Whats up people, just returned from my first Rio trip ,and it was incredible. I planned on documenting it while I was down there but It didnt happen so I just have to wing it and hope I get the chronology correct.

Day 1: Get to the airport ,get accosted by some dude who we think is our driver ,sent by Vera from Rioapart.com ,but he isnt. He was a nice guy but after a 12 hour flight I wasnt in the mood to be bothered .So he shows us to the ATM in the airport takes us to the driver and we are on our way ,we get to the apartment and nobody has the key. Finally some old guy comes with the key and we get into the apt.

The Apt. is #603 on the website ,2 BR 3 bath, INCREDIBLE view ,on a scale of 1-10 for similarity betwen the website pics and the actual pad Id say about a 6 its a little dirty and the bathrooms suck but othe than that its a great place,good security, huge open area, and a really nice view.

1st stop : Monte Carlo

My first Terma experience was Monte Carlo, we went in, had a few drinks and grabbed a girl my girl was a tall mullata with a pretty hard body probably a 6 or 7 but when I first got down their I grabbed anything that smiled at me ,good session wouldnt repeat though ,went back to the bar and had a few more drinks and grabbed another 7 this time a negra who was a very agressive kisser ,good session ,wouldnt repeat

I was kicking myself in the ass because there were about 7 other girls in there who looked better but for some reason I grabbed these 2 but fuck it its my first day there is plenty of other pussy here


Friday Night At Help: Later that night we went to Help ,Its a very strange feeling going into a club like that knowing you can go home with 90% of the girls in there if you want, we hung out for a while and I met a girl who I picked based on her attitude and she grabbed a friend ,who was the cutest little thing and the 4 of us headed back to the apt. for a good time. It was a great orgy ,My first time getting head from 2 women at the same time, banging a girl doggystyle while she blew my friend and her friend sat on his face ,a great experience, and the cute little friend actually became my friends woman for about 9 days till she left to work in Spain.


Day 2 : We went to the mall for speakers ,went to 4x4 only to find they were closed, than went to Centuras I was hanging out with the girl with the big panther on her back and she had to go strip . I should have waited cause I ended up grabbing a little blond who was my worst session of the trip probably. She really wasnt into it and wasnt a good actress ,she couldnt take a dick ,and she didnt look good naked.I ended up finishing myself off because the combination of the condom,and the girl were making me limp.

Saturday Night: We decided to go back to help that night I grabbed these 2 really nice girls for the night who I became friends with, and are coming up to NY in June .Great session, lesbo action ,but I couldnt fuck them because everytime I put a ruber on I went limp ,so double blow jobs all night and pussy eating ,on top of that they were just cool to hang out with.
My friend on the other hand picked 2 girls up who he had to throw out they only did cbj and were talking amongst themselves the whole time probably close to an american hooker experience we both treated all the girls with respect and kindness ,but these 2 cunts had to go so he gave them the boot.

If anyone can tell me how to add pics that would be great,trip reports without pics kind of suck

I hope your friends planning a trip to New York already have visas. Very difficult to get now.

yeah they said they do ,one already has a fake marriage ,and they both own apartments in brasil so maybe that helps

Look under "FAQ" for instructions on adding pics...it's a piece of cake.

Glad you had a good time!

it's pretty easy to add photos, however it's hard to type the instructions because then the system will think you're trying to post a photo.

hell, let's start with a picture of the author, who is contemplating which is better or worse:

being stuck in the USA or
having erectile difficulties in Brazil


Good report so far BTW.

(Message edited by DonGringo on April 12, 2004)

Wild time, good deal. I hope you're going to post more about the rest of your stay....

Is the man in the photo contemplating the glass to figure out how many (or which brand of) little pills to swallow to turn his erectile disfunction into a rock-hard monster of love?

(Message edited by Hunterman on April 12, 2004)

here are the 1st 2 help girls

Photos: Help Girls 01

here are the girls from day 2 and a solo shot of one of my favorites

Admin: Photos removed by reporter request

sorry about the size

larry
go to www.irfanview.com to download a free photo editor software program
once there, resize the pics to 640 x 480 or something close to that size, and they will show up onscreen just fine

DG,
I'm shocked that you would post an actual picture of yourself and thus blow your cover. I guess that political career in Quebec is out now.
Bwana

Whats scary is that after 2 years, he is still conteplating the question in the photo!!

Gotcha

Bwana
Condamner! Et j'ai voulu être le Roi du Harlots français aussi!
Oh well, I guess I can always resign myself to accepting that job as a shrink. Maybe I could use hypnosis on LarryDavid to help out his little 'problemo'?

And as for YOU Sandman, I just inserted ANOTHER pin into my Robert Redford doll, u bastard!

DonGringo has plenty of time to contemplate life's mysteries, since he can't go to Brasil or Cuba anytime soon.

He's practicaly a celebite monk at this point

"He's practicaly a celebite monk at this point"

Catococny
As Dog is my witless, I swear to cunt you down and pake you may for that comment.
Damn it's been so long since I lot gaid that my eyes are crossed adn I cun't spell wurth aaaa dam

I sahll reTerun!!!!

DeeGynho