2004/03 Bobmenow - Mexicali Whine, Cheese and Bananas

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By Bobmenow on Friday, March 26, 2004 - 04:29 pm:  Edit

First night Thursday
slicey, milky and me start our journey to mexicali. We stop at Calexico to get car insurance and cross the border. We arrive at 6:30 at our 5 star hotel and find we have great rooms. The place is a city with in a city, 2 pools 4 restaurants and 4 bars. we go to our rooms and me and milky see we have fruit baskets with bananas! and roll on the floor with laughter, milky steals my banana and runs to his room. We clean up and milky calls our tour guide whom lives in mexicali. Milk says he's coming at 8:30 to met us in the front lobby. We decide to eat at the restaurant, it's high end they make slicey who was wearing shorts go change into pant's or he would not be allowed in. the food was good.

Then comes Masterater, we meet him what a great guy. We have been to mexicali before but he is a local which is nice, he takes us sight seeing and says the disco clubs don't really happen until 10:30pm so we had time to kill. after driving all over we come to molcajete. it has a line snaking out of it with hotties all around. we are all excited milky saying sin condom every second and me saying swing and slicey smiling. We get in line and my eyes hurt from all the eye candy. The charge was $5 peso, all you can drink beer. I hold out a $100 pesos and she asked if I had a smaller bill so I pull out a $50 peso bill and hand it to her she gives me $50 peso plus $2 usa plus change?. I didn't notice until I got inside, they paid me $2 usa plus to go in The place was packed! it was collage night, even the chunky girls were cute! The only down side was we were in the dessert and the place had no AC. 500 people in a 300 person place. It was so packed that everyone was doing the statue of liberty with there drinks to move around. slicey was wading through the teen and twenty aged crowd of girls. He was as happy as a pig in a mud hole on a hot day After a hour or so of this we decided to leave to another bar.

Masterater I will call him MR wanted to go to Madonas, it has a cover charge but your first drink is included. Some hot girls in side, one babe comes to me and asks me for a private dance at first I thinking no, but then I said she's one of the hottest ones here why not. Two songs for $20 She takes me by the hand like a kid going to get some candy. She sits me down and strips nude, She's a 9 light skin and long black hair she lets me suck her tits and touch and insert my fingers in her twat. She gets me Simi hard and starts to bite my cock through my pants, I sniff my fingers and no smell just like fresh sushi! Now she's looking like a 10 and I would be lucky if I lasted 5. Then times up! I'm half stiff and sad now. I make it back to the guys and sit. We BS for a while then milky and slicey want to go to another club. Masterater has a GF here and is sitting with her and does not want to leave. He sets me up with a chica and milky and slicey take off for the unknown. I sit and chat with this girl. she is a Amazon woman 6' huge tits but she is not fat but big with some meat. She speaks English we chat then after a 1 hr or so I ask MR if we should leave he agrees.
We look for milk and slicey we cant find them so we head to Hijole it's next to capricho. we have a beer it is a nice place with a center bar and 100 people in it. Some nice looking girls and it's 3 am now so we call it a night. I get to sleep at 4:00.

Friday
I get a call at 7 am? WTF!!!!! it's milky kri kri con drugas and he's hungry and wants to eat now. slicey passes but I go with him. It was a buffet breakfast very damn good! with real OJ! and the sweetest hostess! she was hot! you wanted to take her home to meet mom. Milkman, now I know why he has this name. He likes coffee in his cream.He asked her for so many cream refills she finally gave him mine and got me a new one. yes milky she hates you! the food was so good we ate until we were 3 months pregnant. I had to deliver mine right after we ate. It was 9lbs 7oz I named the liitle shit milky jr. We then walked to the internet place then back, slicey was gone? So We got a colletivo, it was 70 cents each to downtown zona and we walked around .It was 11:am we stopped at the Pacifico hotel where they have SG's. I was tired only 3 hrs of sleep and milky urging me to pick one. After seeing Gloria she had a hot body huge tits I picked her. we asked for the price and she said $40 for every thing for 20 mins which is high in my book but I took a chance with her. She was not shy and very friendly and took me back into the room, it was like a typical SG hotel but it had AC. We strip and she takes me to the sink and washes Mr happy and his friends. Then with me standing she squats down with my dick rubbing on her tits the kisses it and tell me to get on the bed put on the rubber and sucks me. She would jam it into her cheeks then suck it, it was a porno suck.I was grabbing her tits as she sucked me for 8 min? it was good then she laid back and I stuck it in her she was snug and wet and warm. I pumped her and she rubbed my back and closed her eyes. I sucked her tits and fucked her until she said doggy? I said ok then the view of her long hair and nice ass and grabbing her tits. I could see her lips move in and out hugging my cock as I thrusted in and out. I lost it and popped and kept going until I went limp. She took the condom off and wiped me and I sink washed, I get a c grade for hygene. I gave her a hug and a kiss and thanked her and left. Milky was waiting for me at the corner. We grabbed a collectivo again and head back to the hotel. This time I paid and it was $6 and the old guy was talking to me the whole time with milky saying sin condom all the way.

We go to the rooms and no slicey?
It's around 1:30 now and milky wants to eat so we get these steak sandwiches. I am not that hungry so I get a large to half it with slicey. we get back to the hotel to find that slicey was with a massage girl and took her to lunch at pampas. Milky goes for some shut eye as do I. He calls me at 2:30 and says masterater wants to do something but milky said no he was too tired and slicey as well. MR calls me and I said I would go with our great host and agree to meet at 3:00. By this time slicey changes his mind and comes along with us, MR says he's hungry and want to eat at a mariscos place that he has never been to. Me and slicey go along for the ride, we cant find the place so he goes to marisco godoy. You pull up and they serve you a tap beer before you walk in. the place seats 200 and was full we had to wait for a table. The 2 hostess that open the door and seat you were 19 or 20 year old babes. MR eats I share a crab tostada with slicey and we talk and leave. He drives into this place he says is like Bar san Diego. El Establo bar, The first thing we see is a hot girl out side wearing tight pants and shirt, not slutty maybe 20. man she was hot! long black hair 5' 6" 110 lbs a 9 in my book I wanted to fuck her right then. The bar was in front and motels in back that you drive right up to the room. She said it was $70 for her and a room for 30 min. MR said to me that they had a even hotter girl that was dark skinned and had green eyes. I wanted her as I knew no gringo has been to this place, but we left without ever getting out of the car we get back to the hotel and make some new game plans for the night, I have a number of a girl I met in TJ and she lives here and she is 19. I only met her once and for only 20 mins or so. I emailed her I was coming and she said to call her when I came. She speaks no English so I figure I'll have MR translate for me to see what's up? He calls her for me and I talk to her and she says she wants to see me we agree on 8:30 At TGIF next store. I am not sure what will happen with this so my back up was to call MR and he would pick me up. he goes home to get cleaned up and I shower. She calls me at 8:20 and says she will be late. Milky comes over and I call her and she said she just got to TGIF and we walk over to see her.

She is driving her car and we smile when we see each other and I get in her car and milky walks back. I asked her want she would like to do? she is not sure? so I said lets go to my room so I can get something then we figure out what we will do. We get to the room I haven't touched her or anything just the hello kiss on the cheek. We end up going to a club to dance. I wanted to so I could hold her We go to this Norteno place not packed and we get a booth in the back and it's dark, we get drinks but she get a clamato. she don't drink we sit and drink and talk then she put her head on my shoulder and hugs my arm. I kiss her for head. She is about a 8? the other guys saw her. she was wearing a tight tee shirt and a mini skirt.. as we were sitting in the booth I had my hand on her leg and made my way to her crotch. She kissed me and moaned in my ear and slid over in the booth so no one could see. Well I was sporting wood and could not dance So I stopped and told her lets go some where else. we left and I said lets go back to my room she agreed. It was 11:45 we parked and walked arm in arm to my room, as we were walking MR and Byron were backing up to leave and MR yells at me I didn't even notice, then I did and we went to say hi. This was the only time I would see Byron. we get to my room to order room service and I get a call from the front desk saying I can't have guests in my room. at first I thought it was milky but no it was for real. I had to argue with them, I got mad at the guy acting like I was a crimminal. I told him I was cutting my 10 day stay short at his hotel and I knew the owner of the place! MR introduced him to me earlyer that day. until they said I would have to register her and she would have to be staying the night. I didn't know if she was but I said she was. so we check in and went back to the room. We kissed I went back to her crotch and she melted, we made out and I turned out some lights and took off my shoes and shirt and we made out again. She was on top of me dry humping me, I pushed my cock a 1/2 an inch in her with my pants and her panties on. I couldn't take it no more. I took her panties off and she was undoing my belt so I got up and stripped and she did also. we made out and she got on top and slid it in we fucked like our lives depended on it. She rode me and I let her work for a while then I would grab her ass and pump back. we screwed until it was 3:00 am. we were both tired and she snuggled up with me and fell asleep.Yes!

Saturday
We woke up around 10 am we kiss and I have wood we fuck and milky calls while im in mid stroke. He tells me Byron left and is on his way to Sonora nogales? I didn't believe him at first but then I did. we bs some and I have to get back to work. we fuck some more and then showered and went for lunch and a movie. Got back around 3:00 and fucked again. at 4:30 in mid stroke Milky knocks at the door, I stop get some pants on and go to his room,and we talk about tonight. I said I am not sure what i'm doing I will tell you later. I go back to the room and we mess around until around until 7:00 pm. She said she had to go home and asked me if I want to spend time with my friends who were calling me and stuff. I said no, for her to call me she said ok she would call me at 9:00 She never did and I waited until 10:00. But I was drained and raw. it's been a while since I have fucked so much. I was sort of glad I wanted to hang with the guys and I didn't feel like picking up on a chic though? Not! I go and meet slicey and milky at the little bar at our hotel. a few women in there but we decide to go on a adventure to a norteno dance club in the down town zona called Rancho Grande. The place was huge lots of chicas a few hotties and alot of so so's. we get beers and then decide to roam the zona at night. We walk past SG's and go in Playboy's, and Gato Negro and a few other small bars. We go back to the little bar at our hotel and it's 2:30 now and figure we can get the drunk girls now. Milky goes to his room first to change clothes and do his nails and makeup? Me and hooky go in and it's lame so we leave, then we see milky and he wants to see for him self so I go with him and hooky went to bed. I sit next to a older lady and I dance with her. Milky goes to bed, I finish my beer and leave 10 mins after milky.

Sunday

We wake up pack up and drive back to cooler pastures.so be it.
Many thanks to Masterater!

By Erip on Monday, March 29, 2004 - 03:47 pm:  Edit

I enjoyed your report BMN. I was regretting that I didn't get to go along with you guys until I read about Milky's early wake-up calls. Like a true non-monger (not to mention glutton), he's gotta wake everybody up early for breakfast. When I'm in TJ 7AM is the time I start sleeping.

I definitely want to go to Mexicali and may have an opportunity soon...however, sounds like the best part of it all for you was the Tijuana connection!

By Masterater on Monday, March 29, 2004 - 04:30 pm:  Edit

Nice BOBBY,
The girl you had was a real hotty. I too had a great time with you guys, but I wish I could have hang around more. Maybe next time. I will be in TJ this Thursday and Friday so Inbox me!!

Masterater

By Milkman on Tuesday, March 30, 2004 - 04:11 pm:  Edit

Erip you come along and I promise you not only will you get a early wake up call I will send Tranny escorts to your room sin condom.

That was one of my pranks that I was gonna play on Byron but he reft early

Next time

By Bobmenow on Tuesday, July 27, 2004 - 01:44 am:  Edit

Man I dont have a in box MR, wow I just looked at this report now and didnt know anyone responed to it.

Erip you would have a great time since your spanish is great. Yes lets do it again!


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