I woke up very early on the first morning of my trip (surprise, surprise) after about two hours of sleep. My stirring woke the fave and we cuddled and kissed and played around for an hour or so before she said she wanted to get more sleep instead of going out walking with me. I didn’t really want to pull the trigger a third time with her so soon anyway, as I didn’t want to run low on bullets so early in the trip and I had BIG plans for racking up some numbers that afternoon in Pattaya.

One of the only problems I had with Pattaya on my last trip was that there was very little to do in the morning hours, and this time I had similar feelings about Bangkok. A simple thing like finding an open internet café at 7 AM was difficult. I figured that exercise would do me good, though, and I hadn’t really seen all that much of Bangkok on the last trip so I decided to do some walking and see where I’d end up.

Unfortunately I didn’t venture far from my previous beaten paths, walking a ways past Dynasty down Soi 4 until it dead ended, then walking back to Sukhumvit. Trust me, not many sights to see on Soi 4 at 7 AM, just lots of hotels that never get reviewed on this board, not sure why not.

Back to Sukhumvit, I made a right and probably made it down to the skytrain station past Nana before crossing over and walking back down the other side. I saw a chick walking a little way ahead of me that looked to have GREAT legs and ass under some very tight pants, and I almost whipped out my camera as I got close to try and document it. Then it turned out that this was a genuine freelancer who struck up a conversation as I walked by. Unfortunately, a freelancer with a nasty looking face and features that looked a little too masculine. All I did when I saw THAT was walk twice as fast to get safely past and not look back.

After crossing over to the EDEN side of Sukhumvit (as opposed to the Majestic side), I finally did find an internet café open a little after 8 AM and the chicks that were either working there or just hanging out looked GREAT and were filled with smiles for such an early hour. My machine promptly ate my first CH post, though, and that never puts me in a real happy mood. As it had been two calendar days since I had checked my email it took awhile to get caught up on things and it was close to 10 AM before I got back to the hotel.

I was pleasantly surprised to see not only Epimetheus in the lobby having breakfast, but he was at a table surrounded by some email buddies that I had first met in TJ more than 4 years ago and hadn’t seen since in probably 2+ years, Omega from the old Redsnake board and Nabi_Asia. The other guy I vaguely remembered from TJ, but was in BKK for pretty much just the WEEKEND! And I thought I WAS AN ADDICT!!!

Epi informed me that my honey hadn’t answered the phone when he’d called a little after 9 AM and said he thought she had to be at work by 10. I felt a little bad, as I had said I’d only be gone an hour or so and I hadn’t left her any money before I left. I wasn’t too stressed, though, as she worked so close and was seemingly ALWAYS around – I figured I’d just give her a 1500 baht handshake later that morning before we headed to Pattaya. Stiffing her and testing the depth of her ‘love’ certainly did cross my mind, though.

Epi had some errands to run before we headed out, and as it turned out, I had to change rooms at Dynasty because somebody had booked my room for that day in advance. They gigged me for another 100 baht to move me down one floor, but that room was indeed a little bigger, the shower a lot bigger, and the room had a nice view. It also put me next door to Size 15 (who I still hadn’t met yet) and that led to hearing some rather INTERESTING noises much later that night coming from next door.

As I was hungry again and in the mood to see some SIGHTS that Dynasty just can’t provide enough of (although there always seems to be a parade of bargirls coming and going there which is endlessly entertaining), I convinced the rest of the breakfast crew minus Epi to head over to the Bus Stop beer complex a couple blocks down soi 4. The food had been good there the last time, the atmosphere tropical and relaxing, but more importantly the place had a small army of waitresses and many of them were really cute. I had taken one out for a short time session on my last trip and had a good time with her.

I looked hard for her again on this trip, but she wasn’t around. An amazingly thin and attractive girl was, however, and I ended up inviting her for a drink while Omega and I ate. I had the ‘breakfast’, which was rather no frills, but cheap. Oh, and my breakfast beer, of course.

Bus Stop is open air and beautifully landscaped with plants and trees all over the place, and it seems all the more impressive when considering you’re right in the middle of Bangkok and 2 blocks from NEP. There are large TV screens everywhere around the bar, and it was kind of amusing to see a cricket match being played. I’d probably seen less than 2 minutes of cricket in my entire lifetime, and while I’d be perfectly happy to never see it again, it definitely added a bizarre ‘you’re not in Kansas anymore’ atmosphere to my morning. The weather during my entire trip was just incredibly GREAT, warm day and night, never hot with no humidity – which was quite a change from July where it was simply SWELTERING the whole time – particularly at open air places like Bus Stop where a waitress had to bring you a cold damp towel every 3-4 minutes so you could cool off and stop sweating.

‘My’ girl was an absolute cutie, and while I wasn’t super horny and she was too skinny for my taste, I DID try and get her to my room and she just laughed it off saying we were ‘friends’. It was a small blow to the ego to get turned down like that, but as my interest in her was kind of half-hearted, I was probably better off for it. I did get a pic of her there at the bar. Getting turned down sort of confirmed something I had suspected on my last trip seeing some of the hottest girls looking quite disinterested in contact with guys: I think some girls at Bus Stop really are just waitresses and don’t often leave with customers.

Omega did end up finding a girl there that was with the program and was doing the math to see if he could get her back to his room at Majestic and have a quality short time with her before having to check out of his room and head for his afternoon flight to the Philippines. Running into him in AC a few days later he reported that the mission ended up being quite successful.

Epi, Size 15 and I had a taxi scheduled to meet us at the hotel to head for Pattaya at noon, so I went back and changed rooms at Dynasty and called Size 15 and Epi to let them know I was heading out to buy some VITAMINS and would meet them in the lobby at noon.

Epi had been extolling the virtues of Cialis as opposed to the generic V I had used on my last trip, and I was looking forward to trying some on this trip based on his raves. But heading to two different pharmacies got me quotes of 3000 and 2900 baht respectively for 4 pills, which seemed REALLY expensive to me. So I passed and decided to load up on the generic V again – roundish red 100 mg. Pills of ‘caverta’, which cost me 600 baht for 4.

As I asked for those, some local chick that was just hanging out in front of the pharmacy booth next to Nana Hotel pulled out a blister pack of 4 blue pills and asked me if I wanted to buy those instead. She said I could have them for 500 baht. I asked her what was up, and she said that she had a client from Europe that had given her a whole bunch of the stuff and would let me have them cheap. I was having fun with her, but said I don’t usually buy stuff on the street, how did I know it wasn’t total crap? She said try it, and if you like it you can buy more.

I asked for the sample for free (4 tabs in the original package). She said NO WAY. I played on with the joke one more time and told her that if they worked she could come to Dynasty the next day and I’d buy all she had! She still rather seriously said she wouldn’t just give them away. Finally as I got change from the pharmacy chick after I paid for the Kamagra and as I was walking away, I told the girl next to me in the street that I’d give her 200 baht for the 4 pills. She accepted instantly, which made me think I had just been scammed, but then figured it was only 200 baht, and if the things WORKED, I had just bought my whole trip’s supply of vitamins for 800 baht total, 50 baht apiece for the iffy stuff off the street.

To make a long story short, the blue generic stuff she sold me worked GREAT, no side effects whatsoever, and ended up being an incredible value. Unfortunately she didn’t show up the next day as I would have bought a lifetime supply. I still have the package, and it says they were called Vega 100, which was Sildenafil Citrate (same same as the Kamagra package said) and was made in India.

I packed my new vitamins in my fanny pack along with the camera and waited for Epi in the Dynasty lobby. I ran into Size 15 there, and he struck me immediately as a super nice guy completely in LOVE with Thailand. Gee, imagine that! I think he said that this was his 4th trip since this past JUNE! That was almost Epi-esque!

I excused myself for a minute to go find the BKK fave from the night before and give her some baht as I hadn’t paid her and give her a card with my new room number on it. She said she’d come stay with me again that night, but I figured I’d be back from Pattaya in time to hook SOMETHING else up in BKK and didn’t encourage her. As it was a nice backup plan, though, I told her that we’d probably be back very late, that I wanted to see her before I left for the PI the next day, and that if she was awake and not ‘busy’ that she could call after three and see if I wasn’t ‘too tired’ for company. Her cheeriness never dimmed and she said that she’d try and call me very late that night.

Epi ended up being quite late (we started lableling these incidents as being on ‘Epi time’) as he was having trouble ditching his girlfriend for the day for the trip down to Pattaya. As it turned out, she was now requesting that she be able to go WITH US. While Epi is lightning quick to shut down BS from a bargirl, he was slightly wimpy with the GF and I played along a little bit and told her that we didn’t have any room in the car – we were some big dudes. Epi finally had to tell her NO she couldn’t come, and this led to a severe hissy fit on her part that was gutwrenching to watch. I don’t have a lot of experience breaking hearts, but I am a TOTAL sucker for tears and probably would have ditched my friends and stayed with the girl if she had pulled that shit on me. But luckily she wasn’t MY problem, and Epi simply shut off his phone when it started buzzing like crazy in the car!

The ride to Pattaya just FLEW bye, and we were there almost before I knew it. We had the taxi drop us off right in front of the entrance to the Soi 6 beer bar heaven, and within 2 minutes of getting out of the cab we were inside a bar with girls surrounding us. While splitting the taxi even three ways was a LOT more expensive than taking the bus from Ekkamai station as we had done on my last trip, the trip was a LOT quicker, especially getting out of Bangkok, which seemed to take forEVER on the bus. And for me time was at a premium as I had less than 24 hours to go in Thailand before heading to the Philippines.

I only visited the Soi 6 beer bars two times on my last trip, but I had some REALLY good times there, and the sensory overload of the place at such cut-rate prices was one thing I really missed about Asia and was REALLY excited about experiencing again. Except with less than 36 hours to spend in Thailand on the first leg of my journey, I didn’t see any way that it was going to be possible to stay in Bangkok the first night and still be able to go to Pattaya and back before catching a plane to Manila at noon on Saturday. But where there was a will, there was a way, and Epi’s suggestion the night before of a bombing run to Pattaya sounded PERFECT, and HERE WE WERE!!!

The Soi 6 I am referring to is a group of probably 40 beer bars lining both sides of a street for a full block, with 90% of the girls that work in the bars (the unoccupied ones, anyway) waiting outside in the street trying to attract customers. To me it seemed like a Thai version of the street girl ‘alley’ in TJ, except there were 4x as many girls and their attitudes were off the CHART better. While I hadn’t seen any stunners on Soi 6 on my last trip, Epi had sent me pics of some damned nice looking girls he’d had there and Bud (Bigballs) had apparently found my DREAMGIRL there in his trip in October. For ME, seeing anyone with BIG tits was enough to get me excited, and with 100+ girls milling about at about 2:30 in the afternoon when we arrived, there was probably something there for EVERYONE.

We wandered about 2/3 of the way down the street with Epi only stopping slightly to greet old ‘acquaintances’ before we reached a bar that had both a chick that Epi knew AND a chick that had big tits out front. I suggested we head inside for a drink, and before I knew it there were girls next to or on top of all three of us as drinks were being brought. I immediately bit one of the Vega blue pills in half and washed it down with coke and figured I’d sit and wait for it to take effect (if it had ANY, it was still an unknown quantity) before picking a girl and heading upstairs to the onsite short time rooms that all of these bars have for some fun.

The girl on my lap (Since I’m terrible with Thai girls’ names, I’ll simply call her ‘A’ as she was the first of the day) had different ideas, however, kissing me, rubbing Mr. Happy, pulling her big, floppy tits out and shoving them in my mouth. She started playing with my dick inside my shorts, and I encouraged her to not stop there, but to pull it out and give me a ‘sample’ of her talents. She didn’t have a problem with pulling it out, but hesitated slightly when I asked her to suck it right there, kind of sheepishly glancing around. Of course since Epi was already apparently FUCKING HIS GIRL right there on the couch across from us, it seemed clear that nobody was going to object! So she leaned over and gave it a couple of slurps, and it became pretty obvious that I had no need to wait for the little blue pill to kick in! She said ‘you pay bar’, I asked how much (300 baht? I can’t remember), and within 5 minutes inside the bar we were headed thru the back up the stairs to short time heaven!

While I am often impulsive when selecting girls, I am rarely THIS impulsive, and after the obligatory showers I was a little wistful over not having set up some guidelines before we went upstairs. First of all, I never established any sort of time frame for the session or any rules as to what was going to be included. And while I never got any overt attitude, she pulled the ‘I’m shy’ routine at picture time and I did get told after about 5 minutes into sucking dick that her mouth was getting tired. POOR BABY would have been my usual response, but I took it easy on her and decided I wanted to fuck those big hanging milks.

While I know that for many of you, sag is BAD as far as tits go, I simply LOVE IT, and when combined with really BIG, I get really turned on in a hurry. Soon enough I had my ass perched on her midsection and was squeezing her tits on my cock that was thrusting away at the soft flesh. It didn’t take but a couple of minutes of this before I started spurting spooge and sending a few warm blasts into her neck (she did the head turn successfully, unfortunately! DAMMIT!) and then into the valley between her pillowy tits. MAN, I LOVE titty fucking!!!

‘A’ wasn’t TOO squeamish about the flying fluids, but we did both head for the shower right afterwards, and by this time my little blue pill HAD apparently kicked in, and I was there trying to poke her with my tentpole to let her know that she had merely scratched an immediate itch before.

She, of course, started getting dressed and said that ‘short time is one time’, and as I hadn’t confirmed otherwise before heading up with her, I didn’t feel righteous enough to argue. She also started pretending she couldn’t understand me, which got pretty annoying. Under different circumstances I would have pushed a second round (We had been in the room MAYBE 15 minutes and that included 2 showers!), but since I didn’t like her attitude and figured I had a TON of other prospects waiting outside, I figured I’d save my boner for the next girl.

Size 15 hadn’t seen anything he liked and was still waiting downstairs when we came back to the bar. I think he was pretty surprised to see me so soon. I told him that we could be waiting another HOUR before seeing Epi, and he decided to go out and take a look around for a few minutes before meeting up with us there. As he and Epi both had cellphones with local sim cards (something I didn’t invest in for the severely limited time I had in Thailand) the chances we would ever lose each other was very small.

‘A’ surprised me a little bit by coming back and sitting on my lap while I was waiting for Epi and never asked me to buy her a drink, something I hadn’t even had a chance to do before we had headed upstairs. She’d get up and go outside for a minute or so every few minutes, but every time she came back into the bar she’d immediately come sit on my lap and grind on the sweet spot. I’d tease her in front of everyone who’d listen about how she had been such a short time princess and complained about her mouth hurting, and she’d just giggle and grind a little harder. I got tempted to pay up for a second round! Fortunately Epi came back much quicker than he usually does and saved me from such a crazy impulse!

The girl Epi went with was a girl I’d probably have never looked twice at, but when I saw him coming down with her I noticed that she had what looked to me to be PERFECT legs and ass, and what looked to be a every nice body overall. She also had long, pretty hair, but I think what turned me off about her was the TON of blue eyeshadow that reminded me of the fat chick on Drew Carey! She also had prominent tattoos, which I absolutely HATE.

Size 15 rejoined us as we were paying up and heading out, and fearful that the V I had taken would begin upsetting my stomach if I didn’t eat something soon, I suggested we have some lunch. Epi ended up marching us to a Mexican restaurant, of all things, and having very good things to say about the food. Seemingly like EVERY place he goes, the whole staff knew Epi, and the waitresses at this place were indeed some cuties I would have barfined in a heartbeat.

Epi explained that the food there was good, but that it probably wouldn’t taste like the Mexican food we were used to back home, and I ended up agreeing with him 100%. I got some sort of super burrito, but with carmelized onions it ended up being sweet when I didn’t expect it. Good, though, I have to admit. I also had several drinks during the meal, trying to show Size 15 I didn’t ALWAYS order coke in bars, but that my fear of V fucking up my stomach like it had on the last trip had led me to try not to mix it with beer and an empty stomach earlier in the bar.

I think the drinks were a little strong, however, as I was pretty giddy on our return trip to Soi 6. We did manage to stop by Epi’s favorite foot massage place on our way back, but the love of my life, the GIANT titted grandma (owner of the absolute HEAVIEST set of tits I have ever experienced in my life) wasn’t there. Oh well, I really had no place to take her and molest those mammoth mammaries anyway!!!

When we got back to Soi 6 dusk was approaching and looking back I was in a bit of a funny mood. Epi would send me pics of a girl there that he introduced me to, and I remember not only having NO interest in her at the time, but being almost freaked out by her looks – the girl was just TINY, especially her face. As many of you know, I am pretty much an OMNIVORE as far as body types go, and I am often in the mood for BREAKING my dick in the little small ones, but that afternoon I was apparently in the mood for biggn’s. It was definitely my loss, because packed on that tiny body were some AMAZINGLY BIG TITS that made my jaw drop in pictures. Yet another reason to just turn off my brain sometimes and blindly follow the advice of Epi the Allknowing.

I was in such a funky mood that we may have even done a LAP around all the Soi 6 bars before I finally saw some big cans that made me want to go inside a bar. I almost immediately thought I’d made a mistake when the girl I simply wanted to get a better look at was sitting on my lap. When she sat down I got a good look at her face, and while I wouldn’t exACTLY say she was ugly, I wouldn’t argue if others said it either!!! And while I’d stop short of calling the girl (Let’s call this one ‘B’!) fat, she certainly was STURDY!

She allayed my fears, however, by not asking for a drink right away and offering unlimited free samples of her rather massive breasts. After pawing them and sucking on them for 10 minutes or so with her grinding on the sweet spot, I figured I’d at least buy her a drink to show my appreciation before dumping her and RUNNING for the hottest thing I could see to drop the urgently building load. But the more we fooled around the hotter she got, and we started talking about which holes were available and what she wanted to do to me, and I started thinking that we could have a LOT of fun together if I’d just forget that she had a face made for radio and a little too much ‘junk’ everywhere! Finally after she hemmed and hawed about giving up the glory hole, I extracted a promise of 2 hours of unlimited banging with the glory hole a MAYBE and got too horny to resist any more. Again, the barfine including the short time room upstairs was something like 300, and the standard fee for the Soi 6 girls for short time is 500 baht.

‘B’ also started out a little shy for pictures, and I didn’t press things too much because I wanted to get to the action and didn’t think she was all that hot to begin with. We started fooling around in the shower, and getting her on the bed I took over as driver and started pumping away. We never made it out of missionary before I popped, and we were BACK in the shower after my 4th pop of the trip since I had landed 18 hours before.

‘B’ was amazed that I STILL had a tentpole while we were in the shower a second time, and I told her that she simply ‘made me horny’. She accused me of taking viagra, and I simply laughed and said ‘what’s that?’.

Of course, after a few minutes of head back on the bed, we were screwing again, and I mean I fucked the HELL out of her this time. After about 30 minutes of flat out pounding, she just whined a little, looked at me a little misty eyed and said ‘Porker, it hurt’. I never wanna cause internal damage or anything, but as finishing is always nice, I begged for just a few more minutes of plowing. Finally after a couple more whimpering breaks and no lube in sight, I called things off and we headed for the shower again. She again cursed ‘Viagra’, and I didn’t say anything, but did agree mentally that it indeed probably was the bane of the working girl who wasn’t a clock watcher!

Surprisingly Epi and Size 15 were both within shouting distance as we descended – Size 15 had compromised on his looks standard a little and decided the make it a 3 musketeers thing from this little bar, and after I begged that we find a place where I could get some WATER we caught a baht bus for Walking Street to go check out the go-go action.

As I only had 3 nights in Pattaya on my last trip and we were staying down on Soi 2, I had only seen the go-gos of Walking Street on my last night in town. It was a lot of fun, and the hotties per capita was indeed a lot higher than the beer bars I had spent most of my time in Thailand viewing. Epi asked for suggestions as we arrived at Walking Street and threw out a couple of his own, but as I didn’t remember being impressed with the talent (or more precisely, the number of girls) at the places he had mentioned as ‘fun’ last time, I suggested Happy a Go Go as the starting place, and I think we were ALL happy with the choice. There were quite a few people there when we arrived around 9 PM, but we managed to get a table along the inside wall and it didn’t take much time for all of our heads to be on a swivel yelling ‘WOW! Look at THAT one! If you like firm, natural tits (and who doesn’t???), you would have been in HEAVEN that night at Happy a Go Go. Some of those chicks’ bodies were simply stunning.

After awhile, though, the curve was almost TOO high there, though, like it was tough distinguishing the supreme goddess from the merely AWESOMELY HOT! And I was a little intimidated by the girls’ looks there, thinking they’d surely want at least 2000 or so total for short time, plus I was clueless as to where to take them as I didn’t have a room in Pattaya. We ended up staying for an hour or so, seeing all the dancing rotations, and leaving, drooling. I would HIGHLY recommend a stop for a drink in Happy a Go Go if you find yourself in Pattaya with some time on your hands.

After a little discussion as to where to go next, we somehow ended up in Electric Blue go go bar, and while the NUMBER of hotties in this place couldn’t compare to Happy, there was a LOT of energy among the girls there, and they ALL got butt naked 30 seconds into their dance set and stayed that way. In Mexico where I live, girls get naked onstage quite a bit, but letting you actually SEE anything when they do is rare, and it’s only meant as a tease, lasting a few seconds if you’re lucky. This place had HOT girls showing FULL ON PINK for 10 minutes straight. If you can’t get mildly aroused being entertained in such a manner, you better go see a doctor!

The UBER hottie in the club ended up dancing right in front of Epi in front of our upstairs perch, and this girl was simply a caramel colored GODDESS. Thin, shapely, pretty face with POPPIN’ FRESH, OH so firm tits. I mean she was so hot that I think all of us figured she’d be the bitch from hell who’d never deign to give slobs like US the time of day. But he called her over for a drink and then popped the short time question, and fuck if she didn’t say ‘SHU-AH’ (‘sure’, for those of you who don’t speak Thai BarGirl-ese) – But ONSITE. Actually this was convenient, as again, none of us had a room for the night in Pattaya.

It took a little while to make the arrangements, and we simply agreed that Epi’d call to locate us when he was done. Size 15 and I stayed and watched the still quite entertaining lineup for awhile before leaving to see if we could find some dinner as drinking for several hours straight was making me a little queasy.

There ended up being an Italian Restaurant next door, and it turned out to be a rather nice little place. The waitresses were quite cute, there, and Size 15 ended up with a little crush on the tiniest and cutest one, who simply appeared to LOVE all the attention he was giving her. As far as the food goes, bread and butter eased the quease, and the lasagna was packed with hamburger meat, so ended up being greasy, but good. With almost perfect timing, Epi called right as we were finishing dinner, and reported that to his surprise, the E. Blue hottie was a good time and sucked like a champ. You GOTTA fucking LOVE Thailand!!!

As soon as we met up, though, talk immediately centered about heading back to Bangkok. Most urgently, Size 15 had a fave at a BKK gogo, and they had been communicating all afternoon about her staying with him that night. It was about 11 PM at the time, and the traffic all AROUND Walking Street was at a standstill. Epi called someone he knew who arranged transportation, and was promised that despite the late hour, that she could get us a taxi within 15 minutes. In another episode of what ended up being Epi time (though this time it wasn’t really his fault), we FINALLY got on the road back to Bangkok at about 12:20 as I was beginning to literally pass out from exhaustion on the sidewalk and my amigos were worrying that I was going to fall into traffic!

Simply standing and waiting for an hour on Walking Street was a TRIP, though. There were just SO many people there, including a TON of farang (99% Euro) women and bargirls in little groups. The hello girls all seemed simply adorable, and I asked a couple of them if I could take pics.

I saw some chick that looked like my absolute DREAMGIRL with unbeLIEVABLY big tits walking down the street with a guy while in full hoochie mama hooker dress, and though there was no point to it because I had NO time left in Pattaya, I followed them for a few seconds to see if he was just dropping her back off at her bar after short time. Unfortunately he stopped to feed her first and I had to go back to wait on the taxi.

When we finally got in the taxi, I’m pretty sure I slept the whole way back to Bangkok. I did wake up in time to see the local cops pull us over and everybody immediately concluded it was because only the driver was wearing a seatbelt. Fortunately the driver was very cool and calm and explained his way out of it without getting shaken down.

For the second night in a row, we pulled up Soi 4 at the EXACT time that Nana was closing for the night, but this time the crowd seemed to be thinner. Apparently Epi was right about barfines being rarer due to the prices on Xmas night the night before. Size 15 immediately met up with his cute little honey, and Epi and I both agreed on a bathroom break before meeting back in the lobby in 5 minutes to go across the street and look at the Nana Hotel parking lot freak show.

For the little time I have spent in Thailand – all told less than 10 nights now, I have ended up outside Nana at closing time a LOT. And despite what I hear from others, I have never even been SLIGHTLY tempted to work a deal with anyone I have seen there. The leftovers that I have seen hang out there simply haven’t enticed me, and then there is the rather large % of katoeys that feed there, and the whole scene just ends up BUGGING me soon after arriving.

On THIS night, Epi ended up halfheartedly talking to a girl, and I ended up doing the same. She was a lot more interested in ME to start out with than I was with her, but just for info purposes I started asking her some standard interview questions. I think she saw a better target, though, as she suddenly lost interest and gave bizarre responses to my rather innocuous questions, and I just cut bait and tried to see if Epi wanted to go inside the Nana Coffee Shop and relax a little.

We ended up at a table in the back, and I selflessly let him have the seat with the view! What I saw inside impressed me more than what I had seen outside, though the logistics of busting up groups of girls seated at a table seem a bit more difficult.

Somehow I ended up looking a little too hard at a chubby chick (you guessed it, we’ll call her ‘C’) with an apparently BIG rack, and soon enough she came over to see what was up. I invited her to sit down and offered her a drink, and then almost immediately wanted her to leave so I could simply talk to Epi again. Except she had a drink on the way… And she DID have BIG tits!!!

As I was a little bored and taken by her tits, I started an interview process, and quickly got excited when I found out she was a freelancer, which in my mind meant that I should be able to get her CHEAP, and CHEAP is my second favorite word (after FREE, of course!!!). I figured I should be able to negotiate a couple hours of blow jobs and tit banging for 500 baht, but soon enough she made it clear that THAT wasn’t going to happen.

Epi tried to help me out a little bit, but negotiating with her simply wasn’t working. Epi advised me (correctly, as always) that I should just forget it, but the more I haggled, the hornier I got looking at her tits and the more I wanted them. I know that most of you wouldn’t have gotten naked with that chick even if she paid YOU, but the combo of her bitchy attitude and her HUGE tits made me wanna do VERY dirty things to her. So after about 15 minutes of going round and ROUND about price and time and services, I finally told her 1000 for 2+ hours short time and ‘we’d see’ after that if I wanted her to spend the night for 500 more.

When she stood up I saw that this chick was even bigger than I had thought, and 5 minutes later after she undressed for the shower (she had a HUGE C-section scar, I mean a real Mexican-esque butcher job!), I was ready to call the whole thing off. But I figured that I’d probably have to pay something anyway, and that all I wanted was a BJ/titty fuck anyway, so I might as well just focus on those giant tits and have a good time. After all, I figured this was comparable to the masaje brothel services I was used to in Mexico, with a similar looking chick, except she was in MY room, on MY timeframe, and to a degree under MY orders, and I started to get a little excited again.

After my shower, we got comfortable on the top of the bed, and I guided her head down to my crotch. She said she wanted to suck with a condom, and I told her she was free to leave. She then said ‘OK, OK’ and got started on what was an EXCELLENT blow job! I mean she bobbed and slurped and took it deep and sucked the shaft ¾ of the way down and everything. But then the pre-cum started flowing and it all went south. She started spitting all over my dick, then spitting into the towel every 30 seconds. After a couple minutes of THIS I decided to just bang her tits, cum on her face and kick her out. So I banged her BIG FUCKING TITS, came on her face before she turned and got some in her hair, and let her shower again (using the towel with all the spit and precum in it!) before I kicked her out while she whined about wanting 100 more baht for a taxi home or milk for her kid or some shit like that. I calmly told her there was a 7-11 downstairs that surely sold milk and would happily give her change for the THOUSAND FUCKING BAHT I HAD JUST GIVEN HER.

Of course I made sure I got a pic of her tits (she had vehemently said NO before we started), with my concession being that she could cover her face. All in all, this was probably worth the 1000 baht, and probably worth the load (since facials and hair conditioners are always worth a little extra!!!) but not at ALL worth the energy I put into it and the grief I put up with. As soon as the door clicked I rinsed off the spit remains and hit the pillow! Maybe I needed some hard core late night negotiations on my trip every night to knock me out so I could sleep!

Photo: Bus Stop Waitress 03
Photo: Epi's Soi 6 Girl's Legs 04
Photo: Pattaya Hello Girl 1 05
Photo: Pattaya Hello Girl 2 06
Photos: C Bkk Freelancer 07 08 09 10
Photos: A 11 12 13 14
Photos: B 15 16 17 18 19 20

Excellent reporting Porker-- thanks for taking the time to write it all down!

I too think happy and electric blue are the two best in pattaya. The last time I as at electic blue, there was plenty of flesh and girls seemed to love to sit down and get me worked up (without encouragement from moi). Fun fun fun.

I must say that even though I'm a sucker for a big rack, some of those girls appeared butt ugly. It sounds at though you enjoyed yourself quite a bit tho. Is your next trip booked yet???

I could tell by reading between the lines that you are scared of the hotties because of the money they ask for and in the end you settle for girls that are not up to par with the $9 Filipinas and give you more attitude that the hot girls. Try splurging next time you go just a couple of times and I bet you will learn the Jedi ways of Epi and realize that hot girls can give better service sometimes. I thought the ratings were a little harsh but you are a tit man and big-titted girls that are thin in Thailand are rare......great reporting so far.

OK, that second girl of yours from Soi 6 was indeed "burly", but I could tell you were in "fatty tissue heaven" with all that sweatermeat and other "junk" flowing out of her dress. Just saw her today and she's STILL walking funny!!

That first girl I was with that day must have learned how to put on makeup from a katoey or Tammy Fay Baker because she puts it on with a putty knife!! Primo 3 holer though. Can't be beat for the action and price!!

That GODDESS from Electric Blue was there tonight with her friend that has a BETTER body and BIGGER titties!! Of course, the friend has a butterface, but they would be the ultimate lust combo. BTW, she seemed REALLY upset when the condom broke and I dropped a HUGE load inside her box. That load must have destroyed what was left of her social skills as she made a face at me usually reserved for pinching one off while sitting on the toilet!! Must be love...

That fat cow from Nana didn't pass muster the first minute, but you were hypnotized by her cans!! I must admit, while I've seen some "grand" gals, this one was vast EVERYWHERE!! You're quite the trooper!! Still think it would have been fun if she'd had a better attitude and we'd had a "party" with her as the star.

The GF chasing the car down the driveway of Dynasty Inn while crying - oh yeah, I'm proud of THAT ONE!! She still tries to come and see me sometimes. The drivers will tell me "hey, the crying lady come see you yesterday." They then make running gestures and crying sounds. At first it kind of annoyed me, but now I think it's pretty funny!!

E

This was certainly not my finest hour in selecting girls, but I was seVERELY in the mood for BIG tits that day -- maybe as a reaction to having been with the fave the night before and she has little bug bites. I would agree from looking at these pics that 'butt ugly' is not inappropriate for both B AND C.

Re: the photo ratings, though, that Bus Stop girl was pretty damned conventionally hot. Maybe I'm on everybody's 'Blazers Memorial Photo Rating Shitlist' now or something!

Blazers, you're totally right, I got premature sticker shock in anticipation of what I THOUGHT the hotties might ask for short time -- I was sure they'd say 2000 plus barfine, plus drinks, plus room -- them's TJ prices. And I definitely ended up settling for less. I'll take your advice next time. I was also thinking at the time, though, that not having a room was a big problem with the go go girls, and Epi showed that it was no big deal.

DM, trip's not booked, gotta save up for the airfare, but I'm shooting for mid-April where I'll try and work around Songkran in Thailand and Easter in the PI. At this point I really can't IMAGINE a trip without doing BOTH.

Pork, I do agree the bus stop girl look pretty fine from the pic!

So, did you end up finding my Goi on Soi 6?

Bud

Nice report.

Inflated prices can be found at supergirl and superbaby, but I think most gogo girls are good to go for about 1000 ST and 1500+ LT. This past Nov, I took a hottie from living dolls for 1500LT (she initially quated 2000), and I met an aussie that took a hottie out of happy for 1500 LT. Maybe they hiked up the prices due to the holiday season with chinese new year just around the corner.

Bud, I wish, though I didn't look too awfully hard for any individual girls in Thailand.

Socrates, 1500 LT is a price I have no problem paying, or at least wouldn't if I had a room close by, which on this day-trip only, I didn't. You never know until you ask, but I'd be REALLY surprised if those Happy a go-go girls would go LT for less than 2000, which again, would probably be worth it.

Bud

Goi is indeed out of her bar. I stopped by a few times and each girl told me Goi's boyfriend bought her out. Who knew...

E

E,
Well I did mention the fact that she had an English boyfriend at the time. She was the best in every respect. With her gone and the exchange rates getting worse, I'm thinking of just keeping with the PI for the near future.

Bud

Kai Yai
I believe there are still a few decent girls left in Pattaya. Always the new busload of " virgins " leaving the farm fields of Korat and Buriram to check out. Hopefully at least a few of them do not have Epi's fingerprints permanently pressed in their thighs and above !!

Silom Rd has a bunch of internet places that are open 24/7. There are also several in Patpong I and II

Hey Porker

What more can be said, just some excellent writing man. You make me fell like I was and need to be there just like you use to do for Monterrey. BTW man do I miss your reports on the Monterrey scene also.

Keep it up. For those dreamers like me who only take a special trip once or twice a year, we have to live through guys like you.

Unusual, thanks, always nice to have feedback. MTY is indeed still fun for me (but seems pricy after Asia). Lemme know the next time you might be around the NE Mexico parts.