Getting there
Manny, Martin and myself flew non-stop Varig flight. It was an old MD-11 so you couldn’t use any electronic equipment at any time during the flight. They didn’t even show any current movies. First stop was Sampa for Manny and me, Martin continued onto Rio and we met up with him on Day 4.
Day 1
Manny & me grabbed a taxi from the airport to the city. I think it took about an hour? Stayed at the Hotel Osaka in Liberdade. Had emailed them to reserve a room but never got a confirmation. They weren’t booked and got a room, sorta…they didn’t really understand much English. First thing I’m learning, in Rio it’s easier to find someone who knows a little English especially from a service worker. I asked for a room with a full/double bed. When I got to the room, it had two twins. The cleaning lady had the door open of a room that had a double bed and went back downstairs and asked about that room but when I asked the hotel desk clerk, it appeared that it was already taken so they gave me another key. Go back upstairs, same thing, 2 twins. I go back downstairs again and they give me yet another key. It turns out to be the key for the room that the cleaning lady was doing. Go figure… lack of language communication.
That room had a small heavy-duty safe but they said it didn’t work. They had safes at the lobby level. You had to ask them to open the door and then you would swipe your credit card on the safe to open/close it. It worked out ok even if it wasn’t quite as convenient as in the room. It was free, although I thought maybe I might get charged for it since I was swiping my credit card everytime to open, but I after getting home, no charges posted.
First stop Francebel, an MP in the SW part of Sampa. Bought Metro tickets which cost R17 for 10 trips or about 60cents/trip. Trains come by about every 2 minutes. Used the Metro to get as close to it then took a taxi. Plenty of taxis at every Metro station. Seems like everything is still so far from a Metro station and costs about R30/$10US each trip.
Got to Francebel and thought it looked like a parking lot from the outside. Went inside and it was really nice. Still finding only Portuguese speakers. Go to a picture room where they have pictures of the girls and you choose. Most are the same as on their website (http://www.francebel.com.br/). I chose Mirella, she was like the only thin looking one. They had this system with a smiley face and a sad face. She had a sad face by her picture which I thought meant she wasn’t working but they said she was occupied and had to wait 30”. Then, they tell me it will actually be an hour. She’s the one I really wanted so I waited in their little café. It’s kinda like a 19th hole at a golf course. There’s a counter to order drinks and misc. eats, a TV, some couches, and whole bunch of XXX magazines. Manny & me got drinks and I also get a chicken pastry thing-a-jig. It’s kinda like a mini chicken pot pie or like a mini empanada. The waitress was pretty decent looking but she had a little tummy.
Well, 30” go by, then 1 hour goes by, then almost 1’30” and I go back out and they say Mirella is not in today. What?!? Why didn’t they just tell me that from the beginning? Just left. Cost: R9.
Ok, so there are a bunch of MPs in this area that’s why I chose this location to go to first. There was this one Ching Ling like walking distance but when we got to that address, it appeared to be a home. The door was locked and it didn’t really appear to be an MP so just left. The next place was not walking distance so got a taxi.
Go to Miruna. Looks like a small apt complex on the outside, on the inside, looks like a restaurant. The receptionists look pretty hot, especially the petite one. Again no English but the girl brings out the owner Andre, first experience of the English language in Sampa.
His English was good and it only cost R120/$40US for everything. He only had about 6 girls. Each one walked out. There were like 3 blonds and 3 brunettes. I chose the skinniest one.
She didn’t speak any English and I didn’t understand her name. She asked me to take a shower and I thought she said she had to pee in another room. Took a shower and when I got out she came back. Then she took a shower. From the bed, I could see her taking her shower thru a translucent door so it was kinda sexy looking at her shower. When she came out, she wasn’t as skinny as I was hoping, maybe 5’4” 125#. She gave me cbj, no dfk, and the usual positions.
Andre told me he has about 40 girls total working at the MP. At night, he said it turns into a strip club and about 20 total work the club, some being the same as the MP.
There was another MP a few doors down, Oishii, but didn’t notice it plus it was starting to get dark. Went to some shopping mall nearby to get eats and was hoping to get some eye candy there but none to speak of.
Got back to hotel, then off to Bomboa via Metro/taxi. It kinda looks like a restaurant from the outside. Got a number/wristtag from what I remember. Entrance was R70/$23US which I thought included ordering food but it was just for their small buffet table which was feojada (black beans, pork chops, rice, etc). The matre’d guy showed us around then was gonna sit us in the back where no one was but got moved to main bar.
We sat down with a beavy of garotas around us. Their attires varied from dressy,not quite evening gown, to just bikinis. They would do their best to get in your line of sight. Right from the get go there was this one skinny blond. She paraded around for several minutes then figured we weren’t interested and walked away even if I did smile at her. She was probably the only skinny one I saw. There was this one in red that had a cute face but her bod was too big. And then there was one girl wearing like a zebra-like outfit, although still a little big for me.
That skinny girl was with some other dude, I couldn’t find either the one in red or the zebra so I decided to choose a Japanese Brazilian, Julia. Father is Japanese and mother is Portuguese. She’s about 5’ 120# so a little hefty, had implants and a child too.
Room cost was R50/$16US. Room had full size bed w/shower off to the side, wasn’t as nice as a terma room. She gave dfk and the usual positions.
Came back and hung around some more. It was starting to weed out. Later I found that skinny one available and sat next to her, Bee. Bee actually spoke some English. She said she was about 1.60meters/45kgs(100#). She looked more like 90#. She was a pretty fun girl. Didn’t drink but liked to smoke. Didn’t really find any garotas that didn’t smoke. She also like to smoke weed too and said it wasn’t difficult to get.
She had a killer bod but had a little bit of a stench. But she was tight. No kids. Can’t remember now if she gave me bbbj,cbj,or any bj or if she gave dfk. I just lost it when I saw her on all-fours, seeing that bunda and her super skinny waist.
We stayed at Bomboa til closing and they served soup at that time @ 3am.
Day 2
Decided to try a terma in Sampa. Went to Ele y Ela. Kind of a non-descript place. Go in and this time a little English tour of the place. Get key to locker of a co-ed locker room. It looked like my high school gym lockers but it was co-ed. It was cool seeing the garotas get dressed with you. They have a little buffet which is included and get this, they have this one bed, out in the open although fairly dark and you can use it for free instead of getting a room. Entrance was R69/$23US and the room was R55/$16US. Garota was negotiated separately.
Didn’t realize there were cliques in termas. A couple girls sat down next to us, later decided on neither, then went to a room with another girl and those first couple girls gave me like stink-eye the rest of the time I was there.
Gotta watch these girls… she quoted me R150 but after finishing and giving her R150, she said it was R250. Didn’t want any trouble so I just gave her another R100. So for a total R374, this terma does not come close to a Rio terma.
We checked out this sex shop. They actually had a selection of Vivid videos. Was just looking around and the lady help was showing us the ‘females’. She was saying that the ones made in Brazil are a lot better than those in the US. She was telling us how they ‘feel’ much more natural than the cheap ones in the US. I guess the price shows, cause they cost like R300/$100US. You could get lingerie gifts there for like R6/$2US.
That night, went to W, aka Restaurant W or Casa W. It was semi-formal. Guys were wearing jackets. The hostess spoke English as well as Japanese as she had worked over there. She explained the course. R150/$50US entrance which went against food. This time it was truly food from a menu. She gave us a tour and then sat us at a table. It just looked like a restaurant. She was gonna explain the rest but got pulled away and was going to introduce us to the owner Beto as well.
Ordered a salad, salmon dish w/passion fruit, and drink. A girl came up to us knowing we were Americans and asked if we wanted the company of English speaking girls. She pointed out one but she wasn’t very skinny and the other one couldn’t see. Later, a couple garotas sat down. One of them looked like someone but at the time couldn’t place the face; later it dawned on me that her face looked like Traci Lords. She was from Porto Alegre and was showing a lot of cleavage. I asked if they were natural and she said yes but didn’t let me have a test feel
There were a lot of lookers but no one really skinny. The other English-speaking girl came by. Her English was pretty good. Beto had come by explained the rest of the ‘menu’. He said that they had one VIP room which was like a wine cellar and smoking room, just a couch and big ottoman. That could be used for $200US and would include the girl. Or you could take the girl out and they would bar-fine you $200US, yeah he quoted in US$.
I think the girls might expect something extra even if Beto did say the $200US included the service of the girl cause the Traci Lords looking one kept quoting me R250. Manny took the room and his girl didn’t ask for any extra so his total was $250US. A little pricey but I had been expecting entrance $50US, bar-fine of $200US, and girl of $300US-$1000US; didn’t find that to be true. Supposedly there are 2 other locations but this one was the main attraction. Also, they also have a place they call ‘the mansion’ where you can take care of business and possibly do overnighters. Not sure what that sets you back tho’.
Day 3
Decided to go to another MP, Antares. This particular one was great because it was actually walking distance from a Metro station. Again it is a pretty non-descript building. Inside is a waiting area like a doctor’s office. There are a couple books on a coffee table of the availables. The books have the same garotas, just different pictures. And there are notes of which are not in for that day.
Based on Athos recommendations and my own choices from Antares website (http://www.clinicaantares.com.br), I had my lineup. My #1 choice Monique was not in that day. My #2 choice, Renata (Athos rec’), was busy for the next 20”. I ended up choosing another, Harumi. The room I had an exercise mat on the floor and there was a shower/bathroom off to the side. I stripped down to a towel and waited for her. When she came in, she spread a sheet over the exercise mat and she motioned me to lay down. As I was about to lay down with the towel, she tugged it off. She gave me a massage w/lotion and her clothes stayed on. She started from my feet and worked to my head. When she got to my head, she took her top off and started to breathe on me, kiss me, rub against me. Then she flipped me over and gave me a cbj. We went doggie and boy, this girl had back. The price was R130/$43US.
Next stop was Café Millenium. Again, take the Metro then the taxi. Looked nice on the outside as the taxi driver dropped us off in the underground parking. Walked upstairs and looked nice inside too. The reception kinda looked like a gym reception. Gave a card with a number on it, that was your account. The entrance was R70/$23US. They had a restaurant but the food was extra. They had a pool table. The bar area was kinda long and narrow. Dance stage was in the center and along the length of one side was a bar and along the length of the other side were seating.
Sat down and pretty soon a couple garotas sat down. One girl was kinda big, maybe 5’9” 160#, but she had a pretty face and really nice teeth. The other one was just kinda ordinary. Was trying to get rid of them by just walking around. Was approached by one garota, kinda thin. She ended up being a pan-handler, couldn’t get rid of her so just decided to hook. The girls here get paid separately and originally asked for R150/$50US but kept on begging for a tip. I gave her another R20/$6US just to get her off my back. She was sooo happy. The rooms here are really nice, probably the nicest I’ve seen (along the line of the suite at Solarium in Rio). My girl told me they are all suites. You order drinks from a phone in the room and they deliver the drinks in a 360 revolving door. Beside the bed was an electrical panel controlling lights, tv w/porn, music, etc. In the bathroom they had the shower, toilet, and nice jacuzzi w/hot water (most of the time I get a jacuzzi, you end up w/o hot water.)
Left Café Millenium and went to Café Photo. It was another upscale place like W. Maybe even more upscale. It looked like a nice restaurant from the outside with valet parking. The taxi dropped us off in front and they explain it was R160/$53US to enter which includes 4 drink tickets. I thought that food was going to be included but no. The first level had some seating, a piano, and was fairly empty. I think it was sometime between 10pm and 11pm, maybe later. Walked up to the 2nd level and it was packed. There was a bar a one end, a bunch of tables throughout the rest of the area. The 3rd level was like a restaurant and no one was really up there. Went back to the 2nd level as that seemed to be the happening place.
This place had like 100+ girls. Many many lookers. Thought that W was upscale but think this place was even better. W only had like maybe 40 garotas. I actually didn’t see a single skinny garota but many beautiful faces. I saw 3 in particular. 2 ignored me but one spoke with me. I thought that I couldn’t get a woodie just looking at a girl’s face but looking at her beautiful face and she smelled so good! Shwing! Found out that she was charging $200US. Café Photo is apparently take out only, no facilities there, and no bar fine.
There were numerous girls that would get in your line of sight. This one slender blondie approached. I liked her body, not a real round butt, but what turned me off was that I thought she kinda looked like a dude. But after talking with her and smelling her, she grew on me a little. Plus she kept on putting this lip gloss on her lips and that was like totally sexy. She brought over a couple friends at different occasions and rejected them. Couldn’t decide between this girl and the previous girl and ended up snoozing n losing out on both. In hindsight, really regret not taking out that first girl.
On the way back we ending up eating at Habib’s before going back to hotel. Had a pepperoni pizza but it was like a massive blob of cheese with a little crust on the bottom and some pepperoni on top.
Back to the hotel, the clerk confirmed that it was ok to bring girls into the Osaka Hotel for no extra charge and as a matter of fact tried to offer calling a girl to my room. But have had to many bad experiences with sight-unseen plus was leaving to Rio in a few hours.
Day 4
Packed and checked the internet in the morning and we still didn’t have a confirmation of hotel in Rio. But at least had a pickup from the airport.
No problem getting to the airport. Seemed like traffic was a lot less than ever experienced the whole trip in Sampa. Got into Rio, got luggage and sure enough, our ride was there for pick up. The Rio Roiss was booked so put us in Princess Copacabana. Up the street from Rio Roiss, on the other side of Av. Copacabana.
Princess Copacabana was like $90US, not exactly cheap and for some reason I thought that someone told us that the Princess Copacabana was not guest friendly. So at first, wasn’t too happy getting expensive hotel and not guest friendly. Went to Rio Rioss in person and it was booked. Had stayed at Debret before so checked over there. It was like $55US but they did confirm that they were still guest un-friendly. Was trying to find Hotel Atlantico but was having trouble.
First stop was L’Uomo. I see one skinny garota, Tina, cute li’l thing. We end up going to a room but she ended up not even giving a bj nor dfk. I guess I should have seen the signs since she never really gave me much dfk in the bar. But she did have a pretty nice body.
When I come back I was hanging out in the one room with the chaise lounge chairs. This one girl comes sits beside me and starts to give me a handjob under my robe. Why doesn’t the US have places like this?
Left there and as I looked down the street I see Hotel Atlantico. Go in and find they charge R160/$53US and free guests but only one at a time. If you wanted to bring in another guest, you had to get another room. Since this was a guest friendly hotel, I got a room and planned to check out of Princess Copacabana tomorrow.
Next, off to Monte Carlo. Saw this skinny blonde, Lisa, her face looked like Tori Spelling. She had a pretty friend who was pretty slender, Melinda. Then she brought over another, I asked if she was her amiga but it turned out to be her sister. Well, right there I was thinking, never done sisters before and took the both of them. Fun! The skinnier sister had great bod, super soft, nice A+/B- chest, and she was tight. Her sister, was like a bigger version. Entrance was R50/$16US, room was R40/$13US and each girl was R100/$33US. So the 3-some was a little less than $100US.
Later go to Help. Martin was talking with a striking slender brunette and her friend. He hooked up with the brunette and I wasn’t really interested in the friend so we parted. Walked around and I did see some skinny girls but nothing special. Seemed like there were a lot of ‘midgets’. I like my girls petite and skinny - 5’2”-5’4”, under 100 pounds and round in the right places – B cups with a really round bootie. But some of these girls here were like really petite – under 5 feet tall, way under 100 pounds and not very round, just toothpicks. Didn’t find anyone to my liking that night. But upon return to Princess Copacabana, there was some guy taking a girl up and the clerk said that guests were ok and included but again, only one at a time.
Day 5
So now I had 2 guest-friendly hotel rooms. Which do I choose? I decided to chose Princess Copacabana since it was closer to Help even if it was like $30US more per night. I was only staying a couple nights so no biggie. I think the Princess was a little nicer and had a balcony, the fitness center was a little better. The Atlantico had this electrical board on the bed headboard for lights, tv, a/c, etc. kinda like at termas, they had a nice view of Corcovado from the pool on the roof but the fitness was only treadmills and had just painted there. Princess is fairly close to Help. But Atlantico was closer to L’Uomo and Monte Carlo.
Go off to 4x4. Was looking for a particular girl that I saw at Help that actually worked at 4x4 also. She wasn’t there anymore. Longevity of girls in Rio is pretty short.
Again go to Monte Carlo. I see that skinny blonde, Lisa again. This time I wanted to see her and her friend, Melinda. The sister was also lingering around. I really only wanted to see Lisa & Melinda but somehow ended up taking all three. A 3-some is pretty fun and a 4-some, your hands are full to say the least. The friend was totally fine. I think I might have even liked her better than Lisa. However I asked Lisa to come to my room at the Princess Copacabana after work. She said that she was at Help the night before and we could meet there, she’d be there after 2am when she gets off from Monte Carlo.
Ate dinner then went to Help just before midnite to see the line of girls who can get in at the R15 early bird special rather than the R25 after midnite. There were not as many girls as the night before. As I exchanged US$ on the inside which they were only giving like 2.8 to 1, I could see how many bags were checked in. There are enough slots for like 250+ girls.
Saw a girl, Lilian, I saw from a previous trip. She was till looking fine. Talked with a couple other garotas but nothing special. My Monte Carlo girl was supposed to meet me after 2am since that’s when she gets off from work. When I see her she is with some other dude. I talk with her sister but get tired of being 3rd wheel. I tell the sister that I’m just going back to my hotel and her sister knows where I’m at (at Monte Carlo before I left, I gave Lisa the hotel’s business card and wrote my room number on it). I walked off and I guess the sister tells Lisa what I just said. Next thing, the skinny blond flies by me and tugs at my shirt. I just keep walking at my normal pace and find her stopped at some place where that dude she was with couldn’t see us. She tells me she doesn’t have that hotel card anymore. So I wrote it down again and told her she can come anytime.
So I just leave at that point. The hotel was only like four blocks away and although I knew it’s not really safe to walk even that short distance, I did anyway. I walked on Av. Atlantico by Rio Othon Hotel and no problem as people were out. Walked past Rio Roiss and no problem as a restaurant was still open nearby. When I got to Av. Copacabana it was pretty deserted. I crossed the street and was only like 100 feet from Princess Copacabana and I saw some dude walking kinda fast toward me. I guess I could have ran to the hotel from that point but for whatever reason I didn’t. He asked for a cigarette which I didn’t have. Then he said something and went to grab me. I ended up reacting to snatch his hand too soon and ended up getting my finger caught between his hand and his hold on my shirt. With my free hand I was trying to land a punch on his face but he was a little taller and bigger than me so I was just catching air. About my 3rd swing, my momentum spun me onto the ground. When I got up, he let go and ran away. I guess he probably thought I was too much trouble, there’s got to be easier prey. Not to mention I probably had this crazy look in my eyes, as I was already pissed that the Monte Carlo girl stood me up. I ended up with a sprained finger and a pair of scrapped knees. When I got to my room I put cold cans of soda on my sprained finger and hoped Lisa would come by but she never did.
Day6
Last day. Well, a glutton for punishment, I go back to Monte Carlo before leaving to the airport. When I walk into the boite, Lisa is all I’m sorry I’m sorry. I tell her that I only have like a hour. For whatever reason, she doesn’t seem to want to go to a room. So I ask Melinda if she will go but she doesn’t because Lisa’s her friend. Well, ended up just hanging for an hour.
Pack and caught my direct flight back on Varig.
All in all, pretty d*mn good trip. Pleasantly surprised with Sampa. Regretted not going with anyone at W or Photo but really liked Bomboa. In Rio found a couple cuties that made the trip there great even if it didn’t end on a good note.