2004/02 Aloha_Juan - You Can Try But You Ain't Gonna Have Enough Bullets for Brasil

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By Aloha_Juan on Saturday, February 07, 2004 - 08:33 pm:  Edit

My first trip to Brazil was in November of 2002 and Just before my first trip I found this site which offered a wealth of information. I didn't have to waste my time asking the locals where to go or getting ripped off by cab drivers. I had maps and descriptions of where I wanted to go and what I could expect. Thanks Club Hombre! Anyway I turned my friend on to your site this when I got back and he kept after me to plan another trip to Brazil. So in April 2003 my friend and I embarked his first trip to Brazil. Rio is definately the adult XXX disney land. After a 22 hour plane trip we ended up in Rio and 1 hour later about 4pm in the afternoon we ended up at Miapateca, a streetside cafe in Copacabana. This is a little early but there was still some cuties walking around. Five minutes after we get there we see a familiar face from the Help website. His name is Marcus and he's with a fine Garota. We invite them for a drink. His Garota invites some other girls to join us. I decide to save my first encounter for a Star. Marcus's girlfriend would have fit the bill but she was occupied. Anyway my friend A.K.A. Aloha_Juan2 (copy cat) decides he is going to take the plunge with two Garotas. So we finish our drinks and head back to the hotel in Ipanema. Ipanema is away from the street chaos of Copacabana. Its only a 10 minute cab ride which costs about $2US. He ask me to take one when we get back to the hotel but I had already made up my mind to wait for a star. So I decided to take a nap. I couldn't sleep 1.5 hours later and AJ2 hadn't checked in so I decided to walk to the beach for a coconut. They cost about .$60US and they are ice cold definatley a treat. I probaly drank 50 of them over my whole trip. I went back to the hotel and I must have just missed AJ2. I went to my room to try that nap again and just as I started to fall asleep AJ2 knocked at the door. I stumbled to the door and when I opened it he pushed a woman at me that looked like she came from the pit of Tijauna, Mexico. He was definately a rookey. He said he met her on the street corner when he went out to get something to eat after his encounter with the first 2 garotas. He took her back to his hotel but couldn't close the deal because he had just finished. He wanted me to finish her off. What a friend. I had to decline. So I got rid of her and we were off to Monte Carlo. It was about 8PM now. There was a fine selection at Monte Carlo. I'm not into rap but there was some rap star there that's associated with Snoop Dog. The beautiful thing was that he wasn't getting all the attention. There were plenty of beautiful girls to go around. Five minutes after we changed into our robes AJ2 and I were making out with some serious hotties. I was ready to go but I was still waiting for that Star. 5 minutes later AJ2 was headed upstairs. If your counting this is number four for him in under 5 hours. I had sent about three girls away that were easily 8's or 9's before I found my flawless 10. She had a perfect body. Long Brown hair. Creamy skin. Full lips and hourglass figure to die for. She was barely 18 and she was smoking hot. Definately worth the wait. On my first trip to Brazil I learned that if you wait about and hour you'll get to see the whole line-up. As I went upstairs AJ2 was coming down he found himself a girl that looked like Robin Givens in her prime. Definately and upgrade from his last encounter. I'm pretty sure he closed the deal. He told me he was off to get a massage. I had one at Solarium on my last trip it was awesome. Anyway back to my 10. I could have gotten back on the plane after my time with her and the whole trip would have been worth it. Sorry I didn't take any pictures I was to busy enjoying myself. Now that I had my star it was on AJ2 had 4 nothches to my one so I went back downstairs and grabbed another beauty she was about 5'9" and she had dark skin long dark hair and bright blue eyes. Very exotic. Another awesome experience she finshed me off with BBBJ. I didn't expect that. Turns out AJ2 was rejuvinated by his massage so he took his Robin Givens look alike back upstairs for another round. He's my hero. Around 11pm we head out Help was just getting started around this time. Were standing in line and this garota asks us to sit down and have a drink with her and her friends outside at the cafe in front of Help. Luckily she speaks a little english but here friends don't. Me and AJ2 pretty worked up at this point and we've both had plenty to drink so were saying just about anything that comes to mind. So the english speaking Garota gets up and leaves us with her three friends. After about 10 minutes of awkward communication one of the girls says orgia. Me and AJ2 looked at each other knowing exactly what she said but employed a tactic we learned in Mexico. We told her we didn't understand. She said to me," I suck you, she eat me, you kiss her, he f*ck her." or something to that effect. We asked how much they wanted about $60US each. We asked if we could take pictures. They said no problem the rest is picture history. This was my first orgia and something tells me I will have a hard time topping it. Its about 1 am in Rio and AJ2 wants to go back to Help. I can't sleep after that experience so I agreed. Help was a smorgousborg but I had just put 5 notches on my belt so I was merely a spectator. AJ2 on the other hand found a hot Garota that that he brought back to the hotel. Needless to say we had hero status with the bellmen at our hotel and this was only day one of a 12 day trip. The Hotel I we stayed at was Ipanema Inn. Its a newly remodeled hotel. Not fancy but clean with new furnishings and bathroom fixtures. Only about $40US per night and they don't charge you to bring girls to your room. I heard guys on the beach complaining that they couldn't bring girls to their room at Ceasar Park. A nice Hotel on the same street as Ipanema Inn. They were paying about $200 a night for a room they couldn't even enjoy. On about the fifth day of my trip I stood by the dance floor at Help and looked around at some of the hottest women on the planet. Some of them I'd already slept with. I realized I had more money then I could spend with the amount of bullets I had in my pistol. It was a good problem to have.....
I hope you all enjoy the pictures I posted I sure enjoyed taking them.

Photos: Rio Cherry 01 02 030 04
Photos: Help 1 05 06
Photos: Help 2 08
Photo: Sao Paulo 10
Photo: Japanese 11
Photos: Sao Paulo Cutie 12 13 14 15 16
Photos: Kilt 17 18 19 20
Photos: Girlfriend 21 22

By Admin on Sunday, February 08, 2004 - 01:52 pm:  Edit

Admin: Photos integrated

By Otrohombre on Sunday, February 08, 2004 - 05:30 pm:  Edit

Glad you had fun.

OH

ps; Enjoyed the pictures.

By Racerx21 on Wednesday, February 11, 2004 - 10:35 pm:  Edit

Any more photos (hopefull, more revealing ones) of the first Sao Paulo girl? She is unbelievable. What was she like?

Thanks for the great pics and vid.

By Chicagocap on Friday, February 20, 2004 - 01:36 pm:  Edit

thanks for the info...i will return to rio march 25 and i will try to hold out for that "star"...but they are mostly all stars to me... some better than others but much better than the bears here in chicago...lol

By Wanderer2001 on Wednesday, February 25, 2004 - 12:27 pm:  Edit

Any contact info or location info on Sao paulo number 1 and Sao Paulo Cutie? Thanks

By Yankee7 on Wednesday, March 10, 2004 - 05:56 pm:  Edit

Thanks so much for the great first timers report. I'm making my first trip in two weeks...and this make my salivation level increase by the hour.

By Fun4sven on Sunday, March 28, 2004 - 03:53 am:  Edit

Wow! Do you have the phone number or e-mail from the beleza (Photo: Sao Paulo 10)? Please send your message to: fun4sven@firemail.de - Thanks!


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