After being well drained at Edens I needed a rest, so without further ado went to Sukhumvit and found the first beauty parlour after turning left. Now whenever I come to BK one of the first and last things I do is be pampered at one of the many beauty parlours. There are many on the Sukhumvit road or its Soi’s, you cannot miss them, they look like barbers shops only with pretty girls similarly dressed smiling and sometimes waving at you from the window. I have used different ones each time and find the service much the same and with similarly prices, so pick one with a girl that takes your fancy. I sit down. order a facial, ear de-wax, manicure and pedicure. Now for me this is one of the most relaxing things to-do in Bangkok, do not worry about it not being the manly thing to do, you are not at home now, but LOS. So I lay back, close my eyes and think of England, well not England actually but of what lovely delights I have to come in the evening. Well after one hour of being totally spoilt by three or four lovely ladies and dozing in and out of bliss I walk out of the shop feeling great and only 800 baht poorer. WW recommends this at least once a trip, I usually have one at the beginning and end, leaving me fresh for the journey home and looking good for the lady at home. One quick postscript here, another English guy walks in five minutes after me, a first timer in BK. He is not sure what to have and is offered the works, I said he should try it and I would pay for it if he did not, but if he did the beers were on him. As I finished I said with confidence “when can I have my beers” He said wait five minutes and they are on me…one satisfied customer, maybe I should ask for commission!

After having a couple of free beers in the Soi 7 beer garden, went back to the hotel to shower, change and get ready for some more action. First port of call was the Piccolo bar at the end of Soi Cowboy (Asok end on the right). Saw my pool partner from the last trip and latched up a 3-2 victory and had a few beers. This is a great place to start the evening playing pool with reasonable beer prices and no hassle. Next my favourite G0-GO …The Long Gun, IMHO this has the best looking girls and even at 8pm is quite busy. The girls ranged from 4-9+ and some dance very well (more in a later report “All-nighter with porn”). Here I made a mistake, guys to get a girl to come to you do not hold your hand face up and wave your fingers to attract a girl, I found out later this is an insult and is used for calling a dog. Instead, do it with the hand faced down or ask a waitress or the mamasaan. I had spotted a 9.5 tall, great body very attractive, but could not get her attention. I thought the girl was being difficult or my magnetic charm was not working but thanks to GPF (see “The Four Musketeers do Patpong”), I know why. So I moved on, determined to come back another time to find a 9 or 10. In the past it has been one of the few places I could find them. When I got to the door it was belting down with rain, so I ran straight across the road to the Tivoli. Perhaps it was a bit early maybe 8.30 by now, but there where not many girls, all were stale and hardly moving. At best for me there was the odd 6, but mainly 3-5’s all small, flat chested and not very pretty. One drink only and go out and dodge the rain to go to the Dollhouse just a little way down on the same side. I was eagerly awaiting this visit, but was sorely disappointed, a notch up from Tivoli, a nicer place, but the girls looked all the same young, small and no busts, ok some were prettish, but nothing that even stirred the old man into action. The dancing was stale too, even upstairs in the see-through floor. Just one drink here and I was off, I reasoned that it was early and promised myself a return visit later.

So I went to my favourite dance club on Soi 18, a normal place not a pick up joint, but great if you like Latin music and dance. I stayed until nearly midnight had a great time talking to old friends, dancing and listening to great music, but as a little voice kept telling me it is time to get on with the evenings entertainment, I ventured back to Sukhumvit. I dodged the bargirls on the corner of Asok and Sukhumvit and headed back towards the action. I stopped at the Living Room (TLR) wanting to check it out and to have a quick beer. The TLR is a great place to meet with other like-minded rascals and play pool or watch football, you can even disappear for a grope or more in the projection room at quieter times, but heed my warning later in this paragraph. Was latched onto by a fairly pretty girl about 25, with a slightly fuller figure I would rate her a 7 although subsequently I thought she struggled to make this. She seemed OK, English was not good but we conversed fine. She teased really well and I was feeling a little tired and hungry so I thought I would put off Nana until tomorrow and take her out LT, she was good enough to wake up to. I think the bar fine was 600 baht. No negotiations took place at this time. I said I wanted to eat so we went to a place on the corner of one of the roads off Soi 11, I cannot remember the name. I had duck with rice, she something small. The food was good although a little expensive for Thailand (but not by UK standards), I found better places to eat later as I will report. Anyway back to the hotel, she showers first, I carefully stack all valuables in the safe while she is out of sight. She comes back in wearing a towel not looking to bad without make up. I go and freshen up and when I am finished she is in bed. No mobile in sight nor has she put the TV on, a good sign. However, from here on in it was not great. For me a raunchy not so good looking girl ca get me going as much as a stunner, but she was neither. All the teasing which made me think she might be GIB (good in bed) was wrong. So the sex was mechanical, a quick smoke (bbbj), then sex in a few positions all at my prompting. Performance rating Attitude 5, smoke 3, sex 3, overall 3. So it’s the luck of the draw, cannot get it right everytime I thought and retired for the night. Now I do not know about you guys but I find it hard to get a good nights sleep with a strange women in my bed so I struggled all night and did not sleep well. We started waking up around 10am. Talked a little she said she had school and the subject went on to … you guessed money. I think I understood her correctly when she started saying her school fees where 9000 baht and would I pay! No bloody way, even if she was the hottest 10 in the land and had made me cum 50 times. How to tackle this diplomatically I thought…play the language game, so I pretended I did not understand told her, I had to go out and dispatched her 1 hour later with 1000 baht, she might have got 1500 if she was not so greedy. I later found out that taking a girl out from a bar where you will frequent more than once is a bad idea…more of that later, so think about where you will frequent and unless you want to have her around your neck pestering you every time you go in leave well alone. I cannot remember this girls name, but she is one to avoid.

To be continued…..

Wickedwilly:

good report: the beauty shop treatment is really nice as you say;

Did you get the steam vapor treatment? thats about the only thing I find "uncomfortable" Kind of like being in a hot fog.


I think going to/taking out bg from the same bar can go both ways ( good and bad) probably depends more on the girls than how well you behave/pay/ect.

did you ever get to soi zero?

Looking foreward to your next installment.