Saturday began with a tug of my pants and an energetic Karla mouth to dick resuscitation. I was asleep but my friend easily woke up. This eventually led to a more adventurous romp with mi novia. Once again, this girl thrills and kills you in every which way. We decided to hit breakfast as we had 30 minutes till the end. Went downstairs and bumped into Duardo and Gamblingman.

Oh, one thing I forgot to mention. The night before when Karla and I had left Key Largo to go back to our room, we had bumped into G-man outside his suite. I wanted to see the master’s suite so G-man tried to open his door. Problem: G-man’s key card didn’t work so he banged on the door so Duardo would open and he came to open it in all his natural glory. Okay he had a towel on but a small towel and not much was covered. My novia was a little embarrassed, I don’t know if Duardo was, I tried to look at the ceiling but this morning Karla was still blushing when she saw Duardo (this time he was fully dressed)

Duardo, my girl doesn’t embarrass easily so she must have seen something really good or hardly seen anything at all. We’ll leave it at that.

Anyway breakfast was good as usual. I put Karla in a taxi as she had to go check on her nino’s. I walked back and bumped into Papa Nut and saw for the first time on this trip, Sir Splooge. They were heading to Arenal with their chicas for a day’s visit. I sat and talked with Papa Nut for a while. A great guy with a wealth of knowledge. One of the perks of having this board is that when you meet other members, you don’t really have to have that awkward introduction – most of us read each other’s posts and can jump right to the “So who did you do today”. Anyway we traded tips and secrets and they were off to their trip.

G-man came and invited me to go with him to Oasis. I accepted his offer and we took a cab (tip: During Navidad it is nearly impossible to catch a cab – NO SHIT!!!) We finally get there – I think it would have been faster walking. The place is very hard to find if you don’t know what you are looking for. We walked up the stairs and inside I was introduced to Jazz Musician. He was waiting for the same girl that G-man wanted. So G-man went in looking for choice #2. I decided that I better check out the situation too and grab what I like but I wasn’t really feeling any of them. Well in walks this flaca nica and G-man is all over this. Damn! She was a lot cuter then the other ones. Well I waited. Then the guy at the counter points to this girl who comes out. Blondish hair, very flaca and a cute face. 19 years old – Oh my – Done!!! We walk in and I pay my $25 dollars 10000 colones for the hour.

I undress and she leaves to come back and she undresses except for her panties. She gave me a good oil massage and I must say that the oil they use Stinks. I mean the one in New Fantasy is like Johnson & Johnson baby oil. This one smells like coconut oil or I don’t know what but I knew that leaving that joint I would be smelling like a Tico. And since Gamblingman says that I look like a Tico, I guess this will just further cement that stereotype.
Her massage was good but not great. But honestly I came for the sexo. In any case the massage lasted like 30 minutes in which I was able to take a nice half/nap. Then she turned me over and got on top of me and brushed her nails so delicately over my body – OOH I LOVE THAT !!! She asked me if she wanted me to have her suck my dick. DUH! Si Senorita!!! She would not do a non-covered bj so I just gave in as I had no energy to fight. She gave a good CBJ nevertheless. Finally she got on top and rode me like no tomorrow. After I flipped her over and did her with me on top (on these friggin tables that is mucho uncomfortable – my second gripe about Oasis). I guess Karla drained me of all my leche between last night and this morning. But this girl had no quit in her. She snapped of the condom and went full gusto with a hand job that would put any chica to shame. She was actually pissed at herself that she couldn’t get me off. Now imagine a gringa doing that for me – I can’t. That is why I love this country. Try as she did I couldn’t finish. Not her fault but damn I credit her persistence. I gave her a Victoria secret’s underwear I had in my pocket and she loved it. She thought it was sweet I gave her something. She tried it on – the g-string panty I gave her was a small and get this it was loose on her.

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I ended up leaving with G-man and since no taxis were vacant and the roads were closed due to some parade, he and I trekked it back to the Prez. On the way G-man hooked up or shall I say try to hook up with this 18 year old tica salesgirl. I will say that G-man has excellent taste. I will also say that G-man has no good Spanish pick up lines. This girl wanted nothing to do with us. Well you win some and you lose some but in Costa Rica you always win since phucking chicas is not an option, it is a GIVEN.

We ate lunch at the News café and compared notes. I looked at my watch and remembered Karla was coming back in couple of hours. I hoofed it up to my room and took the mother of all showers trying to get that stinking oil off me. I think the shirt I wore needed some serious cleaning when I get back home. I then rested on the bed and fell asleep. All the traveling I have been doing for the last 3 weeks have been catching up to me.

I awoke from the telephone ring and it was Karla. She was downstairs waiting for me. I brought her upstairs where she immediately pounced on me and we basically started where we left off. After an hour we got dressed and headed to the Multiplaza at Escazu. This is the first time I had gone there but I will say this. Guys if you want to impress a girl take her here. It is the most American of any place I have seen in Costa Rica. Also the eye-candy there is beyond belief. It was decked out in Christmas decorations and everything from Abercrombie & Fitch to Tommy Hilfiger is there. For a few minutes there I was wishing I was alone so I could hit on the salesgirls in the stores. I mean it was like letting a 7 year old loose in Toy’s R Us. I walked around and she wanted to buy some shoes. She would pick some up and ask me if it was okay. Since it was expensive by CR standards she wanted to make sure I wouldn’t mind paying. I said sure. She picked out several to try on and then was trying to decide which one to get. I stood on the outskirts of the store while Karla had 2 employees falling over her trying to make a sale. The manager came to me, an attractive young tica, and spoke to me in perfect English. She asked how often I come to Costa Rica and stuff. I thought she was just being a good business manager but when she left and gave me her card I saw her cell phone written on the back. When I paid for the shoe, she once again smiled and winked at me and said in perfect English – see you soon. Now Karla speaks English but she was too engrossed in her shoe that it went over her head – thank God. Once again I thought about the opportunity a place like this would give me to pick up chicas. Maybe next time.

We walked the mall and decided to see a movie, American Pie – American Wedding. This movie was hilarious and it was in English with Spanish subtitles. I kept throwing popcorn into Karla’s cleavage and she said you have to eat anything you throw in there. So of course I fished it out and ate it. Little did I know that the young girls sitting behind us watched with intense interest our every carnal move. They said something in Spanish and Karla laughed and told me that these girls behind us were whispering to each other that “I wonder if he would eat from her bra too.” Holy Shit!! Is this for real. Can you imagine any theater in America where a conversation like that would take place or any gringas who would say that. Man I love this country.


After the movie we took the long cab ride home and I began thinking (that usually is a very bad sign for me). I spent a day in the mall, buying my girlfriend shoes, looking at furniture stores, watched a movie in a theater and now was going back to the hotel. This reminded me so much of being in the US that it scared me. For the first time on this trip I felt that being with Karla for so long was taking me away for what I truly came to Costa Rica for and that is sexual romps with different chicas of different countries. I mean it was good to spend a full day with the same girl but isn’t that like life in the US. I mean what is the difference then if I spend the whole day with just one girl. Lexi was different because it was one night and the next day we knew we may never see each other again and that made it really really hot but here I was getting in a routine with Karla and to me Paradise was truly lost.

We got back to the Prez, went to Colonial for dinner and I was feeling depressed so we went back to the room and she phucked my brains out – okay now that felt better. And with that I drifted back to sleep on my last night in San Jose.

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Mighty1,
Thanks for the report.
I was in the Blue Marlin Thurs Feb 5 with a buddy and spoted Karla and said hello. I told her that I remembered her, which was actually true but my memories were supplemented by your fine report.
My buddy and Karla hit it off and off they went back to the Presidente. It worked out well for both of them.
More to follow.
-Ace