Day Three - Foursome
Once again have breakfast buffet at the hotel. Before closing shop last nite I had the concierge work on booking me golf for today. He said he would try to get me on Pinehurst, a course where he said the prime minister plays. I also suggested a couple Robert Trent Jones courses which I was not able to book online for too short notice. He called me at 9am like he said and told me he got it for like 4000B.

I think, that’s cool with me and it also includes the taxi to and from the golf course, rental clubs and a caddie. The taxi driver that was supposed to pick me up called and said he’d be 30 minutes late. He picked me up and then tells me he is taking me to Royal Army Golf Course, what? Not Pinehurst? Not President? Not Navataree?

It ends up being like a public course, I think it could about 900B to play including caddie. So I guess the remaining 3100B was for the use of his clubs(my rentals) and the shuttling back and forth from the hotel. Ok, whatever, a little, lotta markup. Yeah, I didn’t actually rent clubs, the taxi driver had a set in his trunk that he let me use.

I play with a couple thai and a Frenchman. One of the thai guys did some schooling in California so he spoke some English. My caddie’s name was No and that’s what I would tell her if she asked to go back to my hotel Yes, most of these are older ladies and not attractive. She did wheel the golf bag around, gave me the clubs, cleaned the clubs after each shot, repaired divots but I usually repaired the bunkers and placed my ball down. And I did not get to sit down on any portable seats and get a massage while waiting like I heard I would. Nevertheless I guess it was thai golf experience. The best part was probably after the 9th hole they stop to eat. It wasn’t grab a hot dog and eat it on the 10th. We sat down and ordered a dish with rice and 2 choices of meats, all for less than a buck! I noticed the farang discrimination here too, the thai guys asked for water and they got this big bottle, when I asked for water the girl was getting the big bottle then this other thai lady said something so she put it back and got this small bottle and think I ended up paying farang pricehike as well.

My taxi driver is there when I finished. Shot a 105 On the way back he stops at a ‘Starbucks’ and buys me coffee. It wasn’t really a Starbucks but a chain type coffee shop. It looked more like a Wienerschnitzel that had running water down the eaves of the roof. Served espresso with a Chinese tea chaser.

My reservation at my current hotel, Grand President was only until tomorrow. So I had booked another hotel for today also. In the President family group, this one called President Solitaire. It’s the one that has the plasma tvs. This place was pricier at 3240B/night (they did have a 2500B room but were soldout). Plasma TVs might be nice if a) they had better reception and b) if they had a better selection of channels, had maybe 15 only, and only a couple English/American channels.

Anyway… took shower then went soapie hunting.

Well, taxis just want to take you where they will get kickbacks. It doesn’t matter what you tell them, they take you somewhere else. If I were a ‘legitimate’ tourist I would be really upset but since I was mongering, I figured I’d end up at one of these places sometime or another.

Anyway, first stop is Cupidy. Actually had a couple girls who I thought were kinda cute. If I didn’t mention before, there are usually 2 groups, the regular girls and the superstars. At Cupidy, there were about 20 regulars going for 3500B and about 10 superstars going for 4000B, this is what I was quoted.

Well off to some other soapies. I was finally able to get the taxi driver to take me to some of these places, threatening to walk instead.

Next stop, Angara. Had about 10 girls and quoted 1500B for a regular and 2000B for a superstar.

Next, Embassy, about 10 girls, quoted 2000B, 2500B (regular/superstar)
Next, Halem, about 10 girls, quoted 1500B, 2000B
Next, Mona Lisa, about 10 girls, quoted 3000B, 3500B

Cupidy, Angara, Embassy, and Halem were all in the same general area. When I ask the taxi to take me to Atami, he ended up taking me to Mona Lisa. Never went by but a couple taxi drivers told me Atami was closed (like was already posted). When I asked him to take me to another place, he just wanted to take me somewhere else, so I just walked. Big mistake. I was using this map by Shasta which was very helpful but it was not to scale. Man, was I walking.

Found one soapie I was looking for New Cleopatra, had about 10 regulars quoted for 2000B and 2 superstars for 2500B. Went walking to another, where is this place, how far is it?

It was called Honolulu Love Boat. Had like 3 regulars going for 2000B and 1 superstar going for 2200B. By this time I was tired, feet sore, and needed no more exercise, so found a taxi to take me back to Cupidy since I’d seen a couple cuties. Well, those cuties were gone. After all that walking I could really use a massage so just took the best of what was there. 5000B, what? I was just here and was quoted 4000B. The papasan went to talk with someone then came back and said ok. Her name was Led, dad Chinese, mom Thai, about 5’3”, 115#, bad complexion (a lot of girls have bad complexions), stretch marks on her bootie, natural down there, A+cups with big dark n*pples. When we got into the room, she rolled and smoked some weed. She gave the usual CBJ and CG.

I knew Cupidy was somewhat close to my hotel and experimented with the walk and it was reasonable walking distance. Was a little worried about safety but I noticed that walking late at night, in dark alleys, it was pretty safe, no confrontations… either that or I was just lucky.

Sounds like the crackdown has drastically reduced the number of girls at each MP. 10 girls? 3 girls at Honolulu(this Mp was busted awhile ago and is part of the Davis Group which also owns New Cleopatra, Emmanualle etc)? I've never seen those BKK MP with so few girls. Cupidy has more girls probably but it is not part of the Davis group. I think Davis group's owner mouthing off about the cops taking bribes and his reckless way of driving away tenants at another area has something to do with so few girls at the MPs.

I went across the street to a bar. It was 85 degrees ouside. There were other humans walking on Soi 4. The bar was approximately 43 square meters. I conversed with the human and she quoted 3,000 baht. The exchange rate is 39.5 baht to 1 American Dollar. We went back to my hotel. The hotel is approximately 37 meters from Nana Plaza. We had consensual sex after we showered. It was fun..........Sound familiar. I know this is your first report bootie but try to throw in some perspective on how you feel about the place and some humor. I read the report and thought there would be a test afterward.

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Blazers: humor... I see, I see, says the deaf man