Day 2: Not So Happy in PHG

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By Dcool1 on Sunday, January 18, 2004 - 11:51 am:  Edit

After Parksauna Wildenrath, I decided to go the next day to Planet Happy Garden (http://www.planet-happy-garden.info/) which is the only club open on Sunday in the area. Finding PHG was a headache. My webmaps were inaccurate. Many back and forths and I almost entered the wrong house (!). It was a shame because PHG gets all sort of signs and lightings on the outside. But I expected discretion so I could not see it for some time although I passed by three or four times…

PHG is a nice club with a warm decoration (lots of wood and blue colour, marine and navy style). It is a pleasant place to sit and stay. There are also a garden and cabins in the outdoor. In the evening, they have a nice warm buffet included in the 50 euros entrance fee but go quickly, they do not refill (also included : beer, coffee, coke,…) For me, the only downside of this place is…. its selection of girls. Too bad for hobbyists. I could not see one over whom I became enthusiastic. Maybe a couple of 8s, but not my style. The other thing is that since PHG is the only club open on sundays, the ratio girls/guys was awful, maybe 50/50. A lot of regular customers including many Netherlanders (border at about 20 miles) were there and the girls were very busy chatting and drinking with their favourite pals. I forgot also to say that I could not stand the music they played. Absolutely lousy. This drove me to decide not to wait too much time before leaving PHG and to make a fatal mistake: making a choice too fast.

I finally liked two sweet eyes in the crowd. They belonged to Gloria, an other Polish girl. I was seduced by the head and forgot to look at other crucial details. I discovered later that she had almost no tits and that she was really too skinny for me. Although Gloria was nice to talk to and showed a good attitude, she was a bit passive during the session and did it with no particular enthusiasm and rather with a certain amount of laziness. She said she was 26 but looked at least 30. She used to work for long time in Holland. Maybe not a good reference. I took the one hour option (75 euros) with Gloria which was also stupid as after 40 mn I had enough.

I was disappointed by PHG. I don’t think I will go back there again one day. And surely not on a Sunday. If I go back, I would try maybe some slow season like summer and only in the afternoon and during the week.

By Peter29 on Tuesday, January 20, 2004 - 12:23 am:  Edit

Dcool,

PHG isn't the only club that is open on Sunday, most are, Wildenrath also. But Sunday isn't a really good day fopr selection of girls in any place.

I share many of your feelings on PHG. On the German boards it gets the best reviews, but I find the girls generally a little older. I think the customers are older too. I agree with you about the music, that is why I like Wildenrath better. There are a lot of regulars in PHG who hog the girls all night long just to talk. They love tha atmosphere there and don't understand that it might not be so great for others.

I can't wait to hear your report on Babylon.

Peter

By Dcool1 on Tuesday, January 20, 2004 - 03:10 pm:  Edit

Peter,

You are right. I forgot that Parksauna Wildenrath is open on sundays. But Babylon is not.
Parksauna got younger and definitely friendlier girls.
Babylon is next. I share your impatience. I can't wait to report on that club...:-)

Dcool


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