I never can remember which place is which by name. "Sabi something or other". They are all kind of the same. I went into the first one, maybe it was Saibiland, and quickly scanned the fishbowl only to determine the selection was abysmal. There were 20 women and not one that even slightly appealed to me. I turned right around and walked strait back out the door. A block away was another "sabi something or other" soapy place, Sabidee I think, so I went in there. The selection was poor as well but I saw a few that may be passable so I sat down and had a beer and after much consideration I decided on #114 who was really the only one that even appealed much to me at all. I think these places were trying to have a lot of large breasted women but all they wound up with was a bunch of fat women. Not my taste. The deal was 700 baht paid to the house up front for the massage and then negotiate with the lady for anything else. In July it was 1500 baht all inclusive paid to the house but I suspect they change when the pressure is on since negotiating with the lady makes her the criminal selling sex rather then the house owner. In the room she asked for 2000 baht! LOL, In her dreams maybe. I figured if I paid 1500 baht total before and this time it was 700 baht to the house, then she ought to get about 800 baht this time so that is what I offered. She acted a little offended but so what. She came down to 1500 baht and I said 1000 or else I just get the massage. She agreed. Still too much and at that price no tip for her.
She filled the tub and we got in and she commenced to rubbing her body all over me that wonderful way they do. I really love it when they grind there pubic bone into you just right and she was doing a really good job. I think we spent almost half an hour in the tub with her rubbing her body all over me in every way imaginable and a few ways I had not previously imagined. Then she soaped up the air mattress and we proceed to slip and slide every which way on that too. It feels really good when they are rubbing those soaped up titties all over your body, but it was when she was squatting and grinding her pussy all over me that I enjoyed the best. We then rinsed off the suds and she toweled me off and we jumped in bed and just kissed and fondled for a while. She was a very good kisser and she also was very into the whole sniffing thing they do. I kind of get off on that too for some reason. I sucked on and played with her titties and fondled and looked at her pussy. Then she gave a very good BBBJ. She did a really good job. Not the most skilled ever but a very good effort. I would have done her bareback for sex too but that unfortunately was not an option. I used one of the Columbian plastic condoms I had brought with me rather than the one she offered and she was OK with this but couldn’t get it on by herself. I had to help. Columbian plastic condoms can be complicated to operate.
She jumped on top and rode me cowgirl style for a while. Girls never can seem to get the rhythm right for me though and she was no exception. She was very tight. Absolutely outstanding pussy tone. After a while I tired of her riding me and I put her doggy style which she submissively accepted. I rode her doggy for a while and then flipped her over put a pillow under her ass and spread her legs as far as they would go. The perfect position. That’s my favorite position because I can get that really deep penetration where her pussy is fully wrapped around the base of my cock and we are perfectly interlocked. I proceeded to ram it into her as hard as I could. I think I was maybe a little big for her being as tight as she was but unlike Mexican girls, Thai girls do not complain about it being to big. They just take all the dick you have for them and are ready for more. It took me a while to finish and I was working up quite a sweat but when I did finish it was extra good due to the exceptionally tight pussy. I really got lucky with that since you can never tell by looking at the girl if the pussy will be tight or not.
Afterwards we kissed again for a while and I ask if I could take a picture. She said only after she was dressed
We bathed once more and she toweled me off and then toweled her self off. She helped me dress which was really nice. I love the little things Thai girls do to take care of you like that. I've never had a Mexican woman squat down on the floor and put my socks and shoes on my feet for me. I tried to get a picture of her at least wrapped in her towel but she insisted on dressing and fixing her makeup first. We kissed again and I paid her the 1000 baht I had agreed to. No tip because I had already paid 1700 Baht for the session bye then but normally I would have tipped such good performance. She walked me out holding hands with me, gave me another kiss in the lobby and was very sweet as I left. Was it worth 1700 Baht? I'm not sure, but she was good to me and I very much enjoyed the session. I left with a big smile on my face. Photo: Sabai Dee
Next I jumped on a baht bus headed south and ran down to Walking Street in search of places that were "showing". I first proceeded to stick my head in each go go and take a look around to get a good feel for the action.
Hooties had a pretty good lesbian show and a number of full nude and topless dancers. I stayed around there for quite a while and had a number of beers. It was pretty happening there. Then I wandered around some more. Went in Club Electric Blue where the had a lesbian show where the girls in bikinis got all oiled up and squirmed around on each other. That kept me amused for a while but after the show they went to non nude dancing. I finished my beer and wandered away in search of more.
Next I went to Marylyn’s which was certainly the sickest most disgusting place in town. Just my style. They had a number of dancers in g string bikinis and a couple of topless ones but then they have a girl that has about 50 feet of yarn shoved up her twat and another girl starts pulling it out and hands it to someone in the audience to start pulling out. That girl was reasonably cute but then some ugly girls come out and start smoking cigarettes with there pussies and such. Not the most arousing thing in the world but certainly entertaining for a while anyway. They went on to perform some rather horrific abuse of live frogs and goldfish which like every thing else in the bar, they shoved in there pussies. ;) They used blowguns shoved in there pussies to shoot darts at balloons held by customers across the bar. They were quite accurate with the blow guns. One girl shoved a sharpie magic marker in her pussy and wrote my name by squatting over a piece of paper A girl did the old magicians trick where the endless string of hankies is pulled from the pocket but of course that came, not from a pocket, but from her pussy as well. The whole show was really quite disgusting. I enjoyed it immensely.
Once I figured I would stick around for a little while I bought a lady drink for a non performing "normal" dancer on the basis that she was really friendly and was cuddling with me really good. She wasn't the prettiest girl in the bar by far but often I chose that type because I usually have the most fun that way. My taste in women is quite diverse and probably quite different from most mongers. The fun factor is always far more important than appearance. My only consistent requirement is I like very short petite women. After a while of this girl being all cuddly and rubbing all over me, my dick was very hard and I figured she was good enough for a short time session.
I forget what the barfine was. I was pretty drunk by then. I just paid my tab and we left together. On the way back we passed by a beer bar where she used to work at on the end of Soi 13 where my hotel was. All the girls there got all excited seeing there friend and they seemed quite friendly so I stopped there and had a beer and let her visit for a minute. The mamasan and other girls kept me entertained and I had fun. I really like the beer bars. We then went to my hotel and just made out and kissed for a while. Another really good kisser. Even thought she wasn't the most beautiful girl in the bar, I had made a very good choice. She was very passionate. I filled the tub with a nice warm bubble bath and at first she was shy but I was able to pressure her into getting into the tub with me with out to much trouble. In the tub we continued to make out and although she didn’t have all the fancy moves like the soapy girl did, she was much more passionate and what she did do seemed much more real. After a while I had her sitting on my lap and I kind of arched my back to lift her out of the water and just grabbed her ass and pulled her pussy towards my face. I wasn't really doing anything but playing around but she surprised me by going for a 69 style BBBJ in the tub. The position was a little awkward but I did manage to hold it for a while to let he go somewhere with what she was doing. Once I tired, I sat her on my lap and fondled her pussy below the water. It was very wet, and not from the bath water.
We got out. She toweled me off and then herself and we went to the bed and continued to make out and then she picked up where she left off with the BBBJ and did a very good job. I would have done her bareback too but she insisted on a condom. This time I broke out one of the "female condoms". She had never seen one before but after I pantomimed a brief demo and assured her it was the newest American technology (it's neither new or American) she was satisfied and let me stick it inside her. I took that opportunity to just toy around with her pussy for a while. Sometimes I like to just spread it open and look at it and play around with the pussy lips. Just play with it a little. Once I got around to inserting the "female condom" I put her fingers down so she could feel she was covered everywhere. When I was ready to enter her I went strait to my favorite position. With a pillow under her ass so that whole pelvic region is elevated and positioned for maximum penetration. I slowly worked it in and was very happy to find my second extremely tight pussy of the night. The female condoms look weird as hell but feel very natural and I was getting the full sensation of this really tight pussy. I was ramming it in her that way for a while and then I flipped her over and did her doggy for a while. When I tired of that I went back to my favorite position with the pillow under her ass again. I had already cum once and it took me quite a while to get off. I'm sure I put some hard mileage on that tight little pussy but she took it like a trouper and was still ready for more.
When I finally finished I took the condom out for her and then we cuddled and kissed some more. She showered, and then I kicked her out politely by saying I had to meet some friends for a few drinks later that night. She was working very hard to sell me on an overnight session and I could see butterfly problems brewing again already. The greatest vexation of my soul in Thailand is the dread butterfly issue. I think I naturally tend to chose women who are even worse than usual in regards to that issue. I paid her 1,000 baht. We hadn't discussed payment up front but I think 1,000 baht for a ST session was more than fair. She acted a little disappointed but accepted it with no argument. I then kissed her and sent her out the door.
Photo: Girl from Marylyn's
I dressed again. Circled around the block the other way to head back to Walking Street on a parallel street until I was past her bar and then went back to trolling for bars that were "showing". Carousel a Go Go had a couple of full nude dancers so I stayed there for a while and bought a lady drink for one of the dancers. She was very beautiful and nice but just didn't have the personality of the girl I had just done. She failed the dick hard test. Before I left they had a nice little lesbian show. The girls had on g-strings and tops but they did a nice job rubbing all over each other. That did pass the dick hard test where as the girl I had just bought the lady drink for failed. I set off in search of quick relief.
I wandered away from Walking street over to Golden Girls BJ bar. There was one really cute young girl with glasses I really wanted but she was drinking with some Ausie guy and didn’t seem like she would be free for a while. I grabbed a slightly older only OK looking woman and ask if she wanted to go upstairs. (BTW I very carefully evaluated that she was really female, she was) I think it was 300 baht, I don’t remember, I was pretty hammered by then. We went upstairs and I was the only guy up there. There was a woman doing some kind of paperwork behind the bar but she was busy and oblivious to the surroundings. I sat at the bar dropped my pants to my ankles and the girl climbed underneath the bar and went to work. I was just sitting there at the bar drinking my beer and watching really bad porn on TV while the girl was under the bar just working on my cock with everything she had. She was doing really good. Incredible talent. All bareback of course. She licked my nuts, gently sucked them. Worked my cock in every way imaginable. Deep throated it to some degree and made little choking noises. It was awesome. I had already came twice and was very drunk by then as well so I could not get off. The girl had probably been working it for 45 minutes and although it was one of the best blow jobs I ever had in my life, it was clear I was not going to get off that way and was beginning to feel a little sorry for the girl because she was really putting her heart and soul into that blow job. So I let her suck on my nuts while I jacked off. When I was about to cum I stuck my dick back in her mouth and she took the first shot in the mouth then pulled away and took the second and third shot in the face. She had a trash can and tissue ready and she spit it out, wiped her face, and cleaned me up. I gave her a 300 baht tip which was probably too much but she really worked hard for it so I felt she deserved it. Afterwards she sat with me at the bar, back down stairs and we talked a little. She didn't speak really good English but she knew more then the average bargirl and was able to communicate at a slightly higher level. She was really a nice lady. Very friendly. Just earning a living trying to support her two kids. I left there very satisfied.
Last time I was in Pattaya I had the most fun with the beer bar girls and that was the venue I was saving to choose my overnight girl from. I had butterfly problems in soi 7-8 beer bars last time I was in Pattaya and really didn't want to risk having two particular girls find out I was back in town. So since I hadn't spent any time up at soi 2 beer bar complex last time I figured that was the place to go trolling. I hopped a baht bus and headed north. They had a really good live band in one of the bars so I went in there and was just drinking a beer and watching the band when a lady came over and set down and started talking to me. I wasn't really ready to choose a girl yet and probably wouldn't have chosen her anyway but she spoke decent English and was kind of funny so I bought her a drink just to have someone to talk to. I wasn't even sure she was a regular bargirl, she could easily have been a mamasan for all I know. I was really just interested in the live band at that point. At one point someone walked into the bar with a live baby elephant. You don't see that in TJ, or if you do, maybe you had way too much to drink. I was shitfaced by then but I'm sure there was really a live elephant in the bar. I pounded down a few more beers and talked to the lady. She was really rather nice and had more depth of personality than your average bar girl so I was having fun with her. She was almost as shitfaced drunk as I was too, even without the lady drink I bought her, so we were kind of on the same level. Before long it was 2:00am. The beer bars all still stay open as long as there are customers but the lights went off and the band stopped playing. I chatted with the woman a little more and figured what the heck, she was a little older than usual but she was really fun and still quite cute and petite which is my thing so I ask her to my room. She seemed really fun. She of course agreed. I paid barfine even though it was 2:15am. I was drunk and not thinking strait or else I would have tried to get her to meet me down the street or something. (Unless she really was the mamasan in which case that might not have worked) No problem though, barfine is cheap at beer bars. We hopped the baht bus back south towards my hotel.
In the room we were both in kind of a giddy drunk type of mood. Falling all over each other and both of us seriously impaired. She stripped down almost immediately throwing here clothes randomly around the room. For a little bit older woman (32 believe it or not) she had perfect smallish perky titties without even the slightest sag. I complimented her on that and she said "no baby". Not quite the spinner I usually go for but a nice tight body in really good shape. I said lets take a bubble bath and she said "to shy" although she was standing in the middle of my room completely naked with the lights on. Why do all these girls act so shy and put up so much resistance to showering or bathing with me but don't have the slightest problem letting me fuck there brains out 5 minutes later. I never understood that. She was way to drunk to put up much defense though. A little prodding had her in a tub full of suds in no time. In the tub was an incredibly intoxicated version of the earlier soapy girl's slip and slide or the ST girls bath tub passion. Only we were mainly just very drunk, very slippery, and very amorous. I'm sure it looked quite comical but it was really allot of fun. We were both just having the most playful fun time. Fortunately they had a drain in the bathroom floor or we would have flooded out the downstairs rooms.
In bed we just kind of rolled around some more. She was really getting to the point she was seriously slurring her words and having trouble holding her head up so I didn't push for a blow job. I was kind of a little afraid she might puke. I whipped out another of those female condoms. She was very suspicious of it and had never seen one before so even in here drunken state she pulled out some crappy Thai latex condoms she had in her purse. I insisted on the female condom and got her to look at one as I demonstrated how it worked by sticking it through a circle of my thumb and forefinger. She was laughing almost hysterically at the large size of a female condom and she said it was too big for her and must be only for falung women because it would never fit Thai women. I busted up laughing after that remark but I kept insisting we use it instead of a regular latex condom and finally she relented and let me put it in her. As I was putting it in I could tell she was very tight. My third super tight pussy of the evening. I had struck gold that night as far as tight pussies went. Even by Thai standards all three were exceptional. I got her in "the position” with her ass on a pillow and her hips thrust upwards, legs wide apart, and started slipping it in. She really was fantastically tight. Nothing to fancy this time, I just started slowly at first and then started pounding her. It was feeling really good but as drunk as I was and having cum 3 times already earlier I could tell there was no way I was going to finish. I just pounded it hard and deep for a good long time until I was out of breath and out of energy. She really was to drunk to participate much at that point and by then it was almost 4:00am in the morning. My minibus would be at my hotel at 7:30am so I put in a wakeup call for 6:30am and turned out the lights. We were both out almost instantly in each others arms. She didn't even shower after sex. Unheard of for a Thai girl. She was really drunk.
The wakeup call came all to soon but I knew I had to get up. Still it's was hard to ignore the fact that I had awakened with a raging hardon, a naked girl cuddling next to me and unfinished business from the night before. She was still half asleep but she was very compliant as I turned on a lamp, grabbed another female condom, gave it a good shot of Astroglide and put it inside her. In just a couple of hours I had sobered up a bit and and she still felt just as tight as the night before. It still took a while to finish but I had no problem this time. She felt really good.
By then it was almost 7:00am and my minibus was supposed to arrive in 30 minutes. My lady scurried off to the shower and I started running around packing. She got out and started dressing. By the time she was dressed it was almost 7:20. I gave her 1200 baht which she accepted without looking at it, we kissed and I walked her to the door. When she reached the elevator I waved goodbye and went back to frantically trying to get ready in time for my minibus.
Photo: Soi 2 Beer Bar