VII. The Bar Scene

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By Blazers on Friday, December 05, 2003 - 08:09 pm:  Edit

AC has enough bars that you could go to every bar on every day and still see girls you had not seen before. The bars are separated into three main areas and there are different type of workers at each bar. I will give you a general description of each bar and the girls but realize that the bars changed hands constantly and the girls come and go at will.

A. Working Girls: There are different types of girls that work at the various bars and you have to approach each a little different. The first type of girl is a GRO(Guest Relation Officer). These girls are not in a uniform and are just there for lady drinks and hang out at the bar. They are sometimes in street clothes but they are always able to barfine. Another type of girl is a waitress. They are in more reserved outfits but they are almost always barfineable. There are also dancers and you can barfine them but they are usually not as cute as the waitress or door girls. Another type of girl is a door girl and door girls usually alternate as waitress’ and can normally be barfined.

B. Cherry Girls: You will start to find out soon enough that some of the hottest girls in the bars are cherry girls or virgins. Most are genuine virgins and you may be able to bust their cherry for a fee or the girl may want to give up it up to you for free if they like you or think that you are the one. There are also many fake cherry girls who come in different forms. Some have Pinoy boyfriends who can bear the thought of them fucking superior Americans. Some of them say that they are cherry because they don’t want to be barfined or they don’t like you. Either way, assume that girls that say they are cherry are just that. Don’t expect much from them if you barfine them. Some will let you eat them out or will give you a BJ, but you must ask them this beforehand as Filipinas don’t like giving head for the most part. Other girls only want you to take them barhopping and not stay the night with you...this is a sure thing that she is a fictional cherry with a worthless Pinoy bf.

C. Pick Up Disco: The only real freelance disco is Pick Up Disco which is near the Sphinx Bar and around the corner from Orchid Inn. This bar has a lot of girls on their night off and a lot of couples. The bar is stunningly beautiful, especially considering it was built in the Philippines. I don’t normally see too many freelancers but many guys bring their barfine here and the girls meet their friends there that are not working at a bar. These girls are fair game if you can get them home. There is normally a live band or some kind of dance show. There are three floors and I like to take the girls to the top floor to get some privacy and maybe some action. It’s more of a place to take your barfine to do some dancing with you and maybe some of her friends. The one night I do not recommend coming here is Tuesday Night. They call it ladies night but it is really a bunch of bargirls with their Filipino boyfriends...and guess whose paying. Nothing but angry locals and the floor show is a bunch of half-naked Filpino guys doing some sort of Solid Gold dance routine bullshit. You wont find a monger or a willing Filipina in the entire place.

D. Blow Row- There is a dirt road on Santos Street that has nothing but shacks on both sides of the road. Each place has a small patio where you can have a 25 piso beer and watch the world go by. The girls here are more aggressive and will try to get you to go to the short time rooms for a BJ. These girls are proficient at giving BJ’s which is a welcome thought because most of the girls in the PI have no clue how to give a proper BJ. The places are old and worn and the rooms are usually the rooms of the workers and are unbecoming. Best thing to do is to get a girl to go to your hotel for a few hours. The cost is always 500 pisos and it includes sex. Give her a tip based on performance but nothing over 200 pisos. Not all the girls will let you cum in their mouth but most want to fuck without a condom. Many of the AC stars started out giving BJ’s at Santos. Most of the girls are not high in the looks department and some are cherry girls and can only give BJ’s. Remember that there are a lot of Billyboys on the left hand side shacks and beware of their pickpocket maneuvers. I have never had one approach me and Filipino men make obvious ladyboys, unlike Thailand. I would say the best talent is normally at Shadow’s2 Bar and Black Pearl but no bar is much better than the other.

E. Perimeter Bars: Heading towards Clark AFB, Fields Ave turns into Perimeter Road. There are many bars in this area and a lot of the hotels are in this area. The bars cater more to expats and retired military so you wont get the same quality but there are some cute girls and it’s worth a trip just for the adventure. The drinks are cheaper here and the lady drinks are anywhere from 70-90 pisos and the bell ringing is cheaper as well. Better to go to these places in the early evening. Here are some of the bars I recommend:

Honeykos: This is a bar separated into two sections with a pool area on one side and a go go dance floor on the other. There are semi-circular booths that are comfy and the service here is great. Not many lookers here but good to peak your head in once in a while.

The Other Bar: Cool Bar because the girls are all GRO and some are cute. It’s so cheap to buy LD’s here that you can splurge a bit. Another cool thing is that they play classic country music here and bluegrass. Not uncommon to hear Merl Haggard, Johnny Cash, Willi Nelson, or Waylon Jennings...totally cool

Nifty’s: On a side street on the corner of Garfields. This is a long narrow bar with tons of private seating in the back for diddling. The girls here dress in different themed outfits and have nurse night, schoolgirl night, etc. The drinks here are very strong and the management is cool. The only problem here is that this place has a lot of underage girls working here from time to time so be careful and make sure they have their ID’s before barfining

Garfields: A GRO only bar with some cute girls working from time to time.

G. Fields Go Go Bars: The best talent resides in the strips of go go bars along Fields Ave. The talent here fluctuates greatly so peak your head into all of them and judge for yourself. Some guys don’t like big bars some guys don’t like dead small bars...up to you. Here are some blurbs about the bars I have partied at:

Camelot: The bar has two floors and the upper floor is a great place to take some girls for some diddling and fun. The bar is fairly new and the seating is superb. There is a huge big screen that plays videos throughout the night. The talent here has gone considerably downhill and the only two cute girls left work as door girls.

Brown Sugar: Right next door to Camelot. This place opens at 3 pm and is a small fun bar. The waitress’ here are fairly cute but the dancers are nothing to brag about.

Kitten Club: Some cute girls here from time to time. This is a fun place to go to the SOB events as all of the girls show up. I have found a lot of fun girls work here and aim to please. They cant keep their talent here because the owner is a total fuckin’ prick to the girls and the mamasan that has worked there from the beginning is a total cunt.

Bunny Ranch: Another new bar right next to Kitten Club and Jungle, has a long and narrow bar with tons of dancers. Normally the stage is packed two rows deep with another group of dancers waiting in the wings in the seats in front. The service here is superb and there are some lookers here. Probably the most improved bar since I started going to AC.

Jungle: This place has high turnover of girls and there are some hot girls with big susus that work here. The place is pretty large inside and always has a fun atmosphere. They hold a lot of dirty dance contests here and free buffets. The girls here are great performers and many of them give head and will be up for a threesome.

Private Dancer: This place keeps changing its name but I really like the layout and quality of girls. There is limited seating and the stage is small but there is almost always at least 3 or 4 cute spinners working here at any given time.

Roadhouse: If you are tired of the same 8 songs being played at the bars, then this is the place to come. Very similar atmosphere to some of the go go bars in Pattaya. The songs are all rock and roll and the DJ has a huge selection of music DVD’s and concert DVD’s. The girls dances are all choreographed and they have a head banger routine when ACDC’s “Thunderstruck” is played. There are a couple of cute girls here and the girls are fun. The manager and mamasans here are notorious for great service and will normally buy you a beer or two or three.

Bluberry Hill: Used to be a karoake bar but they have turned it into a gogo bar/local entertainment place with lower tier girls.

Stingers: This bar has always had low talent and not very fun but lately they have placed some serious talent according to those who are there at the moment. Give it a chance when your there.

Flamingos: Attached to Orchid Inn. Opens at 2pm and the place is always fun but the talent is usually low.

Blackjack Bar: Kind of a karaoke bar but the girls dance on stage from time to time. I think a lot of new girls start here from time to time so its worth a trip.

Club Amore: Huge bar with a long dance floor in the middle. Owned by Koreans. The waitress’ are in cheerleader outfits and are cuter than the dancers who are not that cute. They used to have a runway model type show and other entertainment. I didn’t see any of the original hotties on my last trip but they can always come back. Great service here but the DJ plays the same 6 songs and the speakers need to be updated.

Confettis: Great ownership, the manager and mamasan only recruit fun girls as this place is one of the few bars frequented by expats. I have never seen a girl here that ranks above a 6 but I have heard the performance of the girls is in the 9/10 range. There are a couple of girls here that are bi and you will see some crazy shit here with girls eating pussy on stage and sucking guys dick in their seats.

Sphinx: Used to be Cleopatra Bar. The bar looks like it would be huge by the mammoth Egyptian facade out front but the bar is fairly small and the talent pretty low. The new management is trying hard to bring people in as they have been having a lot of creative activities, including oil wrestling.

Geckos: Angelo is a great manager and makes sure you are taken care of. There is usually one cute girl working here so peak your head in here for a drink.

Liquor Box: Formerly Voodoo, this place is a fun bar and is brand new so check it out as new talent is always coming in to new bars.

Blue Fox: Normally this place has a couple of cute girls and the management is excellent but the talent on my last trip was embarassing with tons of fat girls.

La Bamba: The bar opens at 3 pm and has the best talent in the bars in the area near Kokomos. The second shift that comes in at 3pm normally has a good selection. This place caters to spinner lovers and there are rarely any rice belly girls. You can buy margarita pitchers here and the seating is limited so get here early.

Voodoo: Small bar with great air conditioning and no talent.

Lancelot: Formerly Volcanoes, this bar has some of the best seating arrangements and most comfortable seats in AC. The waitress’ are pretty good looking here but the dancers are not.

Treasure Island: This is a bar the size of a closet. There is enough seating for 10 guys here and the girls are nothing to brag about normally. They have a Buccaneer Lounge upstairs where you can have a private shower show with one of the girls or more for a fee.

Bananitas: A lot of local girls work here and they don’t like Americans too much for the most part. A couple of fake cherry girls work here. There is the hottest girl in AC who works here but she is a real cherry girl. A small bar but good times can be had as the girls can get pretty wild when their Filipino boyfriends aren’t hanging around nursing a San Mig.

Champagne: I am still not sold on this place although there are a couple of very hot mestiza cherry girls here. The place is always packed with locals and there are tons of dancers.

Angels: Not many cute girls here but a couple of decent waitress. They give you popcorn with your beer and have a good happy hour. Tuesdays and Thursdays have 25 piso local beers. Pretty spacious bar with big plush velvet seating in the back...like an old Vegas bar.

Welcome Inn: Opens at 12 noon and has a couple of decent girls working here.

DMZ: Never seen a girl that looks cute here and the place is usually dead empty.

Rhapsody: Very cool, old school Vegas-style place entirely in red velvet. Pretty spacious bar and the dance stage is at the end of the bar. Not much talent though.

Dirty Duck: Excellent service and a/c but not much else. You will not spend a day without hearing the immortal words, “Sir, Dirty Duck”.

Kangaroo Jacks: They have some hot door girls and the place serves food in the outdoor seating. The dancers weren’t to look at but the place is pretty spacious and no LD pressure.

Cambodia Club: Has two floors like Camelot, albeit not as large. Very inconsistent talent but lately the talent level has been very high. I like the seating upstairs and the girls dance on both floors with a catwalk upstairs. Fun girls.

Nero’s Forum: Not near the talent before the summer closing but still enough hot spinner worth a look. This is also a place that opens at 2pm and needs to have a better DJ. This place probably ranks still better than almost all of the smaller bars for talent.

Blue Nile: The crowning jewel of AC is a little tarnished these days. A large bar with seating everywhere. The best looking waitress in AC works here but she wont give anyone the time of day. There are two groups of dancers who dance on a large raised stage. There is an upstairs part with lots of seating and plenty of GRO’s. Best overall talent in AC. Highest spinner ratio.

Blue Nile Executive: The drinks are more expensive here and the barfine 100 pisos more but the place is really well kept inside and looks more like an upscale Vegas club. The girls have choreographed routines with outfits. The girls here are pretty much on par with Blue Nile but the girls here are much wilder and there are girls here ready for threesomes. I always have a great time here and have barfined here many times. My favorite bar in AC.

Cheetahs: Brand new bar with beautiful decor reminiscent of an American high end strip club, unfortunately the talent is subpar here.

Bedrock: Never been inside here.

Suckers: An out of the way bar near Orchid Inn that is worth the trip because the owner is really cool and two of the best looking girls in AC work here in Ivy and Janeth.


By Sandman on Saturday, December 06, 2003 - 04:55 am:  Edit

Re: C-Pick up bar; if the going barfine at the regular places is 1000P, and I take it there is no BF at this place, what is the going rate for a girl out of here??

By Blazers on Saturday, December 06, 2003 - 09:14 am:  Edit

No bf, Could be anywhere from 500 to 1000...short or long time and her performance. She is not going to ask you ahead of time, they never do.

By Porker on Saturday, December 06, 2003 - 04:42 pm:  Edit

Re: PickUp, Blazers has probably been there more than me, especially late at night, but from what I saw, going there to 'pick somebody up' is a big mistake as there aren't many freelancers hanging out there and the ones that are are in group and stick with it. Of course I can't dance to save my life and don't try, so maybe someone even SLIGHTLY smoother than Mr. UNSMOOTH (ME!) would have better luck. It's a fuckload easier going into a bar and pointing at the one you want and the difference in cost isn't much.

What Pick Up IS good for is taking your date(s) and letting THEM dance if they want to.

For a better idea about picking up freelancers, I think it'd be easier to score at Margarita Station.

By Billcink on Sunday, December 07, 2003 - 06:49 am:  Edit

Blazers, I think this report is talking me into a trip here.Been to LOS 4 times now,and I'm looking for a new adventure.AC is now on the top my of my list.Thanks for the insights.

By Sandman on Monday, December 08, 2003 - 03:33 am:  Edit

Thanks guys. Think I'll keep this place in the "where to take a date" category.

Blazers, this thread rivals Bwanas Rio guide and you are to be commended for your efforts. The other regular's input has been invaluable as well. I am well prepred for my trip in Jan.

Sandman

By Porker on Monday, December 08, 2003 - 08:39 pm:  Edit

Customer drinks are very cheap in Angeles, beer can be had for as little as 35 pesos in the afternoons, and there are many happy hour deals as well. I would imagine that 65 pesos or so would be the usual price in most places. Local gin and rum are used in most mixed drinks (tasted fine to me) and if you want imported stuff it's going to be a bit more expensive.

Vendors are allowed to enter the bars seemingly at will for some reason, and they can get a bit annoying. The ones selling nuts and snacks, though, can come in handy, and you will draw a lot of attention to your table if you make some snacks available for the girls. A very generous sized serving of various types of nuts costs a whopping 20 pesos and you would never even IMAGINE what kind of mileage Epimetheus gets from putting out a couple of trays of nuts.

By Porker on Monday, December 08, 2003 - 08:45 pm:  Edit

There are usually two types of seating in every bar, sitting right in front of the stage looking at the bikini clad girls doing the "AC shuffle" (they don't really dance, merely shuffle their feet back and forth like zombies with a metronome), or sitting at a table or booth. If I'm by myself I almost always head straight for the stage where it's very easy to talk a little bit with the girls before any hints at ladies drinks. It also makes the girls be a little bolder than having the waitresses pester you to buy girls drinks.

By Scotsman on Tuesday, February 22, 2005 - 05:50 am:  Edit

Speaking of the "AC shuffle," are there any bars that are more like American strip clubs--that is to say, sexy girls doing sexy things on stage? Let's face it, the bars with the girls doing the "AC shuffle" are pretty boring, except for the hope/possibility that you'll pick up a winner to take home. (And, at my age a little stimulation never hurt before getting into bed.)

By Don Marco on Tuesday, February 22, 2005 - 12:40 pm:  Edit

Personally, I never associated gogo bars with the term boring, but hey...

Think about the objectives of SEA clubs vs. USA clubs. The good ole USA clubs are there to feature individuals who are looking for your dollars and drinks. In SEA, I view it more as a "menu driven" stage show (i.e. objective is display what is for take out). I'll opt for the take-out variant every time.

This isn't to say you can mix and match objectives as witnessed in Pattaya at LDS and to a lesser extent Long Gun @ Soi Cowboy. However, there is a very limited supply of talent in PI (IMHO) in terms of refined ability to provide stage shows.





By Porker on Tuesday, February 22, 2005 - 07:36 pm:  Edit

They put on a show at Blue Nile Executive that's certainly a cut above the "AC shuffle". It's not at all a traditional US-style strip show, though, just more choreographed dance routine with costumes (think lingirie).

By Fooledagain1 on Wednesday, February 23, 2005 - 03:04 am:  Edit

The best way to get US style strip club treatment, just buy some drinks and the girls will be more than happy to dance and strip for you, some will go farther than others, just tell them what you want most are more than willing to accomadate.


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