On my first trip to Angeles, I couldn’t help but think that I was going to be absolutely bored on the down time of the trip when you’re just plain tired of fucking. Most of these girls speak a lot less English than your average local Filipina because they are from the deepest parts of rural provinces. As a result, they are fun to play with and fuck but not much on the way of conversation. So what do you do during the day or downtime of your trip.

A. SHOPPING: There are some good shopping values on a few specific items that you might not normally find in other countries. If you are a pool player, there are several shops on Fields Ave. that will make you custom pool sticks with a carry case for about 2,000 pisos. The sticks might be more expensive if you get it laced with mother of pearl or other elaborate designs. Milos is a shop that is extremely popular but there are several others and they’re probably owned by the same guy. Another good buy are knock off jerseys from every major sport. They even have old school jerseys now and all jerseys look very authentic and are 800 pisos. If you give them a color picture front/back of what jersey you want, they can design it and ship it to you for an additional 800 pisos. Most shops already have jerseys available but they might not be your size or team. One shop had several New Orleans Jazz Maravich Jerseys and Harlem Globetrotters Curly Neil and Medowlark Lemon. There are two shops on Fields Ave. that do this service. The best overall value is buying custom made shoes and boots at the leather shop next to Cambodia Club. They have some unreal boots with several styles and they are custom made to fit your feet. I bought low-cut motorcycle boots and slip on leather bottom sandals for 2,000 pisos total. You can buy leather or cobra skin. They also sell custom leather jackets, belts and dress shoes. The designs on the dress shoes are not to my liking but the boots are excellent.

B. MASSAGE: There is a Japanese water massage place on Fields just before you get to MacCarthur Blvd that will give you a massage for about 300 pisos. The quality of the massage is nowhere near Thailand but it is good enough to relax you. Don’t expect a soapie massage or extra services, although I am sure it can be negotiated. Most of the women that work here are not very attractive anyways but they do a decent job at cleaning you up and giving a light massage;

C. POOL PARTY: Good idea to round a couple of girls up and txt them for a pool party. The Clarkton and Hana Hotel are ideal places for pool parties because the pools are big and the atmosphere quiet. These girls live in confined places with no a/c and will jump at the thought of swimming for the day with their friends. This will usually lead to some hanky panky in the bedroom later but sometimes its fun just to hang out with a bunch of hotties and drink some cocktails for the afternoon. It’s better to find a girl who also has hot friends as many of the hot girls like to have a group of fuglies to support and have around for ego reasons.

D. GROOMING: You can get a shave for about 50 pisos. I recommend the barber on Santos street near Blow Row or the Barber on the corner of MacCarthur and Fields. It’s also a good idea to get a facial cleanse after getting a shave for the first time as the shaves are very close and will open your pores up which can lead to acne or other maladies due to the impurities in the air and sweat. Don’t pay more than 200 pisos for a facial(not the billyboy kind). It’s also a good idea to get a manicure and pedicure....you can get them both for about 100 pisos total. It’s also fun to get spoiled with some spa treatment because many of the bargirls will be there and I have had short time sessions with girls that I met at the beauty salon.

E. GYM: Good idea to get your body back in tune while on your trip as exercise will usually put your body clock back on course and you will have longer sessions with your honeyko. The problem is that outdoor exercise is impossible because there are no good places to run. The gyms in AC are of low grade quality and don’t expect any modern eliptical machines, stationary bikes or stairmaster. The do have a decent gym on Perimeter Road near the Friendship Bridge called Ironworks Gym. The gym does not have AC but they have some Nautilus machines and good sets of weights. It’s 50 pisos a day to work out and you get discounts for longer stays. You get there by taking a jeepney towards the perimeter bars until the jeepney makes a left turn at the friendship bridge area.. Get out there and you will see the gym about 200 feet away.

Any chance for a pool party at Orchid?

The Orchid pool is small and so is the surrounding yard...Also not fun to have all the Aussies sitting at the cafe watching your every move.

One other thing that is not a bad idea is going to the movies at Nepo Mall or the big mall in San Fernando. I realize that the last thing you want to do on a monger vacation is see a movie but some guys end up with the same girl and you need a break from fucking after a week. The movies are getting more and more current but you might get movies already on DVD in the US. The movies are very cheap from what I can remember and the girls love a break from the heat once in a while.

Touch of Class and Emotions, the first bars on the fringe of the Perimeter bars, open at 10 AM. Touch of Class had 30+ girls yesterday, and I thought that at least MINE (Joy) was a hottie!

Emotions was my favorite spot. Probably because I liked someone there but that's aways a good reason. I met a really nice regular there who is Dutch and now lives in AC with his local wife. He had some good stories about some of the places that he has lived in. The whole place was kind of low keyed.

Joy is the 3-holer girl in my pics.....I hope you used a condom with her...dont want to catch anything....

WHOA!!! And I was bummed about the idea of going back there because I didn't wanna do a repeat, even though she was super accomodating. Now it's mandatory! Thanks for the inside info. I thought she was really cute, and I liked her braces.