Day Five – Shot by Cupidy’s Arrow
Next morning I decide to check out the internet at the President Solitaire. The room is empty but a sign says to check with Customer Services for assistance. I go to the check-in and say I want to use the internet and they tell me just to go in and logon.

Ok, I just go on the nearest computer. A few minutes later, a girl comes walking in. She is cute! Apparently the front computer was her desk. I was supposed to use the one in back. She said it was ok, but her phone kept ringing and she would have to keep coming forward to answer it. I asked her if she wanted to just switch but she said it was ok. The internet girl asked me what I was doing tonite. She said I should come with her tonite but then said she was kidding. I asked her if she had a boyfriend or husband(faen?) but she didn’t respond. Didn’t know what to figure.

Oh well, I wanted to check-in with Northwest. The internet service here was free as opposed to 60B/15” at the Grand President.

Went to eat breakfast here too. I liked the breakfast at the Grand President better. This one seemed too American and less selection. But they would add it to my room tab as opposed to the GP which I had to pay in cash.

Went back upstairs to sh*t and shower.

Anyway, off on my way to the full service barber shop, Baron’s. Back on the Skytrain. Got on at Nana and headed toward On Nut and got off at Phrom Phong station, just 2 stops. I went out Exit 4. Following direction from Hombre, turned left(south) on the nearest street in sight about 100 feet down, then at the 1st alley, turned left again. At the end was a metal garage gate. I looked thru it and saw Baron’s Barber Shop. However the door to it was closed and the door to the garage gate was locked. Appeared to be closed but it was already after 11am. Oh well, I guess no full service haircut for me

So I decided to go into the shopping mall nearby, The Emporium. Pretty high class. I notice quite a few Japanese people and some Japanese stores and restaurants too.

Off to more sightseeing. I took the Skytrain, first the Sukhumvit line toward Mo Chit then at the Siam/Central station transferred to the Silom Line and took it all the way to the end station, Saphan Taksin hoping to see The Grand Palace, the place where the King and Queen are, huge place. It was right by the Chao Praya River but I guess it was still pretty far and the building skyline cut off my view anyway. So back to the hotel.

I stop off at the internet and my internet girl lets me use her computer again and I ask her when she gets off work. She said 6pm. Well, my itinerary was to hit another area of soapies. I was thinking that if I could return before 6pm maybe I’d ask her if she’d join me for dinner.

Lunchtime back at the restaurant at the Grand President. In the lobby was one pretty hot looking girl. Kinda reminded me of a ‘superstar’ I’ve seen in Rio. This one had a typical flat thai butt, but I don’t remember that ‘superstar’ really having that much of a bunda herself. Was gonna ask for a picture but she was with some dude. I avoided asking to take a picture if the girl was with a dude or if the girl was with her mother

Had another good lunch but a little spicy, pet. The restaurant host was getting married in a few days and invited me to his wedding but I told him I was leaving before that.

Off on the soapie run… found a taxi driver out front. One I used before. First stop, Poseidon. I think he remembered my agenda, so he didn’t try to take me somewhere else. There were like 8 normal girls going for 2000B and 1 superstar going for 2200B but all ugh. Next stop, Caesars. Well, it was like 430pm and there were no girls in the fishbowl. Was going to go to Emmanuelle, Nataree, and Hi-Class but the taxi driver told me they do not open until 6pm. Then we were going to go to Juliana but he told me closed. So we went to Catherine but they only had 2 girls and not attractive. I was just going to all the one’s on Shasta’s map for Ratchadapisek.

So I told him to take me back to Cupidy. I noticed that a majority of the touts/taxi drivers were promoting Cupidy and based on what I saw, their quality was the best. There were 2 other soapies there but couldn’t remember their names. When we got the Plaza Entertainment Complex, I saw the name DeLila. I had the taxi driver take me up there on the 6th floor. There were 4 girls, 2 were kinda ok but of those 2, one was kinda old. When I asked how much, the papasan said 6000B, I just said no thank you. I think the other one was called Sherbet? but couldn’t find it.

The taxi driver took me down to Cupidy. I saw one of the cuties that I had seen the other day. There were a couple other ok ones. Again I was quoted like 4000-5000B. I said how about 2 for 6000B. He wouldn’t bite so settled on 2 for 7000B. I picked the one cutie, Oil and another Well. Oil was like 5’, 93#, cute face, 23yrs, nice B+cups maybe even C-, the best boobs I’d seen all trip, and trimmed not totally natural down there. Well was like 5’3”, 115#, trimmed also, implants(I think the ones in soapies are more guaranteed to be ‘girls’ than ladyboys?). They gave me CBJ, CG, and sucked on my n*pples. Oil gave me a little DFK and some mish too. I wish I had only picked Oil as she was really good. I really liked the way she gently washed me and dried me.

It took like forever to get a taxi, so I went back inside and waited. All the girls were trying to get my attention as if I was a new customer. There were a couple cuties. One of them I really liked but when I started looking at another she dissed me. Was thinking about returning for her but after that not.

My metered taxi took me back for 35B. The meter started at 35B and didn’t move. When I got back to the hotel, it was after 6pm so I missed the internet girl. I went to the restaurant here at the President Solitaire because one of the waitresses at GP said her friend worked at PS. She was supposed to be taller and darker. Found out she actually primarily does room service. I sat down in the restaurant and waited for her. She was taller and darker but not as cute as my waitress at GP. Again the meal was good but I still liked the food better at GP.

When I made the reservation for the hotel, I pre-booked an airport taxi for 625B. My waitress friend told me that I should just get a taxi and say ‘meter’. By meter she said it would probably be less than 100B. Caught my 2am taxi to the airport which only took 15”. The airport doors were open but the staff was not working. They didn’t start working until 330am. D*mn, so I just sat in the airport for another hour, oh well… thinking, the best looking girl I saw all trip was the one I saw get out of the elevator when I first when up to my hotel room.

They opened up shortly before 330am. They asked me the usual bunch of questions but they also asked if I had matches, that was a new one. I usually have some for use as a bathroom deodorizer. Checked in no problem and this time on the return they replaced my paper on-line boarding passes with their regular boarding passes, they also stuck a sticker on you. I was randomly picked to open my luggage. They weren’t really thorough, just kinda lifted clothes here and there. Unzipped my toiletries bag but didn’t dump everything out. Closed it back up and put a tape over it however one of my shirts was sticking out I couldn’t reopen because then I would break the seal. They x-rayed it and off to the gate. Just before going thru the carry-on security, needed to go to pay a ‘500B exit tax’ at a booth. Then showed the receipt to the guy at the carry-on security before going thru which was pretty normal and no problems.

At the gate, you had to check-in again and then you would sit within a closed area. Had to sit in coach the whole way back with some bitchy flight attendants. But it was ok, I tried to sleep most of the time. One thing I did notice on these 747-400’s was the difference in underseat carry-on space for aisle seating. The seating across the plane was 3-4-3. If you had an aisle seat in one of the end-3-configurations, you only got like 2/3 the normal space under the seat. But if you got an aisle seat in the middle-4-configuration, then you got the full capacity under the seat. Makes a difference putting your bag and feet under there. I don’t like putting my bag in the overhead compartment cause I’m going into my bag a lot and you can’t get to the overhead compartment at will.

Other things I learned… Take meter taxis only & go only to where you ask or get out cause ripped off by airport taxi and city taxis, minimum taxi fare is 35B, maximum shouldn’t be much more; Hang at soapies for 1½-2hours to see the full cycle of girls, also when you haggle a price directly a the girl, you’re bound to get the kind of service you pay for but since at soapies you’re bargaining with the papasan/mamasan and they’re not the one giving you the service, haggle the price down as much as possible or walk and make a note to tip the girl for the money you’re saving since she’s the one giving you the service.

The weather was great the whole time I was there. Not sure what the exact temperatures were but felt like 80s and the humidity wasn’t that bad. I walked around quite a bit and didn’t get all wet and sticky, well, … At night was even better cause you could comfortably walk around in shorts and t-shirt.

I know I am an aweful storyteller compared to most on this board but as I was reading this, I couldn't help but notice how dry this report is. The tone of the report sounds so sterile as if you had no fun on the trip. Are you a robot or human? I felt like I was reading an algebra equation instead of a trip report. I cant imagine you had any fun writing this story, it reads like an accountants memo to his boss.