2003/12 Playboy - Brazil - Is This for Real??

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Terma Alibi4  2003/12/31, 08:49 pm

By Playboy on Wednesday, December 17, 2003 - 05:43 pm:  Edit

Hello Hombres

I am a newcomer to your Club. Thank you for reading my report.

I recently returned from my first trip to Brazil. It was fun. A friend invited me along for a party. I didn’t know what to expect.

Here’s a girl I met at this place called a ‘Terma’ – was it Louie’s or Lommo’s? What was really neat was how she just came to sit beside me.

Photos: Luomo 01 02

I bought her a drink and she seemed very happy to be with me. Her hand was even on my unit while she kissed me. What a pleasant surprise! She asked me if I wanted to come back to her room. I stayed there with her, doing every unspeakable sexual act for two hours. It was as if she didn’t want me to leave?

The drinks cost $145 dollars, but I didn’t complain – we don’t have bars like that where I come from!

That night, I wanted to go dancing at Help Disco. Brooke Burke on ‘E’ Television made the place look so exciting. It was too. I danced with a blonde girl and she seemed very happy when I invited her home with me!

Photo: First 03

We made passionate love until sunrise. “Brazil is very beautiful” I thought as she left. She asked me for cab fare before she left. “How much do you need?” I responded. “$150R is sufficiente” she replied. I am not sure where she lived, but it must be a long distance. But she was a lot fun, AND I didn’t want her walking the streets so late at night, so I just gave her the cab fare she asked for.

TheBigDay

The sun was coming up, and our big party was to begin at 1 p.m. “I had better get some sleep or I won’t be fresh for the party!”

The party was held at a very nice hotel on the beach. My friends were a little concerned that their suite might not be available because somebody named Peter North had been renting it for 5 days to make a documentary film about Brazil? We were all relieved to learn that the suite was available, AND to see the pool guy skimming the jacuzzi.

Jacuzzi

Soon, some girls arrived.

Photo: 04

I think someone played a trick on them and told them it was a costume party, because they all arrived wearing these really wild outfits.

Photo: 05

Fortunately they took the joke well. What great sports! Our hosts provided them some bikinis to go swimming.

Photos: 06 07 08

Do you know what? Those are some pretty wild girls! I had one on my shoulders for a chicken fight, and she actually ripped the bikini top off of another girl! “Chicken fights in Brazil are better than in America”, I thought. One of them even swam underwater and pulled my bathing suit down to give me fellatio. Can you believe that??

I was a little embarrassed by her forwardness, AND the lump in my swimming trunks, so I quietly excused myself to the sauna. “This reminds me of a confession booth”, I thought. I left reverently after a while to rejoin the party. But noone was there! They had all gone downstairs. I heard a lot of hooting and hollering so I ran down to see what all the commotion was about.

As luck would have it, one of my friends was having a birthday and the girls wanted to make him feel better about growing older. “Isn’t that nice of them” I thought.

I took a closer look and counted nine people in that bed. Wait – how many people have to sleep in one bed in this country? Overcrowding must be a real problem.

Over the next two hours, I saw a little bit of my friend, but not much. I think those girls really curled his toes.

Gee whiz! At my last party, I was happy when I got to break open the piñata.

I think I will hire a Brazilian party planner for my next event.

Photos: 18

After a while, it was dangerous to walk near this bed. With so many used condoms on the ground, it kinda looked like the floor of a fishing boat with squid everywhere.

Some of these playful girls had to leave to go to another party, and we were sad to see them go.

Photo: 19

Even though my friend was a little bit tired, we surprised him with a belly dancer.

Photo: 20

After the dance routine, we all left him alone to rest for a while. About 15 minutes later, we all heard him howling like he’d stubbed his toe really bad, but I suspect the belly dancer might have had something to do with him making all of that racket.

Photo: 21

Do you know what? Some more girls showed up a little later! My friends and I all looked really tired, but when these girls showed up, we got a second wind.

Do you know that nice belly dancer stayed around to party for a while because she really liked one of the newly arrived girls? I am not sure, but I think I saw her lead the birthday boy upstairs with this other girl. The birthday boy came back downstairs 20 minutes later with an arm around both girls.

There are so many other things I could say about Brazil. Perhaps another time. Thank you again for reading my trip report.

By Catocony on Wednesday, December 17, 2003 - 06:54 pm:  Edit

The girl from Louie's looks familiar. Well, the tits do at least.

By Batman on Wednesday, December 17, 2003 - 07:26 pm:  Edit

Looks liek yu had a great time! I just finished screwing my Brazilian girl in Miami 1 hour ago its refresing to see this post - now, its off to Cali, Colombia for the Feria for 2 whole weeks of sex, dancing, sex, eating, sex, sleeping ...oh yeah - and sex <grin>

By jkarp on Wednesday, December 17, 2003 - 10:06 pm:  Edit

Great report and I loved the reporting style. Make me your friend, my birthday is coming in a few months.

By Calboy on Wednesday, December 17, 2003 - 10:57 pm:  Edit

Good material - and funny. I like your photo captions (I think.) Good report, keep'em coming

CB

By Tight_fit on Wednesday, December 17, 2003 - 11:47 pm:  Edit

Pictures tell the story and your's were great. I am betting that without them you might have been flamed for either paying too much or trying to bs everyone about what you got. Good report.

By Ejack1 on Thursday, December 18, 2003 - 02:50 am:  Edit

Funny....so who are you really???

By Bwana_dik on Thursday, December 18, 2003 - 06:19 am:  Edit

Pretty funny, "newcomer." Sorry I wasn't able to participate in the party, but I just wrapped up my one-on-one party with my Porto Alegre sweetie, who flew out last night. Looks like you had one hell of a time.

By Seaman on Thursday, December 18, 2003 - 08:26 am:  Edit

Man, I need to dump Sandman and UW and get new "friends". I turned 40 last month and all i got was some lousy t-shirt.

By Roadglide on Thursday, December 18, 2003 - 11:32 am:  Edit

What I want to know is when is the video coming out????
Wish I could break away from work and celibrate my December birthday like this.

By Sandman on Thursday, December 18, 2003 - 01:50 pm:  Edit

Playboy-For a newbie you did alright for yourself. Some of those photos look very familiar though?? You must have been standing over my shoulder taking the same shots I was taking!@

The look on your face was priceless.

Sure you wouldn't like to change your handle to Opie?? Seems to fit your writing style a little better.

Awww Geee shucks pawww! She made me put it in her and i was afraid she was gonna bite me when she put it in her mouth.....!

Ha ha ha;

Sandman

Seaman, wish you could have been there. It was a Vips festa to beat all Vips festas. No holds barred. UW and birthday boy were at their finest!

By Badseed on Thursday, December 18, 2003 - 02:45 pm:  Edit

Great report, "newbie"! So, how's it feel to be "over the hill" now? ;-) Parabems, velho!

Teu sempre amigo,

BS

By Ixtoc on Thursday, December 18, 2003 - 02:58 pm:  Edit

You know what my mama always said, she said Playboy, "safado is as safado does".

Oh yeah and I'm startin a new business here in Rio with all these friendly folks around, its called the Playboy Buceta Company. We got a thousand recipes for Buceta...Buceta Rolls, Buceta Gumbo, Buceta Pie, Boiled Buceta, Sauted Buceta, Buceta Tar Tar...

I loved this report. Nice work!

By Mitchc on Thursday, December 18, 2003 - 03:13 pm:  Edit

I like the redhead with the big tits.

By SOG on Thursday, December 18, 2003 - 03:22 pm:  Edit

You write a lot like a guy I knew once named Sven.

By Vik12345 on Thursday, December 18, 2003 - 03:36 pm:  Edit

Did girls wear bikinis from Sandman collection?

By Catocony on Thursday, December 18, 2003 - 04:06 pm:  Edit

The one garota (Festa 13) looks like she's had a little too much cornholing recently. Damn, no need for anal desensitizing cream for that one!

Too bad you didn't get that little puta Fernanda over from 4x4. Although I hear that she's really been logging (no pun intended!) some serious cabini time recently, she would have made a nice present for the man of (dis)honor at the festa.

By Aldaron on Thursday, December 18, 2003 - 05:23 pm:  Edit

Brings back memories. Wish I could have been at this one.

You know....my birthday is Sunday. Sandman, I hope you shot one off in honor of me like I asked.

By Clodbusterch on Thursday, December 18, 2003 - 07:07 pm:  Edit

Incredible tits!!!! I don't think I've ever seen better tits than the pair on that redhead in your photos!!! Just take a careful look and imagine the fun you could have with those!!!
Thanks!

By Dick Johnson on Thursday, December 18, 2003 - 10:18 pm:  Edit

This guy is too experienced to be a newbie. Or maybe he's just a newbie in Brazil
BTW, what camera did you use? Nice pics.

By Sman on Friday, December 19, 2003 - 06:41 am:  Edit

Wow, sounds like an Iowa farmer at his first orgy wrote that report?

By Sandman on Friday, December 19, 2003 - 07:18 am:  Edit

Someone from Bumfuck must have been there!

Aldaron, I did my fair share for you.

The red head with the big tits was Claudinha. She was awesome. The little spinner with great tits and Santa costume was Gracie from Karlas. She was quite awesome as well.

They all brought their own special fantasy costumes for the birthday boy (as seen in one photo by pool)
Tatiane and Nicole from Karlas helped up pick out just the right girls for his 8 on 1 episode.

Shoulda seen the look on the boys face with 8 hot garotas doing everything imagineable to him.

Two video cameras running from different angles and multiple still camera angles. I'll just bet there is a CH video in the works......

Sandman

By Aldaron on Friday, December 19, 2003 - 01:06 pm:  Edit

"Newbie" my ass...... that playboy is a legendary sexual predator.

By Aldaron on Friday, December 19, 2003 - 01:14 pm:  Edit

Would this be Red Tits from the Karla site? Obviously she is not a natural redhead.
claudinha

By Dick Johnson on Friday, December 19, 2003 - 03:18 pm:  Edit

Oh Aldaron, you put it well. I was fortunate enough to be let in on the secret a coupla months ago.

By Cortogringo on Friday, December 19, 2003 - 04:41 pm:  Edit

So Bull_Twinkle is back.
CG

By Sandman on Friday, December 19, 2003 - 06:10 pm:  Edit

Thats Claudinha

By Playboy on Friday, December 19, 2003 - 08:40 pm:  Edit

Claudinha is Bull_Winkle?

By Admin on Sunday, December 21, 2003 - 11:21 pm:  Edit

Admin: A video submitted by Playboy has been added to the report above.

By Roadglide on Monday, December 22, 2003 - 10:38 am:  Edit

The next time somebody ask's you Why do you travel to Brazil? The answer is in the video.

By Playboy on Tuesday, December 23, 2003 - 03:54 pm:  Edit

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By Playboy on Tuesday, December 23, 2003 - 04:24 pm:  Edit

Photo: 25

Do you know what is the best part about my trip? Meeting someone fresh and new. My friend has travelled a lot. When he told me about Brazilian GDP's, I thought he was talking about Gross Domestic Product. He laughed when he said all those nice girls at our party were Garotas De Programma, or charletons. I will have to say I was surprised when he introduced me to this fine young lady.

Photo: 26

I really liked her alot. We spent several days together. Doesn't she look lovely silhoutted against the morning sky of Copacabana?

Photo: 27

We spent some time at the beach. She kept asking me to rub oil on her nubile body, which I did. Thank goodness I was getting a sunburn or everyone on that beach would have seen me blushing.

Photo: 28

I think everyone should go to Brazil at least once in their lifetime. Oops...gotta run - one of the steers just pushed through the fence to get to a cow in heat and I better mend the fence afore my Paw gets home from the coppermines.

By Badseed on Tuesday, December 23, 2003 - 04:30 pm:  Edit

Full-size natural tits in Rio,now there's something you don't see everyday. Certainly muchnicer than all hose pics of some guys toe's curling (was Footagrapher at the birthday party?)....


BS

By Roadglide on Tuesday, December 23, 2003 - 07:04 pm:  Edit

That's a great view out of your hotel room or apartment where did you stay at? Oh and the tan line's arn't too bad either;)

By Ensignro on Tuesday, December 23, 2003 - 11:37 pm:  Edit

Hmmm. I really wonder what her face looks like? :-) Where exactly in Brazil does someone find a girl like that?

By Sandman on Wednesday, December 24, 2003 - 03:07 am:  Edit

she is a beautiful girl with a beautiful face...trust me!

Sandman

By Aldaron on Wednesday, December 24, 2003 - 05:55 am:  Edit

You find her at an escort service.

By Sandman on Wednesday, December 24, 2003 - 09:39 am:  Edit

nope..non pro

See if you recognize her from my Angra report

By SOG on Wednesday, December 24, 2003 - 10:03 am:  Edit

Ensignro, In Brazil one finds a girl like that on the street a week after her 18th birthday.

By Sterling on Wednesday, December 24, 2003 - 12:19 pm:  Edit

Actually, Aldaron, Layne and GCL find 'em at the Rio Wal-Mart. She cums free with every purchase of a 55 gallon drum of Vigel :-)

Sterling

By Howard69stern on Wednesday, December 24, 2003 - 03:04 pm:  Edit

Sandman, I recognize her. She was the 18 year old that you took to Angra in September ( I believe several weeks after her 18th birthday ). If I remember correctly, you first met her at Alacazar in September. It was the day GCL, Don, yourself, and I met a very important person.

Guys, she has an innocent look and an amazing face.

Am I correct?

(Message edited by howard69stern on December 24, 2003)

By Catocony on Wednesday, December 24, 2003 - 04:34 pm:  Edit

After hanging with Playboy and Sandman, she's not so innocent anymore.

By Aldaron on Wednesday, December 24, 2003 - 06:02 pm:  Edit

walmart

By Playboy on Wednesday, December 24, 2003 - 09:54 pm:  Edit

Photo: Private Stock 29

Say what you will, I still prefer to remember her as innocent.

innocenselost

By Brazil_Specialist on Thursday, December 25, 2003 - 02:14 pm:  Edit

hey guys, 18 year olds with innocent faces, this is what I like.

Can someone pass me her phone number? I keep introducing girls to visitors, I would love if that were not a one way street!!

email me at 1234567 at innocent.com

By Layne87 on Thursday, December 25, 2003 - 07:49 pm:  Edit

BS- I will one for one you anyday you care to meet me in rio next month...I have innocent and DD's....I even have an E who is as sweet as becca..

Ensignro-if you speak of the red haired girl with D's yes Aldaron is correct...if you speak of the spinner then sandy is correct..

and NEITHER of them will ever be innocent again...they are both takers of such prized things...evil ..both of them..

By Brazil_Specialist on Friday, December 26, 2003 - 04:50 am:  Edit

I know an 18 year old pornstar (I liked her more when I first met her and she was innocent, not a pornstar yet). She just gave me the first 4 numbers of guaranteed gorgeous young and fresh pornstars (anyone cares to help me testing them??). Even better, I just got an email from the porn producer.


I know lots of very good girls, 18 -21 years, fresh, live with mom, hard body, no babies, pre-tested and certified as good, even passed some special classes in oral skills training. Layne, you think you have lots like these to introduce to me???

Layne, email me.

What do you mean by DD? cup size? E? 18 year old and innocent??

I cannot see the photos here, so if you have something special to show me, please post it elsewhere so I can see it.

Losing innocence means they get very financially interested and expensive??

I have a bit trouble getting the exact meaning of your post.

By Don Marco on Friday, December 26, 2003 - 01:51 pm:  Edit

BS, When does the testing commence? I'm always willing to take one for the team when it comes to sampling "fresh ones."

-dm

By Thumper on Friday, December 26, 2003 - 04:59 pm:  Edit

Hey BS, what is the name of the the of the porn company? Is there a website where you can purchase their videos?

By Playboy on Sunday, December 28, 2003 - 03:15 pm:  Edit

Does anybody view the videos in these reports? I might be able to post a few more if there's any interest.

By Mitchc on Sunday, December 28, 2003 - 03:22 pm:  Edit

Were you scared being between your partner and that hot redhead, especially with his towel about to fall off? You are lucky he had that camera to keep himself busy.

By Playboy on Sunday, December 28, 2003 - 03:25 pm:  Edit

This nice girl was sitting at Mea Pataca. She had a fresh rose in her lap. Rumors have been circulated (and confirmed) that she has genital warts. Would it be appropriate to publish her photo to warn the members of this board?

Photo: Mia Petaca 31

A public service announcement, brought to you by Playboy

By Catocony on Sunday, December 28, 2003 - 03:28 pm:  Edit

The videos are good, but can you also post some Fernanda videos?

By Playboy on Sunday, December 28, 2003 - 03:33 pm:  Edit

Catocony:

To answer your question about Fernanda vids? Yes I could post some, but why? Haven't enough of you bastards seen her naked already?

Besides, the feedback I've received from the hombres who have seen that video wasn't good. I think I forgot to shave my balls that month

By Sandman on Sunday, December 28, 2003 - 05:05 pm:  Edit

The girl at 12:00 O'clock in Playboys photo was awesome. Gracie from Karlas. Little "girl next door type". Great body, firm tits, tight pussy and great BJ. "Had a nice smile too.....he he he" Stayed naked most of the festa...!

The girl with genital warts is cute, but do not dine there and only use condoms. She is a sweetie and cute as hell. Great fuck too! Ms Brazil potential (My buddies photo does not do her justice). Will melt you with her smile....

Sandman

By Howard69stern on Sunday, December 28, 2003 - 07:11 pm:  Edit

Playboy:

The videos are outstanding, but please just show the girls and no guys. Also, cut down on the loud music. Sometimes, it's fun listening to the girls talk.

BTW, we could never have enough of Fernanda! I pledge to get the first picture with her braces off.

By Sterling on Sunday, December 28, 2003 - 10:50 pm:  Edit

Playboy,

Keep the videos coming. They are what keep us boys going during our "off time". They also help me create my "hit list" for my trip (Graciella, meet Sterling).

I leave on Thursday and will be eating that peach soon after. I just love winding up a weekend in the U.S. knowing that your next three weekends will be spent on Rio soil...or should I say spent soiling Rio.

Sterling

By Playboy on Monday, December 29, 2003 - 09:40 am:  Edit

Sterling: You mentioned that somebody named DG left used condoms in your ashtray?? He actually did that? The nerve! I don't know from what Orgy-Etiquette guide he learned THAT trick.

With the rising popularity of VIPS Festas, I think it is time that we as Hombres develop a "ClubHombre Guide to Festinhas". After my foray into this dark world of greco-roman excess, I'd like to propose some guidelines as well:

1. Much the same as when using the urinal, when speaking to another male, always maintain eye contact

2. Shaking hands isn't necessary until AFTER the festivities have ended.

3. DATY is best performed when you are CERTAIN noone else has been south of the border with your girl. (Noone likes aftertaste from a tongue-holster)

4. As a courtesy to the next hombre, walk your date to the shower and WATCH her clean up after you pound your pogostick on her back porch.

5. Should any garota decide to straddle your big toe, wrap that little rascle. Toejam and smegma should not be mixed.

Sterling - any other suggestions?

By Playboy on Monday, December 29, 2003 - 12:16 pm:  Edit





(Message edited by Playboy on December 29, 2003)

By Playboy on Monday, December 29, 2003 - 12:17 pm:  Edit

Oh and while you're at it Sterling, should photos like this be posted? or does it show too much manskin?

By Vladimir on Monday, December 29, 2003 - 12:26 pm:  Edit

Playboy, nothing cheers me up more than bouncing breasts. Images from one of your recent videos are still in my thoughts and have kept my spirits high. Please post more videos.

By Badseed on Monday, December 29, 2003 - 01:13 pm:  Edit

Enough about your toes already!!!!

By Sterling on Monday, December 29, 2003 - 01:51 pm:  Edit

Playboy,

Come to think of it. I do have few things to add.

1. Thanks the host profusely. After all, this guy orchestrated the best day of your life. Put him in your will, or at least buy the bastard a session the next time you see him in a Terma.

2. Watch the bikinis like a hawk. Those tiny little things not only disappear up a garotas ass crack, but they also have a tendency to get sucked into their purses too. Hint: when you open their purse, the bikini will be under all chocolates they stole.

3. Don't lay your wet towel on the bed. If you think the wet spot from sex is bad...this one will make you feel like Oprah just got fucked on that mattress.

4. When the police helicopter arrives for BwanaDik's 7:00 P.M. balcony show. Just wave politely and smile. Saluting them while grabbing your crotch only serves to support the notion that your a dipshit.

5. She's a girl not a circus freak. Try not to put anything up her ass that wouldn't fit in the trunk of your car.

6. Pay no attention to the porn on the various TV's. The girls on screen is far less likely to fuck your brains out than the girls standing right next to you that you are ignoring.

7. And finally, when DG borrows your VIPs apartment and leaves the room looking like Keith Moon stayed there. Try not to be too hard on the boy. He's been teased enough as a child. After all, can you imagine growing up as a slack jawed mouth breather with a tiny dick?

Sterling

By Sandman on Monday, December 29, 2003 - 04:54 pm:  Edit

I especially liked #1 Sterling...Thanks

Sandman

By Playboy on Wednesday, December 31, 2003 - 12:17 am:  Edit

I've submitted some more videos to Hombre.
There's bouncing breasts for Vladimir, and some gratuitous toe-nography for Badseed.
Happy New Year!

By Admin on Wednesday, December 31, 2003 - 02:40 am:  Edit

Admin: Additional videos added above.

By Sandman on Wednesday, December 31, 2003 - 03:07 am:  Edit

Ya know, those pink panties in "Funk Dance" look very, very familiar as does the body in the other vids. I think I may just have to look her up on my return and ply her with new Victoria Secret delights to regain my position and status in her rankings. Nothing like, "if you can't be with the one you love.....love the one you're with"

Hundsight...should have never let you talk me into throwing her out......


ha ha ha ha...ya bastard! Remember, I don't get mad, hell, I don't get even....I get one up!!

Oh ye lowly grasshopper....someday you will snatch that pebble........

Sandmaster

By Theloner on Wednesday, December 31, 2003 - 12:58 pm:  Edit

Playboy,

Who is the morena in the middle of first festa photo? The one with the star earrings. She had on some kind of animal print bikini and then chaged to a blue one.

Thanks

By Playboy on Friday, January 09, 2004 - 08:33 pm:  Edit

Photo: Bunda 1

It has been almost a month since my trip to Brazil, and I miss it.

By Playboy on Friday, January 09, 2004 - 09:02 pm:  Edit

Photo: Bunda 2

The strangest thing happened to me on the way home from this trip too. I was riding the train back from the airport early in the morning when a beautiful young girl boarded and sat nearby. I asked her "which station are you going to?", to which she replied "I am very sorry, but I don't speak english very well - I am from Brazil". Schwingggg!

"Falla portuguese?" was met by her squealing with delight as we began an hourlong conversation. She's here on a tourist visa. Been here a month. Loves USA. Me? Sure I'd just returned from 9 days of Brazilian bliss, banging more than 30 garotas, but when asked why I was in Brazil, I immediately replied "to see my fiance, and we just broke up". At this revelation, she gripped my arm with both hands, maintaining this posture for the duration of our trip... "and I really loved her too, but she just won't agree to move here to America with me"

Flash forward to last night, 22 condoms later...

Me: All of this talk about your needing documentos is getting me down babe.

Her: I'm very sorry baby

Me: And I can promise you that when your tourist visa expires, I will be very sad to see you return to Brazil

Her: Me too - I will miss you.

Me: So if you want to date other gringos who will marry you, I'll understand, but I will always remember you.

Her: I'm sorry if you felt pressured. I won't mention documentos again. Let's go to bed baby!

The outcome? She gave me the best session she could last night, pulled out all the stops then hit me with a repeat this morning before making me breakfast and getting me off to work.

Before our little 'documento' discourse, I was grappling with guilt for taking this sweet little immigrants flower when I ABSOLUTELY will not be her knight in shining armor. But now after we talked, I feel so much better about things.

Is that wrong?

By Roadglide on Friday, January 09, 2004 - 09:14 pm:  Edit

You bastard! Taking advantage of a young girl on vacation like that, you should be ashamed of yourself.

If you post some photos of this little flower, I will pray for your soul.

Roadglide

By Badseed on Saturday, January 10, 2004 - 06:37 am:  Edit

<sniff><sniff> What a touching story....

and I'll give anyone 2-1 that NEXT month it'll be "Playboyzinho, I theeenk I'm pregnant..." Golpe da barriga!*

;-)

BS

*"The belly scam" - it's so common they have a nickname for it in Brazil.

By Aldaron on Saturday, January 10, 2004 - 08:03 am:  Edit

Like I said, a legendary sexual predator.

By Mitchc on Saturday, January 10, 2004 - 11:56 am:  Edit

You better hope they have a lot of Brazilieras down there in H, E, double hockey sticks.

By Moondog on Saturday, January 10, 2004 - 02:44 pm:  Edit

ROFL :-)

By Layne87 on Saturday, January 10, 2004 - 05:44 pm:  Edit

what can ya say the man is havin a good year...

ohhh and I will say hi to fernanda next week...

By Howard69stern on Sunday, January 11, 2004 - 08:55 am:  Edit

Playboy,

Your out of my league, a true legend...

By Aldaron on Sunday, January 11, 2004 - 09:59 am:  Edit

It's rare that a protege actually surpasses the mentor, but in this case, I hear it is true. He's going straight to Hell with his video camera, mp3 player, Vigel, and vibrator.

By Playboy on Sunday, January 11, 2004 - 10:50 am:  Edit

I may have a little footage of our fairhaired favorita from 4x4, but I don't know if anybody even watches these videos I post. Should I even bother cranking out another flick? I'm really not sure if I should post it, but since I'm going to H-E-L-L anyways, might as well make it the trip worthwhile...

By Sterling on Sunday, January 11, 2004 - 10:58 am:  Edit

Playboy,

I found the beginning of this story amusing but couldn't finish it because I'm running late....the Termas have been open for an hour and I'm not in a robe yet.

Speaking of...I stopped by Alibi yesterday. My buddy was uncomfortable but I thought it was good and gritty. I was on my way to Monte Carlo so I just had one beer. But, I saw a couple of cuties...I'll be back.

In other news...Karl departed this morning. His days in Rio are over. An era has passed....I think they are flying flags at half mast in all the Termas.

Gotto go....a robe awaits,
Sterling

By Playboy on Sunday, January 11, 2004 - 11:18 am:  Edit

Sterling - Terma Alibi? Good for you buddy! Way to branch out and try something new. After Alibi, you'll be ready to try the R$1/min termas. Just remember to bring your Ajax & a brillo pad to wash up afterwards.

I can't believe Karl is gone. Who will I sing with at Terazzo Atlantica until the sun comes up? At least he has a classic tattoo to remember his days in Rio.

So when were u planning to update us with the tales of all your many conquests Sterling?

By Bwana_dik on Sunday, January 11, 2004 - 03:36 pm:  Edit

Karl gone???? Good grief, it's hard to imagine Rio without Karl.

Playboy, let's see that video of the 4X4 spinner; you said it, friend: you're already gonna burn in hell.

Sterling, say a bit more about Terma Alibi. And have fun, friend!

By Sterling on Monday, January 12, 2004 - 10:47 am:  Edit

Playboy and Bwana,

Alibi is pretty low key. You go through the door, up the stairs and are almost sure you are in the wrong place because it lacks a doorman and you don't hear any thumping music.

There is no entry fee so I stopped by on Saturday afternoon during my trek to Monte Carlo. The "bar" area is a small room, probly 20 x 20 with a makeshift bar by the door. There were three local guys in there and about a dozen girls...three doable.

The place is nothing fancy. No mirrors or disco lights in the bar, in fact the only light came from a small window. Since I was heading to MC I didn't session so I can't comment on the rooms. I'll drop back in before I leave next week and see what it looks like from a more horizontal perspective.

Unfortunately, at the moment, I am on "injured reserve". I managed to "rub it raw" the other night and I'm in a holding pattern or things could get ugly for my trusty little soldier.

Sterling

By Playboy on Monday, January 12, 2004 - 11:01 am:  Edit

Rub it raw??!
Injured reserve??
Holding pattern??!!

Whenever they hear about a gringo going to Brazil, my brazilian buddies that live here in the USA always joke that "you'd better bring a spare dick".

Have you considered the mental fuck as a fall back? Tell the garota you'll only pay her if she can get you off without touching your unit. For visual stimuli, perhaps Rich could arrange some midget bondage?

Any chance we could have you stop by Rich's office so we can all watch too? I bet one of his girls will know how to restore tired genitalia - perhaps a handjob with some Vicks VapoRub?

By Roadglide on Monday, January 12, 2004 - 11:11 am:  Edit

Man that's gota suck, so many garotas so little time.

Midget bondage???? lol

By the way was that ph number of Elaine's any good?

By Bwana_dik on Monday, January 12, 2004 - 12:19 pm:  Edit

Thanks, Sterling. As to being on injured reserve, I've been there, and while it's a bitch, I don't ecall regretting the activity that put me on the IR (which, last time, involved three back-to-back triplas at 4X4).

Get better buddy, the Brasilian economy is depending on you!

By Catocony on Monday, January 12, 2004 - 12:19 pm:  Edit

I've always found that getting a blowjob was a nice cure for an out-of-alignment crankshaft. Of course, if she starts but it is still a problem, a half-hour ball lick is a nice way to waste a few reai.

Why do I think that Playboy has fucked a midget at some point or another? Or maybe she was just a dwarf, I can't remember the difference. I imagine she was Irish though, so maybe a leprechan.

By Dongringo on Monday, January 12, 2004 - 11:00 pm:  Edit

Playboy - nothing personal but your videos suck dude. You're a rank amateur. A hack. A wannabe. Lame, lame, lame

I've sent Hombre some 'lost outtakes' of Adrianna so the lads can watch some real video for a change.

By Layne87 on Tuesday, January 13, 2004 - 03:47 pm:  Edit

me thinks you need a trip to rio soon DG...

By Sterling on Thursday, January 15, 2004 - 10:22 am:  Edit

I'm off the injured reserve list and back in action. The girls at Terma 61 are appropriately tired as proof.

I've also been running around the downtown massage places and 20 Real Termas like Rua Buenos Aires 85. There are some gems to be found and it is fun seeing how the locals monger. It's also good get away from Copa.

I have to say a big thanks to LAGuy for showing me around these Centro places. He's been a good guy to explore with on this trip. I think I might hit VM with him tonight.

Roadglide: I haven't tried Elaine's phone. Hell, I haven't called any girls I thought I would. The talent here right now is smoking...much better than in May. The main Termas are OK in my opinion while HELP is on fire.

SIDE NOTE: Terma Aeropuerto is where fat old Terma girls go to die. Yesterday four of us went and only one of us sessioned. Truly dismal.

Sterling

By Bwana_dik on Thursday, January 15, 2004 - 03:16 pm:  Edit

Glad to hear you're back in the saddle, pardner!

Accurate portrayal of Aeroporto. The place is pathetic. It went downhill when GCL moved into the neighborhood.

By FLhobbyer on Thursday, January 15, 2004 - 06:42 pm:  Edit

So Sterling, with Help on fire, have you sessioned with my little Cuiaba girl Miriam? How about the girl we met a Kice Suco on my last day?

By Sterling on Friday, January 16, 2004 - 07:11 am:  Edit

Bwana:
I agree that GCL must have sucked all the "hardbody" out of the girls at Aeroporto. When I saw him the other day I almost didn't recognize him. He used to be a skinny little guy. Now he's a buffed out love machine. If it wasn't for the stench of sin radiating from him I would have walked right past him.


FLHobbyer,
Nope, I haven't seen either of them again. I think they've both married somebody...at least for the week. Anyway, it was good seeing you again my friend. I'm sure we'll see each other again in this land of plenty.

Sterling

By Dongringo on Thursday, March 18, 2004 - 08:26 pm:  Edit

Roadglide
Regretably, she's been gone for month or two, but here's the pic u asked for.
image:{rafa}
It ain't TA in front of Help, but here in America, she just have to do.

(Message edited by DonGringo on March 18, 2004)

By Dongringo on Thursday, March 18, 2004 - 08:30 pm:  Edit

oops
let's try that again

Photo: Rafa

By Roadglide on Thursday, March 18, 2004 - 08:56 pm:  Edit

You gotta love those shorts

By Moondog on Friday, March 19, 2004 - 06:55 am:  Edit

Love the shorts, the smile, and the nipple poking through the shirt. Some of my fondest memories, are with the girls typing on the laptop sitting on your lap naked. Gotta love it.

Here is one in return.

Enjoy the life,

Moondog

By Dongringo on Friday, March 19, 2004 - 08:26 am:  Edit

Moondog
Beautiful - Argentina perhaps? I love her skin, and the rack looks mighty tempting too.

You're right - there's just something about chicks and computers - hell they're both 'laptops' when you get right down to it

Photo: Raise Ya

By Moondog on Friday, March 19, 2004 - 10:48 am:  Edit

Don Gringo,

Nice group photo. I think you have coined a new acronym: CWC, Chicks with Computers. :-)

Here is another shot of her and more CWC's.

Enjoy the life,

Moondog

By Dongringo on Friday, March 19, 2004 - 01:19 pm:  Edit

Damn! Remind me not to raise the stakes with Moondog in a photo contest! Nice stuff brother! You're killin me!

Ok...I don't want to look for more CWC photos in my archives, so let's deal in another genre. Didn't I see a recent post about plaid catholic school skirts?

Photos: Schoolgirl 33 34

of course, underneath those clothes was Nun other than the Patron Saint of T&A

Photos: Schoolgirl 35 36

Ok Moondog... I'm kinda afraid of what's next, but go ahead :-)

By Bwana_dik on Friday, March 19, 2004 - 01:50 pm:  Edit

Jeez, guys...nice work. Who is this hottie, DG?

By Aldaron on Friday, March 19, 2004 - 02:05 pm:  Edit

You guys are killing me.

DG.. I think I've had the girl next to you in the pink up there. I believe that is an ex-L girl. I also recognize the one next to her from your Sexual Healing video you sent me where she is dancing in the shower.

By the way.. how's your dick area coming along?

By Moondog on Friday, March 19, 2004 - 03:59 pm:  Edit

DG,

No contest here, just having fun. She is absolutely gorgeous. Thanks for the photo.

I do not have any school skirt shots, but here are a few for your viewing pleasure.

From an escort ad in Sao Paulo:

1

A photo that that somebody sent me:

2

Sao Paulo, just walking down the street:

Rio, Meia Patacia

The following is a Power Point Slide show that has been floating around for some time. She is a Norwegian girl, based in London as an Escort. I almost had a session with her, but she would not allow photos, and at 300 GBP per hour, I thought what I could do with 1500 pesos and politely declined. She still has my imagination though, and maybe one day,.......

When you get the link, either download it or open it from there. Give it a minute or two to open, or it might be better if you download it first then view it.

Angela

Enjoy the life gentlemen,

Moondog

By Tight_fit on Friday, March 19, 2004 - 04:14 pm:  Edit

Great photos! Especially the ones of all the women taking their turn on the laptop. And I used to worry about sitting here sometimes in the nude while I surfed. :-)

By Dongringo on Friday, March 19, 2004 - 05:39 pm:  Edit

Moondog
It was difficult watching that slideshow without wanting to rub out a quick one. She's unreal.

Aldaron
You're right about garota in pink - she's from L. The other one has one of the most incredible bodies I've ever seen.

Photo: Bunda

And as for my 'dick area', it's doing just fine thank you. Even though I am 'stranded at home' lately, my local garota is taking care of biz just fine. It's amazing however, that I'm actually dating someone older than me for the first time in my life. Wasn't it Badseed who said that he prefers older woman? Catacony is right when he posts "Poor DonGringo". It's finally come to this.
DG

By Badseed on Friday, March 19, 2004 - 06:23 pm:  Edit

Guys: Great pics!

DG: No I said that older women usually know what the fuck they are doing while those 18-19 year olds you pervs prefer usually need a few sessions of "teaching" As for my preferences, anything I can catch makes me happy...

;-)

BS

By Admin on Saturday, March 20, 2004 - 12:51 am:  Edit

Admin: Additional videos have been added to the Video Gallery

By Aldaron on Saturday, March 20, 2004 - 08:59 am:  Edit

That's a nice cat.

By Dongringo on Friday, April 30, 2004 - 02:07 pm:  Edit

A special thanks goes to Sandman@riofantasy.com, who helped arrange this festa for the birthday boy. If anybody wants to put on a killer festa like this with only one email, you're encouraged to contact him.
Regards
DonGringo

By Sandman on Tuesday, January 25, 2005 - 07:43 am:  Edit

I was just going back and reminiscing (while stranded in gringaville). This was really a great thread and deserved it's award winning status.

Couple of observations. Funny how most of the CWC's are typing with one finger. I see a market for Mavis Beacon CD's with GDP's!

DG-Thanks for the plug. That e-mail is no longer valid though. I can be reached at sandman00111@yahoo.com. When I get back to Rio (hopefully soon) I think there are a few guys interested in having a festa or two.

Gawd this was a funny report. Wonder what ever happened to our good buddy PlayBoy. He was a lot of fun to hang out with. Hope he didn't get married or anything stupid like that??

By Moondog on Tuesday, January 25, 2005 - 10:06 pm:  Edit

Past photos are a good thing, bringing back pleasant memories. Thanks for reviving the thread.

By Sandman on Wednesday, January 26, 2005 - 12:34 am:  Edit

Memories are one of the better features of this site. Afterall, it is one of the reasons we go to the time, effort, expense and trouble to post in the first place.

MD-As usual, yours are always top notch! We need to party together again soon buddy!

By Moondog on Wednesday, January 26, 2005 - 08:44 am:  Edit

It would be my pleasure. Dinner is on me


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