Although i travel a lot to 3rdWorld countries nothing could ever prepare me for Pattaya... my trip was Jan 13 2004 as we entered Pattaya form BKK (in the AM) i had no idea how my life was going to change, the first stop was to check into the Hard Rock ($80)as this was something i was familiar with visiting Las Vegas so i could not go wrong (so i thought) I must say i loved the pool and the access to Beach rd but its not the place to be if your a SUPER freak. Lets just say this is where i learned the word Joiner Fee! i read many Post on Soi Pattayaland 1& 2 so of we went. Bubbles AGoGo- GIRLS were OK, had a few drinks and out , next stop "Lipstick" had a ball (a few girls had my Balls) but still could not find that special one so out we went. Cats was our last stop, at the time this place was OK, girls were not that Hot but they treated me like a KING. after about 3 drinks a chick told me about the rooms upstirs@ the Penthouses SO we checked it out. Anyone who knows this place should agree that its not the greatest but it is as SINFUL as they cum. the Sex swings and stages got me and my boys excited so we took the biggest PARTY suite they had. tossed a few more drinks and then we headed back over to the Hard Rock! (Hard as a Rock) Girls were just starting to come out for the PM SHIFT pussy EVERYWHERE!
At this point we are starting to feel the jet Lag and Drunk as Fuck...so that's what we needed A GREAT FUCK. At our Hotel they wanted just a bit too much for a massage so we ate dinner and then off we went to Sabai Massage (think it was just a lil to early because the pickings were slim and the girls were not! As we were about to jump in to a van heading back to CATS there she stood- of all the places in the world here stands the girl I was with Last night in Bangkok (my sex God) what the Hell is she doing in Pattaya? Cum to find out she overheard us talking about the Hard Rock Pattaya (was she stalking me) i did not care i was drunk and tired and guys on a scale to 10 she was/is every bit of a 9 (cant seem to post photo's)
ASS, Dark skin,Thai%Cambodian long Nipples and great English, so i did what any intoxicated Guy would do $$$ and the Penthouse WOW sex was 200% BETTER. after sex i thought she was going on with her life but i was wrong, i never told her we had Paid for the Penthouse for three nights so i figured i would take her back to the HardRock AND use the Penthouse as a short time room so off we went. soon as i stepped out of the Hotel it was on (Prime Time in Pattaya) the number of women were unreal and i was Holding hands like a Cupcake in THE PUSSY Capital of the World - Damn.Damn.Damn (wish one of you guys saw me and slapped the shit out of me!)
Back @ the Hard Rock i went as far as adding her to the register. Now its about 10pm and i get a call from my boy to meet at (the one and ONLY TONY'S)
so off we (yes i said we) went. As I" entered Walking Street...(forgot she was with me)
it was unreal, girls everywhere and all eyes on me! i will say im a Cool Cat but im no Drop Dead Good-looking Guy but it was if all the chicks (even the ones with there trick of the night) was looking at me, my HOME my HUB my HEAVEN
and as we entered TONY'S I felt like a Mobster in a Gangsta's Paradise!
Well, dressed, $50,000 in cash (OK baht) and Young sexy women everywhere.....
i meet a few stunners and after a lot of touching and kissing i remembered i had brought my Sand to the Beach. so agian we were out, then i had a brain fart...i wonder if she's Bi? so in to Happy we went this was the place and they were all ready after a few drinks i paid the barfine for 6 girls (lil under $100 bucks) told all of them they would get 1500B plus all the food and drink they could handle.
i forgot to mention that i was on this trip with 2 of my Boys who i begged to travel with me to Thailand and told them they would do things we could never even talk about when we got back to the States. off we went the 10 of us back to the Penthouse
the bars were just starting to close and a few girls from CATS wanted to hangout & chill with us. in the room everything was cool at first, we were all drinking and dancing, but this one lil Thing_Thing from cats was all over me and she did not give a F#% about my Bkk CHICK, SHE did everything short of give me head in front of everyone! then all HELL BROKE i knew because no more English was heard. then up and out she went running Dick in hand i followed.... out the hotel and on to the street
she's crying ..... you lie u lie you Butterfly
................................................. ................................. so next morning as we (me and my SAND) are sitting at the hard rock in CUMS my boys and the girls from last night (even my lil freak) and no one has been to sleep........... 1 WORD.................ORGY
(and i flipped the Bill)
everyone is looking at me as if i was the biggest fool and that same lil freak is still trying to get me to Play with her, but i could not because i was up to my neck in the SAND, and for the next Three days you could find me in Big C - shopping,
holding hands, looking at the ground in love........since that trip i have been to PATTAYA 2 more times from the USA. My next trip is on March 7th 2004 and i still play in SAND.. (with my Bkk girl) but i have learned that
"LIFE IN PATTAYA IS A BEACH"