Day 2
Wednesday
The next morning around 10am I walked down the beach and had breakfast at the Marriott. There are many other places to eat that are a lot cheaper, but the little bit of Portuguese that I learned before my trip seemed to fade away upon my arrival. I just didn’t feel like dealing with the language barrier this morning. So… 35 reis later I walked down the beach, drank a coconut and watched volleyball for a while.

Went to Loumo again around 4pm with Don and another guy that just arrived that morning. This time around I was a little more relaxed. Hooked up with a blonde that I was talking with the day before. Sandy was just as good looking as Thyna but a little more GFE like. We sat around in the relax room, played with each other and just talked for a while. Ahh…my Portuguese was coming back. Session was very good but she gave a cbj. I didn’t say anything because it didn’t matter much to me but I still thought it a rare occurrence in a terma. Oh well, lesson learned.

That night I was planning on going to TA around 11pm and then into Help just before midnight. (avoid the increased cover) I walked around the corner and onto the walkway of TA. Unbelievable! I could not believe all the women that were in and around this restaurant. Dressed to kill too! All had their own style. Some wore jeans, (very tight of course) some dresses, some mini skirts, fishnet stockings. Every basic whore look was covered. Just my type of place.

I walked around this place dancing and grabbing and flirting and kissing until about 3am. Then I meant J. This is the girl that I hung out with for the rest of my trip. I wouldn’t say I fell in love with this girl but I was very comfortable with her. She spoke pretty good English, she was very gregarious, sexy 100% of the time and to top it off (you guessed it) a freak in the bedroom. Seven days with this girl and I was finished. I also had terma runs during the short times I wasn’t with her. Aloha Juan was right: You can try but you ain’t gonna have enough bullets for Brazil.

Photos: Garota 05 06 07 08 09 10

Sorry about the face blur thing. I heard while I was there that there are some asshole guys running around showing the pictures to the girls and fucking it up for everyone. So I just did this to protect myself and the girl.

I am a newbie here...can you tell me what TA is. I am going to Rio in June.

Terraco Atlantico. Its the terrace restaurant in front of Help.

Unconfirmed reports have determined the TA food is what causes the puke-smell at the backbar in Help.

Enjoy, I cant wait to go back for more!!!

The food at Terraco is excellent, actually. We eat there for lunch fairly often - it's very nice inside.

Right, Catocony. Inside, it's an elegant restaurant. My favored MO is to get to TA around 10:00 - 10:30 PM, get a good table next to the walkway between the tables and the restaurant building, have dinner and watch the procession. And although they're so busy that service could be better, the one time a friend eating with me ordered a filet mingon, and it wasn't the cut he wanted (he saw that what someone else got was what he wanted--his fault for not knowing what the menu items mean in Brazil)--the took it back and brought him what he wanted.

And the smell is from the guys who are so frightened by all the beautiful, friendly, available women that they drink too much. Or maybe they order Help food, I've never tried it.

If their kitchen is no cleaner than their bathroom, god help us all.

They don't do much to keep the dance floor clean, either--I get kind of disgusted at the garbage I have to dance over, and have to be careful not to trip on the debris.

Fortunately, there are distractions to make up for all that....

Hunterman,

Three of us sat at Alcazar this afternoon. There was one other table with one person sitting at it, five waiters, and it still took ten minutes to pay a R$5 bill for two waters. Bad service is a trademark of all restaurants in Brasil!

For the record, SF, SweetMesquite and I had some good Mexican food in Botafoga last night and the service was very close to US levels - very attentive, helpful, quick. We were shocked as hell.

Lifestyle,

You answered my question on whether you found yourself a stead GFE garota. Looks like you found a nice solidly built one. I prefer mine a bit taller. Actually my Brasileira, not a Rio garota, is about an inch taller than me. It's much better to have a girlfriend than put up with the Terma BS, disappointments, ripoffs and diseases.

Turk5555 Yea the GFE thing really paid off. Literally... I saved money and I wouldn't have had it any other way for my first trip.

I can't believe Sweetmesquite is back again so soon. He's a cool guy. Taught me alot in the short time I was with him. Hope your enjoying your new place Sweetmesquite.

Turk5555,

It’s okay we get the picture. You have a Brazilian namorada and she’s not a garota de programa. There is no need to mention it in every single post.

Turk, you may want to post a photo of your girlfriend so we can tell you if we have banged her or not, and if so, whether board members used condoms. I want to keep you safe buddy.

Turk,

I think you should take a trip to Brazil and not tell your girlfriend about your trip. I think you might be surprised what she might be doing when you show up. Sad to say, but I would not put any money on the fact that your girlfriend is not a garota de programa in some form or fashion. I do not think it is within the realm of possibilities for a Brazilian woman, especially if she is hot.

Lastly, (and I have the expertise to speak on this topic) do you really think that banging a girlfriend (a girl that is a regular girl, or a garota da programa, or a green alien that Captain Kirk banged from time to time, or any other damn type of girl) is by any means cheaper than banging chicks at the Termas? I would urge you to analyze your expenditures more closely.

Secondly, do you really think a normal girl who goes out to bars is not more prone to disease than the Termas girls? Sorry, but the girls in the Termas have the "cover up" policy drilled into their heads.

I do promise you Turk, I will use a condom if I do bang your girlfriend.

Seriously, I hope I am wrong Turk, but glad your happy...that is what it is all about. I know I do some crazy things, but as long as I am having a good time, I generally continue.

Kenmore (who can not figure out how in the hell to get a tattoo removed from a girls ass!)