Day One

So here I was in the Philippines. I was checked in, showered and cleaned up, phone in hand and it was around 2 or 3 in the afternoon. I was ready to set out into the brave new world that was the Philippines. I immediately called Epi, who had placed his number on the board for me earlier in the week. Unfortunately there was no answer so I decided to try and send my first text. The message when I called his phone was that it was out of range or unavailable or something like that, so I didn’t even know if he would get my text, but I figured it was the next best thing to voice mail which didn’t seem to exist.

I sent him my number and then headed over to Margarita Station to grab a bite to eat. I was finishing up my lunch and first San Miguel when Epi called me back. We chatted briefly and he asked where I was. We agreed to meet at Sub Delicious so I downed my beer, paid my tab and headed out.

We met at the corner and Epi explained about an SOB (Sons of Bacchus) party that taking place tonight at Las Vegas. He also explained some basic PI strategy.

Some questions to always ask the ladies were:

1. Are you cherry?
2. Do you have menstruation?
3. Can you provide a blowjob?

I knew about the cherry thing, but never thought to ask each girl I talked to about it. The menstruation thing was really helpful because I would have assumed that the ladies would just not work if they were on the rag. This is an interesting PI phenomenon. He also explained some other basic PI protocol that I can’t seem to remember now, but integrated into my routine while I was there.

The SOB party started at 5, but it was still early. We walked down the street to Las Vegas and continued to BS until finally heading in. It was free drinks from 5-7, but not all mixed drinks were free. So I got liquored up a bit on San Miguel’s before switching to tequila shots and screwdrivers.

Epi and I were sitting on the right side of the bar in the booths. There was a beautiful lady sitting at a table directly in front on us. She was dressed in plain clothes and was sitting with a couple of older gentlemen. I flirted with her off and on the entire time she was sitting with them.

At one point Epi got a note from a waitress and went tearing off towards the rest room. He came back and then handed the note to me. It appeared as if the girl I had been flirting with at the other table had requested an audience with me. Her note read:

H! IM RUSELLE CAN U GO TO C’R NOW. I’M YA!!

I headed off to meet her and she introduced herself to me, Ruselle, age 18. She said she would be busy until about 3am this morning, but then she could see me. “Ok,” I said. No problem. And then I headed back to my seat with Epi. Maybe I would come back for her, maybe I would find someone else.

By this time a show was starting and five ladies came onto the stage. It was a variety show that included them sticking a variety of items in their asses, pussies and each others’ pussies. It also included kissing and licking each others’ pussies and tits. One lady did an ATM with a bottle and Epi was in love. As soon as the show was over, Epi was up out of his seat and soon the five ladies were sitting with us.

Before I knew what was going on, Epi was getting a BBBJ right there in the booth and I was DFK’ing three different ladies. For the most part though, it broke down like this. I was with G and J, Epi was with hat lady, D, and A. One of Epi’s ladies’s I really liked though, D. She was definitely very cute. A was 26, but still very attractive and petite. In fact both D and A were tiny. I asked the age of J and G and they were 19. I eventually got one of the ladies (I don’t remember who it was now) to give me a few licks of a BBBJ, but it wasn’t quite like Epi’s full on BBBJ that he was receiving from hat lady.

He mentioned that our waitress looked mortified during the entire experience. I happened to glance over at Ruselle and she was firing darts out of her eyes at me now. The smiles and warmness from earlier in the evening had completely gone away and she just looked plain pissed. I guess I would not be returning for her at 3am now! Ah well.

Great fun for the cost of a few lady drinks continued. I almost always had a lady grinding on my lap while I was DFK’ing another. Epi had bought lady drinks for his three and I had bought lady drinks for my two, but something got confused in all the excitement and I ended up DFK’ing both A and D while also attending to G and J. G was the lady that was most into me though and almost never stopped kissing my mouth, grinding, or massaging my cock the entire time she was with me.

Eventually it came time for the ladies to return to their bar which was called The Jungle. Epi had decided he was going to follow his three back to their bar and barfine them. I hadn’t decided quite yet and let my two go beforehand.

We settled up our bill and then Epi and I as well as Hat girl, A, and D walked up towards Fields Ave and then over to The Jungle. Once we got outside of Las Vegas, I decided to hike D up onto my shoulders since she was so tiny. We walked the entire way to The Jungle like this and actually into the Jungle like this. Once inside we instantly became the main attraction.

I started dancing and moving side to side with her still on my shoulders. I think we did a lap around the bar a few times before finally settling on a spot to the right of the bar. As I set her down this quickly turned into a dry hump session with me pretending to fuck D while another lady came behind me and did the same. Then they wanted me to play the role of the woman so I lay down and they took turns thrusting their pelvis against mine.

I pulled J and G off the stage and another round of LD’s were upon us. This was followed by more DFK and more griding and rubbing. Epi barfined his three and I barfined my two and then we headed next door to the Kitten Club. I felt bad leaving though. I think both the customers and the dancers were getting more entertainment value out of watching Epi, me and the five ladies than watching the ladies on stage dance.

It was when we got to the Kitten Club that I started to have second thoughts about my selections. Epi’s hat girl was still all into him, but the rest of them decided to do a lot of dancing instead of just taking care of us. J was on the rag and I barfined her anyway, although I don’t know why. I figured I would just get a blowjob from her. G was still into me off and on, but she went dancing a lot, too. I was more attracted to J. G was cute, but a little chubby. Epi finally set them straight though with his question to them, “Who paid your barfine?”

I kind of felt bad on occasion though because sometimes when the ladies would dog pile on me I would end up DFK’ing either A or D, which both had been barfined by Epi. I hoped he wasn’t getting to pissed at me.

We had talked about a five on two, but that never seemed to materialize. During one of the dog piles I think I got kicked or kneed in the balls as they were a little sore now. It was kind of weird though. I didn’t get kicked in the groin so it hurt at the time, but it sure as hell was quite sore now. I was also getting tired having been up off and on for about 36 hours now. It was only 9pm, but I could still feel the sleepiness coming on. The groin pain didn’t help much so I decided I needed to get laid and then sleep and get adjusted to PI time.

So J, G and I headed back to the Apartelle Royal and I said goodbye to Epi and his three ladies. I decided to take G first and then get a BJ from J afterward. I thought since they did a lesbian show they would have gotten into bed together with me, but J just watched television while I took G.

G started me off with a nice BBBJ and took my ball licking instructions quite well. I then got out the Vigel and lube and put it in while in missionary. This lady had one of the tightest pussies I have every felt before, even with a condom on. She got on a ride after that. I was trying to extend the session as much as possible, but after the long flights and all that grinding and DFK’ing in the bar, I was ready to pop pretty quickly. I rolled her over into doggie and fucked her there until I felt I was about to come. Then I decided I would finish up in her ass.

She said she hadn’t had sex in her ass for 1 month so I got out some lube and inserted it slowly. It was not working out from behind though. So I had her roll over and lay on her back and then finally got it in that way. After a few long strokes I popped with an extremely intense orgasm.

G and I cleaned up and I then I called J onto the bed for my BBBJ. She commented, almost complaining, “Already?” Once she finally around to licking me, I found she was quite skilled at it. She could take me all the way to the base and knew how to lick balls. Overall, it was a quite pleasurable experience. But then while she was deep-throating me she all of sudden got a stomach ache and ran off to the bathroom. I don’t know if this was staged or not, but I heard “ralphing” sounds coming from inside the restroom.

Interesting…..I should have gone in to check and see if she was really throwing up or not, but decided to just leave it alone. I was going to cut them both lose after this anyway so I could sleep and did.

J wanted my canned Pik-Nik fries from the mini bar, so I guess her stomach ache was feeling better now. I gave them both a hug and kiss goodnight and then caught a nice evening of sleep to finally get me adjusted to my new time zone.

Xen
I am pretty sure you were getting your share of the BJ action at the SOB party. What else were those 2 girls doing with their faces between your legs.
As I told Epi I went back the next day to barfine the waitrees who was so mortified by your actions as I thought she was a hottie. Turned out she was one of my Cherry girl parade. Explains why she was so shocked at seeing you and Epi getting " serviced " right there in the bar. I think that SOB party got a little wilder than usual-- at least that's what Epi said. The poor innocent had probably never seen anyone giving or getting a BJ.

Xen, sounds like a lot of fun. Am interested in hearing more of your general perspective of Angeles in the coming installments. Keep 'em coming!

Oh, and make it fast, dammit! I leave in 48 hours!

Wasn't overwhelmed with thanks that you were DFKing my BFs, but newbie fouls are sometimes part of the game. Next time I'll french kiss your girls and all will be good.

Good to know that G takes it in the ass. Guess if I ever make it back to the PI I'm going STRAIGHT TO JUNGLE!!

E

Epi,

You were really cool about the whole thing but I felt like a real asshole afterward for doing it. It was a combination of being liquored up, no sleep, little food, jet lag, my first trip and being horny as hell.

I owe you a couple of BF's after that.

Porker, I was thinking about putting off writing any more until you get back from your trip. That way your trip will be fresh in your mind and you can reminisce about your own trip while reading about my adventures.