to show up but I guess it does not bother her. I found out she JUST had her 18th birthday the month before I arrived so I guess that explains why she could not find her ID card on my visit last year when I first met her and Da !! All's well that ends well right ?? She has aThai boyfriend her own age who does not work, have no idea where he gets his money-- probably from Mem.. Her sister Oh also has a Thai boyfriend who I met on many occasions. He is a nice enough guy, but he lets Oh pay for everything whenever they go out. He does not know she works in bar but still lets her use her money for everything. He cheats on her constantly and does not care if she knows it. He tried hitting on Da - she tells me-- but Da hates him . Actually she hates all Thai men and I can see why. She really got screwed over by a Thai dude when she was young.

Anyway Mem and Oh were great to be with - both a lot of fun . I do not know how Oh is sex wise as I never knew her before I met Da, but I can say that Mem is well worth barfining if you run into her at Hollywood. Great body, just a small tuft of hair above her pussy-- natural not shaved- I just love that !! No more threesomes this trip though. I was hoping it might happen when Mem stayed the night several times, but she stayed in the livingroom on the couch. The only time I cursed having a suite.

Photos: Da and Mem 05 06 07

Photos: Mem 08 09

In between nocturnal activities with varying numbers of predominately beautiful Thai poo ying ( all Da's friends --unfortunately with her there ) and an occasional useless Thai dude thrown in, I recieved a text message from Epimethious that he was in town and looking to hook up. I told Da that another friend was in town and he wanted to be shown around Nana Plaza as he was new in Bangkok. She said no problem and went off with her friends. Epi said we would meet up at Mandarin at X hour and I was a bit early so I did some bar hopping. Rainbow II was as usual packed with young girls. Some very attractive. I talked with several but was not going to barfine so I made some quick excuses and changed bars. Platskool had gone downhill since Songkran very little talent here now. Bored chubby girls shuffling their hooves to crappy music. Not my idea of a good time so off to Mandarin. I saw Porker's mystery date dancing on the first floor and sat down to wait for Epi.I was going to call her (? ) over and do some investigative work when I got another text asking where I was. Turns out Epi was on 2nd floor already - he came down to get me and we headed up there. He was already surrounded by 3 girls who were vying for his attention. He pointed out which girls he had already done and which were next. He had them catagorized by what they would do sexually. Very organized monger indeed. Told me he had pics and video of most of them on his famous laptop and invited me to view it someday-- never got the chance unfortunately. We stayed for a while and Epi picked the one he was to molest that night then proceeded to torture the other two for another hour or two. Got more free groping in that time than most mongers pay for LT ! Epi is definitely a piece of work and Bigballs was right. It was him times ten !! The next night we hit Patpong as Epi wanted to show his newbie friend another venue. We started off at King's Corner and we played" Is it he or she " for a while. Epi immediately attracted this big terstosterone laden katoey who was all over him. I thought at first somehow he did not realize what he had , but he qiuckly assured me he was only playing with this dude. I could not hear the conversation with the din of the music but I bet it was priceless. We left and I brought them to King Castle II where I still have many friends. It was packed as usual but the mamasan is my good friend so a table was cleared for us. There were 3 full dancing shifts of young hotties !! There were so many girls they had nowhere to sit- had to keep walking around the bar. What a sight !!Some really fine ass passing by. I still mantain that for poo ying per square foot this is the hottest bar in BKK. Has been over many years now. Epi tried to grab as much ass as he could but there was just too much passing by. One of my old friends, Pa, who used to be a manager was now back dancing again and I was surprised to see her in her bikini on stage. I called her down and barfined her as she was embarrased to be dancing with me there watching. I could tell she was very uncomfortable. She told me that my old girlfriend Joon was dancing again at Safari bar . This shocked me as she had gone back home after we broke up and was back working on her family farm in Udon Thani.Joon and I were together for almost 4 years and she was one of the sweetest girls I had ever met. She wanted to get married and come to US but I just did not think it would work. Joon was a little too dependent for my taste and I did not think she could survive in US without a lot of support from other Thais. She would not get this in my neighborhood unfortunately so I said goodbye. I was not sure I wanted to see her again but Pa said she still constantly asked about me and whether Pa had seen me or not. She wanted to see me again for sure so I decided to see what would happen. I asked Epi if he wanted to try out a totally different king of bar so we went to Safari. It was probably a mistake because as soon as Joon saw me she screamed and ran over crying. I could not pry her arms off me the rest of the night. She kept sobbing every once in a while and I was really getting uncomfortable. Seeing her brought back a lot of fond memories though. She still had a superb body and has always had the softest skin I have ever felt in my life !! It is almost unreal how soft and smooth her body is. Epi was obviously not thrilled with Safari but his friend had attached himself to a young poo ying dancer he thought about barfining. At that point I suggested to Pa and Joon that we go get something to eat and left Epi and his friend . We went to good ole Tip Top Thai restaurant in Patpong. Always an adventure there. Filled with barfined and released short time girls looking for a second score and bewildered Japanese dudes dragged there by their barfines, either before or after whatever they had planned. Somehow I related to Joon that I had found a girl who I was planning on marrying and after a lot of tears finally got things calm enough to leave without worrying about what might happen after I left. By the time I got back to my room it was 3AM and Da was sitting up watching MTV Thailand.This was what I needed. Another emotional scene !! Fortunately she just asked me if my friend had fun and did I take a girl with me for short time. All she had said when I left was to have fun but " ha mee poo ying "-- don't have a girl. I could honestly tell her I did not do short time , but obviously did not tell her what really happened. Being with Epi had saved my bacon that time as I told her we closed all the bars. I told Epi I wanted to take him to dinner so Da could meet him and verify my excuse so the next night Da , Mem, and I met Epi and his newbie friend for dinner at Soi 5 food center. After dinner my harem and I headed off for Hollywood disco and for some reason Epi declined-- going off in search of a massage I believe. That was the final time I saw him but hope to cross paths again. He is a trip to party with.

Da said the time had come for me to meet her father and she wanted me to see her tour bus so we set up an evening in Rangsit with her dad and younger sister.I was not at all looking forward to this as I had found out that I was 7 years older than her father ! ! She told me her dad did not care so off we went. He turned out to be a great guy and we got along well.Spoke NO English though so conversation was not all that easy. My Thai is not quite at fast conversational level. He told me that his daughter told him she loved me and I took good care of her and that was good enough for him. A huge bridge crossed there ! Da's younger sister just turned 18 and is incredibly beautiful ! I spent a lot of time looking at her- hope I was not caught too often.She will never work in a bar so she may never know the pleasure of being with a farang . Maybe Da can turn her against Thai dudes but I doubt it. She is a typical Thai teenager. Da pays her to work in the office to keep her busy and off the streets.I know Da will never let her even get close to a bar. She would kill her first I think. The tour bus turns out to be one of those huge ass busses you see hauling arounfd the Hong Kong tourists. Da bought it used but even so I was impressed. Quite an enterprising 23 yo girl !! She actually asked me to quit my job and move to Thailand now. I told her I could not practice medicine in Thailand. She said no problem I could run her company . I appreciated the thought but plan on living a little more extravagently when I move there. I told her to wait until I got my finances in better order. It will not come too soon for me believe me.

I did find out as Drewwho pointed out in previous posts that buying a ring for a Thai girl definitely has more meaning than just a ring. Da told me that as far as she is concerned that we are already married because I put the ring on her finger. The thought truly never crossed my mind when I did it, but now I know why she insisted on a gold ring and why I had to put it on her finger ! As I have said before-- far worse things have happened to me in the past and it cannot be too bad to be stuck with a girl like this.

I appologize for rambling and to anyone who is still awake enough to be finishing this report, I congratulate you on your patience ! I wanted to post something about my trip to repay those who have posted much more entertaining reports than mine. I used to have trips like those of Porker and Blazers and Wallstreet et al -- well maybe not Blazers-- but those days are over. This may well turn out to be my retirement speech!

Maybe I'll stick around as the old grizzly vet who is constantly saying--" well in my time son" then spinning wild tales of the good ole days !!!

Does Hombre give out Gold Condoms to the retirees ??

Jer gan mai Khun Mor

If you're bored with pics of Da do not open . If not enjoy, I know I do !!!!

Photos: Da 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23

Good luck buddy. I see you are happy breaking Moondog's 3X rule.

OH

Hey great report. Da is delicious. I especially loved that shot of Da in the kitchen. Nothing looks sexier on a woman than an apron (ok ok, I confess that Aunt Bea did it for me). Got anymore culinary delights for us KM?

Thanks for the report. I hope that your relationship with Da continues to bring you happiness (Gosh! Did I just say the “R” word?) In light of the fact that your world is evolving I also hope that you remain a member of this community. The depth of your knowledge of the Thai people combined with your excellent wit has made you one of my favorite contributors.


McDIJJ

That was a good report, Thanks!

Best of luck! I hope you'll continue to be an active member here considering your knowledge and insight is always valued. And you never know... you may come back from retirement before long.

Hope you stick around and continue to hang w/ us here. No one else knows the major Thai holidays like you. Anyway, congrats to the two of you.

Considering her folks have money and she has light skin.....she is either Chinese-Thai or a mix of Chinese and Thai blood with mostly Chinese blood.....either way she is very beautiful and guys giving her 6's should have their heads examined. My question of her ethnicity comes to be because most Chinese who live in THailand want their daughters ONLY to marry other Thais with Chinese ancestry or a mix at the minimum. Wondering if you have met the parents yet and how it was like. If you have not met them yet...be ready for a ride. While I hope the best for you, you are not out of the woods yet. BTW, the best place to buy phone cards to call Thailand is Ranch 99 Markets.

Wow, Da is gorgeous. I'm very envious Khun!

Thanks to all for the comments.
Blazers-- she is pure Issan, No Chinese blood. Have not met her mom , but as report states I had dinner with her dad. He is darker skinned and definitely not Chinese. We got along fine . He had no problems with my being with his daughter even though I am 7 years older than he is !! Do not know where her lighter skin comes from , but she definitely browns up a bit when she goes back home to Chaiyapoom.

Merlin-- Speaking of holidays everyone in Thailand needs to remember Dec 5th is King's Birthday . No bars open for sure.

And for Don Gringo's Aunt Bea fetish -- a little more kitchen porn !

mmmmmmm....Da certainly knows her way around a paring knife. Got any pics with a frying pan?

Khun Mor,

This could not have happened to a nicer guy. Your reports/posts have always showed a very giving nature and I'm sure that's how you live your life. You deserve the best and it looks like that's what you got.

Good luck to the two of you and I look forward to your next trip report.

WS

My former wingman.... all those nights we spent in the bars...hanging up his wings. But damn she's hot! Reading this report about your "harem" had me holding my head with my hands, sobbing heavily. Someday my dark clouds shall pass.

She really looks like marriage material in the pics. Like I said a long time ago "Why don't you just marry her KM?" I guess I have to start shopping for wedding gifts now(sorry to be pushy KM ).

(Message edited by dickjohnson on December 01, 2003)

Congratulations KM. Da is a beautiful girl.
You seem very content in your writings.
I am happy for you.

Best Wishes!

Max

Thanks again to everyone for all the best wishes and compliments to Da. I agree she is hot. You need to see her in person to realize just how hot she is. I think Epi will agree if he is still lurking around here since he got a chance to meet her. Have not heard from him in a while in these parts.

Murasaki-- As I said in report, monogamy in Thailand is not quite the same as here in US.Many opportunities for a little on the side. The main course generally keeps me busy enough. I still remember I tried to steer you towards barfining Da when I left LOS after the first time I met her. I'm glad you two never hooked up-- just luck obviously.
I did get you in touch with Ya -- that is worth something. Actually from a purely sexual standpoint, Ya is incredible. Not sure I have had a better sex partner on a consistent basis. She is too hot. Da more subdued and much more mature. Since I am retired I will pass Ya on to you. Let me know when you are going again -- I will hook you up with her since she is also retired from bar scene.

Dongringo
Sorry no frying pans. If you look close at the last Aunt Bea pic there is a handle of a frying pan in the picture. I plan on returning in Feb- March. I will be sure to get a few more kitchen porn pics !! LOL

DJ
We are registered at Nieman Marcus.

That Damn Dg has the weirdest fetishes. hard to keep the lad entertained...ha ha ha.

Best of luck to you KM. She is a beauty; Sounds like a sweetheart; and must be absolutely in love with your ass.....and a Thai girl to boot!

Better buy a lottery ticket cause your luck is running real good right now!

Ciao,

Sandman

Sandman
Dg may have a wierd fetish but it is a turn on to see a hot chick in the kitchen takin care of you. Have more than once been turned on enough to come up from behind and start some hot "kitchen love". Breakfast gets a little burnt but definitely worth it.

BTW If you want to talk about luck, this honey has not only never asked me for a dime I just recieved a package via express mail from her- cost 950 baht just in postage. Sent me a designer wallet-- she saw my grubby old one-- and actually sent my Thai daughter a designer purse !! Real --not Thai knockoffs! How many ex BGs would do this ?? Think I'll keep her.

As well you should and display it (wallet)proudly when you see her.

I like the kitchen love too especially when they are cooking in nothing but an apron.....!

Best of luck to ya buddy!