When I arrived in CM, it seemed like there were alot of European tourists there, but I hadn't been to Pattong yet. The streets were crowded at night with lots of shoppers. Did a little walking around town at night also, and eventually ended up spending every night at the Sayuri club. Had such a good time there the first night that I kept returning. Something about the place kept drawing me back. I couldn't get enough of it. The selection of girls was consistently good, and the cabaret/karaoke show in the adjoining showroom was exotic and had a surreal quality to it that made me think to myself, " buddy, you are a looong way from home in a foreign land and it is good".
There must have been thirty girls in this cabaret show. They came on stage in groups of threes and fours, dancing and singing mostly Thai pop songs.
All the girls were attractive and mostly dressed in skimpy tight shorts or micro-mini skirts with high-heel boots. Some of them were really talented and could probably hold their own in any Las Vegas or Hollywood stage production. There were a couple that had so much stage presence I couldn't take my eyes off of them, but I'm a whore for that kind of stuff and someone else might not find it so appealing, although I think most of you guys are twisted enough that you would have enjoyed it. The room was never very crowded and I wondered why all the western tourists weren't there. It was mostly an Asian crowd. I had Bin ask a waitress if the girls in the show were available as I was definitely interested in several.. She said only for drinks not for the room. I passed on the fischa thing as there were plenty of hot babes in the fishbowl right outside the door. They wouldn't allow any photos of the show either. The only downer to the show was that the girls' high piercing voices kind of wore on your ears after a while. But all in all it was a great three nights of entertainment relaxing in that cabaret every night with dollar shots of Johnny Walker.
The fishbowl in the next room provided plenty of entertainment also.
Others have reported that rates of 900B can be had at certain times of the day. I asked Bin about this and I think he said in his broken English something like-- its not that cheap anymore because they had to payoff the police. But I may have misinterpreted. I was quoted 2000B for two hours at 9PM. In my haste I forgot to even try to make a counter offer, but for the service I received it was a hell of a deal. I chose a girl named Wei and she gave me my first soapie. Probably the most erotic experience of my life. Can't imagine any dream or fantasy that could top it.
She was totally into it and getting off just as much as I was. I felt like I just mainlined 200MG of Viagra. After we got nice and clean it was onto the bed for the rest of the session. Cbj no dfk but plenty of passion. The rooms I was in all had mirrored ceilings which was a nice touch. Wei was a real beauty and the only one who would allow me to take a photo. Will definitely look her up next time I am in CM.
The following night I picked a girl I think #98. Same price, and same service only not quite as passionate as Wei. Maybe she was a little tired.
After trying to multiply and be fruitful we both fell asleep for about a half hour. Wouldn't allow photos.
Some say the girls in the north of the country are the most beautiful. I guess its all subjective but I did see my share of raging beauties up there. One night Bin and I were having dinner at the Riverside Restaurant, which I would highly recommend, and in walked one of the most stunning beauties I have ever seen. She sits down at the table next to us alone and orders a drink like she's waiting for her date to arrive. Twenty minutes goes by the place is full of people eating, laughing, having a good time, and she's still sitting by herself.
The next time I looked over at her I could see the tears starting to well up in her eyes. Soon she was silently weeping and I had Bin ask the waitress if she knew what the story was. The waitress said the girl had a date with a guy that worked there but he didn't show up. My brain was going crazy trying to figure out how to capitalize on this situation but the communication barrier was just to great and all I could really do was just sit back, observe, and think to myself what I might say if I knew a little Thai. I thought of using Bin to interpret, but it was hard enough just trying to communicate with him. We left after about an hour and she was still sitting alone. The image of this broken-hearted stone fox sitting in the middle of all these happy people who didn't even notice she was there really stuck with me and I felt frustrated that I couldn't do anything about it. To get over this feeling I had Bin drive me immediately over to the Sayuri where I proceeded to fuck my brains out.
Check out the Riverside restaurant if your ever in CM. I don't think you'll be disappointed. Its got a great view of the river and they have live music and good food.
During the day I did alot of the usual tourist stuff there is to do in CM.
Visited the hill tribes, elephant camp, orchid/butterfly farm(excellent place for lunch), elephant painting, etc. Had to get an extra suitcase for all the souvenirs I bought. Bin took me to all these places in his tuktuk and personal car. Didn't really know how much to tip him. The guy was awesome. He would be waiting for me outside the hotel in the morning, spend all day showing me around and drop me back at the hotel late at night after we hit the Sayuri. I ended up giving him 1000B a day and he seemed happy with it. The last day I gave him 2000B for his exceptional service and honesty. I figured it was less than I would have paid for an organized tour, and I didn't have to get packed into a crowded bus full of fat old ladies. Bin's English was good enough for basic communication.
If you are going to CM, I would recommend him as a driver/tourguide and can get his phone number if you want it.
On my last day, I told Bin that I needed an oil massage. He said he knew a good place and took me to the Sawasdee parlor, just a small place in town.
I was really looking for a legitimate massage this time. It was around 400-500B, I don't remember. I waited in the room for a long time for the masseuse to come in wondering if it would be an older lady. Surprise, in walks this gorgeous young fox named Nan, showing generous cleavage and a slightly larger that average Thai rack. She started massaging my legs while I was lying face up, and it wasn't long before I had a raging hard-on which made her giggle, (hey wait a second, why was she laughing). I told her I would tip her 500B and she started to unbutton her top with one hand while molesting me with the other. When she was unbuttoned I pulled her bra down under her breasts, and those puppies were mesmerizing. Young, firm, and natural like I hadn't seen in a long time. It was nice having that in my face as she gave me a nice long hj. Nan was a sweet girl, always laughing and smiling. When I asked to take her photo, she quickly reached in her purse and pulled out this polaroid and told me I should come back soon.
My last night in CM, Bin took me to a huge beer garden located next to the Ping Hotel. The place is immense, with a giant screen for movies and a large stage for live acts. They could probably pack 2000 people in there for a concert. The night we went, there was a Carlos Santana video playing followed by a local rock group performing live. Not many people in the place but dozens of lovely hostesses and waitresses wearing short, tight silk skirts. The place is a full on restaurant/bar. I had some of the best curry I've ever had there. Check it out one evening if your in the area.
The next morning I got on a plane bound for Phuket. My trip was not yet half way through and in one short week I had already lived some of the most memorable experiences of my perverted life.
Photo: Nan
Photos: Wei 01 Wei 02