Part one: Arrive in Heaven

So I have been researching my trip to LOS since I booked the tickets in February. Since then I have fastidiously read all postings on World Sex Guide Forum, Bangkok Tonight Forum, Nanapong Forum and Club Hombre as well as numerous other sites with LOS info. I must admit I am indebted to all you guys who have contributed to these, not only did it help make my trip more successful, but it was great fun reading all the info. So this trip report, which will come in several parts, is my small contribution which I hope helps others on their trips. I have also commented on places I visited, the hotels I stayed, places to eat and a little about shopping as even the real sexual athletes out there will have some time to spare in between sessions.

Before I start to report my experiences I think it would be useful to outline how I rate the girls, as we all have different tastes. I like taller girls with a more fuller figure than the average Thai girl, being a breast man, no girl who is lacking in breast size could be a 9 or 10 so you guys that like the “smaller” ladies may upgrade my ratings a little to take account of this. My 10 would be over 5’8” very pretty with long hair, good sized and firm breasts with a small waist and bum but slightly shapely hips.

So after months of eager anticipation I arrived in Bangkok on Wednesday afternoon. I had pre-booked a limo from the hotel The Grand President (“GP”) on Sukhumvit Soi 11. Yes, I know I could get this cheaper but I like the easy life and
do not want any hassles on my precious holiday. The driver was waiting and I was quickly whisking me off to the hotel. A WW tip for taking the taxi, especially in busy periods is to ask the driver to take the express way, it cost 30 or 40 baht (50 or 65p), but it can save time. Within 25 minutes I arrived at the GP and was checking in. My next tip is to take all correspondence with the hotel with you especially if you have negotiated anything different from their standard tariff. The Thais seem to work by the book and need documentation for anything out of the ordinary, as you will see later in my report. Anyway within an hour of landing I was in my room showering and readying myself for action.

A word on the GP; I chose it after much research, because of the accommodation, location and price. The room was a good size with king-sized bed with plenty of wardrobe space with the bonus of having mirrors either side of the bed, which proved very entertaining. There was a TV, video, music centre with radio cassette and CD player and desk and small kitchen area, which had a large fridge/freezer. The bathroom was a reasonable size with bath and shower (no separate cubicle). It also had a good safe, which I think is essential. The hotel is in three buildings, each having its own swimming pool, as well as a very good gym/health centre, which was better than a lot of hotels I have stayed in, in tower 2. They also have in-house massage, but I did not try this, no doubt extras are on offer ….. at a price. It is situated a few minutes walk from Sukhumvit, coming out right where the steps to the skytain (Nana station) are. It is also midway between Nana Plaza (Soi 4) and Soi Cowboy (10 mins walk or 35 baht taxi ride) and still within
walking distance or 40 baht taxi ride of Soi 33 and Soi 24 (Barons). It is also well located for the Atami/CPII massage parlours, which are walkable, or a short taxi/skytrain journey. Clinton Plaza, Thermae and The Living Room (“TLR”) are even closer. I had negotiated a price of 1,485 baht per night without breakfast (5% credit card surcharge), but thanks to Hapa 1’s negotiation skills subsequently got this reduced to 1,300 baht (£21) with breakfast and no credit card charge! A real bargain I thought. Then room was a little tatty but was maintained every day and it is girl friendly, the girls leave their ID with security, but it is no problem and costs nothing. I would definitely recommend it. One last thing there is a shortcut to Soi 7 (Beer garden, food court, pool bar), just cut through the Park Hotel car park which is a little way on the left walking towards the Sukhumvit road.

It is now 5pm and I am as horny as hell, three months anticipation inside I head for the best place in Bangkok to relieve my pent up energy………Edens! This is so widely reported there is no need to go into details on location or about what goes on. Marc was there and very friendly as usual. I order a beer and chose a girl who promptly brings a friend. There was not a great choice say 15 girls, all much the same 5-7 on my scale but maybe some 8’s for this who like the slighter girls. Mine where both sevens and after seeing them in the room they where good sevens, both nice girls. Well after a good session of frenzied tongue exchange we headed off to the room with all the necessary equipment. The room was over the road as Eden’s was busy; this place is very popular. The room was ok but nothing special. Soon we were into the routine, put in video, undress you, shower you thoroughly, inspect your manhood with much interest and then go straight into the action. I will not go into every detail, but the words that are usually reported to describe this place “your own private porno movie” are spot on. Rimming, double oral with no condom and fingers and then vibrators probing the old back passage all forming part of the starter. After finishing me off in both their mouths they proceeded to have each other. Full on girl-girl kissing, licking vibro’s and dildo. When the dildo went in I promptly asked them to put on a condom and was soon sharing the art of double penetration which was met within minutes by the receiving party cuming very loudly! Well the rest of the session was fantastic, lots of action and ending in a massage by both girls. I walked out of the session well satisfied and with a sore arse! Cost 3200 baht + 500 each tip, to me worth every penny. This place is on my recommended list and an essential for any newbie.

To be continued…

Exchange rate is close to 44/$1 and recently was 42/$.
1300baht is nearly $30.

WW, how is the weather now? When is the best time to check out Edens?

The weather was fine when I left, it tended to rain between 4-7 rather heavily but other wise the days were hot and evenings warm. I would guess that the best time for edens would be 1pm at the start or take a girl or two out after 10pm when the rates are reasonable.

ww