Massages, Massages, Massages

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By Merlin on Monday, December 01, 2003 - 08:38 pm:  Edit

Hitting the Massages

After touching down in LOS and dropping off the luggage, I made a beeline to New Cleopatra for a nice soapy massage before the flight. Personal note, the cabbie told me that Ratchada has very bad traffic from 1pm to 4pm, some cabbies wouldn’t even go there at that time, he suggested that I try a massage on Petchaburi road. I dismissed his advice thinking he’s in it for the commission (Mona Lisa, Jayone and Cupidity are notorious for overcharging to pay their cabbie commissions). So, we went to New Cleopatra, but it was closed! And it was only 2pm, the cleaning lady said the Cleopata was now being told to open at 6pm ---“Vely Stlict Police”. So, in totally bummed state, I go back to the taxi, intending to head back to NANA. But wouldn’t you know it, as we’re driving, I discover that the cabbie turns out to be a fellow womanizer. He enthusiastically tells me we can go to Cupidity now. But when I told him that I heard the massages are opening at 6pm, he just smiles a big grin and mumbles my favorite Thai expression: “Mai Pen Lai”.

As we arrived at Cupidity, it appeared closed and my heart sunk. The cabbie keeps smiling and talks to a security guard, and then tells me to go inside. As I go in through a side entrance, the place is empty, the fish bowl is darkened and devoid of life. Then the mamasan comes out of nowhere and takes my hand and leads me to a backroom, no lights in the hall way. As she opens the door, I see ten totally decked out babes all eagerly eyeing me. Three or four of them were seriously doable. After surveying the room, I chose the cutest “puppy” of the litter and the one most animated, plus she looked photogenic enough for my mission. Absolute stunner named Kahn with a body to die for. The Mamasan peels me away from my new love and tells me that Khan meet me in room upstairs. So, we get in the elevator of a 17 floor building, and she takes me to the 7th floor. As we go up the elevator, she confirms that most soapys are being forced to open at 6pm nowadays. I found out later that some massages still open at 2pm (JayOne, Mona Lisa, Ankara, CPII), I guess these others paid their bribes on time. Anyway, the halls are still darkened, but she randomly chooses one “VIP suite” and tells me to wait. When I asked her if this is ok to be here before 6pm, she laughs and says to me, “we have 17 floors, police cannot find you, don’t worry.” Wow, gotta love the Thai ingenuity, what a great idea, playing hide the punter with the police.

After a few minutes, Khan comes in looking even more absolutely ravishing close-up. This girl was hot – beautiful face with a killer body. A fine Chang Rai girl specimen with light skin and Asian features. Some of the best tittles I’ve seen in awhile.

This girl performed the soapy like no other massage girl has done before, rubbing me every which way and utilizing those luscious tits as massage rollers. Sex was quite exhilarating with this girl because she was so damned hot. Popped one after 10 or 15 minutes, even though she used those horrible industrial strength rubbers that seemed to be made out of discarded dishwashing gloves. Overall, this girl deserved a 9.5 for looks, a 9 for sex, and a 10 for her soapy technique.

When we finished, the challenge to have her disrobe began. All though the massage, bath and session I must have used every Thai compliment I could find. I even gave her two gifts, chocolate and some floral panties. At first, she let me photograph her just with the clothes and wouldn’t budge for a nudie pic. I persisted with the compliments, but no go. After a few minutes, it was fast approaching time to leave, we then started conversing about Chang Rai and how dearly I wanted to visit there. This got her a bit animated, and then she started telling me her dad was a guide and to look him up when I go. After a few more minutes of talking about this, I asked her again. A long silence as she stared into my eyes. “OK, just one photo”. I couldn’t believe what I was hearing from this girl, the perfect 10 goddess just authorized my first mission “success”.

Photos: Khan 01 02 03

(Message edited by merlin on December 01, 2003)

By Don Marco on Monday, December 01, 2003 - 09:05 pm:  Edit

Merlin,
Best of luck-- you've already entertained me thus far and I haven't even seen a pic yet (hey I'm easy). You may want to try thai whiskey to loosen them up :-)

Happy trails.

By Thaimarauder on Tuesday, December 02, 2003 - 03:02 pm:  Edit

Yes Don Marco, this promises to be an excellent report! Thanks Merlin.

By Bkkguru on Wednesday, December 03, 2003 - 04:33 pm:  Edit

Merlin,
Question:
How much did you pay Khan at Cupidity? Do you think they would have let you in without the cabbie?

Was your massage room clean? Thanks!

By Merlin on Wednesday, December 03, 2003 - 06:40 pm:  Edit

Thanks for the kind words guys.

Bkk, I don't recall exactly but I believe I paid 3200. I believe they would have taken me even without a cabbie b/c I saw some guys walking in as I was leaving. The rooms were very clean and nice, Cupidity is one of the nicer Petchaburi massages.

By Ixtoc on Thursday, December 04, 2003 - 11:25 am:  Edit

Nice work Merlin!

Gorgeous shot of her chest.

Remember, persistence overcomes resistence every time!

By N8guy on Sunday, January 04, 2004 - 09:32 am:  Edit

wow, merlin. khan is probably one of the most beautiful gals i've seen on this board!!!

By Merlin on Monday, January 05, 2004 - 01:47 pm:  Edit

N8 guy, I looked for Khan yesterday, but she's no longer there :-( But plenty of other lookers at the massages.

By Mickyd on Sunday, November 07, 2004 - 12:19 am:  Edit

What a beautiful girl. Thanks for all the hard work getting these pictures.


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