Days 3 and 4

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By Lanzan on Thursday, December 18, 2003 - 04:12 pm:  Edit

Day 3: (Tuesday Dec. 2, 2003)
It was a long day and a frustrating one as well. If I had been able to fly into Medellin on Monday night, a friend who lives there would have shown me the sites and had promised me a great time. As it stood, I flew in the morning from BOG and took a taxi to a mall called Oviedo where my first appointment awaited. This place was crawling with hot babes, it was inspiring. Unfortunately that is all I was able to do, stare at what may have been. The day run late into the night and the colleagues I was with made it impossible to venture out once we got into a hotel. I slept a couple of hours and got up early for an early flight to Pereira. In Pereira the girls have a bad reputation within Colombia for being slutty, so I was exited knowing that I would have a chance to monger later that night.

Day 4: (Wednesday Dec. 3, 2003)
Work, work, work through the day, it was exhausting!! The workday evolved into another improvised visit which took us to nearby Armenia. When we finished our later dinner, my escorts told me we would be spending the night in Armenia, and NOT in Pereira. Shit!!! was I going to get shut out two nights in a row? The hotel they selected was a nice country style place just outside of Armenia and the guys I was with were ready to turn in by 9:30 PM, what the fuck? The next day we would get up early and drive to Cali and Palmira. Cali... good, going to bed like those pussies escorting me... bad. I watched a little TV and after a while called the front desk and asked the guy if there was any night life to enjoy on a Tuesday night? He said, maybe. I asked if I could call a girl to my room and he said it was OK with him, but he doubted such service was available. With that info I asked him to call me a cab and ventured into Armenia. Armenia is a small town, smaller than Pereira, but big enough to support at least two establishments of ill repute or "vaginodromos" as the cabbie refered to them. The word made me laugh outloud, I found that if you understand there are things said that are extremely descriptive and funny in Spanish. In this case vaginodromo would translate to something like vagina-dome, you had to be there. So, we head for the place he thinks is the best in town and it turns out to be closed, good thing too because it was located in a dark street and out of the way, looking back this could have easily turned into a dangerous situation if the cabbie or some shady individuals had wanted to rob me. So we head out to the second choice, a place right on the main street just past the city center heading out towards Cali. I apologize for the nebulous description, but it was dark and I was a bit disoriented, I even left my hotel without making a note of its name, it was a bitch getting back later. So he drops me off and wishes me luck, I walk into the place and there are about 20 girls in this small and dark bar. Two or 3 guys are there so I head for the bar, ask for a drink, and start a conversation with the bartender. Turn out this guy actually owned the place and gave me the scoop on how things worked. I could choose a girl and pay a 10KCP fine to go into one of the two rooms for some fun. The girls charged 30KCP for FS. The guy calls over a hot blonde that had a J-Lo like body but with better tits and we start talking. I personally like girls on the thin side, so this J-Lo body was a compromise I accepted since the owner of the place recommended her. Luisa Fernanda is 24, 5'4", and about 120 lbs. She was from Manizales (don't know where that is in Colombia) and had a 4YO kid. Her body did not show any signs of having had a kid and her attitude was great. Having been shut out in Medellin and disappointed about not staying in Pereira, I went into one of the rooms with Luisa Fernanda within 15 minutes of arriving. The rooms are terrible, but what the fuck could I expect for 40KCP? It wasn't dirty, just ugly and small. I also did not like the fact that the door did not lock and you could hear all the music and talk right outside. So, we undress and Luisa Fernanda goes to town with a BBBJ no questions asked, things were GOOD. The session is going along just great, she's very vocal and energetic and I am having a great time, but self conscious about the thin walls, but then she stops, looks at me from head to toe and says "you may be too tall for it, but let's try it anyway". I said, what? She proceeded to position herself by the corner of the bed as if she was going to do push-ups with her lower body supported by the bed. She asked me to straddle her with my feet on the ground like a funky version of doggie, but with her partly on the bed and with me with my feet on the floor. Anyway, she really liked this position and worked vigorously, I was overwhelmed with the environment, lack of sleep and unique situation and concluded my business happily but in too brief a time span. I rate Luisa Fernanda a 6, mostly because of the environment and brevity of the encounter. If I had had any brains I would have taken her to the hotel, but I was thinking with my dick.

So it is now 45 minutes after I arrived and I do not feel like going back to the hotel. I order another drink and sit by the bar and start talking to the real bartender who was now back. This guy was really nice and told me that he had just finished hi military service and had come to Armenia to find work and go to university. I hung out for about an hour, just looking at the girls and talking to the bartender and owner, and found out that they were going to be changing locations to a place near the university. I do not know anything about Armenia so it meant nothing to me, but if any of you go looking there, it may help you to find them. Anyway, I ended-up talking to a very pretty 23YO named Erica, she was a local with a killer body, great face and great attitude. If she worked a bit on her hair she could sit in for a magazine model, that hot. Erica was 5’6”, thin and well proportioned, and about 110 lbs., she was morena and had brown eyes and black hair. I told her that I wanted to take her back to the hotel, and she said no problem, 50KCP for TLN. The owner tried to get 40KCP for a fine, but both the girl and the bartender told me he’d take 20KCP. So we get a cab and head for the hotel, but which one? All I could tell the cabbie was that it was just outside town on this road and that it was a country type hotel. We found it without problems since I knew for certain it was on that road. We got into the room without problems and it was late at night. The session with Erica was very different from Luisa Fernanda, but better because of the setting. We showered together, she gave me a long BBBJ and offered multiple and creative positions. She was very wet after the BBBJ and responded well when I started hinting on going down on her. She had shaved herself right after the shower, so no bush to get in the way of my task. She really liked getting oral and had a huge orgasm. It was my turn next and she was working even harder to please me now that she’d had her fun. This far into the trip, each experience was better than the last, and this was no exception. I rate Erica as an 8, but a high 8. I needed to get at least 2 hours of sleep so after about 3 hours of fun and conversation I got her a cab and sent her home. Not bad for having improvised, but again I would caution anybody without very strong language skills from venturing like this alone, after a few days in Colombia I was starting to pick up the slang and mannerisms that are needed to not appear like a big fucking gringo target.

By Batman on Friday, December 19, 2003 - 05:39 am:  Edit

Dude - you never said you were going around Pereira? BTW, Manizales is just outside of Armenia. I will be going to Cali this Saturday - I have a girl form Pereira driving all the way down to Cali to see me (200 Miles) and bring me to Pereira and off to the natural hot springs in Manizales. I'm glad you posted some info as I hope to escape and do some adventure searching on my own. I speak very advanced, fluent spanish (with colombian accent), and I even look and try to dress like a spanish guy as to blend in - so I trust I will be okey. teh only thing that gives me away is that I attarct a lot of attention by my physical build of an Athletic football player. Colombian guys do not have that type of physique. Anymore info you can give me on Armenia - its right next to Pereira so I might just stop by if its worth the effort.

Great report again!

I heard the same thing about women form Pereira - thsi girls that is coming to see me I met via amigos.com and we have been talking for over 2 months via e-mail and phone conversations. You are correct, she mentioned staying w/ me on our first night, and even bringing some sexy lingerie that she will wear for me..this is with only seeing me in pictures the past 2 months...man I need to start exploring Pereira more now that Cali is saturated with too many gringos.

By Lanzan on Friday, December 19, 2003 - 10:42 am:  Edit

Batman - I can't share much more about Armenia, other than to say that you should lower your expectations as it is nothing like Cali. I think Pereira is a bit bigger and therefore more cosmo, but also not like Cali. Who cares right? The women are hot all over, and with fewer mongers competing for the action. Remember that the place i went to was suppossed to move to another location, so rely on the local for the info. Also, if you are driving from Cali, make sure to stop at some of the roadside food joints, we had "caldo de gallina" at this one place that was out of this world, I didn't like the chicken, but the soup and the rest of the meal was awsome, and dirt cheap. Good luck.


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