Day Three

I woke up somewhat relaxed and very happy today. My phone was off from the previous night because A was rapid fire calling me while I was trying to hookup with G from Nero’s. I went to turn the phone back on and I swear it was not on for more than five minutes before A started calling again. I will still not quite ready for her, but it appeared as if she was ready for me. I decided to perform my morning ablutions first and then went to grab a bite to eat.

I finally got around to calling to A and it sounded like I woke her up. I thought that was kind of funny given all her recent calls to me. She said she needed to cleanup and that she would be over around 4pm. Ok, cool. I watched some CNN and BBC News while I waited for her.

She arrived promptly and on time but the receptionists at Apartelle Royal didn’t let her in. They told her I had left. She immediately called me and I had to come down and get her. I think one of the older receptionists at the AR had a thing for me.

As soon as we got to the room A attacked me again like she had the previous night in front of The Jungle. She grabbed me and started kissing me passionately right by the door. This turned into a common scene one sees in the movies where two people walk towards the bed while kissing and trying to undress themselves. When we finally got to the bed she pushed me down on it and climbed on top of me and started kissing me some more.

Then she moved down to my pants, unbuttoned them, pulled out the unit and started giving an excellent BBBJ. I enjoyed her heavenly oral delights for a quite a while before pulling out the vigel and getting her ready.

I entered her in missionary, but quickly bored of this. I picked up her tiny frame and started carrying her around the room while simultaneously pulling her up and down on my cock. I then threw her down on the bed and slowly entered her ass. I continued pounding her there for a while and then switched between her pussy and ass on successive strokes.

Finally I turned her around to doggie and continued pounding her ass before finally exploding there. It was an excellent session overall. We cleaned up and I gave her 500 pesos plus 50 for a trike if she wanted to use it. This was probably unnecessary though as the bar she worked at was practically next door and it was close to the time she would have started work anyway. I would have to say this was probably the best $9 or $10 dollars I have ever spent in my entire life.

I called Epi after my romp with A and he was with KM at Misty’s. So I headed over there to meet up with the gang. I entered and ordered a drink and before I knew it I had a waitress following me, sitting down next to me and sticking her tongue down my throat. I hadn’t even bought her a drink yet or anything. I just sat down and she came over and introduced her tonsils to me.

For about the cost of one lady drink, this lady stayed by my side for about an hour and continued kissing and making out with me like we were two high school teenagers. KM had two ladies on him and all three of us were quite the hit in the bar. We were such a hit that the mamasan decided to buy us all a round of drinks.

I had to ask Epi what that was about and Epi explained that since we were all having a good time with our ladies and generating excitement for the club, she bought us a round to say thanks and keep us happy. When people walked in and they saw we were having a good time, many would probably decide to stay and order drinks and get ladies as well.

KM barfined his lady and I think Epi BF’ed his as well. I was not overly attracted to mine, but Epi talked me into it by citing many positive examples of how this lady and I had interacted for the past hour or so. I took his advice and went ahead and decided to barfine her.

We get to the AR and I actually get her into the shower with me. After some cleaning fun she goes down for the BBBJ in the shower. This was a nice warm-up the evening’s activities. We continued our cleansing and then headed to the bed. It was time for some more BBBJ action and ball licking. I finally entered her in missionary and surprisingly, I popped pretty quickly.

Without missing a beat I just grabbed another condom, rolled her over in doggie and started pounding away again. This lady did not seem very experienced overall, even though she did provide a pretty decent BBBJ. I continued doing her in doggie the entire time. She was kind of quiet during all this time; she was a woman of few words. But she took my pounding without muttering any complaint about time. This was somewhat a shock as I had just come and had to do her a LONG time before getting off my second pop.

We cleaned up and as I was walking her back to her bar I saw Epi and his lady heading over to Salvatore’s for dinner. I wanted to take care of a few things at Rick’s Café first and then joined them. I wasn’t too hungry so I just ordered a beer and chatted with Epi. After dinner was finished, Epi had to talk to his lady a little. I don’t remember all the specifics behind their conversation, but it was something about getting her to come back later in the evening or the morning for a second romp if she wanted her tip.

I don’t remember exactly how that turned out. Epi and I then hit Lancelot. Epi brought over a gorgeous 30 year old waitress and I had a little petite spinner next to me that was giving my dick a massage. She also pulled it out a couple of times and displayed it to the dancers on stage.

Epi, meanwhile, was busy sticking his finger up the ass of the waitress. It was pretty funny watching her fly up and out of her seat and then pull down her incredibly short skirt after it rode up her ass.

Although the lady sitting next to me was paying good attention to me, I was not that attracted to her. The feature that bugged me the most was that her upper lip stuck out much like on the face of an orangutan. I asked Epi if he was going to take his beautiful waitress, but he said she was going back to her province after work, which he thought was bullshit.

I liked Lancelot. It was done up nicely both outside and inside and was quite spacious and comfortable. There was a stage in the middle of the bar and all the seating went around. The booths were nice to relax in and the place was fairly wet lit.

Next we headed to Blue Fox and before I knew it Epi was getting a BBBJ in the bar from one of the regulars he knew there. He talked one other into giving me one for the price of a LD as well, but it was not very good as she was constantly trying to hide it.

When it was learned we weren’t going to barfine any of the 5-6 ladies that were around us, they quickly dispersed. Epi’s BBBJ lady was soon giving an English punter a BBBJ at the other end of the bar. Epi and I make a quick exit when an English guy starting singing karaoke style to some tagalong songs. I am surprised my ears made it through that without popping.

Blue Fox is a total dive. It had ugly, ugly ladies and it was a small bar. I didn’t think too much of that place. Next up Epi showed me the smallest bar in AC, Treasure Island. We took one look inside and it was pretty much a closet in there. As we were looking in, another American kid (probably around my age or younger) came running out screaming to his friends, “MAN, that is one small bar! It is tiny in there!”

We hit a bar close by next. I forget the name of it. Epi was telling me that every time Blazers goes into this bar, he notices that the ladies working always have their Filipino boyfriends inside as well. I didn’t notice any Filipino boyfriends while I was there. In fact I didn’t see a single Filipino customer in the entire place. What I did see was some old, drunk, cowboy American who must have tipped the DJ to play country music because it was one country song after another. Epi and I both looked at each other decided this music was driving us crazy so we headed off to Camelot.

I wanted to find Porker’s famous AG, but she wasn’t there. I decided I needed to get after it or call it night now, so I big farewell to Epi and went off on my own. I could not get Epi’s Lancelot waitress out of my mind though so I decided to go back and try my luck. I bought her a couple of drinks and tried to work my magic, but it was no luck. I got shot down with the same excuse Epi did. We did end up slow dancing a bit that ended the evening. It was around 3am and the lights came on and everyone exited stage right. I had gotten in two sessions today so I decided to call it quits and head back to AR.

As I was falling asleep, I could feel the infamous “DFK sore throat” coming on. It looked like I needed to make a run to the pharmacy tomorrow.

The bar playing that horrendous country music was Bananitas. I think you may have even had the pleasure of seeing Jenny that night. What a hottie!!

I TOLD you what waitress from Misty's would be worth fucking!! Gotta remember that Obi-wan Epi knows his stuff. It's rare that you found a Filipina that can take a pounding. Most will cringe and whine after a few minutes, then start bleeding if you go too long.

My waitress - interesting girl. She'd worked the bar for 10 days and I was her first barfine. She was the CLEANEST girl I've EVER run across in that town!! Straight from the bar I threw her on the bed and began to eat her PERFECT ass!! She was as clean as a Thai girl. NEVER thought I'd find that in AC!!

That waitress in Lancelot will end up on my stick the next time I'm in that town. I just GOTTA bang it!!

E

Xen
I continue to enjoy your report. I like your concise but informative style.

Blue fox is indeed a dive , but when a young sweet think is slobbering all over your dick as she deep throats you, who is looking around at the decor. I actually had a girl there that did not need a bag. She was attractive -- slightly calorically challenged, but had really nice hooters-- fun to play with as she did her thing . Almost had her naked as she was blowing me. Even Epi was impressed as I peeled off her clothes. When her panties hit the floor she sudenly became " shy " . What's up with that ??

As you said , I noticed that in many bars drinks were bought by Mamasans or owners. You will find a Cherry Girl at Edens before this ever happens in a Thailand bar !! When I first met Janet-- the Issan looking girl you met at SOB party-- I sat in Dirty Duck playing with her for about 3 hours. Granted I was buying her and several service girls lady drinks, but the owner was buying me drinks almost faster than I could drink them. He was a great guy -- actually from Australia -- but then we all have our problems don't we ?? Just another example of why the bars are more fun in AC than LOS. It really is how the bars in LOS used to be-- much more friendly and less business like.
You should have told me bout your sore throat. I travel with a small pharmacy of drug samples. Ask Epi-- I gave him some valuable merchandise just cause he's such a great guy. ( choking noises heard )

Keep up the gteat report-- look firward to the rest of your adventures.

Xen, great report, and thanks. It's pretty cool hering your comments about all the places I've been in the last couple of nights.

Epi, I've had a whopping total of TWO girls so far in my first two nights on this trip, and both were frickin' fanTASTIC in the sack -- I mean hall of fame caliber attitudes. Most Thai girls I had the pleasure to be with couldn't begin to hold their panties. I think those Thai girls are brainwashing you!

Epi,

You had your bat vision tuned into that frequency. Good call.

KM,

Glad you like the report! Thanks for the kind comments. I should have another chapter up soon.

Porker,

Have fun. Here is hoping you do some spinners soon...

Porker

I'm sure you found some rapists to take care of you. Let me tell you how MY last 3 nights have been:

Thursday: Picked up a girl from a Soi 6 bar about 1:45am. She came back to my room, threw me down on the bed, then hoovered my dick so hard I could pound nails. She then crawled on top of me and stuffed my dick into her ass in cowgirl. Once I blew my load she asked for it again and again...

Friday morning I woke up, fucked this machine again, and moved hotels. She told me she was hungry. I diddled her pussy for 20 seconds and she sucked my cock for 20 minutes. She then took ANOTHER LOAD!! She told me we should go looking for other girls that night as she LOVED to eat pussy!! Fucked up and brought another girl from her bar. You remember my 3-holer I fucked in the bar while you were getting a BJ from the big titties on Soi 6? Well, ended up fucking her a FEW times!!

Saturday morning the 3-holer I've renamed Heineken is stuffing my cock where she wants to. I drop her at her bar around 2pm thinking I may go back for her. Instead I drive around town having fun. That night, tired and beat, I drive up Soi 8 heading for home. A girl I know through a buddy waves me down for a drink. Soon we're making out like teenagers. Just for the record this girl has an ass that even J'Lo would be jealous of!! We fucked and fucked. Then we fucked some more. I woke up this morning SORE!!

KM

Been making use of those wonderous pills you bestowed on me, much to the chagrin of a few girls in Pattaya!! Methinks my joint will fall off before the "blue" runs out!!

Xen

Enjoying your TR. It's always interesting to experience something and then have the guy sitting next to you telling you about it from that seat.

My ability to make good calls in AC comes from having spent waaAAAAaaay too much time there!!

E

Xen, the spinner to 'reubenesque' ratio on this trip has been about 1-1 so far. Had a super-cute flaca this afternoon at Touch of Class, so that must mean it's time for a tit queen when I head out in about an hour. Getting a late start (for ME) tonight because I actually got a nap today after finally doing the ingenius thing of turning off my phone. 14 messages from spinner #1 about how she 'misses my deeck' seemed a bit excessive!