I met up with the guys at lunch and amazingly, Aldaron made it down with me - with his wife tagging along! After lunch Aldaron's wife paroled him for the afternoon and we hopped a cab down to 4x4. He went right after Fernanda and I just sort of roamed around for a while. Footographer had dropped off one of his friends with us at Alcazar and I was trying to help him out with the whole terma concept, to little success. Oh well, live and learn. With 5:00 P.M. drawing near I finally picked a garota, a nice young light-haired girl and took her up for the happy hour special. Nice session in all, two pops and she was trying to get me to go for a triple. I was almost glad when the phone rang! Nice girl though, I have no clue what her name is but that's just not important. I went back down and spent a little bit of time in the VIP bar. The main boite was of course filled up with Brasilieros at this point, and I had to leave by 7:15 or so as a bunch of us had reservations for Thanksgiving dinner that night. However, I had just enough time to make out with a blonde I met back in July and arranged at hook-up at Help for that night. I grabbed a taxi and cruised back to the Marriott for dinner.
Now, this dinner is a story unto itself. Grshel1 has a fav down there and he had asked at lunch if I wanted her to bring a friend with them to dinner. I say sure, why not - give me pussy or give me death, I always say. So it was dinner for eight - Grshel1 and his amiga, me and her friend, Aldaron and the missus and SweetMesquite and his bud, this crazy fucking Australian dude.
We had reservations for 8 at 8:00 P.M. Being Rio, everyone finally showed around 8:45 and we had to scrounge for a table. They ended up putting a bunch of little tables together at one end of the buffet for us - we looked like a bunch of dipshits sitting down there by ourselves, but nobody gave a shit. I was surprised by the food - the turkey was good and they had beef and a couple of pork dishes. The rest of the stuff was interesting, although a valiant attempt at a traditional American Thanksgiving dinner.
My date was a little on the youngish side and didn't really do much for me, although she had a pretty nice body. I was actually really exhausted by the end of dinner (it took forever, even though it was a buffet) and I actually went upstairs to grab some aspirin. Just as I walked in my room the phone ring and it was the ex-fav calling to see what was up. I ended up being upstairs for like 15 minutes, real polite of me with everyone at dinner, and when I went back down we tried to get the bill and get going. Grshel1's fav had called in a 3rd girl for crazy Australian dude and of course the hotel tried to bill for 9 people instead of 8 ("you have 9 at table. Yeah, she just got here 3 minutes ago. She no eat? No, not in 3 minutes") .
Well, we finally get shit straightened out with the bill and everyone disperses. I head upstairs with the date but I could barely stay awake. We hit the room and the garota immediately begins stripping down. I was a little more interested in her after she got buck naked, which frequently happens with me, but luckily, just as she went into the bathroom, Aldaron calls. His wife had relayed that the garota and her friend had basically discussed, at dinner while I was in the room dukeing it out on the phone with the ex-fav, that they just wanted to grab some dough from us, do a short time and get the hell out. Well, I was in no mood for this so she comes out of the bathroom and I say that we need to negotiate. She says 300, I say all night, she says no and I say well, give me your cell phone number and I'll call you tomorrow, I'm really tired and here's R$20 for the taxi. She was not happy with this turn of events and she kind of looked at the phone and figured out that she was ratted out by whoever called me. So, she put her clothes back on and walked on out. Extra note - I find out the next day that crazy Australian dude kicked his girl to the curb as well. Grshel1's fav probably doesn't like us much anymore!
I take a nap for an hour and half (I love Rio, where you take a nap at 11:00 P.M. and get up after midnight to go poon hunting) and then roll down to TA. None of the other guys were around this night, except Garbanzo, so I walked around a little bit outside and then walked in. Help was night and day compared to last night - the talent level was down about 3 notches and the guys had all arrived that morning, so there twice as many guys as the night before. I had my second wind though and was getting a little horny again, and was just hoping the 4x4 garota would actually show and I could clear on out and go back to the hotel to lay some pipe. Of course, she didn't show - Don's 50/50 rule is pretty accurate, they only show up half the time - so after a while I decided to check out the scenery. Man, it was a nasty night, skank from corner to corner, but I ran into a blonde that I met back in July. We talked for a while and decided to head on back to the Marriott. Now, this girl had helped back in July out when SkullJockey, as he is prone to do, pissed off some garota in Help and she acted as the honest broker in calming the girl down. She, scarily enough, remembered not just my name but where I was from, that I stayed at the Marriott and a couple other things as well. Good fucking memory on her part, but a warning sign should have gone off when I negotiated 175 for the night. She was real eager to get going and she made the dumb mistake of actually giving one of the kids outside a real as we got into the taxi. Man, we had little chicklet kids chasing the fucking taxi all the way to the u-turn spot at the next street to head back up to the Marriot.
We roll in and as we get to the room, the freak show started. She does a quick inspection of the room and asked for a bottle of water and if she could have some chocolates. No problem, I say so she gets her water and chocolate and is happy and I take a quick shower. I come out and she's just sitting in the chair staring at me and rubbing her tits (nice big natural 36Ds). She asks me to kiss her and I bend down and the next thing I know she's pulled me down on her and she has a deathgrip on my arm and has my bottom lip halfway down her throat. It wasn't so much kissing as face inhalation but she was really getting worked up. She pulls my towel back and says she wants to suck my dick. Hey, music to my ears, but she says she wants me to fuck her face. The chairs in the Marriott are kind of low and are small, so I just kind of step up on the chair and feed her my dick. As expected, she got a great slobber going, with drool dripping all over the place and was making the nastiest, loudest hummer music you can imagine. She stops finally and says she wants to fuck. Now, this is where things get a little weird.
She takes a quick shower while I cool down a little on the bed. She comes back in and the only thing she says is, "make sure you fuck me hard" Okay, I can handle that, I attempted to start off with a little foreplay but she stops me and says "I want your dick in me now!" Okay, I'm flexible on the routine, I reach for a condom and before I can grab it she starts pulling me towards her and says "no condom". Well, not okay, I'm not about to bareback this chick so I grab a rubber, put two pillows under her ass and spread her. Now, as I have mentioned, the pillows at the Marriott are huge so with two pillows, her pussy is just right fucking there at eyelevel. She plants her head on the headboard, I pull her legs up, bend her all the way back with her feet on the headboard and just start pounding her. She's moaning and doing all the usual stuff and then starts - wailing and slapping her tits! Hey, I'm okay with self-flagellation but save it for sometime else I think, but being me, freakish actions by a garota are not going to slow me down in the sexo department.
I finish up and roll off of her. Now, this is when it gets really freaky. She pulls the rubber off, as the garotas tend to do (why do they always want to see the rubber and look at the spunk? It's like their holding wine up to the light or something) but instead of just putting it in the trash can (or like me, throwing it across the room!) she ties a not into the open end and reaches for her purse. I ask something along the lines of "what the fuck" and she replies that she wants to keep it. She told me she worked in a medical clinic and wanted to examine it in her microscope. Fucking weird bitch, I think. Now, there's no way I'm letting her out of the room with a DNA sample. I'm a movie buff and I'm thinking of "The Crush" or "Presumed Innocent", where this girl is going to go home, ladle the jizz out, put it up her cooze and call the cops or something. Who knows, but it was not cool in my book.
Anyway, she's trying to keep the used rubber away from me and I'm looking like an idiot trying to grab it away from her. I finally snag it and go flush it down the toilet. She comes in and says she was only kidding, but for some reason, I just don't think so. For the second time in about 6 hours, and third time in 40 hours, I'm kicking a garota to the curb. She didn't want to go and I was trying to convince her that I snore, that she wouldn't be able to sleep, I had to get up early, blah blah just so she would leave on her own. My reasons for this are simple - I was actually a little concerned about falling asleep with her in the room! I mean, this girl is either shit nuts or was acting shit nuts and I decided not to take any chances. Also, the last thing I want is for her to come up to me at Help sometime and chuck a beer at my head or something. So, I get her to leave (which she really seemed to not want to do) and went back up the room and fell immediately asleep.
I will most definitely celebrate Thanksgiving in Rio again
