February 26th – Brazil Trip Report

The trip started out on the wrong foot. After barely making my connecting flight in Chicago…running from Terminal B to Terminal C at O’Hare and cursing the colored, blinking lights in that godforsaken tunnel…I hastily sat down in my business class seat (no first class this trip) for the 10+ hour flight to Sampa. Exactly 80 minutes later after dozing off into an Ambien induced coma…the captain voice comes over the intercom and utters that famous phrase, “Well folks, this is just not our day”. A collective grown goes through the cabin as the captain goes on to explain that the plane has lost water pressure and there is no way that we can endure a 10 hour flight without washroom facilities. I think, OK…that’s fine…we’ll just stop in Miami or somewhere nearby, get this thing fixed and be on our way. Nope. That won’t work either. 767 repairs are apparently best performed at O’Hare…so you guessed it…back we go. So….80 minutes back to Chicago and another 2 hours on the ground (with the threat we won’t go at all) and we’re on our way once again. Not that a two hour delay is bad…but adding 160 minutes to the flight was a bit of a drag. And my Ambien had worn off. Oh well, lots of time to work on the presentations I was scheduled to deliver later on in the week.

First Stop – Sao Jose Dos Campos
This particular trip required that I get off the plane at GRU, meet my driver in arrivals and go directly to my distributor’s office in Sao Jose Dos Campos to prepare for one of 5 presentations scheduled over the next 8 days. Rather then go to my hotel and grab a couple of hours of sleep as I would usually do…I spent that time rehearsing. Obviously after the events of the past 18-24 hours…a piece of tail was not possible. Not to say it was not on my mind…I just didn’t have the guns to pull it off. Business trips generally dictate what my schedule will be and this one was no different. Sao Jose is certainly not the hotspot for mongering in Brasil but it is within an hour of Sao Paulo if you have the means to get there or there are local opportunities for taking a dip if you know where to look.

Non-pro mongering is the way to go in Sao Jose. There is one terma known as Alicia’s but having sampled it’s offerings on a previous trip I was not going to venture there again. There are street walkers along a couple of the streets (can’t remember the names) that run parallel to the valley that cuts through the center of the city. The very best place that I have found for mongering in Sao Jose is the local Brasilian pubs known as (Can’t remember) where you can buy very tasty local appetizers and drink pints of beer and large glasses of Caiparinia.

The second night in Sao Jose my distributor (as most local Brasilians are prone to do) took me to his favorite hang out and I struck up a conversation with the waitress who was an Ingles speaking univerisidade student. This pub had a menu of over 15 different Cachasas! How many do you need?! After two I was buzzing like a bumble bee and got to pursuing this girl in earnest. After closing the pub we headed back to my room at the Caesar Business hotel and fucked like monkeys for the rest of the night. She was nothing special…typical Brasiliara…low slung jeans that almost revealed her pubic hair and an extra tight t-shirt that flattened out her already somewhat flat chest. But she was a tiger in the fart sack and offered up the bunda without question. The next morning I gave her cab fare and said I would be back to the pub later on that night. Not. I had a flight scheduled to Porto Alegre that evening for the second of my presentations.

Price: Cab Fare
Rating: 6

Second Stop – Porto Alegre
This was my first trip to POA and I was excited. Everything my local business associates said about the place was that it was polluted with beautiful gauchas. Garotas (actually most everyone) in Rio Grande do Sul state comes from an Italian, German, Swiss or Japanese background and the ethnic mix makes for a very interesting population. The average income in POA appears to much higher then other major centers in Brasil and most of the young, single, non-pro girls are not easy to monger in the manner we gringos are accustomed to. It certainly is worth checking out the local bar scene as the gauchas are absolutely fantastic…without question the best overall I have encountered in Brasil…and perhaps anywhere. However, they are far from as easy to pick up as the unversidade student in Sao Jose was...so on my second night, my distributor and I headed to Carmen’s, a local boite. Sorry…don’t remember the street…but every cab in POA has a flyer for Carmen’s and the other popular boite in POA, Grut Azul (Blue Cave).

So it’s off to Carmen’s with my business associates. You arrive at Carmen’s and are met inside the door by a well-dressed doorman who speaks pretty good English. The deal is this; 50 Reals fee that gets you an ice bucket filled with 5 Brahmas. That is for each person so for our party we were in line for 15 beers. They give you a card with your name on it and as you place your order (for cervasa or a garota’s services) the garcon places a tick in a check box. Carmen’s has a relatively small bar area and the night we were there it was absolutely packed with locals. Unlike mongering activities in other Brasilian cities where the competition is generally a gringo or someone from Japan…this time I had to deal with a definite disadvantage….piss poor Portuguese. No problem though…my mongering business associates covered for me when the were able to break away from their own garotas. This was the first time we had taken on the hobby as a group and they were pleased as all get out that the gringo was into it!

Now I have been in a few boites in my day but I can say with almost utmost certainty that this one had the best collection of talent I have ever seen. There were definitely more guys then girls but the caliber of the girls was outstanding…8’s, 9’s and one at least three 10’s. Many of the girls take turns dancing on a central stage and drop their entire load of laundry. The feature for this particular evening was a Senhora Barbara Torres, a blonde tanned bombshell with magnificently huge mammalian protuberances. She and all others in the bar were available. And given that it is a boite…even if they get picked up and go upstairs…they will come back to the bar. I lean toward the petite, brown-eyed, dark haried gartos and had my associates introduce me to one that I liked. Her name was Priscilla. Priscilla had her hand discretely in my crotch within a couple of minutes and not long after that she asked me if I’d like to feel her tattoo. That’s right…feel her tattoo. OK…sure…I am up to the challenge. So she grabs my hand and puts it up her skirt and low-and-behold…no panties and bald as Kojak. It didn’t take long to take her upstairs to give her the what-fer.

On the way to the cabina we passed through a room that had six mattresses on the floor. Each mattress was covered with a silky looking cover and there were dozens of pillows. It appeared to me that everyone headed for a cabina had to pass through this room so I don’t uinderstand what it was for. Certainly they would allow an orgy and have people passing by for the one-on-ones. I can’t imagine anyone wanting to see my lily-white gringo ass bobbing up and down in the air. To make a long story short…Priscilla and I did the dirty…all holes accounted for. She was a hottie…kept shouting…”give me your milk…fuck-a me harder…ooooh”. Brasilias certainly are vocal. Afterwards we returned to the bar and rejoined my comrades. We finished our cervasas and went back to the hotel to sleep.

Oh…and by the way. A good hotel tip for y’all in Porto Alegre. I am gold member with Starwood and had originally booked at the Sheraton, which was about $130 US a night. Our distributor has pretty good connections and they stay at the Parthenon chain. The place we stayed at in POA was the Parthenon Flats Manhattan (kind of eerie…the metal piece of art behind the front desk still has the WTC in it). That was quickly forgiven as I got to the room. In this place, flat means suite so I had a kitchen with microwave, cooktop, full sized fridge (full-sized by SA standards anyhow) a living room with pull-out sofa and TV and a separate bedroom with king sized bed. The bathroom was all marble…no tub though…just a groovy shower with a showerhead the size of Jethro’s dinner plate. The coup de gras however was free high speed internet. Try and find that just anywhere in Brasil! The kicker was the rate though…R$133! Hah! Died and gone to heaven…converted to slightly over $40 US dollars a night! Wasn’t like I was paying for it or anything as it was a business trip…but still…if traveling to POA even for pleasure you can’t find a better deal.

Rating: 8
Price: R$ 250

Third Stop – Rio de Janeiro
I don’t much care for Rio. I know…I know…to say that is sacrilege on this board. And I understand why many of you feel the way you do. There are plenty of garotas in all shapes, sizes and colors. I just don’t care that much for termas and Help, that’s all. I like the atmosphere of a Club Foto or something similar. A little less noisy…a little more sophisticated. In my days of skulking around on this board I encountered a trip report where someone brought up the notion that a terma girl could be licking a guys cornhole on one date and within minutes might want to French kiss you. Nao Obrigardo…muito problemo para mi!! I’ve seen some of the fat old dirty old blue haired men that frequent those places. There isn’t a bottle of Scope or a toothbrush that can fix that. I need at least 4-8 hours for that bacteria to deteriorate! Given that the only alternative I thought worthwhile in Rio was Help…that’s where I headed. It was quite an evening. I left POA on a 9:30 pm flight and arrived at GIG at 11:15 pm. Took a cab to my Hotel (Sheraton Rio Towers in Leblon)…quickly unpacked and organized my self and then scooted off to Help. Arrived about 12:30 and the place was packed. I was disappointed in the talent level although there was this teeny weeny thing there that I took a liking too. I asked her twice how old she was and finally checked her ID when she was registering at the Sheraton front desk. Name was Michelle and she was 22!! Muita boa! She looked really young…but really cute. It as almost an Olson twin kind of thing. Could not have been 5 feet tall…and no way was she more then 85 pounds. The ultimate SPINNER my friends. I got her on the dance floor for two songs…bought her a bottle of agua…and we were on our way!!

Got back to the hotel and she was gushing with excitement. I had a suite at the Sheraton and it was quite posh. Given my Starwood status I always have some gift waiting for me on arrival and this time it was a bottle of wine and a fruit plate. We got naked very quickly and then got all sticky with watermelon, grapefruit and papaya. I licked her pussy until it was sopping wet and then started teasing it with a grape…partly in….pull it out…partly in…and then pop it in my mouth. She had a couple too…dirty girl. She was another screamer (it really is kind of embarrassing cause I have never made a girl back home come like that) and we fucked for at least three hours…again…all holes were accounted for. She wanted an extra R$30 for the bunda-shoot but I told her I would give her a bag of M&M’s from the mini bar instead. She went for it!! Gotta love those Carioca garotas…they love it when you stick it to them in the cornhole. Yeah Baby!! And this one was into rimming, both giving and receiving…god I find that soooooo darn erotic. She did not spend the night…about 5:00 am she split. She asked for the hotel phone number and my name…I told her I was William Wallace. Guess she’s never seen Braveheart.

Rating: 8.5
Price: R$300

Fourth Stop – Sao Paulo
So the trip is coming to an end and thankfully I have a two day stop in Sampa. As much as I dislike Rio…I think the exact opposite of Sampa. I find the garotas there to be much easier to communicate with. I must qualify this however as I hav only sampled the pussy at one place. Café Foto. Why go anywhere else when you have had so much luck there? I always stay at the Renaissance in Sampa because it is so central to my customer, Jardim, Paulista St and many very high end eating establishments. Café Foto is a 15 minute, R$25 cab ride. I have fucked a lot of girls from CF and on this night I chose a dark skinned Northern type who spoke impeccable English. Her name was Rosanna and she had been on the programma for about 9 months. She was leaving within a week for Spain to do a tour of the boites there. Glad I got to her before she left! She was a little larger then I would usually go for…but she was gorgeous…with ass length black hair and really fine dark smooth skin. Great attitude and she drove! She had a really nice little SUV type thing (Mitsubishi I think). I left with her from Foto fairly early so we had a bite to eat (what’s R$30 guys…c’mon) and then headed for the Renaissance.

Same, same all around. Screamer…all holes…overnight this time though. We had breakfast in the morning and it was quite funny to see the looks on all the assholes at the buffet line at the Renaissance. Stuffy bunch of pricks. Of course we didn’t look like a couple…no way! She is slightly more then Morena and I am slightly less than Casper the Friendly Ghost. She was around 25…and I am something substantially more than that!! I did not give a fiddler’s fuck so we spent over an hour just drinking coffee and eating. This girl may become a favorite as her English is so darn good and she has her merde together. Universidade degree…nice car…and lives on her own in Jardim. Sure she makes her good living from the programma…but in many respects…so do I! She even dropped me at the airport and got all choked up as she kissed me goodbye. Ha-ha! I am heading back to Sampa in May and we already have plans to hook up as she will be back from her tour of Spain.

Rate: 9.25
Price: R$600

So all in all it was a good trip…averaging a rating of just under 8. Not bad considering the first one was a freebie and scored a miserable 6. She did reduce the average price though making my average for the 4 garotas R$287.50. Yeee---haw! Less than a thousand bucks and Dick got to explore four brand new bung holes.

Now I realize that I am an amateur compared to most of you on here. I am getting up there in years and I m simply happy to be able to swing four garotas in 8 days. I’ve seen many trip reports where you Hombres do that in a day! Nevertheless…although I am a newbie at posting, and I am not a picture taking guy and work the quality angle rather then quantity…I hope I was able to provide some insight and information that will be useful for all. You guys have for me. Thanks for your continued hard work and perhaps I detail my May trip and reunion with Rosana.

Cheers Y’all,
Squidjigger

Squid, you had a decent foursome trip. I also love the Gauchas, but now have a steady Paulista g/f.

SP is my favorite city in Brasil for the obvious reasons; the quantity and the quality of all the city garotas. It goes hand in hand with all the great places to eat and drink. Best nightlife in all of Brasil. The in-club at the moment is Mercenaria, it's not a P4P club.

I try to go to SP every other month for at least a long weekend to see my namorada. And will be there Mar 19th, and again sometime in May? Maybe we'll cross paths somewhere in the concrete jungle? The Renaissance is very nice, but I usually "hole-up" at the SP Hilton. sf4dfish

what is your work? Many guys would love to have a distributor like you have. A free translator and mongering guide

Sf4dfish:

I make it to Brasil once every fiscal quarter. The trip in May is a special one as I am presenting a paper at a conference. I have never hooked up with a fellow monger and might be interested in doing that. I am pretty low key and tend to keep my activities as far under the radar as possible. That's why I post the reports of my conquests...ha-ha!!

Brazil Specialist:

I am a software weenie...and I am country manager for Brasil, India and Thailand. We have no local presence in these places so we leverage partners as our distributors and pay them a commission. They make a ton of money off of us so they are willing to spend alot of recreating time with me. The translation services are without question invaluable...the mongering...I had figured out long ago from sources like this board and my own unabashed need for pussy.

Cheers,
Squidjigger

Squid, you're a country hobbyer, I mean manager (grin). Very nice!

I've been to Thailand a few times, I would like to visit/try India one of these day's? But I am a confirmed Latin chica lover! Speaking fluent Espanol and pretty good Portuguese influences my travel preferences. Though I try to visit other countries too.

Looking at my May calender, I plan to return mid May. How about you, when is your conference? sf4dfish

squid, picking both Brazil and Thailand, this is evil!!

You could have picked the middle east and Sweden + Iceland. Would give you less distraction!

If you make it to Rio, email me at 1234567@innocent.com

squid,

Thanks for posting a little info about Sao Jose Dos Campos. My company has a business partner there and I may be traveling there in the near future. Let me know if you can think of any other details.

Thanks
-Beachbum

Thanks for the report Squid. I like the cornhole descriptions - very funny.

Cal

Squid,

I like your description at the breakfast buffet line in the hotel after night-out with the girl. I often get that when I walk into the Executive Lounge at Hilton Morumbi for breakfast or happy hour. They are just jealous and envious.

I was in SP last week and will post my trip next few days.

SF4dfish,

As we both like Hilton Morumbi, my gut feeling is we might have been in each other's path. Last week, as usual, everyone at Hilton treated me like one of their Kings. Everyone working at the Executive Lounge was there and I enjoyed to hang out with them. Raquel (one of trio working at the lounge) invited us (my girl, I and my staff) to her night out with her friends on Friday night. Asked us to be at Swahili at 12:00 midnight. The club is a kind of new trendy place for younger crowd, playing techno and wave type of music which I can't stand. But point is I guess I'm making progress with Raquel

Off2, I look forward to your report.

Question, if and when you get "total" progress with Raquel, how are you going to juggle her and your g/f?

It's been over a year since I last stayed at the Morumbi. It's cheaper for me to "hole-up" at the SP Hilton, and of course it is more centrally located too. Is Raquel more appealing to you over your g/f? Best of luck in your conquests:-)

One of these day's we'll meet in the concrete jungle? I plan to go back around the middle of May and again the third week in June?

See ya, sf4dfish

Sf4dfish,

If I had such dilemma between Juliana and Raquel, I'm sure I can figure out to satisfy both women. In other words, I'll do it at any cost (hahaha).

Juliana has cool personality, does not have motor mouth (I don't care much about talkative woman), is reasonably good looking and has perfect body, does not ask for anything (financially) as long as she gets my attention.

Raquel has great personality and beautiful eyes, and is soft-spoken, and has good figure. She is the type that I would make her my bride without a second thought. And she commends very good English.

My travel to Brazil is often planned in short notice (2 to 4 weeks) and If we can synchronize the schedules, that would be great. Moondog and I synchronized the schedule last week and we had a chance to hang out together a little bit.

Cheers!

Off2, I too have had the pleasure of making the rounds with Moondog in SP and BA.

If Raquel is really bride quality, are you trying to get her? And don't parade any garotas in front of her, and at the Morumbi period. The staff can talk. I doubt she would want to be another notch on the bed post, or in your case the "19th hole"! sf4dfish

Sf4dfish,

Oh no. I'm way way too old for Raquel. I don't think I would be able to keep up with 22 years old spring chick if I brought her back home.

Off2, Oh Yeah! Wouldn't a 22 y/o babe look good on your arm!

See if she has a passport, and can get a visa? I would invite her to "cum" visit you! sf4dfish

Sf4dfish,

Funny you mentioned about passport and visa. Tony and I talked jokingly about establishing the 3 month rotation program for beauties from Sao Paulo.

I'll take care of financial and logistic support for a girl to stay with me for three months. We would have great time for three months while the girl experiences the States, and then sends her back home. Then next beauty will rotate in for three months..

If this wild thought could come to fruition, I would be in heaven.

Off2, I've invited a garota to "cum" visit the states with me before. And was on the look-out for worthy candidates with visa's, until I hooked up with my present Paulista g/f. Who one of these day's will introduce you to her, and I in-turn will get to meet your sweeties.

Like you stated, I take care of the finances and logistics, and she must take care of "moi"/me!

Keeping a beautiful Brazilian with me for 3 months might be kinda hard, but for a week or two while I'm in between trips would of been ideal for me.

Hope all our dreams come thru! sf4dfish