Just got back from a two day trip in Mexicali and it was overall excellent. This being my first trip to Mexicali I expected a similar setup to TJ in terms of clubs being around the same general vicinity and taxi's being easily approachable. To my dismay, none of this as true. Because of this, I found myself mainly at Club Miau Miau because it was walkable from the border.

So I hit up Miau Miau on Saturday at around midnight. The place was definitely happening at this time. The girl on stage immediately caught my eye wearing a hot schoolgirl outfit. After her stage dance she went to the back and came out in a bunny outfit that was just as hot as the schoolgirl outfit. I thought I might as well test her out and see how crazy she'd get with a table dance. I really recommend a table dance before a private dance just to see how crazy the chicks will get yet alone if they will even let you touch them. So I get Myra(Girl in the bunny oufit) for a table dance for my group. She by far surpassed my expectations consdering she was muy bonita and crazy. To my surprise she stuck her hand in pants in addition to letting me finger her and then she licked that finger. "ES UN MUJER MUY LOCO Y INTELIGENTE!" is what I was thinking and knew I had to get a private dance. She what I wanted and how to get me into the private booth. She couldn't have surprised me even more in the private dance booth. Immediately as the song started she unzipped me and rubbed and grinded my exposed member throughout the song. In addition to this she tongued my balls and dick. I didn't know what to think as it had never gotten this far in a private lapdance but it only got better. The songs played are a good length and the lap dances can get high mileage as if what I already said wasn't high mileage enough for a lapdance, but it only got better. I agreed to a second song with the greatest of ease as the first private dance was off the charts. This time an even bigger surpise as Myra gave me a BBBJ. I didn't even have to ask, tip her off or pay her more. She just did it. I've been a bit uneasy about the cleanliness of doing something like this in the past, but it's hard and practically impossible to refuse such an offer. A girl just goes for a BBBJ without the client or her asking. I doubt it'll ever happen again to me. All in all, simply an amazing set of lap dances and it totally came as a surprse consdering how upscale Miau Miau is to begin with. I went back to Miau Miau the following night as well only to find the same talent but most seemed unoccupied. I saw Myra once again giving a table dance where this time it didn't even look like she was letting the clients touch her. I'd rate Myra like this:
Looks-9.5 Body-9 Attitude-10 Loco Scale-10+

Overall, Miau Miau is a pretty good club. The talent ranges from a 7-9.5 for the most part. There are definitely some hotties although most don't put on a very good stage show. I got lap dances from two other girls as well which included a little bit of groping and touching but nothing could surpass Myras and anything in the future probably never will. One upsetting thing was the girls for the most part don't approach customers and you have to get a mesera or approach the girl yourself. I don't know about ficha drinks but regular drinks are like $4 and the cover charge on weekends is like $4 but I think they overcharged us because we're obviously ignorant gringos accustomed to our $20 cover charges to get into our Spearmint Rhinos. The girls don't bother about drinks either or hassle about table or lap dances. You do the business on your own which is nice for a change. There was one very entertaining dramatic stage show where a girl came on with a guy who was with a stripper. I didn't quite understand the point of it but it was hilarious and got a good crowd reaction nonetheless. The girl, who is the guys novia, is mad that he is with the stripper and she continuously grabs drinks on the side tables and throws them at him in addition to pushing him around, whereas he fights back and pulls her hair at times. The whole dramatic play goes along with some Latin song that they play. I think they do this nightly and it's interesting for a change in a strip club. Weird, but amusing.

The following Sunday night I planned to make my way to other clubs. Well, being that it was a Sunday night it was definitely a down time. I hit up Miau Miau which had the same talent as the night before but not much action. Again, the stage show really isn't that great but there are still some hotties. Got a few table dances as they come fairly cheap at $8 plus someone else in the group paid for it so what the hell. Because the place just wasn't happening we left and got a taxi to take us to Bar San Diego. To our dismay it had just closed as it was around 2 AM. Most of the clubs seem to close between 2 and 3. Seemed a bit early but I guess that's just the rule in Mexicali and things are dying about that time. Since I wasn't the man paying for taxi or in charge of where to go, one of my group members asked the taxi for a recommendation of where to go. This was a really bad move and I knew it at the time as the taxi would obviously take us somewhere where we'd drop him the most cash. The taxi driver wouldn't even tell him how far it was. What happened was we ended up at this club some 20-30 mins from the border called Escobalde in addditon to the taxi driver charging $20 for the ride. This place was more then the shits. It was dark, a place where one has to be cautious as the locals seemed the dangerous biker type who wouldn't break a sweat to stab you, and the chicks ranged from a -2 to a 7. Yeah..that was a negative. The 7 was actually a bartender and was quite tall so it was kind of hard to distinguish whether it was a TV or not. The rest of the chicks were either pregnant, had c-scars or were repulsive beasts. I consider myself far from picky as well. This place made Adelitas look like heaven( as if it wasn't heaven already). Definitely avoid but if you are curious to check out another brothel in TJ be aware of the taxi cost and location. I think it was fairly close to Acquarios as the taxi driver mentioned but I have yet to check that place out.

Overall, the worst problem I found in Mexicali was getting a taxi. There were times that we found ourselves walking 20 mins down a street waiting for a taxi. The best method is to go to a hotel and inquire if they can call a taxi.

Mexicali is overall fairly clean. I compare it to mostly to a modern day East LA. Probably even less crime. The fact that we were walking the streets and being gringos without being haggled came as a surprise. People were overall generally pretty friendly. The girls in Mexicaii were off the charts. I'm not even talking about working girls either. A lot of the local girls were hotties and it almost made me want to go to a dance club in the area if I even knew about one.