London Trip Part 1.

I love Rio, have been there 2 times in the last 3 years, and am looking to go again at the end of 2004. Wish I could go more often, but work commitments, and the distance from London make it more a treat than a regular haunt. Hence, most of my exploits are based in Europe and London. I will write more about Europe in other posts, but will concentrate on London, where I believe anything is possible.

Street Walkers:

This is the cheapeast, but riskiest way of getting sex. The 2 main areas are Kings Cross and Sussex Gardens. The train station in Kings Cross is a good place if you are on foot, and it's fairly well lit and not too risky, otherwise any side street has girls, but best to go by car. Sussex Gardens is a main road and all the side streets will have some action. Prices start at £15 for Hand, £20-25 for French (without) and £30-40 for Full (with condom). The girls are mainly druggies, I'd rate them between 2-6. Girls are generally British, though you tend to get Middle Eastern women in the Sussex Gardens Areas. The action in both areas starts at around 10pm.

Warnings - Kings Cross is not the safest area, so you need to have your own car. The girls will generally know of a quiet street to go. Try not to pay more than £35 for Full, as you can get a safer environment at £10 more by going to a brothel…..

Brothels:

You can find these all over the place. Any phone box will have lots of cards, which will have a phone number and services offered. You need to call the number and arrange a time. The brothels are usually within 5-10 minutes walking distance of the phone box. The areas that I like, and are safe are as follows:

Baker Street, W1
Gloucester Place, NW1
Edgware Road, W2

You will find dozens of cards in phone boxes. One I did a month ago:

Called this number in Gloucester Place, spoke to an old lady (probably the madam), she said the girl was Eastern European, 21, and provided all services. I asked on the phone how much for French and Straight, of which she replied £45 (quite reasonable). Turned up there 30 minutes later (she was with someone before me). The place was a basement flat, quite clean, only the madam and the girl there - hence pretty safe. I was escorted to a bedroom by the madam, after which the girl soon came in. She was a 7, skinny, 5ft 6 ish, 34 B breasts. He name was Sylvia and she was from Romania. I gave her the money in advance (which is normal). She asked me to take off my clothes, and at the same time she removed hers. In brief, she gave French (without) and then we did 1 position (doggie with condom) until I finished. Not a GFE experience (no kissing), but this is the norm at these prices. She then put on her dress, left the room so that I can change. I left and tipped the madam £2 which again is normal etiquette.

In part 2 of this report, I'll write about, massage parlours, Escort services, sex parties and non pro experiences.

Regards,
The Captain

Hey Captain. Thanks for the report. Do you have the phone number to the place in Gloucester Place? I am finding a love for Eastern European girls. They are ALMOST as passionate as Brasileras. I'm going to London this week for a few days and might see what kind of trouble I can get myself into. Thanks.

Captain,
Thanks for the report.

Looking forward to your second report especially details on non-pro experiences. I have been told anything is possible in London. You just need to know where and how to look for it...

Hey Godfather, sorry that I missed you? I did not get my user and password registered until Monday.

For future, any phone box in Baker Street and Gloucester Place will have lots of cards with phone numbers. Most will be specific, such as Polish girl with "O" and "A" levels etc....

You should have no problems!

Hey Bkkguru,

just posted my second London Report, regarding non-pros. Feel free to ask me any questions.

Regards,
The Captain

London Report Part 2:

Non-Pros.

There is a wealth of non-pro action to be had in London. I have been living in London for over 25 years, and had and having lot's of fun. From my experiences, forget about British girls; they are the worst in the bedroom, and are tricky to pick up as they tend to hang out in groups.

My best experiences have occurred with 4 types of girls:

Au-Pairs
Tourists
Language students
Foreigners living in London

Au-Pairs:

Au-Pairs are the easiest, they tend to be mainly Eastern European, they don't earn much money, and tend not to have the biggest circle of friends. They generally go to cheap places to drink and party. There are a few places where you can find a lot of them:

Club Xtreme (Opposite Golders Green Tube) - £5 cover, club, open until 3am. It is full of Eastern Europeans, both girls and guys. Have been there on a few occasions and had some kind of action (at worst a number). You should really go in with a friend, it's not the safest place, but if you just have fun, and don't be an idiot you will be ok.

The Walkabout (Finchley Road) & Slug & Lettuce (Fulham Broadway) - No cover, bar with dancing open until 12am. Full of Au-Pairs, cheap drinks, good music, very safe. Highly recommend it. Easy to get action. Full of drunk girls, and all very friendly!

The one thing with Au-Pairs is that they live with a family, and hence you will need your own place. If you are staying in a hotel, say that you are here for business, and you are looking to move here etc….you know the score!



Tourists, Language Students and foreigners in London

My favourites! Especially the latter. I'll concentrate on Language students and foreigners as they are the best and are similar to tourists in where they hang out. Every Summer, from June through to the middle of September, London sees an influx of people who want to learn English. Some stay here for a couple of weeks while others will stay here for a year. I have had a lot of success with language students and tourists. First let me tell you where they hang out:

Daytime (when not studying) - Piccadilly Circus, Oxford Street, Regents Street, Baker Street and the usual tourist places.

Weekend (Daytime) - Regents Park, Hyde Park, as well as the above.

Evenings (mainly weekends) - Cheers bar, Onanon, Sports Café.

The easiest time for me to pick up during the day is on weekends at the park (as I work Monday - Friday). The parks are full of language students, tourists as well as your usual Brits. All I do is walk around, and then when I spot a girl on her own, casually approach….do you mind if I join you…where are you from….you know the rest. You can't fail to pick up. The thing is that they don't know anyone in London, hence love it for someone to show them around.

In the evening, there is only one place for me on weekends….Onanon (Shaftsbury Avenue, corner of Piccadilly Circus). This place is great all year round, full of tourists, Au-pairs, language students…….etc…….In the last year or 2 there has been an influx of South Americans to London and they all come here! Last year, I had a girlfriend, but also managed 4 one night stands with Brazilian language students from Onanon (I know it's not right, but what can I do….) They are so up for it, they make the first move on you when you are dancing, they are the best.

You have to try Cheers too, I was there last Saturday, met Patricia from Sao Paolo, will see her this weekend, she looks like she will be a very dirty shag.

You can also try the Salsa and Samba places, though you need to dance well, and if you can then you are in there:

Havana, Hanover Square
Bar Salsa, Charing Cross Road
Bar Cuba, Kensington High Street.

My favourite is Bar Salsa

Remember a lot of these girls are not wealthy, especially the South American ones hence if you buy them a few drinks, they are very easy indeed!

I hope this of help, please feel free to ask me any questions, as this is my main specialist subject.

In my next report, I'll talk about Escorts and sex parties.

Best Regards,
The Captain.

Great info:-) Captain, thanks!

As I usually fly straight to Brazil for my fun, but you never know when one will "cum" across the pond and spend some time in London? sf4dfish

Thanks Captain. I'll visit a few of those places. I know a Brit there that I'll probably spend a day with. I also am being introduced to a Brasilera there so I'll see how that goes or maybe she has friends.

Godfather,

When are you in London. Give me a shout, and it would be good to see if we can pull some birds.

Regards,
The Captain

I'm sure you're familiar with "Tart Cards".

http://www.eros-guide.com/articles/2003-08-26/tartcard

Captain,
Great to have someone finally give the scoop on London, no doubt a town of infinite potential. I will be there myself at the end of the month and look forward to your upcoming installment on escorts and sex parties.
For the occasion, I've joined captain69.co.uk and am planning a session with an independent called "Zarisa". I'll let you know how it goes.

If you have a moment, I'd be glad to buy you a drink.

Flashy

How the hell did you find out about the London scene.
Me thinks ill stop going to Thailand, and stay in my own country