EDEN

Within hours of landing in Bkk, we were at Eden’s door (probably about 3pm). Located on the right hand side of Soi 7/1 (coming from Sukhumvit), it would be relatively non-descript, were it not for the half-dozen scantily clad women sitting or standing out front. As have been mentioned by others, Eden is surprisingly small. While the bar itself is reasonably long, it kind of dominates the whole front room. And running perpendicular from the bar across the room is the infamous yellow line. After walking into Eden, Naps and I took seats at the bar and made an effort to digest the scene. There were about 25 girls there who, after a few minutes of our entrance, took spots on either side of the yellow line.

On the left side of the line stood the women for whom anal sex was an option. On the right side stood the women for whom anal was not. The MO of the club was that the customer chooses one of the girls (on either side of the line) and the chosen girl chooses the second girl for the ménage a trois. The often-stated reason for letting your girl choose the second girl is so that they would be comfortable with each other. The big risk, though, is if your girl chooses a girl that you don’t find attractive.

To be honest, sitting there in front of the 25 girls was somewhat intimidating. Out of the 25, probably 6 or 10 were more than passable. I had no problem selecting a gorgeous woman with large boobs from the right side of the line (her “name” was Champagne”). To my relief, she chose a reasonably good-looking girl from the other side of the line. Naps chose someone from the left side of the line, who in turn chose a much less attractive girl from the non-anal side.

After paying the 3200B (by credit card w/o extra fees), Naps and I were escorted by our girls across the street to the short time hotel. The room itself was fine although pretty small. Basically, just enough room for the double bed and a large shower. After being nicely washed down by Champagne, we hit the bed while the other girl showered. I’ll spare you all the blow-by-blow, but suffice it to say that everything that I expected to happen did. Maybe not a full blown porn movie experience, but enjoyable nonetheless. The funniest thing that happened was when one of the girls took out the strap on dildo from their small suitcase and asked if I wanted them to use it . . . on me. Despite their requests, I explained that I would always be parked on the right side of the yellow line and that my butt was a no-fly zone. The action between the girls themselves was a little mechanical, as was the entire experience come to think of it, but it certainly was a great way to start off the trip. After nutting twice, the 90 minutes was up and, after showering, we went back to Eden to rehydrate and say good-bye. It was a good time, and I wanted to go back again before I left, but I never did. Still, a very nice way to take the edge off after a long plane ride. Also, it is one of the few places in BKK that provides action early in the day (open at 1pm).

NANA PLAZA

We hit Nana the first night we were there and were surprised how small the entire complex is. After all that we had heard and read, I guess I expected a much larger place. Because Naps and I didn’t want to rush off and grab the first hot chicks we saw, we agreed that we would hit Angel Witch first, but would not take anyone from there. The reason for this was that Angel Witch has a reputation for having the most mercenary and hardened (and hot) dancers. We figured that AW would be a good place to get our sea legs.

ANGEL WITCH

Within minutes of sitting down, two plain clothed girls sat next to us. And they were flat-out gorgeous. And they spoke decent English. And so. . . the courting begins. Despite our best intentions, they definitely captured our attention. Then again, the stroking of your groinal area will do that. After buying them drinks, we each asked how much for LT, they both replied 4000B for LT or 3000B for ST. I laughed and told my girl that she had it all wrong, “I’m not Japanese.” Without another word, my girl smiled and left.

Naps’ girl, however, would not be so easily dissuaded. Naps eventually countered with 3000B for LT, but she had a novel response. She told him that she was one of the “top 5 supermodels” at Angel Witch and that she was worth the most. She pointed to the girls on stage and said that they got 3000B for LT, wasn’t she worth more? She actually said “look at my face, look at my body, do you think it would be fair for me to only get 3000B?” Man, you gotta like that self-confidence. If it weren’t for the fact that her negotiating got more and more obnoxious, I’m pretty sure Naps would have somehow relented. She really was THAT hot. However, oft-times, bad negotiations are an indicator of bad attitude. Naps cut bait. But not before she insisted that he give her 100B tip for her “time.” Incredulous, we both laughed and realized we made the right choice. Angel Witch’s reputation seems well deserved.

We would end up hitting most of the famed Nana go-gos, but we ultimately ended up spending most of our time at Playskool and Rainbow 2. Both were crowded, but not too crowded. At Rainbow, I met this gorgeous creature who said she was 18. Alas, she didn’t have her ID with her and I didn’t want to risk it.

PLAYSKOOL

Out of all the go-gos in Bkk, I liked this place the most. Probably because I had the most luck here. On the first night, Naps and I took one girl out each, as well as a third girl for Mrjoe, who was coming in that night past midnight. Naps picked out this very cute girl (who he would later tell us was a bit of a starfish). I picked out this gorgeous thin girl (Ooy), and we both picked out a very cute girl for Mrjoe. His girl ended up having the best personality and he was quite happy with our choice for him.

ANGEL’S DISCO

Located directly across the street from Nana Plaza in the Nana Hotel, this is THE disco place to go to for freelancers. Similar to, but on a much smaller scale, Help Disco in Rio. Although my buddies kind of liked it, I hated it. It was as hot as hell there, and VERY crowded. There were a number of attractive women there (of all shapes, sizes, and ages), but I felt very claustrophobic there and never went back. I can see the allure for some, but I found it too loud and crowded to feel comfortable.

NANA HOTEL PARKING LOT

Welcome to the SHOW. This is where everyone goes at 2am after Nana and Angels Disco closes. Tons of women, men and women/men looking for a love connection. In addition, it makes for great people watching. Although I never partook, Pokerface and Mrjoe got “lucky” here. In fact, Pokerface got so lucky, that the next night his woman saw him again and offered to spend the night with him for free. Being the consummate monger that he is, Pokerface knew that there is no such thing as free pussy and gently let her down. His “let down” was one of the funniest I have ever witnessed. He told her that he didn’t want to go with her that night because “I’m a butterfly, baby.” And when she told him it was a freebie, he said “I couldn’t do that to you, it just wouldn’t be fair to you.” I swear, I actually laughed out loud. Throughout the rest of the trip, whenever we were at a go-go or beer bar and the conversation lagged, I’d look a woman in the eye, point to Pokerface and say “he’s a butterfly, baby.” Somehow, it always jump started conversation.

SOI COWBOY

We went there a few times, but I would have to say I was a little disappointed there. A few of the places were very crowded (Long Gun and Tilac), but most were not. And other than those two, I didn’t see THAT many hot girls there. None of us ever barfined anyone from Soi Cowboy. I met this very hot 18 yo, but she said that she was in the red zone. Her friend hit on me, but she didn’t pass my DFK test.