May Part 2, Philippines

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By Epimetheus on Sunday, February 22, 2004 - 09:17 am:  Edit

Last time I was on this flight it was booked solid. This time only 1/3 of the seats are occupied. SARS made it possible for me to have a nice loooOOOooong nap without anyone next to me!! Gotta love that SARS.

Land, go through all the fiery hoops, (they take EVERYONE’S temperature with thermometers!!) and meet my driver going to Angeles. It’s a long ride that I punctuated with a trip to Starbucks. Made the mistake of buying an espresso for my driver. He was chatty before the coffee - I wanted to KILL HIM after!! Get into town, check in, and head out the door looking for love.

Make it about 50 feet from the front of the hotel and a girl approaches saying "Shorttime." I say "I'm busy". She counters with "200 pisos” (less then $4). I guess what I had to do could wait...

She gave a good BJ and was a spirited fuck. As I'm looking at her ass I began playing with her asshole. She says "no". I say "for a tip?" Soon we arrive at a price and I'm banging away happy as a clam!!

For those experienced in taking the "southern route", you all know of what I'm talking about here. I'm riding off into the sunset and suddenly there is a "texture change". I think to myself "this cannot be savory". I put my head down and focus!! Grind grind grind!! Suddenly, I catch a whiff of bowel. I pull out and... well... Alice the cleaning lady had a LOT of work cut out for her the next day!! My bedspread is out of commission being cleaned and disinfected while one of my towels was a complete loss!! I shower about 8 times and use another wet towel to clean the “trail” leading from my bed to the CR...

Photo: 200 Shorttime 294

Off to Camelot!! Wanted to surprise a friend that's working there. I did not tell ANYONE except the hotel staff that I was coming to town so I walked in the door and started looking around. I pass by a few waitresses and suddenly see her. She turns around and looks at me like "you look exactly like somebody I know". Within moments she's in my arms!!

We chat and catch up on things. I'm also noting that there are quite a few new girls working. There's this new waitress that is a GODDESS!! GREAT legs, ass to DIE FOR and a cute face too!! I also run into another piece of trash from my last trip here that I REALLY wanted to bang!! Her name it Trisha and she's not the cutest one out there but she's VERY accomodating!!

Since I promised my friend that I would not BF out of her club I had a problem. I REALLY wanted to fuck Trisha, but didn't want to piss off my friend. I see Trisha head back to the bathrooms and meet up with her there. I slip her P1000 so she can pay her barfine after I leave. She meets me at the hotel 15 minutes later and we retire to my devastated room. We fuck, then she blows me, then we fuck and she blows me. I love those PTM girls. We finished and went to sleep.

Trisha was in my room asleep when I went for breakfast. I selected the buffet. Hindsight being what it is I should have just asked for oatmeal!! Didn't think about the room temp milk on my cereal or the veggies that were sitting out for hours. This caught up to me later...

Back up to boom-boom with Trisha. Lots of action later finds me trying to get out of my room to meet a friend while the girl drags her feet. She finally gets out my door. Thank God!!

Photos: Trisha 295 296 297 298 299 304 305

Finally exit and hook up with LV at Margarita Station. When I get there my tummy isn't feeling very good. I figure my sugar is low and so decide to order something. As I'm checking out the menu 3 girls walk by and elicit the appropriate ooohs and aaahhs out of me. The lead girl stops, turns and says hello. Methinks they look thirsty and so I invite them in for a drink.

Girls, drinks, food, hurried conversation and we strike a deal: 800P total for all three girls. 2 are BJ/boom-boom and the third is BJ only because she's pregnant. I try to strike the deal so as to exclude the pregnant one, but no luck. Off to my room…

OK, that pregnant girl wasn't pregnant - she was P R E G N A N T ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Sitting down I couldn't see it but when she was walking around my room her gut almost knocked me over!! W/o the baby she probably weighs 30kgs. With the baby it looks like she swallowed one of her friends. HUGE!! Can't back out as we're on our way (queasy stomach AND boner!!) to the room. Two of the girls shower and then the fun begins. The BJ only girl is DAMN GOOD!! I can’t understand why someone would fuck her when her mouth was so good. Soon the other two were switching out as well. After a bit we switched to boom-boom. The two girls are accomodating, but one is head and shoulders better then the other. Should have kept her LT, but hindsight being what it is... heheh. I pay them and they leave.

Photos: Margarita Three 306 306 307 308 309 310 311 312 313 314 315 316

Stomach feeling worse. Lay down for a bit and chug water. It helps. End up dressing for the evening and hit Fields. Hook up with my buddy at Bananitas (where else!!) and I quickly find him surrounded by his harem. I immediately zoom in on Janice and soon her (and her two friends) are enjoying drinks. I end up BFing Janice and we barhop a bit and back to the room.

At this point I'm feeling so bad I think I'm going to throw up any minute. I tear my room apart and find a 200mg Tagamet. This helps. We both sleep like babies for roughly 10 hours.

I wake up in the morning and taking advantage of the wood that accompanies it - I drive forth with Janice. Afterwards she needs to go care for her baby/mother/cousin/boyfriend/water buffalo and so I send her away. Great girl in bed. Gonna get her AND her friend together for a photo shoot if I can... heheh

Photos: Janice 317 318 319 320 321 322 323

The afternoon finds me and my friend just loitering for the most part. The evening starts around 7:00pm or so at Kokomo's. He's got a girl from the previous night and she brings a friend.

Soon we're at Camelot. There was a girl there the other night that was PURE SEX!! She’s got these features that are a bit “different”, but not altogether unappealing. She also moves like a cat. Well, Jocelyn ends up on my arm for drinks. Find out she's kind of fun and we end up striking a deal. She meets me outside and all 5 of us wander down to Cambodia.

In Cambodia my buddy's girl waves over another chick. Jocelyn likes the idea and soon we've bought a young lovely a drink. She first goes to change, but comes back moments later saying she's not comfortable with it. Bummer. My BF says "I have a friend that will work out for us." Well, back to Camelot. She brings the girl by and she's ... well, got a great personality. Aw, what the hell - 1000P and Carol's changing. Then ANOTHER friend comes by and she's ALSO available, willing and kind of cute!! OK, ANOTHER 1000P. With Anna in the mix I've now got 3...

Hook up with my buddy and hit a few bars. In Nero's the girls are pulling their pants down to show off their panties. By now my dick is soooOOooo hard a cat couldn't scratch it!! I pull my dick out and it's gliding between golden brown butts. At one point one of the girls let me pull her panties aside. Suddenly I'm driving into her box for all I'm worth while the waitresses look on. I think they liked the show!!

Photos: Pre Boom2 Barhop 324 325 326 327 328 329 330 331 332 333 334 335 336 337 338 339 340 341 342 343

Girls wanna go to Pick Up Disco and I wanna fuck. We compromize and head back to the room to fuck, THEN to PUD. On the way to the hotel they tell me they're hungry. Soon they're eating up a storm. Afterwards, it was to the room. I send the first two off to shower, and I’m laying on the bed with my third girl – the one I screwed in the bar. I felt closest to her and we soon were going at it – her buk nekkid and me with all my clothes on!! A few minutes of this nonsense, then we’re off to the shower, then the bed for some half ‘n half action!!

Photos: Hungry Girls 344 345

Off to PUD and it's DEAD!!!! We're the only customers in the place. Out to Brown Sugar. The girls dance for a bit and have fun, drinking tons of Mango Juice. Afterwards we return to The Orchid. One of the girls is going "out" for an hour and she'll "be right back". Yeah, OK baby. I’ll keep your tip here and give it to you when you come back. See you some other time!! Her two friends hung out with me and I snuggled one throughout the night.

Photos: Post Boom2 Barhop 349 350 351

Next morning I had a nice, lazy fuck with my favorite of the bunch. She’s a good girl and we had fun. Afterwards I send the remnants off to their rooms with a nice tip.

Over breakfast, I make plans to go perimeter barhopping with LV. We make plans to leave at 3pm. I head back to my room to take a shower around 2pm. Within a minute my phone rings and it’s the front desk telling me I have “guests”. I say “send ‘em up”.

I throw on a shirt not knowing what I would find when I opened the door. Moments later I’ve got FOUR girls staring me down!! Two are repeats from the previous day. They left their VERY pregnant friend home and graciously substituted two different ladies in her place. I begin cycling the girls with some left over towels from the previous night. As they are cleaning my phone rings again and it’s my buddy. “I’m not gonna be ready until about 3:15 or 3:30. Some ‘entertainment’ showed up.” He understood my problem and offered to delay the action a bit.

Now that all four are clean we head off to BJland. After all the girls cycle, we make a trip to boom2land. After I finish we ALL hose off, the girls pose for one last pic, raid my stash of munchies and we all leave the room to the cleaning lady!! Just a warning – they are not all cute!!

Photos: Quad Trip 352 353 354

I hook up with LV and we’re off to barhop. We hit Foxy’s first, but it’s such a shithole with ugly little trolls that I just couldn’t wait until my change came back. A short jeep ride down the street and we’re at…

Honeykos. This bar is a dive, but a NICE dive!! You go in, buy a girl a drink, and she’ll massage you for 30 minutes. Buy THREE girls drinks and they’ll ALL massage you!! Good times.

On this trip to this bar I rediscovered a little t-bird cherry girl I met here last year. When I first met her she was dressed like a boy and even had a masculine haircut. She finally let it grow out a bit and looked much more feminine. I bought her a drink and guided her hands to my pants. Soon, she was giving a nice HJ under my shorts. I decided Lil’ E needed some air and soon she was jacking me at an INSANE pace in the middle of the bar!! She went through three drinks in one hour and didn’t let go of my prick once!!

We move down past all the other usual stops before finally landing in Emotions. Some cuties, and some VERY enthusiastic girls too!! One dancer plunks down in my lap and won’t leave. She doesn’t want a drink, only sit with me. Soon I’m dipping digits in her pussy and she’s REALLY WET!! Now her panties are pulled to the side and the leg of my shorts are soaked. OK, I’m gonna pay the bar on this one!!

We head back to the room and fuck like ANIMALS!! She’s so into it that it’s almost frightening!! After we finish it’s off to Thai food. Afterwards, it’s back to the room for more boomboom and off to bed.

Photos: Emotions Sitter 355 356

The next day we have one more screw, then she’s back to her room with some of my money. I meet LV for breakfast and we decide to hook up later that night at Bananitas.

In the afternoon I head over to Santos Street to see what I can get going. I’m hanging out in Shadows and this one just tempted me. I decided I needed two girls so I asked her to pick another girl that wasn’t cherry or menstruating.

She shows up at my door with the ugliest girl from the bar!! The girl was nice, and it turns out VERY capable, but she sure wasn’t cute!!

They spent some time in the shower (imagine that) and then it was time for suck/fuck. Both were good enough. Afterwards I went to sleep waiting for LV to call.

Photos: Shadows Pair 357 358 359 360 361

It’s around 9pm or so and LV calls to say he’s headed over to Bananitas. I shower and head over. LV’s waiting for me, along with my ladies.

I’ve got a few girls that want to come over for a “photo” party and they’re trying to convince me that tonight is the best evening for this!! I take a few pics, but decide that this is not the night. I’m tired and want to lose a load, but don’t want to deal with such a handful. After we party for a while I leave, headed for Santos St.

Photos: Bananitas Handful 362 363 364

I wander down to Luz Bar for some “entertainment”. Sure enough, Marisa’s there and willing to keep me company through the night, and the next morning too.

Photo: Luz Bar Marisa 365

I talk with LV and we’re going on another perimeter run after lunch. I loiter until about 3pm, and we head back down to Honeykos. Sure enough, my T-bird cherry girl is waiting to shift my stick. She abuses my joint for the better part of an hour and then we begin the slow barhop back to Fields.

We roll through all the usual places, including Emotions, where that girl that’s crazy about me is working. She sits on my lap again and I start playing with her pussy again. Sure enough, she gets WET instantly!! Within a minute my cupped hand is overflowing with her juice.

LV was here to pick up his SEAir ticket. He gave me the details and it sure sounded like a good deal to me!! I told him I wanted one to and to talk to the papasan to arrange it. In a couple of minutes he rolled by and told me “when you dry off your hands you need to fill out a form.”

I had an annoying waitress next to me and I didn’t know how to shake her. She didn’t have a drink or any customers so I couldn’t just shoo her away. When my friend told me I needed to fill out some information I used this as an excuse to “get away” in style. My sopping hand needed to be dried so I pulled it from my fun girl’s panties and began combing my “funky” fingers through the waitress’s hair. I began complimenting the waitress on her hair: “I love your hair – it’s so soft – you use conditioner?” She just ate up the compliments while my girl with the wet crotch buried her face into my neck to keep from laughing out loud.

I paid for my ticket, and we continued our barhop. I want to hit Dirty Duck again for Mitch, but she’s not there. Maybe holiday, maybe she’s decorating someone elses bed. Who knows/cares. I’m ready to bounce when a rather annoying girl starts advertising her friend. I take a look at the friend.

Angel is a sweet girl with a giant smile. I was in the mood for a non-rapist that night so I decided to pay her bar and leave her there. We continue our barhop, have our fun, then I return to DD to pick her up.

We barhop a bit and end up in a place she used to work. Another girl I’ve known for quite some time is there also and she’s somewhat “surprised” by my selection. Turns out when my barfine worked here before, the girl was a dreaded CHERRY GIRL!! She’s no longer cherry, but I was concerned I’d end up with a dud.

Angel is talking with her old friends and chugging Gin & Tonics (GnT) for quite some time. I decide it’s time to return to the room and see what I’ve got here. I look at the bill and she’d downed EIGHT GnTs!! Now I’m frightened and hoping she’s not going to spew in my bed!! We pay, I tip and then she staggers across the street to Orchid Inn.

In the room I’m expecting post-cherry, ultra-shy, starfish action. She starts peeling her clothes off (while I’m doing the same) and then she drags me into the shower. We start kissing and the next thing I know we’re fucking like ANIMALS!! She’s so wet I think we both would have been drenched even if the water wasn’t on!!

Since most things are “lawsuit slick” in the PI, I decide that my sliding feet in the shower, combined with some HARD fucking, is spelling out disaster for me. I pick her up, get back to the bed (soaking wet) and we keep screw some more.

It doesn’t take long for me to blow my load. It was an amazing cum!! I finally have the energy to drag my dripping (from the shower), exhausted carcass back to the bathroom to finish the shower we started moments before. As soon as we hit the hot water she’s all over me like white on rice AGAIN!! Sure enough, my dick gets hard and we’re fucking in the shower again!!!!!!!! Within a minute I’ve dragged us both back to the bed and we’re fucking full speed. At this point I do something I haven’t been able to do since high school – I came again in less then 10 minutes…

Photo: Dirty Duck Angel 366

I ended up BFing her for the next few days. However, I noticed she was only a good lay when she was blitzed. After BFing her and her friend for barhopping, and her friend GRACIOUSLY buying drinks for her Filipino “cousins” on my tab while hanging out at PUD I decided enough was enough – time to hunt for fresh meat!!

I became a fan of buying Blow Job drinks for the ladies in the bar a while back. I then got into the habit of holding the drink over my pants and having the girls work their magic there. The night I decided to pass on Angel and try something else I ended up at Camelot and Volcano. Here are a BUNCH of those pics!!

Photos: Volcano Blowjobs 367 368 369 370 371 372 373 374 375 376 377 378 379 380 381 382 383 384 385 386 387 388 389 390 391
Photos: Camelot Blowjobs 392 393 394 395 396 397 398 399 400 401 402 403 404 405 406 407 408 409 410 411 412 413 414

It was this night that I met Porker’s Airport Girl. Now, I’ve known this girl a bit longer then he has and I’ve decided that since HE’S got a snappy, catchy name for her I’ll give her one too: Big Tit Retard (BTR).

While I was hanging out and having fun with the papasan, John at Camelot, I came across a holy terror named Rose. He nodded his approval while she churned on my cock. I decided Rose looked thirsty and so retired to a bench seat to see what she could do for me:

Photos: Rose's 1st Shooter 415 416 417 418 419 420

What I liked about it was the way she manhandled the twig and berries while having fun with the drink. She deserved another one:

Photos: Rose's 2nd Shooter 421 422 423 424 425 428 429

I really liked how May didn’t want to be left out so she jumped into those last two pics…

Anyway, Rose brings over BTR and I decide that BTR’s looking VERY thirsty. I like how Rose was able to help BTR out when she needed it. At the very end they BOTH gave me a nice surprise in the bar!!

Photos: BTG/Rose Shooter 430 431 432 433 434 435 436 437 438 439 440 441

Before I was to make a decision I decided Rose needed ONE MORE DRINK!!

Photos: Rose's 3rd Shooter 442 443 444 445 447 448 449 450

Here are a few more pics of BTR and Rochelle:

Photos: BTR and Rochelle 451 452 453

My decisions were made – Rose and BTR win the day!! I have them change and come to my room ˝ hour later.

When they arrive the girls turn off the cell phones and get to work. First, showers all around (would you expect anything less?) then we begin the dirty pics, followed my some good BJ and boom2. Didn’t catch the boomboom digitally, but included pics of the pre and post game show. I ended up keeping Rose’s panties. I’ve got them stashed somewhere in my closet…

Photos: BTR and Rose 454 455 456 457 458 459 460 461 462 463 464 465 469 470 471 472 473 479 480 481 482 483 484 485

They kept me happy that night and once again the following morning. They earned their keep and so went on their merry way with some nice tip money in their fists.

That afternoon I lounged a bit, bored stiff with things as they were. Maybe I spent too much time here and need to get back to Thailand. What is missing here – what could possibly be wrong…

Ahhh – I’ve no girl in my room!! I wander and stumble across a freelancer that’s world class OK looking, but acts terribly enthusiastic about spending some quality time in my room. OK fine, and we’re off to the races.

In the room we’re getting ready to have our fun and I bring up the subject of banging her puwet. She asks me “how much?”

“500P” (I’m such a big spender)

She replies “I’ve had men offer me 2000P for my cherry ass.”

“Well, I’m not those other men. I’ll tip you 500P.”

My sweet talking worked. After we went through a GOOD BJ, followed by some spirited sex, I lined up to hit that round, brown bullseye…

“Masakit, masakit, MASAKIT!!!!!!!!”

As soon as the head pops into her ass she pops off the end of my stick like I fired her from a gun!! I’ve NEVER seen a girl, much less a FILIPINA, move that fast!! Soon, the waterworks begin and that magic, shorttime mood is broken. I hand her some money and tell her to stop crying and leave. After all, I need to shower and get me a girl that’ll let me FUCK HER!!

Photos: World Class OK 486 487

As this is my last night in AC I decide it’s photo time down at Bananitas!! I had two I wanted, but got talked into adding an additional two to the roster giving me quite the fistful!! We get back to the room, the girls shower and frolic, while I click away with the digital. Two ended up leaving early (yeah, OK, whatever) and I kept the others through the night.

Photos: Frolicking Bananitas 488 489 490 491 492 493 494 495 497 498 499 500 502 503 505 506 508 509 510 512 513 514 515 516 517 518 519 520 521 522 527 529

The next day began early as I packed, checked out and headed back to the airport for my flight to Thailand.

E

By Blazers on Monday, February 23, 2004 - 11:29 am:  Edit

One thing that I always have to watch out for in the Philippines are the Filipinas that want to help out their ugly friends. Looks like you were being a nice guy and going with the flow which led to you barfining their ugly friends....I did this once but will never do it again. I always end up paying the barfine for the ugly friend but never fuck them...total waste of money. I realize that the girls will pout if you dont barfine their friend and this may lead to a bad session BUT if I even get a hint of attitude from the hottie, I just cut her loose and move on. Filipinos are community oriented and the bargirls whom work in the same bar or freelancer clique all tend to think of each other as family members and always want to help each other out. They know that there are only a handful of barfineable girls in each bar and the ugly girls cling onto the cute girls like barnacles as it is their only means of survival. Normally, if the girl wants her ugly friend to come along and I say "no", she pouts and says "bakit"(why)....I then just smile and whisper in her ear, "Pangit" which means ugly. I then get a little giggle out of her and she will usually say "Oo" and we are off to the races without the barnacles. Usually the girl is enthusiastic regardless of the barnacle rejection and respects you for being honest. I know you are a nice guy though and just want everyone to be happy but I wonder whether you still allow the barnacles to come along for the free ride now that you are an AC veteran.
BTW did you fuck the pregnant girl too?

By Epimetheus on Monday, February 23, 2004 - 01:27 pm:  Edit

Believe it or not, this was the FIRST time I've had a girl do something like this. Before, I've BFd girls and their friends with no trouble. Of course, In the past I've kept very tight control of girls with me. This time I was just lazy. It's not like she got me for P4000...

Now, it's rare for me to barhop with a bargirl. If I barfine we head back to the room straight away for screwing, otherwise I'll park them in their bar, and come back when I'm ready to fuck.

E

By Admin on Friday, February 27, 2004 - 05:46 pm:  Edit

Photos through 323 added...

By Blazers on Monday, March 01, 2004 - 11:07 am:  Edit

Carol looks much better in these pics....I think she has gained some weight since these pics. One of the girls looks like a girl I have in my Cambodia pics. I found out she has a Pinoy boyfriend who is milking her more than all the other Pinoy's combined so I told her she is banned until she cuts him loose....I told her that all the kano's were now boycotting girls with Filipino boyfriends and she was in shock as if I was telling the truth. If that were the case, we would be boycotting a lot of girls. Evidentally, the next day she got a in huge fight with her boyfriend when she was drunk and locked him out with no clothes. The mamasans were giving me grief that I will cause a riot in Mountain View if I keep this up....

By Admin on Monday, March 08, 2004 - 12:52 pm:  Edit

Photos through 529 added to complete this chapter...

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By Blazers on Monday, March 08, 2004 - 02:14 pm:  Edit

Banananitas 11, 29, and 37...WOW.....Now were talking. I could see the photo skill improvement over time and quality of girls going up as well.


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