February Part I, Philippines

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By Epimetheus on Saturday, February 14, 2004 - 04:46 pm:  Edit

Arriving in AC with a RAGING hardon during the middle of the day leads to only one option: Santos St. I drop by my favorite haunt (Shadows Minibar) and find Donna (yes, the looney bitch) and Rose (she was cherry at this time). Not wanting to completely destroy my Orchid Inn room after checking in 10 minutes before, I decided I was going to relieve the pressure in the bar. They were both TERRIBLY accomodating!!

Photos: Donna & Rose 01 02 03 04 05 06

Afterwards relieving myself of two (yes, count 'em, two loads) jetlag smacked me up pretty good and I went back to the hotel to sleep. Four hours of sleep, followed by a nice looOOOOooonng shower, brought me back to that "feeling human" place we all love.

I was texting one of my regular honeykos from my November trip the previous year and discovered which bar she was working in. She'd moved to Geckos and so the night began there.

Cel was looking good the previous November, now she looked GORGEOUS!! I walked into the bar and she lit up. Within a minute we had a drink in both of our hands and she was grinding the sweet spot. Took another minute to make my decision and she went to change.

We were both hungry and settled on food from Orchid Inn. Mine was passable, but hers appeared to not agree with her "delicate" PI GI tract. We get back to the room and she's starting to change color. Soon, she's a chromatic fountain out of BOTH ends!! This is not what I wanted for the evening, but she was a sweetie and I was still DEAD tired!! Soon her belly calmed down and I was too tired to go out for another. We both passed out...

Photos: Cel 07 08

The next morning I woke early and nudged her with my dick. Soon we were trying to have a good time, but she was still feeling like shit (pun intended) and just couldn't approach the energy we had on our last visit. We hosed off the big chunks and she was on her way.

Back to Santos for some "relief". Headed to Heaven Bar where I'm in good with the mamasans. There was this one girl with a "snaggle-tooth" thing going on. She was also pretty hot with a GREAT little body!! I think her name was Sandra. Anyway, I just wanted to fuck her right there, so we used the ST room in the bar. Her BJ was good and she was a spirited fuck!! Dropped my load and was on my way.

Photos: Sandra 09 10 11 12

Showered up and had some food. Decided to head back to Santos hours later for more fun. My feet took me to Shadows again and I ended up BSing with the ladies. Found Donna looking good and she wasn't acting too looney. I put my hat on her and took two pics. Afterwards, I took her back to the ST room and put my dick in her. What a BJ... and a nice box too!!

Photos: Donna 13 14

Out that night and found myself at Volcano. I've banged quite a few out of this bar and they all NEED me to buy them a drink when I come back!! Sure enough, a few from the past wander up with a couple of new ones. Drinks for the whole mess of them and photos of the girls clowning in the bar.

Photos: Volcano 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22

I made my decision and returned with two of the clowning girls. They were new to me and they really weren't into the "group" thing. We did the typical "one fucks, one hides" routine. Did our business one by one. The smaller one REALLY likes her pussy eaten while the bigger one with titties is about as smart as a brick. Still, it was good times. At one point, before the boom boom was on, the girls were playing with my travel pillow and TV remote using them as a hat and cell phone!! Fun girls, but not great lays.

Photos: Clowning Girls 23 24

The next day was pretty casual. Hooked up with BigBalls (BB) that evening for a barhop. Found him trolling around with three girls from Shadows and another from Cambodia. He was drunk and TERRIBLY happy!! We wandered about and he had fun with his three, while the fourth from the other bar was feeling "left out". Not wanting her to feel lonely, I begin chatting with her while I was "shopping" for my own piece of meat for the evening.

Photos: Barhop 25 26 27 28 29 30

We ended up hitting it off. Soon, BB just handed her off to me and she ended up staying with me. Quite a fun girl. Actually BFd her a few other times this trip as she's a great fit for me. Also, turned her into a 3holer on a later trip...

Photos: Cambodia 31 32

While wandering the next day I found a girl that looked EXACTLY like my GF from July the previous year!! This one ended up being FAR more annoying, but was severely cute too!! Was going to fuck her, but couldn't stand to be around her for more then about five minutes at a time. So, just grabbed two pics in the bar and was off again.

Photos: 5Max 33 34

Off to Cambodia (the bar) and hooked up with some cuties for drinks. Here they are clowning around. It's the girl from the previous night with her "cousins".

Photos: Cambodia Cuties 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46

I had been playing around with a couple of the Flamingo doorgirls sitting outside Orchid. One was a cutiepie with light brown frizzy hair and the other was a round, fun girl. After a few days of flirting I ended up BFing them both. The girls came back to my room for fun.

These girls, as part of their uniforms, wore kneehigh cheesy fake leather boots. Part of the "charm" of these PI girls is they don't understand how important socks can be. So, when the girls walk into the room and sit down a "funk" enters the room. Me and the cutie are sitting down on the bed and the pudgy one is wandering around the room. Soon, both me and the cutie look at each other and start to "sample" the unsavoriness wafting through the room.

It becomes evident where the smell is coming from. The cutie takes the plumpy into the bathroom and teaches her how to wash her feet. Even after 5 minutes, the smell is still pungent!! I tell her she can just go away - no worries. I boff the cutie that night and go to sleep.

She wakes me up the next morning EARLY and says she "needs" to leave. She "must" go see her cousin right away as it's a "family emergency". I tell her she can go after a quick shag. I take the opportunity to turn this into a nice, long grudgefuck!! Soon, she's on her way... a bit sore, but on her way nonetheless.

Now I know she's not smart so I go downstairs to the restaurant and order breakfast. Typical Orchid food service - it ends up taking about one hour for the food to show and be eaten (this is a bowl of oatmeal). Lounging over coffee she walks out from the Jazmine wing with another girl and a gent in tow. The look on her face was PRICELESS!! Stupid box just didn't get it...

Anyways, here are the pics of "cutie" and "bulky".

Photos: Cutie & Bulky 47 48 49 50

Now, I take a few days off and go to Cebu. This is not a boom2 trip, but a chance to do some honest-to-god siteseeing. Need SOMETHING to show the family!! I arranged for a few cuties to meet me when I came back into Manila airport. Ended up just boffing the one I inherited from BB that night, but it's still fun to have three hotties meet you and see the faces of all the other passengers when you're walking out of the domestic arrivals terminal...

Photo: Arrival Cuties 51

Next day was a blur of trashy ladies from Santos St. Didn't get any pics, but it was fun nonetheless.

Went hunting for my "entertainment" that night at Champagne. Ran into a super cutie that talked a good game, but could only stay ST. Didn't like that arrangement, but I wanted to fuck her so I went for the deal. Just average in the bed, but still worth my $18.

Photos: Champagne 52 53
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After she left, I found I wanted to relieve some more "pressure". Back to Volcano. It was near closing time (about 2:30) and I was looking for something to catch my eye. Ended up finding one of my lovelies from July and November the previous year. She came back to my room and gave the same good lovin' I've come to expect from her. One good shag that night and another in the morning and she was on her way back home.

Photos: JN2002 Lovely 54 55
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After she was on her way I loitered around the hotel for a while. That afternoon I headed back to Santos Street for some more fun. I ended up at Luz bar and found a wonderful girl. After I paid my P500 we retired to my room for a couple of hours.

This girl is very capable and fun to be around. We had a blast together!! She's actually the first "creampie" I captured on my camera. It would not be my last.

Photos: Luz Creampie 56 58 59 60 61 63 64 65 66 67 68

This was a big night. Valentines Day is MONSTROUS in this country and EVERY girl is CERTAIN that EVERY man owes them a BIG PRESENT and/or kilos of chocolate.

Camelot was having a HUGE party with special shows and the like. A friend from the bar was dancing with two other girls in part of their special presentation. I offered to give EACH girl 10 shots. When I rolled up, they were ready for me. So, I ordered 20 B52s and 10 shots of Tequila. The girls slugged it down and then went off to dance.

Realize Filipinas don't really know how to dance - even the ones that CAN dance don't really dance worth a shit. Now, add a LOT of liquor and you have some FUNNY SHIT!!

Ended up buying 50 Ladydrinks that night and had a GREAT TIME!! Fun to have all these drunk Pinays orbiting me while I was chugging my water. Quite a good time. Hope you all enjoy the pics from it too!!

Photos: Camelot Vday 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97

Didn't want to bang any that were TOO drunk. I like to limit myself to one puking girl in my bed per year. So, the hunt was on. Ended up back in Geckos looking for Cel, but she was already BFd. So, I found an interesting combo. These two girls made an interesting offer I could not deny. They stayed until noon the next day. Good times...

Photo: Gecko Combo 98

Now, I was getting kind of sick of the girl from Cambodia Bar always bothering me. She told me a number of times how much she loved me and found it a bit alarming. So I decided the best way to get her to leave me alone was to fuck her cousins (works for most women here in America!!).

I went to Flamingo with the intention of BFing her cousin and ended up with her good friend too!! So, now armed with these two girls I went barhopping!! As with so many things, momentum picks up and before long I've got quite a handful!! We barhop for hours through a number of bars and I bring along Cathe, a barhop only from Volcano. Girls are coming out of the woodwork and we're having a BLAST!! I chronicled some of the fun for you gents.

Photos: Flamingo Barhop 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 106 107 108 109 110 111 112 113 114 115

Later that night and the next day there was a WHOLE LOT OF BOOM2 in that room!! Here are some of those highlights.

Photos: LOTTA BOOM2 121 122

The next day, after my bedroom was cleared of brown girls and cleaned, I found myself wandering around with nothing much to do. As I cruise town, I end up bumping into Macky. Some of you are VERY familiar with her and understand how IMPORTANT an event this is!! As this is my last night in AC before going to Thailand I wanted something to keep me warm and she fit the bill. Ended up getting my joint jumpstarted a number of times by her!!

I took three pics of her. Now she looks like a drowned rat in one of them, but anyone who's been subjected to her BJ before understands how her looks do NOT matter!! What an incredible suck!! What a way to say goodbye to the PI...

Photos: Macky 123

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By Porker on Sunday, February 15, 2004 - 12:52 pm:  Edit

Uh, WOW! Re: the report, not necessarily the pics. I loved THOSE too, mind you, but Epi, I REALLY wish you'd much more often take 5 minutes a day and let us all know about what an average day in SUPERMONGER'S day is like while all us unlucky bastards are toiling hard back in the WORLD!

Thanks for the report and pics, and PLEASE keep them cumming!!!

By Epimetheus on Sunday, February 15, 2004 - 01:04 pm:  Edit

Porker

The problem with this report is I'd been to AC 4 times and it all kind of blended together. I really don't remember many details. The closer the reports get to current time the easier the details will be. Right now I'm working on the report segment about my first trip to Thailand. I've got more detail (and more pics).

One of the problems I'm up against is time. I've got one week until I'm back on an airplane and I'm still getting things started with work here. Hope to get a BIG chunk done before Feb 24, and the rest on the plane.

I've got a LOT of stuff right now sitting on my hard drive and I'm thinking about starting a SECOND big report for 2004!! BTW, you've not seen ANYTHING until you've seen the pics I took in Pattaya!! I've got some remarkable pics. I probably took over 1000 pics of maybe 10 different girls. Blazers got to see some of them previewed on my TV screen. Can't wait for you to see them!!

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By Admin on Sunday, February 15, 2004 - 01:31 pm:  Edit

46 Photos intergrated so far with a LOT more to go. Thanks Epimetheus!

By Khun_mor on Sunday, February 15, 2004 - 02:24 pm:  Edit

Speaking of " big chunks " I hope we get to see the pics with the Hersheys Pieces !!! LOL

I would like to see the face of the little old lady sitting next to you on the plane as you work on your photo files !

By Epimetheus on Monday, February 16, 2004 - 01:45 pm:  Edit

KM

If you want "big chunks" wait until I get to the picture of the "nugget". Trust me on this one - it's a bit unsavory... heheh

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By Admin on Monday, February 16, 2004 - 02:36 pm:  Edit

124 photos completed.


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