So….after realizing that I was not going to enjoy Salvador during Carnaval, I decided it was time for me to go home.

I went to the airport on Friday and bought a round trip ticket from Salvador to Rio for the next day. It cost me around 200USD on TAM but I couldn’t stay in Salvador for 4 more days.

I went back to my ant farm, packed my bag, and popped an Ambien to help me get through the vibrating windows from the Trios Electricos (Carnaval parade trucks) that will start at 7pm and go until 5am.

My 7am flight got me to Rio at about 9:30 – 10am. I was home. From here, the game plan was easy for me. This was going to be a Termas Trip. All I had to do was goof off until 4pm. I would also need a place to put my bag. As for a place to sleep, I figured I would probably check in to VIPs even though it is kind of a haul.

What I didn’t know was that there were several cruise ships coming into port for Carnaval. This ruined the scenery for me. No, there weren’t beautiful Garotas walking around. There were WAYYY to many old people with no shame in the swimsuit department walking around. Right behind them were the California muscle heads walking around trying to impress the Brazilian women that weren’t there. The old, non-Brazilian women enjoyed it, though. HA!!

I think it’s kind of funny that I’ve been to Rio so many times that I can tell where some of these tourists are from. I spent a lot of time laughing. Oh, well. Just as long as their asses don’t show up at L’uomo, I’m cool. Call me selfish.

Some guys from the U.S. were sitting at Ground Zero near me. They noticed that I was American and invited me over. Cool guys. I gave them a quick tourist rundown and one of them asked me about the “good” entertainment.

Of all the people in Rio to ask…..

I point out some spots to them and we agree to meet up later. Bobby at BlameItOnRio4 travel was nice enough to hold my bag for me until 5pm. Before this, I run into Don. Don just happens to have a place available. I thought being this time of year, everything would be completely booked. I didn’t even think about a hotel. I hear they were trying to get some RIDICULOUS prices from people.

Not this little black duck.

I rented the place from Don. It was good deal and nice location. I also found out that there were some guys in town. Kenmore, ironically, was in town. He’d been trying to reach me for a week. And one of my old running buddies was there: Sandman. GCL came in a little later and told me that he was meeting up with Kenmore at Centaurus.

Yep….it’s good to be home.

So, this was my first visit at Centaurus. I knew the deal. Pay before you go in. I still didn’t like that policy. And the fact that they make you pay cash really pissed me off. But to be fair, I will say there were several nice looking girls there. The girls are fun. I still will go with L’uomo as my preferred place.

I hooked up with Kenmore and GCL in Centaurus. GCL says “I don’t come here that much” as several hotties come up to him and greet him with hugs and kisses. Yeah, right.

I end up with the sister of Kenmore’s lady. She’s a very pretty girl. Tall and slender. We talk a little while before we go up. It was good to be in a robe again.

My Portuguese has come along somewhat. Being in Recife and Salvador forced me to use it a lot. I still need to learn more words but I can communicate with the ladies much easier. Now, I can understand what they are saying when I take off my underwear. Heh heh. Some funny shit.

I come back and GCL has gone to work. Kenmore is still around. We chill for a while and I see a couple of other girls that I may have to suck it up and come back and visit. That’s for a later date.

For now, it’s on to L’uomo.

L’uomo seems to never disappoint me. There are a couple of the familiar ladies there. My amiga, Shayla, greets me as usual. I don’t session with her despite the fact that she still has one of the best bodies I’ve ever seen.

I go with a tall lady from Belo Horizonte that I had seen my last trip. Yeah…that’s what I’m talking about. I have a new respect for the ladies of Belo Horizonte. Those girls have some serious endurance.

And this was just my first half day back.

Ahh, yes. It’s good to be home.

To be continued…..

Kick Stand

Kick Stand,
Walking into L'uomo is like walking into your favorite neighborhood bar--your "Cheers"--except that most of your "friends" are female, half-naked, and anxious to fuck your brains out. I love most of the other termas, but there's something special about the atmosphere at L'uomo.

I hear ya, Bwana.

I guess that would make me "Woody". Or would that be all of us? Heh heh.

KS

No, you definitely qualify as "Woody"! I'm afraid I have to take the role as Frazier. Norm? That would have to be Don...or SweetMesquite.

remember i drink wine not beer and will be doing so this thur pm at L. comparing me to norm is an insult bwana! however woody i am not. kickstand is it true what they say about you people? camilla said yes

Sweet, not everybody can have a big long dick like you.

Norm an insult? How can that be...he holds his liquor and is always at the center of what's going on!

Give the girls at L my best; and if you get out to Solarium, say hi to my favorita.

Glad things picked up for you amigo. However, Rio doesn't sound like the place I'd want to be during Carnival. My best times in Rio were when it wasn't around a holiday weekend and everyone and their brother was there. Not sure when I'll hit Rio again. It sure is a fun place though.

It's good to be the King, huh Kick Stand??

Rio continued….

As I stated earlier, L’uomo never seems to disappoint. There were a lot of new faces in there this go around. On this round of trips, I only had time for three visits and I spent time with 2 older L’uomo ladies and 2 new ones.

One funny story involved a new girl called, Nubia. Nubia is one of the smaller girls. She has long hair that is dyed a dark red (magenta?) with grey eyes. When we talked, she said that she used to work at Centaurus. Pretty nice girl…so far.

As we talked and got a little more friendly, she discovered that I had some stuff in the pockets of my robe. Those of you that know me understand that I pack my own “supplies” for Terma trips. She’s playful so she wants to see what I have. She pulls out my Astroglide. “Lubrication”, I explain. Then she pulls out my condoms.

Heh heh.

She looks at them. Being as how I had just recently watched “Heartbreak Ridge” with Clint Eastwood, I’m reminded of another great movie. So I tell her:

“I know what you’re thinking. Has he been to one terma or two? To tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I lost count myself. But, being that this is a Magnum XL, one of the largest condoms in the world, you gotta ask yourself one question: “Do I feel lucky?” Well, do ya punk?”

Of course, I can’t say this in Portuguese…..YET….so she clearly does not understand it. But, I thought it was pretty freakin’ funny.

So, I explain the situation she’s about to get in because she’s new to L’uomo and doesn’t know about me. She wants go up now.

We go.

When she finally does it, she seems a little surprised. Let me say this: having the ability to understand the little Portuguese I do has made these little “discoveries” with the ladies take on a whole new meaning. Some of these girls are pretty freakin’ hilarious.

She seemed really fascinated. She spent more time studying it than I normally like but she was so freakin’ funny, I didn’t mind….until she started smacking it around.

Yes, I said, smacking it around.

I jumped up and lapsed into English. “What the F**K are you doing?!!!”

Needless to say, the rest of the session took on a very SERIOUS mood. Apparently, she likes this rough penile play. I was talking with Don’s nephew afterwards and he said that she did some similar stuff with him. I wish he’d warned me before hand because she caught me on that spot on the left nut. You fellas know what I’m talking about. The spot that gives that delayed reaction.

That shit hampered my performance for the next day and a half. I could only do 2 girls a day. Pissed me off.

So, be warned!

Anyway, it was still good to be back. I got the chance to knock out a couple of the older L’uomo ladies that I never got a chance to see previously and to try some new girls.

I did hit Solarium while I was in Rio, too. Only my second visit ever but I had a good time with a little Carioca Spinner that my bud, Seaman, would’ve liked.

Overall, I was pleased. Rio made up for the whole mess up in Salvador. Mission accomplished.

I will state this: I would normally NEVER go to Rio during Carnaval. But I HAD to get out of Salvador and I knew that I would have a good time in Rio. Regardless of the mass influx of tourists.

The only thing that I didn’t expect was the shutdown of the Centro Termas. This kept my return from being perfect. Oh, well. I took what I got and it was good enough.

Next stop…Sao Paulo.

I always love the reactions the girls have when they realize Kick Stand isn't just a name, its an appendage.

My favorite is of course, when we had two girls come to my 2BR apartment in Rio for a little festa. After getting skewered for about 15 minutes, his girl calls for a "TO", then tags-up my girl for a mid-session switch and wishes her friend "boa sorte" (good luck) on her way out!

Rio Addition:

I forgot to mention my surrogate crew for this trip. Don put me in touch with BigShug and his crew, C-Raven and W-Dynamite. I had a good time with these guys.

W-Dynamite had me working my lame Portuguese overtime with some ladies one night. Let's just say some of the ideas that W-Dynamite wanted me to express to the ladies were....."adventurous", to say the least. I think the only other time I laughed that hard was when I ran into SuperJeff in BA or when Godfather got busted by his novia at our last VIPs party.

The tears, they were a flowin'.

BigShug, thanks for letting me hang with you guys. Don't forget to send me my pics!!!

Kick_Stand