Chapter 13, Eden Puts the BANG in Bangkok, and a Tearful Goodbye

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By Porker on Tuesday, March 30, 2004 - 11:58 pm:  Edit

I didn’t sleep well on my last night in Asia, and while that’s not at all unusual for me there, this time it was because of the depression that always results when a departure from fantasy-land and re-entry into the REAL world is imminent. I don’t know what is more agonizing, trying to pass the super-anxious last hours before leaving FOR a trip to Asia (as I am doing right now, writing this post), or the severe depression that results in the last few precious hours before returning home.

My incessant tossing and turning woke Tummy Girl (the BKK fave), and we fooled around most of the morning. I was quite consciously holding out on her as far as serious fucking and finishing went because I was desperately trying to save WOOD and LECHE for that afternoon’s planned session at the famous Eden Club. But Tummy Girl was almost on a MISSION to fuck me to DEATH, and she pulled out all the stops to get me into it too. But I just complained about being tired, which always got her to crawl off me and merely cuddle for a precious few minutes before full-on attacking me again! As I’ve mentioned before, Tummy Girl has quite faithfully kept in contact with me in the months since I have met her, and has never asked for anything during that correspondence.

She did, however, silently pocket the 1500 baht I slid under her purse, which is a slight discount, I guess, because of the three times I saw her on my three nights in Thailand, I had yet to pay her barfine at the Soi 4 beer bar. I invited her to breakfast when we FINALLY got up and showered and dressed, but she declined and said she was headed to work.

I was indeed in the mood for breakfast, however, as well as seeing some of the OTHER girls that BKK had to offer, and headed the 75 yards or so across Soi 4 to the Bus Stop Beer bar/restaurant. My mouth immediately dropped open looking at a cute skinny waitress, but felt a little silly when I finally recognized her as she approached my table from halfway across the bar area: It was the same waitress I had bought a drink for when I was there 10 days before. And she looked even BETTER this time! I invited her to have a drink, and she wai’ed me before going off and fetching it for herself.

We talked a little bit more about her life and I propositioned her with a little more enthusiasm than I had the time before. This time I really DID want to fuck her, but she again turned me down, saying she almost never went with farang. I tried to coax her a bit, but she wouldn’t budge. Oh well, what time did Eden open again???

But on the way back to Dynasty to pack and check out, I stopped in at Charming Bar just to check out the lineup, and they had a handful of girls working at about 11:30 in the morning. While I really was looking forward to Eden, I was still a little leery about paying a minimum of 80 bucks there and having half a mind that short-time was actually a better fit for my status at the time, which was TIRED.

One of the girls at Charming ended up picking ME, and sat on my lap as I sipped my coke in the back corner of the bar. And while she had a pretty nice body (well, a nice body with small tits!), she looked a little older than the girls I usually went for in Asia. And the DIM-ASS lights at Charming weren’t helping any to get an accurate picture as to how attractive this chick really was. I figured I’d stall for a few minutes to see if I could get a better idea about her looks, but once I even began to talk about barfining her, she becamse a used car salesman and basically just answered every question with ‘you pay bahhh’? And I kept trying to say ‘maybe’ to stall for time.

Finally my senses caught up with me and I just said NO, and then paid the tab and left. While I doubt I would have had a horrible time with that chick, I have no doubt that it would have fallen FAR short of the Eden session I eventually had.

I walked back into Dynasty and got my stuff and checked out, leaving the stuff with the bellman for pickup in a few hours as my flight wasn’t leaving until late afternoon. And then I popped a vitamin V and headed over towards Soi 7 where the ultimate sex parlor awaited.

As I reported last July, I had popped my head into Eden on a couple of occasions before, but had never pulled the trigger there due to price and indifference as to the looks of the girls in the lineup. This time, though, I was determined to have the Eden experience, and was pleasantly surprised when there was a girl in the lineup that CLEARLY stood out, in my opinion. One with a pretty face, BIG tits, with the rest of her body very shapely as well, including a JUICY ass, the kind that you don’t usually find on a Thai girl. I quickly selected her (Champagne), despite noticing that she was on the WRONG side of the yellow line of demarcation between the 2-holers and the anal queens.

Champagne quickly picked her partner from the other side of the line, and my heart sank a bit when she picked a girl that looked REALLY ugly to me at the time, but looking at her body made me change my opinion very quickly: She was TINY! This chick was MAYBE 4-10 and 80 lbs. And if she was a left-side girl at Eden, that meant that her ASS WAS MINE for as long as I wanted it! Uggo turned out to be a really nice chick with a GREAT attitude, but her looks were definitely a low-light of my Eden experience. She was kind of a DOG!

But Champagne was hot enough for BOTH of them! Not only was she pretty, but she was quite voLUPTUOUS, which was a bit unusual from the Thai girls I had seen before.

After we walked down out of Eden and down a few doors into what looked to be a narrow office building, we went up in an elevator and entered a quite small room with a big bed in the middle. The bed took up so much space in the room that it was almost difficult getting around to either side of it!

We all stripped at the same time and Champagne entered the shower with me (and revealed, as I suspected, that her tits were fake) and started soaping me up and scrubbing in all the little cracks and crevices to get them squeaky clean. She also offered me mouthwash, a first in my mongering career. She then called to Uggo to bring us towels and she showered after ass as we toweled off.

When we were dry Champagne told me to lie back and relax and knelt before me and started giving me a GREAT blowjob. And a rather long one as well, administering her bareback oral action for a good 5 minutes with excellent energy and pace.

This scene was interrupted when Uggo asked if I wanted her to ‘lick my Bum’! While I was pretty happy with the way things had been going with the BJ before that, I figured that a WHEN IN EDEN… axiom applied, and said ‘Shu-wah’, and lifted my legs high so that my fat ass was slightly off the mattress. And Uggo dove right in to the holy hole tongue first and lips smacking while my HOTTIE kept up her ministrations on my cock. While I have had my ass licked before, I never particuarly liked it as it tends to give me the WILLIES, and while it felt BETTER this time, I still didn’t really enjoy it, despite the fact that Uggo went at it like she was licking peanut butter from a spoon. Finally, after a few minutes of this, I decided it was time to penetrate Champagne, who dutifully lubed up, slapped a condom on me, and then braced herself to prepare for a pounding.

I took it easy on her to start out, though, as I didn’t want to just spew in the first position with her. After a good 10 minutes of various positions, though, I got her to close her legs around mine while I was on top of her, and just started POUNDING away at her girl meat. She gave all the appropriate cries of uncomfortable pleasure throughout, and by the time I filled up rubber number one I had worked up quite a sweat in the well air-conditioned little room.

The two of us went back into the shower immediately afterward, while Uggo asked if she could smoke. I asked her not to, and she excused herself saying she was going for some water. OK, as I was going to be out of commission for a little while myself.

5 minutes later, however, we were all back lying on the bed naked, and I started going down on Champagne for a bit. After a few minutes I stopped, though, and asked the girls to give me a show. Uggo then started kissing Champagne and eventually went down on her for a bit. I interrupted her to switch places, as I wanted to taste that HOT little box again. When I started going down on her, Uggo immediately got behind me and started licking my ass and jerking my crank. Now while I am STILL not sure that this all was worth nearly 5 all-night barfines in Angeles City, as a friend of mine likes to say, it sure was better than a sharp stick in the eye!!! :-)

But when my dick started getting hard again (thanks, V!!!), my mind again turned to penetration, and this time I wanted anal, something I hadn’t actually managed to do my whole trip to that point, despite having many discussions about it with many of my previous barfines, and after having not found it particularly difficult to get on my previous trip.

So I kind of pointed and grunted a little and rubbed my cock, and the girls got the idea and soon more lube and a condom was being applied. Uggo had me work it into her ass very slowly with many grimaces and grunts for emphasis as my tentpole entered her nether region. She did NOT seem to be having fun, but she didn’t mention anything at all about stopping or waiting, so we continued to burrow into the black hole.

When I finally was all the way in, her ass felt IMMENSELY tight, and I started pushing forward with my cock ever so slowly. This was done mostly out of a desire to ease her into it before slam fucking her ass, but also because I was afraid that if I pulled out too far that it might pop out and not want to go back in again!

After a couple of minutes or so, I eventually did find the range, however, and man did I EVER drill that chick’s tiny ass! I mean full on trampoline style slam fucking, and I thought my dick was going to pierce the layers of skin and muscle over her bony skeleton and literally nail her to the bed! And while Uggo grunted quite a bit, she again never said a WORD about stopping.

But finally I got an attack of conscience and it dawned on me that I was surely hurting the poor tiny chick. And once I started thinking about THAT, I got very self-conscious about what I was doing to her and decided to call of the dogs. A wet towel and a condom switch and pretty soon I was penetrating the lovely Champagne again.

After about the third position change with the hottie, I was wondering if I was going to be able to cum with her a second time. It didn’t help that her pussy seemed like the GRAND CANYON after having banged the tiny chick’s little ass!

But finally the happy ending came for the second time when I got Champagne to lie completely flat, face forward into the mattress while I slammed her from behind/above. I pounded away at her like that for a good 5 minutes, dripping a LOT of sweat all over her in the process, until I finally just thrust ALL the way in and felt my dick jerk and spasm and spit. And I immediately started cackling like a madman over how wicked the whole Eden session had been and about how we had all worked our ASSES OFF to yank that second load out of me.

We all showered again, and dressed, and I asked of a pic of the girls together (clothed), which they absolutely refused, saying absolutely NO pictures allowed. Kind of an odd thing to do when faced with a well satisfied customer that had yet to tip them, but I figured that it was no biggie, and decided not to tip at all. But as they waited behind me apprehensively while I paid the freight upon re-entering Eden, I felt guilty and gave each 200 baht, which when added to the afternoon price of 3200 baht for the two of them brought the total cost to 3600 baht, or just over 90 dollars for a fuck-filled 90 minutes. Obviously this is not a BAD deal, but I think, as Epi once said, that Soi 6 in Pattaya could produce similar results at less than half the cost if you spent enough time and energy to find a pair with comparable attitudes.

But, in case anyone was wondering, Eden definitely got the thumbs up from me. If you can find girls there you are attracted to, they well indeed take good care of your sexual appetites. And while I didn’t find much raw passion from the girls during my session, their attitudes were excellent at trying to give me what I wanted and to make sure I was having a good time.

As I still had a bit of time before my flight, I stopped off at a restaurant on Sukhumvit and had lunch, talking to a friend of Epi’s while I was there. After that it was back to Dynasty to get my bags and get in a taxi, but Tummy Girl came flying up to me as I was about to leave and threw her arms around me and started frantically kissing me. She missed me already, she said. Me too, baby!!!

Unlike my last exit from Bangkok, there was no accident with the taxi, and the trip to the airport was a breeze, leaving me at the check-in counter 2 ½ hours before my flight. Unfortunately, for some reason we ended up boarding an hour late, and they had to to actually hold the plane in Taipei bound for LAX because we were late.

The flight home was extremely uneventful until a bit of drama with some CUNTISH passengers after we were waiting to get off the plane, and from there it was an extremely weird odyssey via buses and trains down to Tijuana that I already posted about on the Mexico chat board. To make a long story short, many drinks, bargirl assaults, kidnapping by the cops and bribes all figured prominently into the story. A bizarre ending to what was another great journey. While there will probably NEVER be a trip to rival the experiences that I had on my first trip last July, these 12 days were inSANELY satisfying nonetheless. And I expect no less from my trip that begins tomorrow.

The End.

By Explorer8939 on Wednesday, March 31, 2004 - 02:58 am:  Edit

It is a lot more interesting to read these stories when you have already been to BKK and know where these places are, and what they are like. I highly recommend that any monger take at least one trip to Thailand, if only so they can enjoy these reports more.

By Wickedwilly on Thursday, April 01, 2004 - 04:26 am:  Edit

Porker,

I again enjoyed your report of this trip and I think it is brave to have a full Eden session at the end of a gruelling time. I usually do that first thing when I am fresh.

I know Eden does seem expensive, but a long time take away which will give you a minimum of 10pm-6am, usually longer is better value at 2,500 baht. I often take one girl I know and the cost is usually the same as a go-go girl, after you have toured the bars to find the right girl, then paid bar then LT fee. You a sure of a great time with no holds barred too!

I have had some sessions with Gina that have gone on most of the night, then most of the morning and she has gone straight back to work, this for £35 cannot be seen as expensive, just knackering! Then again she loves it, just ask Epi!

By Khun_mor on Thursday, April 01, 2004 - 07:05 pm:  Edit

WW
Gina is indeed a gem . Not the hottest pooying but she definitely knows her way around a dick !! I have chosen her several times at Eden and she NEVER disappoints. She really enjoys what she does. We had a talk one day about how she relates to customers. She said she gets pissed off when a farang tells her he loves her after 2-3 hours. She said she tells them she wants them to fuck her not love her !!

I like her attitude !

By Wickedwilly on Thursday, April 01, 2004 - 11:25 pm:  Edit

KM

Unfortunately I think Gina has left Eden. That is a shame. I agree she was not a stunner, but boy did she love it. I had three sessions with her with other girls and four on our own and every one was fantastic. You need to be fit with her though, she is one of the few girls I have had that was never satisfied, she just wanted more and more!

I would love any recommendations on similar girls to replace her.

(Message edited by wickedwilly on April 01, 2004)

By Epimetheus on Saturday, April 03, 2004 - 12:12 am:  Edit

"...she is one of the few girls I have had that was never satisfied, she just wanted more and more!"

I've found her counterpart here in Pattaya working on Soi 6. She COMPLETELY terrorized me and I LOVED IT!! She would shovel my dick in her giving me a REMARKABLE BBBJ. After a bit, she'd climb on board and stick my dick EVERYWHERE!! When I would finish she would clean my dick, balls and ass with her tongue. After a minute or three she'd begin sucking my cock again telling me she wanted MORE!!

I must mention that she also like to eat pussy and wants to go "hunting" with me soon!! I feel sorry for the girl we find!!

I gotta marry her...

E


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